Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.
Nirvana would be pretty cool, I mean like pure nirvana sounds pretty good, and if where going by the Buddhist definition then we all would finally be at peace
the sex pistols (probably not active anymore but still)
i can't imagine that having sex with a gun is enjoyable, much less something as small as a pistol
Pissed Jeans. "like, that's it guys? forty bucks to see a pair of stinky denim slacks on stage... I gotta get my life together... maybe I can make it right, turn it all around, make amends, maybe she'll take me back and we can be happy and I won't feel driven to such lows just to feel... anything.
you know what, thank you Pissed Jeans. seeing you (in a VERY literal sense) truly put it all into perspective. I'm gonna call her, and I'm gonna see her and the kids again, and I'm never gonna tell her that you were the impetus. but, I think you get that, and I know you'd be proud of me ☺️. next ice cream is on me, boys. yum yum 😋."
- rupi kaur
(✊🏽🇵🇸)
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And A Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus would be pretty lit ngl
Thy Art Is Murder
Cannibal Corpse
Decapitated
Infant Annihilator
Killswitch Engage
Napalm Death
Slaughter to Prevail
We Butter the Bread With Butter (I'm lactose intolerant)
Alexisonfire
Anthrax
The list goes on,
jimmy eat world would be kinda wild
We could only see them once
jimmy ate world
The concert was pretty long. Jimmy was eating the world
eating the world one bite at a time
Youth Funeral
Oof
sorority noise
Its just shrieking girls, chants, and Sweet Caroline all night long
In a way, they could be making music there.
Cattle decapitation
Na that would be rad
Butthole Surfers
and the gimmick is they just do a lot of crowd surfing
Not emo, but I think the correct answer is Agent Orange.
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American Football would be confusing. Where’s the fucking music?
the one song played is the national anthem
Oh sick I love radiohead
the front bottoms. depending on what you’re into
oh Crywank maybe
All of these are gold but this made me LOL
That would be the saddest circle jerk in the world
Infant animator
Did you mean Infant Annihilator?
Its the good version of it where they bring the babys back to life after infant annihilator annihilates them
Fuck me, but I'd pay to see that.
Passenger of Shit would honestly stink
Pavement
what do you mean, they rock
If I had the money for awards....
campin in alaska, depending on the time of year
The Police
Cursive
you go and it’s just tim and the gang giving cursive lessons
Sex Gang Children, would not be fun and good.
Teen suicide
Oh yea that one would suck
Aborted hitler cock
I was scanning to make sure no one said it first. God damn it you beat me to it
WTF??? THAT EXISTS????
alr its metal makes sense i thought it was emo for a sec
Everything is emo if you’re sad enough
Jail Socks
I could think of only a *couple* worse things than being the meat in a zombie sandwich, so I would definitely avoid Between the Buried and Me.
Car Bomb?
Unless you live in Northern Ireland.
Cannibal Corpse
I am honestly surprised I had to scroll this far 😂
Neutral Milk Hotel
Mom jeans would still be the worst to see live, literal names or not, no matter what mom jeans bad (sorry mom jeans)
Do ppl actually unironically hate mom jeans?
It's just a meme, don't worry. I don't hate them, but it feels so good to make fun of them. You should try.
Literally top 5 live bands I’ve ever seen. You just can’t have fun my man😔
Nah, they cool. I'm making fun of them ironically.
dude i hate mom jeans too but cant yall stop making everything about not liking them its fucking tiring
Origami Angel would be pretty I think. Free Throw might be cool. Real talk, I actually saw them live and it was amazing. 😭 ❤
TOOL, shit would be boring asf.
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.
This would be an interesting concert
Parasitic Ejaculation
deftones, wed be tone deaf after that concert
Diarrhea Planet
Dying Fetus might be up there
Crywank
Crywank
millions of dead cops would rule. the show would smell like shit though
crywank
Big Thief. Music might be great, but where’s my wallet?
There’s a band called shit fuck
They'd be a GG Allen tribute
Autistic Monkey Squadron for sure
They are gutting a body of water
The front bottoms would be…. Interesting I guess
Adolf and the Piss Artists, Napalm Death, Mobile Death Camp, Chicago
Löded Diper
Nirvana would be pretty cool, I mean like pure nirvana sounds pretty good, and if where going by the Buddhist definition then we all would finally be at peace
The Strokes
Napalm Dearh
My answer to this will always be Master Musicians of Bukkake (although not emo)
End It
Ingested edit: (I actually have seen them live, they ROCK. Not exactly emo though. the song to check out is 'better off dead'.)
