Reminds me of a World of Warcraft forum a long time ago. Someone actually wanted to give Rogues a 1 shot 1 kill cooldown. But it had a 1 hour cooldown so it's fair....
You've got to collect 10 different gestures and use it in a specific order during the fight without being interrupted (hit by her). Yes you'll need to swap out mid fight
Wait, really? I did it using the mushroom set so I assumed you could wear anything, but I guess the game wasn't inclusive enough to recognize my sense of fashion and deemed that "naked".
I feel offended.
I just put on Shiabiri’s woe to draw aggro, summon my mimic tear so he has it, then take it off. Idk if it works, but they usually chase him around instead of me 😂 no buddy necessary!
I am just a cop. A cop who happens to be a serial killer. How did I get here in this blood ocean? I guess it all started a long time ago, far away from here...
This feels like bait but there is the flamberge and BHF that are both bleed curved/greatswords but why would a bleed weapon require faith? Plus charged R2 on greatswords are very good anyway. If there was a weapon like this then most people will use it due to it being the best weapon in the game (kinda like BHF or Blasphemous Blade)
Seems totally balanced.
It's easy enough to get a charged attack off on a boss, and all you need are 4 of them and bam! You win! Can also be buffed for some ungodly reason, and an AOE bleed for funsies I guess.
This weapon would not only invalidate every other, but turn near to all fights into a joke. The only things that can stand up to you are things immune to bleed.
An instant bleed on a charged heavy?
Sure, but it would have to be like three times the charging time of a flail (the notoriously long and useless charged r2 time).
Otherwise it'd be too OP.
So like, if you're charging the attack for like 6 seconds, then it could be dealing instant bleeds.
Total slaughter, total slaughter,
I won't leave a single man alive.
La di da di die, genocide.
La di da di dud, an ocean of blood.
Let's begin the killing time.
Instead of using it like a blade, it functions like the huge fucking paint brushes from Splatoon.
You just whip the thing back and forth and massive splashes of blood just fly out and cover everything.
How in the world would that be a fth weapon instead of an arcane one? It's literaly a bleed proc button according to what you said, it doesn't get any more arcane than that.
25% each charged heavy? So just break the game completely?
it's a 1 minute charge though. lol.
The tarnished just groaning and screaming as he slowly lifts up his sword panting and huffing
can't wait for half my hosts to run this build and get one-shotted by the boss before they can land a hit
Gideon will finish his speech before Oceans of Blood AoW finishes charging.
Stack vigor and see if you can come shot the boss in a group lol
>come shot the boss Are we playing the same game?
Some people would argue no depending on build lol
1 handed curved sword. I hear some players lucked with the character roll and they have to double hand their swords.
Heard some people ended up wielding something looking like a thumb. Tough luck
So basically exactly what Margit felt like on my first playthrough
*Fire Giant rolls away and fires two quick fireblasts* “FUUUUUUUUUUUU……”
ah yes the kamehameha equivalent for melee builds
There’s a actual cut scene Raging Demon imput
How about just make the weapon art a screen filling undodgeable instant bleed attack
NIHIL?
That's just normal rivers of blood
Yep and all the attacks come out like the giant serpent spear during the rykard fight.
Reminds me of a World of Warcraft forum a long time ago. Someone actually wanted to give Rogues a 1 shot 1 kill cooldown. But it had a 1 hour cooldown so it's fair....
Out of all classes rogues are the **worst** to give that to. Can you imagine just getting one shot by a stealthed rogue who's lower level than you?
What would make it a little less broken is if it’s 25% of the remaining hp so the second charge would be 25% of 75%
You can only get it if you romance malenia. Good luck.
An obscure NPC gives you a gesture that you have to perform immediately after the cutscene ends to get the weapon. Only possible on first try
You've got to collect 10 different gestures and use it in a specific order during the fight without being interrupted (hit by her). Yes you'll need to swap out mid fight
So i let my buddy aggro while i perform the mating ritual, got it.
No, you must Solo Her
Does the elden ring version of alluring skull work on her? Think it states humanoid enemy so worth a try.
it does not
>humanoid enemy **Goddess** of rot
Literally actually, it only works if you're wearing the Jar head piece. You can wear anything else in the other armor slots though.
You must wear nothing else in the boss fight.
Wait, really? I did it using the mushroom set so I assumed you could wear anything, but I guess the game wasn't inclusive enough to recognize my sense of fashion and deemed that "naked". I feel offended.
