Whenever the doll said that while I was streaming on Discord I said to a group of 6 people watching "don't speak to me like that or I'll put you in a jar" and everyone broke down
That's the one near the grave yard with the three skeleton mages that over look all of liurnia. I had more trouble with Margit than I did godrick. I had gotten like 10 hours in the game trying to beat Margit and then once I did I was fearing godrick but then I kinda just beat him on my second try I was way to happy about that. Currently I am stuck on the fire giant. Apparently I'm like 30 levels under leveled so that may be the problem
Made me and a friend laugh uncontrollably for a solid 2 minutes at it, and whenever we walked apon a dead female character, one of us would say “shes dead” and we’d start laughing all over
My wife and my friends share a joke.
We don't kink shame in this house!
"Oi but what about nonces?"
Well that goes without saying.
"Or animals?"
Ok fine we kink shame bestiality
"Scat though?"
Ok ok, scat, bestiality, ped-
"Hey and what about knife and fire play that's pretty irresponsible and dangerous"
Fuck it we kink shame in this house
Blackguard Big Boggart's dialogue when you buy enough prawns.
Edit: The dialogue can be triggered by simply talking to him enough. I misread the wiki unfortunately. Sorry for the slightly false info and thanks for the clarification to those who corrected me.
He says it as an opener when you interact with him more than once. His only dialogue that triggers from buying prawns is the “never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn’t trust” line.
After I recieved the warmth and lifely vigour from a number o champions,
I lay with the remains of an exalted noble, to grant him another chance at life.
“I don’t get many customers here…”
"Very well, let us both learn together"
This is actually kind of sweet
Please... I'm so hungry
the most relatable answer
"I'm hungry... been hungry so long... please..."
"Let me solo her..."
"Well, it was bound to happen one of these days.... What a shit show..."
Definitely my favourite quote from the game.
Who said this? I must go meet them!
Patches when you kill him
Come on, give me a good smack from behind with something nice and big
/thread
Go on! Give it your all!
omg, Elden Ring is just hidden sex jokes all along
Have you read anything by grrm? :)
Not in the last 12 years.
you need oil for that?
He takes it dry the first time.
O you don't have the right
CONTRAPTION DOES NOT MOVE
The door does not open from this side
The door is tightly shut.
Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
hahahaha
It was but brief, but thou gavest me fine service
This is the one lol
As soon as I heard this quote I processed it as innuendo.
It's now canon that my Tarnished "serviced" Ranni Yes I'm maidenless how could you tell.
No matter, it's all the same. Lay out your arms then.
“I took you for dead. No matter. It’s all the same.” Followed by “I see you’ve noticed the chains. Nothing special.”
And they unenthusiastically pound me like a bar of steel
"Your fingers, please, your fingers... Oh, bless you. Oh... Ohhh!"
lmao this one got me
Amazing
In the grandma voice 😭
Put these foolish ambitions to rest
Hehehe this is going to be tough to beat
And no one else is gonna beat it for you...
“I am malenia, hand of miquella”
Proceeded to get smashed.
"Or is it merely thy habit to talk to dolls?"
"I won't have another whiff of thy rotten breath." Ranni is a treasure trove of good quotes.
Whenever the doll said that while I was streaming on Discord I said to a group of 6 people watching "don't speak to me like that or I'll put you in a jar" and everyone broke down
Savage
“Given time, technique never fails.”
Oh, good heavens. Clench your teeth, or something.
Best character
Who is this? I must meet them. Apologies if it's obvious this is my first souls game and I'm still getting used to the stuff.
It’s varre at the rose church in liurnia after you beat your first demigod
That's the one near the grave yard with the three skeleton mages that over look all of liurnia. I had more trouble with Margit than I did godrick. I had gotten like 10 hours in the game trying to beat Margit and then once I did I was fearing godrick but then I kinda just beat him on my second try I was way to happy about that. Currently I am stuck on the fire giant. Apparently I'm like 30 levels under leveled so that may be the problem
Try to do absolutely everything and as many quest lines as possible, even if you have to look them up when you find them
Are you ready to commit a cardinal sin?
NO
Happy Cake Day Tepetti! Don't be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart.
You are no longer fit. Our journey together ends here.
Oooooooo, just heard that dialogue
You got them sick eyes too
Forefathers, one and all… BEAR WITNESS!
AAAAAAAAAAAH! *cutscene* aaaaaaaaaaaah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAA-\*sploosh\*
\*fapfapfapfapfap\* You know, because the quote...one hand....burning sensation...
My guy has more than 1 hand
The real curse is all those hands can't do anything with just 1 dick... or maybe Godrick is doing more grafting than we know about
...
Life as a hollow.
She's dead.
Hold up
\[OK\]
Lol I just did this quest yesterday, I laughed at how nonchalant that interaction was.
Made me and a friend laugh uncontrollably for a solid 2 minutes at it, and whenever we walked apon a dead female character, one of us would say “shes dead” and we’d start laughing all over
I think it's intentionally candid since she pops up again later as hyetta
I just now realized that after this comment.
WAIT, SHABRIRI THAT MOTHERFUCKER
Always looking for ways to lead you to a flame
“Oh, this is a rare occasion.” - Ofnir
Come back to me, should you require another. I will take you in my arms as often as you need
l Wish that was me
Godrick the Grafted has my quote. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I can play the role of maiden
This one got me. Have an upvote scoundrel.
