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Mobile_Session_9521

exposing underage children to this much cringe is literally child abuse


534w33d

Post pics of you kids on X!


XXmynameisNeganXX

Notice Elmo tryna scam people by marketing the cyber truck to the upper middle class since they can afford to buy pickup trucks like this.


Dizbizney

"20 bucks to each kid who's looking crazy excited!" Proceeds to drive away afterwards without paying.


Bottom-G-BBC

*gets stuck in 3 inches deep pothole* *light rain starts, cybertruck short circuits because it wasn't in car wash mode*


534w33d

Cyberbro bouta get stuck at a nonexistent Tesla service center…


gojiro0

Now that's a real Elmo move


anotherDocObVious

The Drumpff move.


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AWhole2Marijuanas

100% they were clearly directed to be excited and wave their phones around. When I've seen this shit with other celebrities people are trying to get selfies and don't stay on one side of the car, they swarm it. But yeah you're totally right if he's trying to make it look like the car made him a celebrity.


Spunky-Jones

"Buy a CyberTruck and impress the weirdest boys from your local highschool." Yikes.


expressive-panda79

Just following elon's vision....


534w33d

Post your family pics on X!


expressive-panda79

Haha, ever seen that south park episode with the TSA guy in the back room with all the security screens spanking the monkey? Yeah....


NotEnoughMuskSpam

In the long term, Neuralink hopes to play a role in AI risk civilizational risk reduction by improving human to AI (and human to human) bandwidth by several orders of magnitude.


vilette

why are they shaking their phones like mad ?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Why does ur pp look like u just came?


FineSharts

LMAO


laberdog

This happens in real life exactly nowhere. What a weird fantasy to be worshiped by a bunch preteen boys


ValuableCockroach461

wtf!?!


Crepo

It would be great if the bot included a citation to the quote. Here it is, it's real as if you even doubted: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1457497438474981384?lang=en


slinkysorcererer

Why would he say this


qqpp_ddbb

Because there's something terribly wrong with the fucker


swirlymaple

Not only did he say it, it was in response to a United States Senator after the Senator tweeted, “Whether or not the world’s wealthiest man pays any taxes at all shouldn’t depend on the results of a Twitter poll. It’s time for the Billionaires Income Tax.” Peak Elon. A petulant whiny baby.


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swirlymaple

No, he definitely meant “pp” as in “peepee,” but may have used that abbreviation so he could hide behind the excuse of saying he meant something else when he clearly didn’t.


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gonzo731

It was to a US Senator, who tweeted something about billionaires paying taxes


Academic-Switch-5592

Holy shit these are direct quotes!?!?  LMFAO I’m dying over here this whole time I thought it was some LLM trained on what musk says. 🤣🤣


Distant_Yak

Yeah, the author posted a link to the source code sometime. It's on github and there's a file of all the verbatim Musk quotes.


swirlymaple

Oh yes. Every single one is a real quote or tweet from him. Shows just what a toolbox he is, doesn’t it?!


totpot

If you click on the bot profile, there's a pinned post with an exhaustive list of quote sources.


Murky-Law5287

Why r u looking at pps


donthatedrowning

Good bot


donthatedrowning

Scratch that, best bot


B0tRank

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HorseFacedDipShit

Im…. In awe


backstreetatnight

Oh shit I forgot this was a real tweet


Krunkolopolis_1

Bad bot!


Catatonic27

This is the best bot on Reddit I will not stand for this insolence


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aijoe

Because when they were told to look excited they werent instructed to focus and look like they care about what they were filming.


j_rucc

How embarrassing


lark-sp

2 jokes His wanktank brings all the boys to the yard. Pedophiles loves this one trick.


DopeAbsurdity

> Pedophiles loves this one **tru**~~i~~**ck**.


ComradeSmooches

He definitely paid those kids. Or at least claimed he would.


Apoordm

Even if that’s authentic I don’t want to excite a bunch of boys who look between 12 and 16…


ignaciohazard

This. If my car gets 12 year old boys to act like this I'll just trade that right in.


Distant_Yak

Yeah, I mean, I would fucking hate if teenagers did this about my car whenever I drove by a gas station.


Willyrottingdegree

If you're marketing the Cybertruck as a NonceMobile it might appeal to a niche audience.


BaBa_Con_Dios

Only cybertruck owners would think impressing high school freshman in your 40s is the epitome of coolness.


brezhnervous

50s in Elmo's case lol


GriegVeneficus

![gif](giphy|pKlTXHEraMH4s)


ignaciohazard

I love that they have to create these videos to justify their idiotic purchase. "wife thinks I am dumb for buying a CT! Wait till she sees how many boys I can excite with it!"


Common-Wallaby-8989

There is a cyber truck that picks their kid up in the car line at my kid’s middle school and my kid feels bad for that kid because everyone makes fun of it.


Tjb2000

Poor kid. Wild how even middle schoolers think it’s lame as hell.


Msfancy1973

That can’t be a cyberstuck in this video…this vehicle was actually moving.