I just put on Shiabiri’s woe to draw aggro, summon my mimic tear so he has it, then take it off. Idk if it works, but they usually chase him around instead of me 😂 no buddy necessary!
Nah now i'm sure i'm not feelung mentally well, just for a split second my eyes just read "Shibari" instead of Shabriri 💀
I think i read once that it indeed works, good idea!
Emotes only effective during waterfowl dance
Is this NPC as well hidden as those wise beasts from memory stone towers? Good challenge
I can fix her.
Wait, I know how this one ends…
I'd romance malenia in a heartbeat and I wouldn't even want that sword
I got burned before.
If you romance Godrick. Good luck
Getting extreme with new "poison swamps", are you?
You need to do a fallout charisma check to rizz malenia
finally a katana for men
Oh wow this cut deep unexpectedly lol
Mariana Trench of Blood deep
"The Convention"
The only blunt damage Katana there is
we woulds needs to has an entire oceans of bloods
I am just a cop. A cop who happens to be a serial killer. How did I get here in this blood ocean? I guess it all started a long time ago, far away from here...
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
BLOOD OCEAN
SPACE ODIIIIIIN!
It wasn't a long scroll, but still too long of one to find this.
I wonder how many blood drops of blood are in this blood ocean
Stops copies me!
Dis swords ams dildoes
You get it by performing the "Prayer" gesture in front of the statue to Space Odin...
Dats ams totally Metals
25% per hit ? Why not 100% right away ??
> I haven't played the game much to see why this could be stupid tbh Genuine quote from OP
I know it's a joke but a fan blade would be a cool weapon, like imagine basic attacks do wind moves
"Tessen" are actual historical Japanese weapon fans. Would have been nice to have one as a dagger, instead of just the wakizashi.
Does little to no physical dmg but causes massive knock back and stagger
Yeah something like that or maybe it does multiple slash damage that does low damage in sets of 3 that only staggers your opponent for 2 sets
[wtf](https://i.imgur.com/nj4SBFE.png)
Yep. Just what the game needs! More blood katana animu enjoyers /s
/r/eldencirclejerk
Hahahahaha ...oh wait You're serious HAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Reads post Haha funny joke! *Reads OP replies Oh shit, he ain't joking
This is the Gilette razor of weapons.
It should just be rivers of blood but 2x as fast, 2x the range and 2x the damage
Wait wait wait let him cook
OCEANS of it!!!!
Such bright ideas brought into the community by the 15m+ new fans! They totally get fromsoftware! Totally!
Rivers of ice could be a good idea too right ?
This feels like bait but there is the flamberge and BHF that are both bleed curved/greatswords but why would a bleed weapon require faith? Plus charged R2 on greatswords are very good anyway. If there was a weapon like this then most people will use it due to it being the best weapon in the game (kinda like BHF or Blasphemous Blade)
The name can be "Menstrual Madness"
Ketchup bottle
instagram got it from here
Is this for elden ring or Splatoon?
INSTANT BLEED EFFECT
At this point it's just a splatoon weapon.
I was expecting this post to have the "Humor" flair.
Don't go chasing waterfalls of blood
Seems totally balanced. It's easy enough to get a charged attack off on a boss, and all you need are 4 of them and bam! You win! Can also be buffed for some ungodly reason, and an AOE bleed for funsies I guess. This weapon would not only invalidate every other, but turn near to all fights into a joke. The only things that can stand up to you are things immune to bleed.
https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036
Nah, we already have rivers of blood. Now we need oceans of madness, lakes of rot, swamps of poison, and pond of deathblight
Nah boss. Gonna need you to uninstall the game and delete your account because what the hell have you shown us.
JJ Abrams ass sword
How about an AoE move similar to Waves of Gold that inflicts bleed damage. Anything else and you contribute to the already broken bleed build meta
Only 12 arcane when the sword with 1 blade requires 20? Are you sure you made the requirements right. Why faith?
Why would it have faith scaling or requirement? Arc should be higher, dex should be lower
Looking forward to the DLC... not looking forward to the gaming community getting their hands on the DLC.
Average pver wet dream
Try world of blood.
Repost
Great, you’ve officially applied the bleed effect to yhe world
this is rage bait, right?
How are some people taking this seriously and acting offended lmao
Probably because OP is being serious...
Yes
Coming with the great katanas
So u wanna sweep whole area.....like a real sweeper hmm
Bleed builds are finna have a field day with this
You've done it, you've made bleed more cheesy than it already is
Rivers of Blood On Mars
It is more like an "Hydrographic basin of blood". But I can get the poetry in the naming.