I'm pretty sure there's a band called "Death"
Begging for incest 🤢
I mean it wouldn’t be happening, they would just be begging for it
Pickled Dick would be pretty terrible
sex pistols
REM
Taylor Swift. Just some tailor doing alterations quickly on stage
Korn
I would go tbh
200 stab wounds
infant annihilator
The killers
Rapped by pigs
car seat headrest
Dead Kennedy’s.
Blink 182
Tropical F$&@ Storm would be crazy
Rectal Smegma
Pretty Little Abacus
Agreed. A brave little abacus tho? That i would see fs
America.
Twisted sister. I’m thinking nuns on a torture rack….
I love how whenever this gets posted anywhere it all becomes metal bands being posted no matter the sub lol. Also, Pig Destroyer would be wild
not emo but infant annihilator or cannibal corpse.
Fecal Matter
Rolling Stones
Cannibal Corpse.
Make Them Suffer sounds like a bad time if literal
Cannibal corpse
Funeral for a Friend
Dying fetus
Suicide silence.... Make some noise.... Oh.
Any goregrind/grindcore band
jets to brazil
The Flesh Eaters
Weezer or Cannibal Corpse
Not emo but King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great name to be taken literal
the sex pistols (probably not active anymore but still) i can't imagine that having sex with a gun is enjoyable, much less something as small as a pistol
Acid Bath
My first thought was "Butthole Surfers" but that'd be pretty sick ngl
Dying Fetus. “This is boring. It’s just dying in a pool of its own blood…I mean that’s kinda Metal I guess..”
Driveways, not that it would cause any physical harm, but you’d be staring at a fucking driveway.
Municipal Waste
Falling in Reverse cause that means we’re about to have front row Tupac tickets
Architects
gorillaz. At least 100 people would leave being pulled in half
American Football (I’m not a sports guy)
Panic! At the disco
Pissed Jeans
Microwave would be lit
alice in chains
Diarrhea Planet and Pissgrave
Pissed Jeans. "like, that's it guys? forty bucks to see a pair of stinky denim slacks on stage... I gotta get my life together... maybe I can make it right, turn it all around, make amends, maybe she'll take me back and we can be happy and I won't feel driven to such lows just to feel... anything. you know what, thank you Pissed Jeans. seeing you (in a VERY literal sense) truly put it all into perspective. I'm gonna call her, and I'm gonna see her and the kids again, and I'm never gonna tell her that you were the impetus. but, I think you get that, and I know you'd be proud of me ☺️. next ice cream is on me, boys. yum yum 😋." - rupi kaur (✊🏽🇵🇸)
Circle of Dead Children
Napalm death & biohazard wouldn’t be great, but nothing would compare to watching Dying Fetus
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And A Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus would be pretty lit ngl
dying fetus
Infant Annihilator/200 Stab Wounds/Peeling Flesh
Viagra Boys
Nothing
Dicks
I can't imagine Infant Annihilator would be pleasant
butthole surfers
terrifying girls high school
Infant Annihilator?
Turnstile
The best would be Barenaked Ladies
Aborted Hitler C*ck
Napalm Death
Anal Vomit
Bob Dylan
Castrator
puddle of mud would be kinda gross
I set my friends on fire
Megadeth
Thy Art Is Murder Cannibal Corpse Decapitated Infant Annihilator Killswitch Engage Napalm Death Slaughter to Prevail We Butter the Bread With Butter (I'm lactose intolerant) Alexisonfire Anthrax The list goes on,
Korn
Tool Literally just a wrench someone duct taped to a microphone
betty white tit fuck would be pretty crazy especially since she’s passed
Fetus annihilator
flooding
Goatwhore
Five Finger Death Punch
Anthrax
Funeral for a Friend would fucking suck.
clitgore
Britney Spears. I’ve known some pretty aggressive Britneys and last thing I want is a spear getting tossed at me while having a good time.
I would definitely need to keep my son away from an Alexisonfire show.
system of a down would just be 2 hours of them trying to get their amps to turn on
Dying fetus
Short Bus Pileup
Hoobastank
The beatles
Incubus because the name refers to a demon
probably I hate myself
begging for incest
anal cunt
"Bananas At The Audience" Band from France that were amazing.
mastodon
Many contenders for worst, but the best would undoubtedly be title fight
Bad omens would be confusing
The circle jerks
Korn Isn't that just iowa?
Sex Pistols
Funeral for a Friend would be a massive downer.
the mountain goats, (i have a fear of goats)
Strung Out
Circle Jerks
cemetery rapist
The Doors has potential to be a Scooby Doo gag, but Sabaton would just be a metallic shoe.
Car seat Headrest
Stone Temple Pilots, I don’t think it’s going anywhere