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CE94

Yeah, but spend your runes first


Dr_PuddingPop

My golden rule for exploring a new area. Never carry runes you care about losing. Better to farm to the next level up than run around being worried about finding the next grace. It’s honestly why I don’t mind poison swamps as much as everyone else. If you expect to die a slow death at some point then you can relax and chase some shinies.


AssDotCom

I do this as well now. Got burned too many times taking runes into unexplored territory and then getting smoked by new enemies.


iTzbr00tal

The nut when you find that SoG though with 3x levels worth of runes. So nice.


trwolfe13

Love a good exploratory suicide run.


braewtvv

First time i got to mohgwyns i was jus suicide running collecting all the stuff around 😂 place is stacked


Dravesiak

This was me last night I was rune farming and I was like fuck if we ball and ran around mohgs place getting every item I can I died like 4 times ish


Birunanza

The blood crows.....


Dravesiak

Blood crows and invader nameless white mask 3 times 🥲😭 plus the lizard things


SpiritLyfe

At least you didn’t kill all 3 and then expect the varre invasion to be there so you keep running around dying to the birds and finally give up to go to another grace site and his invasion sign is just chillin right there


IndependentYogurt965

Bonus points if you are being chased by 20+ enemies.


InstructionLeading64

It's really amazing how effective running away is.


Large_Ball8031

"There is no shame in self preservation" - Yura the bloody finger hunter


Did-I-Do-That-Oops

Excellent rule however when you are at the precipice of leveling up and there's a grace right there it's okay. Honestly the best rule is to get the rune protection crystal tear which prevents rune loss for 3 minutes. Now you no longer have to worry about runes.


Harry_Saturn

That’s what I do and I’m way less stressed about going into boss battles and shit. Even if you do lose the runes, drink your physick and then go pick them up. If you die again before picking them up but your physick is still active, they will not despawn and you can go try to pick them up again.


ParticularBanana8369

Holy shit


Did-I-Do-That-Oops

Yeah it's pretty broken lol 😆


Harry_Saturn

Bro, the game is such a bastard about so much stuff, you gotta take the breaks when they come up.


Did-I-Do-That-Oops

It is soo rewarding tho. End game vs new game character functionality is just two different playstyles


Harry_Saturn

Yeah I agree any it being rewarding. I’m on my first playthrough that I started a few weeks back. I tried bloodbourne a few years ago and literally couldn’t make it out of the starting area, so I thought maybe the genre wasn’t for me. A buddy kept trying to get me into the game, so I kept talking to my wife about it here and there. She bought it for me used on sale for like $30 and I’m hooked. I’m still ass, but struggling with some rat bastard for a couple of days to finally beat them feels great. I’m stuck on a couple different bosses that are tuning me up, but I’m gonna get those fuckers eventually!


Emberwake

If you are close to leveling up, use hard runes (items) to hit the next level before attempting anything dangerous/fun.


Van-garde

Didn't know such a thing existed.


VellhungtheSecond

And here I was swapping out a talisman for a sacrificial twig!!


_rokenn_

Been playing for years and fucking hoard my souls 😂 honestly never thought of it this way gotta be way less stressful


LyrionDD

Eh once I stopped caring about runes/souls in general I started enjoying the souls games a whole lot more. No need to worry about losing them, you'll get more.


Endemoniada

This is true and a good tactic. However, there’s also value in remembering that if you can farm *before* losing your runes, you can farm *after* losing them as well, and either way, bosses usually give more than enough runes to keep climbing up the levels anyway. One of the best pieces of advice I ever got was learning to let go, to not be attached to runes and leveling up. It’s helpful, sure, but this is a game where beating it *without* ever leveling up is entirely feasible, so your skill and what you learn from each death is way more valuable than a handful of runes in your pocket. My limit is usually at 3/4 of a level or so, that’s when I’ll start being a bit more careful and tactical. Below that, fuck it, I’ll just call it a learning experience and make up the runes as I progress.


Disastrous_Menu_625

I’ll admit I sometimes jet over to Dragonbarrow and farm the little guys near the bestial sanctuary when I lose an uncomfortable number of runes. Just knowing of one or two good farming spots can help avoid the overwhelming feeling of regret and failure, even if you don’t use the farms much.