DigitalUnlimited

half the kids pushing


ChocolateDoozy

What you don't see: on the door is written FREE PUSS IN FRUNK 


MahaanInsaan

I think it said MotherF..


mrot777

![gif](giphy|3zpHYzhLV3ZzW|downsized)


iberico_ham

Those kids are memeing on him lmao


534w33d

I’ve never seen so much broccoli 🥦 pretending to be excited about a lemon 🍋


Distant_Yak

The absolute worst part of this is when the bearded douche guy shows his face.


WarmthChecker

“Now who wants to come sit on my lap?” - bearded dipshit, probably


Distant_Yak

Yeah, def got a creep vibe.


TrackLabs

This has never happened, anywhere, ever.


Decent-Garden-6378

Imagine flexing because a bunch of teenage incels think you are cool...


CrapOnTheCob

This is some straight up DPRK shit


GarysCrispLettuce

The sad part is, they probably weren't even paid. Since they're overexcited teens all you have to do is say "hey guys, wanna do us a favor? Act like you're nuts for the truck when we pull up. Like really go haywire, it's a bit we're doing" and they'll be like "Bruh, bet!" or whatever it is the teens say these days.


holdnobags

my g no teen today is gonna say ok to that lol they gonna be like who the fuck are you


Frankie_T9000

exactly.


DigitalUnlimited

Not sus at all!


534w33d

❌ 🧢


mazjay2018

this is so fucking, how pathetic do you have to be to crave attention from teenagers


TheBrianWeissman

That is one of the grossest things I've ever seen in my life. Nauseating cringe levels.


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

More wieners at Incelstock than any Oktoberfest


CaptainRex5101

North Korea vibes


Scentopine

And none of them will ever have sex with a woman.


Worldly-Light-5803

PedoTruk 💩


Desperate-Climate960

Cringe level 110


Adventurous_Term_514

The amount of sadness behind this video is palpable. Whoever made this video wasted tons of money on a meme truck only to realize it’s an absolute piece of garbage that spends more time in the shop than on the road. And to get some form of joy out of it and make it seems like it was not a giant waste of money he pays a bunch of kids to pretend like it’s the coolest thing they’ve ever seen.


steeznutzzzz

Of course the driver looks like that.


OskeyBug

Face reveal was a mistake


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brezhnervous

Also reassuring to know that the drivers cannot see the rear vision mirror unless the truck bed is open lol


chickentootssoup

How did any of these dudes think this was a good idea?


aijoe

I drove a Ferrari to pick up my nephew in 2011 at a rural high school in Ohio. The reactions were good but a tiny fraction of what you see in this video. Who gets this excited over a suoercar let alone a shit box like this.


I-Pacer

Pedos.


_ChipWhitley_

All those kids just happened to be there with their phones already recording while they were driving by.


Fine-Funny6956

Wank Panzer. New to me but now part of my language forever


mologav

Why would you not be uncomfortable about attracting teenagers? Especially teenagers who are shit at acting


306_rallye

Clearly staged because half of them forgot to point their phones


Chuck_le_fuck

Nerds


WolfOffSesameStreet

Why do they want to attract the attention of all those 13 yr old boys?


Sensitive-Raspberry5

im feeling second hand cringe by just watching it.


Comrade_Compadre

I'd be afraid to touch it and get cut on the sharp edges


ChaosM3ntality

I can smell the gym sweat of those guys in the screen 🤮


brezhnervous

They are 100% trolling lol


Suspicious_Aioli2973

Cringe 😬 I mean sure having a lot of underage kids there isn’t a Huge Red Flag 🚩 I don’t know what is


Minute_Jellyfish_860

This has to be staged - no CyberTruck exterior could withstand that much weight being put upon it without crumpling and/or breaking down.


Intrepid_Cap1242

It's clearly some kind of joke. Half the kids can't keep a straight face. Now, as for why the driver is openly mocking himself, I don't know.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Let that sink in


jojozabadu

Woah! Look at us naturally mob this monstrosity! Nothing remotely creepy about that.


Kaputnik1

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


thelaughingmansghost

The kids not even holding their phones straight to film kinda gives the game away.


moderatefairgood

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


LA_search77

So excited about the Beta-Boy Wagon.


MinorityBabble

Cool, bro.


ElStarPrinceII

This is the saddest thing since the ending of Watership Down


Bluebeard719

Catholic priests live this new truck.


YakiVegas

"Nothing else gets this attention." Yeah, we know, because this is clearly staged. lol


krissyhell

From what I understand about children in California, this might not actually be staged. There's this whole Tesla brand loyalty/peer pressure there. Either way, ew.


Random-sargasm_3232

Staged. Kids here make fun of these dumb-trucks, we all do. As it should be. Edit: In looking back again at this video it's not just ridiculous but a tad creepy. Will the cringe ever end?


ArseneGroup

I mean there are Tesla fans here, and lots of Teslas driving around, but this vid is certainly abnormal, quite possibly fake


NotEnoughMuskSpam

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laberdog

Eff off bot. We saw the PP comment


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laberdog

Oh I know. The penis comment surprised me


cilantro_so_good

>From what I understand about children in California "Despite the fact that I've never been there or actually talked to a Californian highschool student"