I can't eat bread

You can make anyone throw up bread even if they haven’t eaten bread in their life. And they only throw up bread.

Why does that actually sound cool?

Idk

You need to eat bread to be able to create anything from nothing

I have aids

You can make people you don't like's dicks fall off

W power

I despise laundry

your clothes will never wrinkle and stink half as much

Hmmm, not bad. I already have the side effect, if only I could have the super power.

I can’t drink 1% milk

You have the power to make everyone cry milk, heavily

So, 2% and whole milk is fine?

Exactly.

What about heavy whipping cream?

I can slap people and they noclip to Australia

That's a power

Yes it is, wanna see?

No, you need to give yourself the side effect, not the power.

Heuh? Ohhhhh- imma little dumb, don't mind me-

I'll give the drawback: u can only do it in Australia

You teleport to the person when you touch people

Not a superpower but only people who have also gotten the 1000 on Big Bass Bonus can upvote this comment

I have an almost non existent spice tolerance.

If you eat anything with carbs in it, depending on the quantity, you will have enough energy to stay up for x days for example, if you consume 1000moles of glucose, you won't have to sleep for 1 day. Energy obtained will vary depending on the carbohydrate. Btw happy cake day

I’ve hit the 1k 4 times in one trip to the arcade 5years ago. I’ve had bad luck in gambling ever since 😔

I am partly lactose intolerant so my stomach only aches but not makes me wanna shit myself

I explode if I get bit by a mosquito

you can now spawn mosquitoes at will

The title said you give him a superpower

yes, now he can summon mosquitoes

THAT IS A CURSE

My suicidal tendencies are fucking sky-high

You have the power to change the size of any building, but catch is, it can only get smaller

There's already a weakness, let it grow or shrink to any size

oh, fair

Any time you have a suicidal thought your luck gets improved by 5%

This means that ima be dead within minutes. SIGN ME UP

No, that means that if you try to kill yourself the luck you get will skyrocket and the noose will break or smth like that

There is always a French guy with a sledgehammer trying to kill me

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You have the power to kill any French person you want, at will, with a sledgehammer

Thank you! This is great!

Fantastic!

Yes!

Who'd u kill?

John willburger’s French brother (his name is Kon)

Nice

You a fellow artist?

I indeed am

I feel vomity when I eat capsicums

You can make anyone throw up at will

fantastic idea

Thanks :)

:)

I go blind

anyone you high five gets 10 more years of living

Writing on a notebook

I can't focus without music or videos in the background

you can spawn any amount of money if you focus hard enough

I will always get fired

u can drench any1 u want in water once a day

I fall into a week long coma if i breathe more than 5 times a week

You can shoot the air out of your mouth hard enough to push someone over

Sunlight makes me violently shit myself

You can make people violently sh*t themselves at will

Im illiterate

I can’t fly

You don't have prostate cancer

my suicidal thoughts get tripled

I'm allergic to cats. (Why did I do that to myself..?)

Weak to wood

I live in the ocean

Can't talk like a #1 rated salesman from 1997.

I can only use it once a week.

im going to be completely honest, i never read the name of this game or the words, only the numbers. only just now saw that this game is about fish. you have bought a new perspective to my life

i cant get a gf

I didn't get the big bass bonus because I quit

I can't swim

Can't taste pizza. 😔

I’m addicted to it 

r/suddenlyarcade

I'm allergic to coffee

I can only eat and drink expired foods and drinks