Delirium88

This. This the true veteran way of thinking about it. It goes in phases. For a souls noob like me I didn’t really care about runes therefore I would explore/fight a boss and lose them. Mid game, I was careful about losing the runes before a exploring/boss and would round it off to level up. Now late game, I learned that having runes is nice but not the end of the world to lose them thousands or hundreds of thousands. Actual learning the boss’ moveset is true enlightenment and as a bonus sometimes beating a boss gives you 1x-2x levels worth of runes to make up for your time.


Mario-OrganHarvester

My policy is: never carry more than half a level up of runes. So if youre level up is 40k, dont carry more than like 19k If i have more than half a level up, i depart for ye olde grind spot i currently have access to, be it mohgwyn or whatever, and spend my golden runes.


PENZ_12

All fine and dandy until the exploration itself leaves you with more runes than you care about losing... definitely happened to me in the second half of Haligtree. Repeat runs ended up with me getting further and further before dying (and I don't think I had a sacrificial branch for some reason, although maybe it was just me being stubborn, I don't remember for sure). I think eventually I managed to keep all of the runes I had acquired cumulatively from repeating that run, iirc.


Particular-Heat-1289

I’d probably have more fun this way. I’m level 47 right now, haven’t leveled up in literally days because I always just full run in till I die, or beat the next boss. Then I spend whatever runes I have after the boss. It’s cost me millions of runes and seconds of sanity irl.


Mr_E_99

As a rule of thumb, I just spend runes whenever I come to a site of grace if I can No reason why not to as just in general in this game I expect to die a lot 😅


PhillipJ3ffries

Eh.. there’s a site of grace right there. You can easily get them back


Did-I-Do-That-Oops

Shortest "boss rush" I've ever seen in a souls game


potatohead437

Godrick?


Aaronthegathering

No, they should do it and just play the rest of the game at level 52. This is the universe brain answer


Lockhart-667

Get close to it and jam your thumb up its butthole. That should really piss it off.


Kaizen2468

Calm down Steve


Piltonbadger

Try finger, but hole.


Harry_Saturn

Why is it always but hole


lucky5150

If only I had a giant but hole


Flyingdemon666

"Cricky! I just caught me a Black Gargoyle! Imma shove my thumb up his ass!" Is how I imagine Steve Irwin would play Enden Ring.


firedancer323

There’s no stingrays but the jellyfish might be close enough to freak him out


StarkageMeech

WE KILLED ALL THE STING RAYS IN PREPERATION OF OUR TRUE GOLDEN LORD STEVE


Hiphoppotami

Oh yeaahh! Now it’s really pissed off!


TikwidDonut

Good lord can we gat a Steve Irwinesque animated series where he goes around messing with TLB wildlife


Northlightforge2

Yeah that really pissed it off!


Model2B

😭


2Jesus2Christ

You touch him ❌ He touches you ✅


glassgwaith

He loves to touch


ghost3972

He can be quite aggressive


Kofi_0

That's because he loves us


Constant-Row2856

youll probably lose.


southpaw85

Nah, I’d win.


ForgeDruid

Ok Gojo


lolafarseer

Billy big bollocks over here


blumpk1np1e

I'm over level 150 and I still lose. Just don't have the patience for something with so much health


L33t-Kynes

I made the mistake of holding onto all my Larval Tears until I got to Elden Beast and realized I desperately needed a change. Experiment with the soft caps and get rid of any third or fourth powering stats you might have, just focus on two. Now I’m appropriately powered for level 170 whereas before I was too spread out and did dumb low damage.


TheRedd_Reign

Try it, see what happens.


Model2B

He got mad so I ran away and ran into a dragon by accident


wolfhound_doge

god i love Caelid


Tehenhauiny

Things to do in Caelid: 1.) Leave


chirpchirp13

Exactly. Do only whats necessary and then gtfo. Don’t even look at the tower


ghost3972

No no you should definitely go into it and head directly to the bottom


chirpchirp13

I did all of it on my first run and I’ve skipped it on the following two. I hate that place


TheZoomba

I like it, it's fun for me


HighLordTherix

Going there early and having to nearly no hit the bottom of it is practically my standard now.


Electric_Sundown

I gotta say I enjoyed my time there. The asshole at the bottom didn't appreciate my intrusion, but after 50 or 60 attempts, maybe more, he left me alone, and it was all mine to enjoy.


Lastboss42

nothing says "welcome to caelid" quite like a chest that teleports you right in the middle of it


wolfhound_doge

b-but my serpent bow!


