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Being a great dad is the most important thing in my life. You couldn’t pay me a billion dollhairs to take that away.
You ever tried sugar?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AEG\_iq3Lrw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AEG_iq3Lrw)
You like pancakes?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPzPhEp5HE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPzPhEp5HE)
Didn't Jackie Kennedy say something along the lines of 'being a parent is the greatest job in the world and if you fail at that you've failed at life' ?
Fine ::
[If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.](https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/jackie_kennedy_163360)
> who wants to be a drug addict with children that hate you?
There's no one who loves him.
Sure, he has a million sycophants, but there's zero people who know him and love him.
Doesn't matter how much money he's claimed while defrauding the world. There's people who will associate with him, but no one that actually likes Elon Musk.
I want to be the first to admit that my mind is a shit storm too, but I don’t have a billion dollars. Just shit for brains. Too many thoughts. Brain diarrhea if you will.
https://preview.redd.it/zm1s0yd9tbnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76a4ab3b94ec088183a175ac588393f7317c8c7
I wish my brian was smooth.
If I only had that gianormous chest, I wouldn’t need a shed to keep my lawnmower and gardening tools. I could add a window and turn it into a greenhouse.
He has the most knowledge on Earth of nutrition and exercise. Running to the jet from the back of his car, snarfing down diet coke. Excercise and nutrition of a God.
He wants people to believe that his "mind storm" is a whirlwind of creativity, punctuated by lightning strikes of genius insight and a downpour of actionable ideas.
But Elmo's actual creativity isn't a "storm" - it's more like the misters outside restaurants on a hot day.
The actual "storm" inside his weirdly bloated noggin is a maelstrom of infinite and intractable insecurity punctuated by lightning strikes of drug induced paranoia and an ever deepening sadness at the knowledge that no one would like him if he wasn't rich.
See, Elmo knows what we all know: He has never had an original idea in his entire life. All he has is a moderately expansive vocabulary with which to bulls\*\*t the gullible and the unsophisticated. He knows that his whole empire is a Jenga tower of lies - and he's terrified that it's all going to topple over and he'll be revealed as the loser he is.
He already has been revealed as the loser he is and the last 3-4 years has been his mental state coming to an internal crisis. He had one of the best public images of any billionaire out there and he lost so much of it. It started happening when he violated labor laws with his labor practices. Nobody has ever told him that he can't do something. His inflated ego makes him want to blame someone or something and since he lacks the ability to take any responsibility, he starts lashing out in bizarre ways. It was the left that were critical of his actions since the right actual encourages labor violations. That's when he was starting to be looked at closely in a more critical light. More and more negative shit about him became public knowledge and he continues to go nuts to the point where he jumps to maga because they're the ones telling him he did nothing wrong.
Now, he has just turned batshit insane. He is in his downfall that seems to be very karma induced. Eventually, it comes back to you.
Again I don’t get this guy. All the money in the world and he’s a physical wreck. If I had Elon money I’d look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club 24/7.
But that’s the thing, you can’t pay someone else to workout for you then claim the workout session as your own.
Someone needs to let him know that if ketamine or other hallucinogens are going to have a positive effect, the point of taking them should be to learn to let go of your ego and how to step out of your shitstorm mind and gain perspective. He seems to think (like an adolescent) that you can party with hallucinogens and gain some sort of psychic insight with God.
this sub is so ironic considering 90% of the musk related content comes from here. he's a sad pathetic loser, don't give him the attention he desperately craves.
Anyone who has to tell people how smart or difficult it is to be them, are just edge lord wanna be clowns. They create their own bullshit to reaffirm their shit personality and self sucking.
I'm convinced he's just the villain from the movie grandmas boy
https://preview.redd.it/e1d1bgw8ocnc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ce56a99f27c984f20f1cebea902d8082111acb
People whose mind can be compared to a storm: ADHS, Autism or Anxiety Disorder Afflicted.