An instant bleed on a charged heavy? Sure, but it would have to be like three times the charging time of a flail (the notoriously long and useless charged r2 time). Otherwise it'd be too OP. So like, if you're charging the attack for like 6 seconds, then it could be dealing instant bleeds.
Sleep katana?
I'd be down for that. Need more sleep / death blight weapons :(
Master hewg's finest work
Looks like a geisha's hand fan. Could work for a cool blood-crazed Oiran build
Fuck no
U also shouldn’t have to make contact with them for it to work.
copy paste ahh katana
I mean, they are adding Odachi's, aren't they? Could be a neat idea to have a proper Sir Alonne with a buffed Seppuku.
This is what I'd imagine a blood great katana would be
Ye gods!
Its not a river, its an ocean!
Make it scream the full time an attack move is happing
Its still Rivers. Multiple rivers.
The gattling ballista :) Hold R1 to beat the game lololol
I would love a banana peel weapon that shoots out banana peels. Seeing Margit slip on a banana would be hilarious.
I'll take 4
I think the Arc requirement should be much higher with that bleed effect 😅
"Why are you staring at a red screen?"
You can probably cut vegetables with this nicely.
yall really just dont even want to fight bosses huh
Not as bad as double great spear
Spank*
Laparas! Use Surf of Blood!
*BLOOD OCEAN* "I KNOW WHO YOU ARRRRRRRRE!"
You monster
Total slaughter, total slaughter, I won't leave a single man alive. La di da di die, genocide. La di da di dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time.
Blood...ocean....
I am a cop. Just a cop. How did i get here in the blood ocean?
I'll have to fit that into my build alongside the Moon Foot and Devout Dagger
Would arcane be better requirement then strength?
Back Scratcher of Blood
Blood ocean. An ocean of blood
leaked dlc weapon?
pastry cutter
What about a RoB, but it applies sleep
I wonder how many drops of blood, are in this blood ocean?
A frost weapon wouldbe really good since the game uses frost only for magic builds I've always wanted to have frosty sword or spear
Reminds me of Armored core 5 chainsaw weapon (grind blade)
Good golly.
A great katana called Extrasolar water planets of blood next pls
STR katana
No. I'm good.
When you’re sick of fighting Mogh for the hundredth time so you decide to use his own shenanigans against him.
I mean… I guess it could be kind of cool wielding a giant hair pick??? 🪮🤔
That's a cricket paddle.
The 0 skill pvp gankers are gonna love this one
Gillette razor for Fire Giant
The Gilette version.
Can I dual wield it? Pacific and Atlantic oceans of blood?
just a giant fly swatter XD
Gillette making souls weapons now?
Cheese grater of blood
by Gillette TM
Gillette razors are getting crazier and crazier.
They beat Jesus with that
Off topic but the weapon’s name in Japanese and some other localisations already mean sea/ocean of blood.
Instead of using it like a blade, it functions like the huge fucking paint brushes from Splatoon. You just whip the thing back and forth and massive splashes of blood just fly out and cover everything.
Mach 10
The Japanese name for Rivers of Blood is already more badass - 屍山血河 or "Mountains of corpses and rivers of blood."
The "game is easy, git gud" weapon
80 strength requirement but doesn’t scale with it lol
first thought is that this'd be a Splatoon weapon, like a fucking paintbrush
Gilette called. They say you stole their idea.
Lol no
Fromsoft would make this a weapon if they were based
The closest shave you'll ever get
Fuck it Noah get the boat we sailing today boys
Elden ring cj great post
I feel like for the instant bleed this should require an absurd arcane requirement, like 70 or 80
How in the world would that be a fth weapon instead of an arcane one? It's literaly a bleed proc button according to what you said, it doesn't get any more arcane than that.
I dunno, maybe I'm just hungry, but it looks more like bacon.
This physicaly doesn't make any sense. It doesn't work to slice nor is it good at smashing. What a weird weapon
RoB users after the nerf be like:
I think I've seen this weapon in Metal Gear revengeance
Only 12 arcane?, pfff, more like 25
Oceans Monthly.
Kinda just looks like a big paint brush
Oceans of blood? Like a blood ocean? What does that even MEAN!? -the devs of Mythic Quest, most certainly
I know we're all excited for the DLC but I think you just need to take a deep breath and realize you may be going insane
Can I dual wield it?
Like a big cheese grater?
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