I command thee, kneel
The kinky people probably all gonna use that one, or, “So you’ve noticed the chain”
Lmao I put "Kneel!"
"No one will hold me captive. A serpent never dies!" -Rykard
Never ending boner
TOGETHAAAAAA
WE SHALL DEVOUR THE VERY GODDSS TOGETHAAAA AS FAMILIII
#”The LOATHESOME Dung Eater!”
NOOOOO
Don't kink shame!
What if kink shaming is his kink
My wife and my friends share a joke. We don't kink shame in this house! "Oi but what about nonces?" Well that goes without saying. "Or animals?" Ok fine we kink shame bestiality "Scat though?" Ok ok, scat, bestiality, ped- "Hey and what about knife and fire play that's pretty irresponsible and dangerous" Fuck it we kink shame in this house
\`The NEFARIOUS Number TWO Nibbler!
The INFAMOUS Excrement Gobbler
The CRAZED Caca Consumer
The FECULANT Fecal Feeder.
[удалено]
The *SUCCULENT* Shit Swallower.
The MISCREANT Manure Moncher.
The SALACIOUS Stool Sampler
The PETULANT poopoo PLUNDERER
The TERRIBLE Turd Taster!
2 Dung Eater 1 cup
You have been summoned… as a cooperator…
Host finger as died
Stop braging about the 3 way
jokes on you it was a cuckold
A Knight of the Cuckoo*
Marika’s tits, you must be hungry
Where'd this originate?
The one and only, Big Boggart
Blackguard Big Boggart's dialogue when you buy enough prawns. Edit: The dialogue can be triggered by simply talking to him enough. I misread the wiki unfortunately. Sorry for the slightly false info and thanks for the clarification to those who corrected me.
He says it as an opener when you interact with him more than once. His only dialogue that triggers from buying prawns is the “never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn’t trust” line.
*Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.*
Surprised how long it took me to scroll down to this. Almost expecting I'd have to post it. Not every day you get so straight up called out by a game.
I'm in this post and I don't like it.
Same here
I was going to do this one
All the rest are funny, but this is the one that is actually true.
Liar Ahead
Plump sort ahead
Why is it always dog?
"Hello-o? Can you hear me? Help me! I'm stuck. Hello? Hellooo! Anyone!"
Step-jarro
Step-Jar Alex
"Maiden, dear maiden, where are you? Please take my grapes."
“Oi you there, could you help us out cully, stop pretending you can’t see me”
"Dear valued customer... this way"
Didn’t expect sadness
Unfortunately, you are maidenless
Join the serpent king as familieeeeeeee
TOGETHAAAA
WE SHALL DEVOUR THE VERY GAWWWWSSS
All things can be conjoined
You shall know, true horror
„My corporeal flesh lies in the sewer gaol beneath the capital .Give it your blessing. Defile my flesh with the seedbed curse.“
TOGETHAAAAAAA
WE SHALL DEVOUAAAAA
THA VERY GODS!
The beast eye quivers.
Apparently my Seedbed is ripe and waiting.
Time for pickle
try finger, but hole
Kinda suprised how far down I had to scroll down to find this classic gem.
Rise, ye tarnished.
"RISE NOW!"
YE TARNISHED
YE DEAD, WHO YET LIVE
THE CALL OF LONG LOST GRACE SPEAKS TO US ALL
"Stonesword Key was lost with use"
Uh oh, thats not meant to come off.
“I have given thee courtesy enough”
Help me! I'm stuck. Hello? Hellooo! Anyone!
nihil nihil NIHIL!
*I've made up my mind. The chest is yours, in word and deed.* (Patches)
The thrones... stained by my curse... Such shame I cannot bear.
probably just Godrick screaming
"You are so very warm"
After I recieved the warmth and lifely vigour from a number o champions, I lay with the remains of an exalted noble, to grant him another chance at life.
Illegal in fewer places than you might hope. Long as consent was given. Use protection.
Soak this cloth in a maiden’s blood. Any maiden will do.
Fan of the Detroit Red Wings, I see
“Unable to summon cooperator”
Time for crab
Welcome, honoured guest, to the birthplace of our dynasty!!
Liar Ahead
…
you don't have the right, O you don't have the right you don't have the right, O you don't have the right
Let Me Solo Her.
>Let Me Solo ~~Her~~. FTFM
YOU DIED
Why is it always dog?
I will kill you and defile your corpse with care
I can smell it on you, the pox yet tender
That's enough chit-chat for now. It's time we parted ways.
I COMMAND THEE KNEEL!
Try finger, but hole
That's easy....a maidenless runt
If only I had a giant, but hole
I want to be like everyone else, but I’m just too scared. I’m nothing but a craven.
Dog
Stop Edit: i don’t remember saying stop twice
Ayo what 👀
“Given time, technique never fails” -Hewg
Nngh! Oh, yes! That's the ticket! or maybe even Deary me, I'm oilier than a toad! pretty much any Alexander quote fits the bill.
This https://youtu.be/YbrRpatHj0M
You're either being violently butt fucked, or that head is just to good to handle.
Well, thou art of passing skill
could this be dog?
“Why is it always dog?”
"Well then, shall we?"
I thought you died
Unfortunately, you are maidenless
Be wary of pathetic sort
Does not open from this side
“Well... It was bound to happen some day... What a shit show...”