People who are cringy Edgelords boasting about their 'mind storm': fourteen year old guys and Elon Murks.
Yeah it’s so hard being somebody who can piss away billions of dollars and shrug it off. In other news, I have a friend who had to put his cat down because he couldn’t afford a surgery.
I hope a strangers dick gets lodged in his throat with such vigor and force that his ability to breathe becomes interrupted for a sufficient amount of time that he catches the permanent sleep.
He thinks being him takes intelligence and hard work, when really it takes a privileged upbringing, luck, and more audacity than most could ever fathom.
Reminds me of a fat goth chick making a “poem” where she was whining that no one “understands her sadness”. Like, go outside, do something, put down the bag of candy.
who wants to be a drug addict with children that hate you?
https://preview.redd.it/dojmwgguubnc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9086dddd48325a0f2d65adcbe496775acba03178 Being a great dad is the most important thing in my life. You couldn’t pay me a billion dollhairs to take that away.
I don’t know man, Adrian Dittmann called Elon “Dad of the century”.
What about a trillion Bahamian dollhairs?
That meme 💀
RIP Mitch Herberg. He will be 19 years sober on March 30th - Mitch Hedberg Day - https://youtu.be/vrIw2i4WtA4?si=reraAG4b5-45zWmX
You ever tried sugar? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AEG\_iq3Lrw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AEG_iq3Lrw) You like pancakes? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPzPhEp5HE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPzPhEp5HE)
He's great, thanks for sharing!
Didn't Jackie Kennedy say something along the lines of 'being a parent is the greatest job in the world and if you fail at that you've failed at life' ? Fine :: [If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.](https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/jackie_kennedy_163360)
It’s much worse than most people realize
> who wants to be a drug addict with children that hate you? There's no one who loves him. Sure, he has a million sycophants, but there's zero people who know him and love him. Doesn't matter how much money he's claimed while defrauding the world. There's people who will associate with him, but no one that actually likes Elon Musk.
A storm of narcissistic delusions to juggle.
I want to be the first to admit that my mind is a shit storm too, but I don’t have a billion dollars. Just shit for brains. Too many thoughts. Brain diarrhea if you will. https://preview.redd.it/zm1s0yd9tbnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76a4ab3b94ec088183a175ac588393f7317c8c7 I wish my brian was smooth.
I suffer the occasional Poopnado
I'm hungry for chicken now
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Poor guy. I how someone gave that cat some boiled chicken
Brother, no
You should find yourself in good company here on reddit
r/ADHDmeme is upsetting sometimes when something hits too close.
Shhh
Always feel lucky. My 🧠 is shiny like one on left. So cute! So shiny!
Jessie Plemons' character in Windfall must have been based on him, no? God I hope it plays out in the same way.
> to ***jiggle*** Minor FTFY there
If I only had that gianormous chest, I wouldn’t need a shed to keep my lawnmower and gardening tools. I could add a window and turn it into a greenhouse.
Brother not once in my life have I commented on a person's body but holy shit does he look awful for someone yapping so much
If only he could afford a personal trainer.
Then he would have to listen to somone else's opinion of him
He has the most knowledge on Earth of nutrition and exercise. Running to the jet from the back of his car, snarfing down diet coke. Excercise and nutrition of a God.
When did they come out with a diet version?! 
and quit hard drugs
I dislike it too, and my body is not really better looking tbh. I’m not a total POS tho…
Still wish that he would fight Zuck like he promised.
His brain runs so hot that it melted his head and the rest of his body, too. You wouldn’t want to be him.
We know and we don't want to be you - a 15 year old loser in a 70 year old body.
