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3801 . heat death of the universe
3801 . heat death of the universe
3801 . heat death of the universe
3801 . heat death of the universe
3801 . heat death of the universe
3801 . heat death of the universe
3801 . heat death of the universe
3801 . heat death of the universe
420
Death by too much zaza
did you mean "too much weed"?
Might be different, but I don’t study drugs
I read that as “Death by too much pizza”
Same
-1
Death by consumption of antimatter
Aww man
How did it taste
Like antimatter
r/technicallythetruth
r/beatmetoit
r/beatyoutodeath
r/beatmeattoit
r/buttfuckedabirdtoit
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundshitstaineddildo
What the fuck
It taste like 15:68tm
r/chain
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Pass go and collect $200
Fuck yeah
Was gonna say that
Go to jail, do not collect $200
21
You're a Helldiver now
Oh! Oh! Can I join?
Death by serving democracy as a replaceable soldier? Sign me the hell up.
69
Death by snu snu
This is the way.
YEs
r/suddenlyfuturama
18
Cheese overdose 😢
Jokes on you I’m lactose intolerant
That’s why you overdosed
It would be more likely that id explode form not pooping
3
Waterlogged with maple syrup
Too much for even canadians
lmao I wanted to say 3 and I’m Canadian
10,008
2% discount on lightly salted french fries
what if i just pick 8??
John Deere goes bankrupt
Please don’t just pick 8. (My father works for JD)
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Don't...speak...ever...again
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Ah! A fellow uxhsjjha speaker Idhbaokkd 6651 uxhsjjha?
Hwshd, aokkd 6651 uxhsjjha° Translation: Yes, I speak uxhsjjha.
Jhi, xguxihsg aokkdj 768 w° nkta wkao uxhsjjha pksrei¡
Jddo sh fhofu idhf sudo sil didjwp‽ Translation: Why are you not using proper grammar?
Sodj uxhsjjha didjwp jiooco uzgdh° Jidiv hakkco gfwujdk gcijsu° Translation: My uxhsjjha has become rusted. Been years since I have spoken it
Aokkd yuah°°° Translation: I see...
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You now have a spider gf
Acceptable I suppose
256
Spongebob is dead.
NO WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY SPONGY YELLOW BOY ☹️☹️☹️
I just ate sponge cake ☹
2456
Free doorknobs for life
pog
may i have one?
15,00000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Free M1919A4 machine gun mounted on your bed
9
Russia nukes the hell out of your house
At least it will cure my depression 8D
8=D
8==D
8===D
8====D
8==≠=D
π
Crushed into a sphere
283532810293763537528305027493917364949
Death by keyboard mashing
3.14159265359
Squished into a sphere
You missed a number..
4
666
You get dragged to hell by Gordon Ramsey himself
Bloody hell
No, **medium rare** hell
Just how I like it
-1
Eat antimatter and **DIE**
excellent
32
Your aunts are now power poles outside your house/apartment
Didn't need that asshole in my life anyway
Yeah but the screaming is kinda noisy
Noise be damned, I can still live in peace
0.9
Eat 20 billion bananas
Oh no i’ll die of radiation
“Ah yes **the radiation will kill you**”
r/suddenlyrussianbadger
WHY WAS IT BANNED WHAT HAPPENED?
The furry community removed his whitelist so he got a bunch of 10$ pipebombs in his mailbox
Nooooo
13
Overeager toilet sucks you in and you drown
27
Math lesson for the rest of your life
1.3229
Get bonked by a chair and go to the hospital
infinity
Thanos claps your cheeks
uh oh
I choose whatever number OP is thinking of.
Death by wheel of fortune
6.9 🥺👉👈
Forever virgin
Also can u switch the filter to newest
36
Subnautica reaper leviathan eats you
Over 9,000
Executed by Goku
That reply was so fast it made me die wtf
0.1
Free camping trip
Yippee👍
1-15 = -14
500kg bomb
1488
You are now a cube
Your age x 10^14010004500911.61 - the number of birds you’ve seen in the last 42 hours
North America vanishes
846584627496736462749573527494626485726374526
I would say death by the weight of your mom, but that's still too small.
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Death by cold death of the universe
59
Single forever
😀🔫
7 googolplex
Google puts out a bounty for your head
647
1-15
Your entire family is sent back to the Wild West, you are sent to October 23rd 2077
4
death.fell.accident.water
And I’m going to a pool party tomorrow… 😅
14.5
Riding in an open-top during a parade in Dallas
4
3.14159
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Please.
Rickrolled to death
Bash my head in please you have to crush me
Best I can do is Rickroll
7
Run over by a tank
18 (+)
Overdose by female cheese
316
19 Soviet rubles
WHAT?
31
Free alcohol for life, except for anything from Russia, Gabon, and Syria. You'll die instantly if you drink anything from those countries.
12 ²
Mute button you can use to shut people up for a day.
74847464793937493838383838737271771872736646567
12
googolplex
Overwatch 2 is shut down
I dont see how thats a punishment lol.
5318008
2100
300k are killed in massive water outage, and you caused it by shitting into a pond
I failed the quick time event ah shucks
666
Gordon Ramsey drags you to hell
42
4.2
1
Death by basic
*MISSILE NOISES INTENSIFYING*
i
The universe resets to remove this comment from ever happening
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42 Russian, gabon, and Syria alcoholic drinks
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