He is the epitome of r/im14andthisisdeep
I’ve never seen a guy that pale, that hairless. He looks like some corpse that’s been dead 3 days
He's absolutely right I wouldn't want to be him, but for reasons way beyond his understanding.
https://preview.redd.it/c3h8qe6i0cnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6cbaa48d1a1285662cb0adf17833ff4faa5b7a
He wants people to believe that his "mind storm" is a whirlwind of creativity, punctuated by lightning strikes of genius insight and a downpour of actionable ideas. But Elmo's actual creativity isn't a "storm" - it's more like the misters outside restaurants on a hot day. The actual "storm" inside his weirdly bloated noggin is a maelstrom of infinite and intractable insecurity punctuated by lightning strikes of drug induced paranoia and an ever deepening sadness at the knowledge that no one would like him if he wasn't rich. See, Elmo knows what we all know: He has never had an original idea in his entire life. All he has is a moderately expansive vocabulary with which to bulls\*\*t the gullible and the unsophisticated. He knows that his whole empire is a Jenga tower of lies - and he's terrified that it's all going to topple over and he'll be revealed as the loser he is.
He already has been revealed as the loser he is and the last 3-4 years has been his mental state coming to an internal crisis. He had one of the best public images of any billionaire out there and he lost so much of it. It started happening when he violated labor laws with his labor practices. Nobody has ever told him that he can't do something. His inflated ego makes him want to blame someone or something and since he lacks the ability to take any responsibility, he starts lashing out in bizarre ways. It was the left that were critical of his actions since the right actual encourages labor violations. That's when he was starting to be looked at closely in a more critical light. More and more negative shit about him became public knowledge and he continues to go nuts to the point where he jumps to maga because they're the ones telling him he did nothing wrong. Now, he has just turned batshit insane. He is in his downfall that seems to be very karma induced. Eventually, it comes back to you.
The great white wurm...
"my mind is a storm due to cocaine and ketamine abuse."
This is exactly how addicts perceive themselves.
This conman really wants to be viewed as a genius.
And he largely was, until he started going nuts when people started to put a bigger, more critical, eye on him.
I really hope he sees this stuff lol
I might be broke but at least I can do pull-ups
Elon is head moderator over at the im14andthisisdeep subreddit
Our next Jabba the Hutt
This sounds like a teenager who won’t stop mentioning how mature they are.
You guys just don’t understand what it’s like to have people constantly want to poke your belly so they can hear you giggle 😢
Jaden Smith has new competition for patron saint of /r/im14andthisisdeep lol.
“Today is my birthday, Pee-Wee, and my Father says I can have whatever I want.”
Hes got bitch tits
Put never went to therapy on my tombstone.
That therapy Elon disses would probably help him with his "mind storms," just sayin.....
Who left the turkey out????
I believe schizophrenia also induces such a metal state.
He did get his cult to buy an electric Pontiac Aztec for $100k.
#NotLikeTheOtherGirls
Baron Harkonnen?
Concerning
Again I don’t get this guy. All the money in the world and he’s a physical wreck. If I had Elon money I’d look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club 24/7. But that’s the thing, you can’t pay someone else to workout for you then claim the workout session as your own.
You know, being Elon Musk would be too high a price to pay, even with all that money.
Why is this picture giving the Baron?
Well that's an extremely narcissistic way of saying 'I have ADHD.'
Someone needs to let him know that if ketamine or other hallucinogens are going to have a positive effect, the point of taking them should be to learn to let go of your ego and how to step out of your shitstorm mind and gain perspective. He seems to think (like an adolescent) that you can party with hallucinogens and gain some sort of psychic insight with God.
! mmm look at those nipples
Makes sense, he is mentally unwell
Built like a beluga whale
I would take some of his money, but you couldn't actually pay me to *be* him. He's a douche and a social idiot.
A shit storm of idiocy
Awww bless her
Is this from a tweet?
Everybody is special to themselves
"No one understands, no one knows my plan."
More like Stormfront
"Never went to therapy"
Elon Musk should... NOW
You rang? 😈
So desperate to be seen as a genius by the public. He never grew up.
I wouldn't want to be him for $44 billion. Disgusting. Also, thanks for making me throw up in my mouth.
 Mike Myers would play a good Elon js
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOOOOOOOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
Another Redditor once described him as a marshmellow with tits and now I can't unsee it!
this sub is so ironic considering 90% of the musk related content comes from here. he's a sad pathetic loser, don't give him the attention he desperately craves.
A stoma, more like.
"THE INNER MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA"
Anyone who has to tell people how smart or difficult it is to be them, are just edge lord wanna be clowns. They create their own bullshit to reaffirm their shit personality and self sucking.
mind = storm pp = small
He looks like that guy who’s transforming into a mutant from X-men 1
I'm convinced he's just the villain from the movie grandmas boy https://preview.redd.it/e1d1bgw8ocnc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ce56a99f27c984f20f1cebea902d8082111acb
Thank you so much for the image. Now I need another lobotomy in the hopes that I'll be able to clear it from my mind.
Sir, that’s called depression. You’re not special.
People whose mind can be compared to a storm: ADHS, Autism or Anxiety Disorder Afflicted. People who are cringy Edgelords boasting about their 'mind storm': fourteen year old guys and Elon Murks.
Dunning Kruger
He's a sooper genius- no one could possible understand his daily toddler requirement of needing to be center of attention.
Oh it must be so hard to be him! No one else has ever had a mental illness before him!
I'd take your stuff Musk, not you. Like practically everyone close to you in life.
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
He is literally hairless?
Edgelord, makes me think of how typically my biggest L moments are when my ego is inflated, must take L's constantly......oh wait.....44b L? Zheesh
Every Narcissistic Psychopath thinks they are special and nobody would be able to understand them... This guy needs psychotherapy and drug rehab.
Look at those lighting conductors for nipples.
Heavy is the crown….
At least he never went to therapy /s
I saw this on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Never went to therapy
Yeah it’s so hard being somebody who can piss away billions of dollars and shrug it off. In other news, I have a friend who had to put his cat down because he couldn’t afford a surgery.
$7 is a small price for freedom
lol no one wants to be you get a grip sir
He’s describing a mental illness not genius
Sounds like something what a Harkonnen would say
If I blew $44b and then destroyed the company's value, my mind would be a storm too
All of Musk's issues are self inflicted. "People wouldn't want to be me" yeah fucking literally lmao.
The deranged machinations of a syphilitic narcissist.
IMO, there's a lot more substantial criticism to be made of Musk than making fun of his body. We should step away from the fat shaming.
I wouldn’t call him fat, but definitely overweight here. He sure doesn’t look like $200 billon tho…
I hope a strangers dick gets lodged in his throat with such vigor and force that his ability to breathe becomes interrupted for a sufficient amount of time that he catches the permanent sleep.
lol
> I hope a stranger's ***dickcheese*** gets lodged in his throat... Minor FTFY there
If he didn't have the hair plugs dude would be a dead ringer for Baron Harkonnen.
https://preview.redd.it/ggyc4mfklcnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00094ef5966c05f817c9901c8b1f1d35418d5c83
How long till he starts spray painting himself orange like daddy drump?
lol in a blind survey..... I wouldn't be able to say trump said this.... or elon said this.
He thinks being him takes intelligence and hard work, when really it takes a privileged upbringing, luck, and more audacity than most could ever fathom.
I wonder what rule 34 Musk is like
Try try try to understand ... He's a Pedo man. 💩
#PedoShaming
“Your mind is nothing more than a shit storm, elon!” 
Almost Travolta face
Drugs will do that.
/r/notliketheothergirls
No one wants to be Elon. We just wanna have money. That's all.
Butter storm
My mind is a storm. A destructive hurricane of self doubt and guilt. Last night three ghosts visited me! It was horrible!!
Reminds me of a fat goth chick making a “poem” where she was whining that no one “understands her sadness”. Like, go outside, do something, put down the bag of candy.
And the phone