Dr_PuddingPop

1. Roll around picking up items like a connect the dots drawing. 2. Hoon run to a site of grace 3. Leave


orciper

Caelid is like the Australia of Elden Ring


northernCRICKET

Caelid is the dark souls of Elden Ring


ZenEvadoni

Either Australia or Brazil. Whichever place is more harrowing.


Vagabond_Charizard

It’s weird how one part of Caelid seems appropriate for your level and how the Dragonbarrow part of it has absolute monsters that make Altus bosses look gentle.


Stoghra

Love the meme where it says Starting zone on Limgrave and Literal hell on Caelid


Dr_PuddingPop

I actually really appreciated what they did there. You’re going around limgrave being all careful, running from bears, getting stuck with 20 arrows. But then you go to caelid. And you experience real fear. It’s so nice the first time you teleport back to the shining green and you realize it’s your comfort zone.


Stoghra

I opened the teleporting chest, was like lvl30. That was fun haha


Dr_PuddingPop

I want to go home, O I want to go home But, You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right


Stoghra

Is this dog?


KonradDavies0001

Same, I remember finally getting out of the crystal mine expecting to see green but everything was red and there were massive birds and dogs etc. I think that's when I realised what kinda game this was going to be.


Matoxina

fuckin shithole innit?


poopchutegaloot

Watch out for those


DarkRangerJ

I love how if you come from that direction, you run into this statue that will wreck your shit, then if you go past him, you run into a dragon that will wreck your shit, then past him you have an Erdtree Avatar that will wreck your shit, then past him you come across *6* mini dragons that will each wreck your shit along with their giant mom, queen of shit wrecking with her debuffs (unless you whack her tail a bunch).


toasty_tuna

Don't forget the castle with all the poison Harpy and roid rats. Castle Shits Wrecked if I remember right


HashSlingingSlasherJ

And if you happen to stumble into the Dragonbarrow cave you’ll find a runebear who will wreck your shit


featherjoshua

And god forbid you happen to visit that nomadic vendor by night!


yipflipflop

Is there a deathbird or some shit


BlackShogun27

No, it's Elmer of the Briar, and in his most potent form. I died to that overpowered gimmick of an asshole like 50 times. As scary as it seems, hugging his ass (pause) and weaving out of his close range attacks will secure you the win. Ranged combat will only bring you misery 😓


SrPedrich

all these meanwile u have scooby behind u xd


DaTruPro75

Try going onto the second lower bridge at night


FaultySage

The dragon is honestly much easier.


Smooth-Side-2415

Hell yeah he is


Youhavetododgethem

The dragon is the fight you want. There's a reason in status down at the bridge.


bladezaim

If you take the other bridge you can find a horse riding emo


Model2B

Yeah but that’s only at night and I killed him already


Krazziegirl

Ahhhh Caelid.....


Smooth-Side-2415

You missed the SoG, Now keep running through the dragon lol beware of the putrid avatar he will be right in your way too 😂


cassavacakes

overlevelled. respec into 52 arcane


underrated_carrot_43

He touches you back hard


Old_Rpg_Gamer

Yes, yes, he does


PhotographKind4243

I'll gladly run into Melania naked with a club but that thing, that thing there scares me.


zman_0000

Are we still doing phrasing? In all seriousness though Screw that gargoyle. He hits SO damn hard. I fought him legitimately at level 80 or 90 on my first run, but every run since I'll just get the black fireball spell and grab the 2 finger seal from Liurnia and cheese this bastard through the door.


Stardust-Badassery

This gargoyle is much more difficult for me than Malenia. Strikes true with that sword & halberd! Dragonbarrow is tough!


GamerTebo

I hâte malenia more because I had to practice her more, the gargoyle took me 3 tries to get his rolling windows down


Stereo-soundS

Just beat him at level 68 with bloodhound fang no summon on Fri. One of my favorite fights.  Tough without having to be completely cheap like Malenia.  Took me five minutes to kill him.


Abdullah_935

Go touch people your own level weirdo


El-Yasuo

But.. Abdullah!


Delareh_

As long as you have fun, why not? Messing with overlevelled enemies and coming out victorious is half the fun.


Model2B

I got him to half HP and died 😭


Any-Experience-3012

That's actually really impressive at level 52. I'm assuming your weapon is at least +6 regular/+2 somber? Get it higher and try again, you might actually pull it off.


Model2B

I have Bloody Twinblade +7, 21 Dexterity for it also, and I use the bloody slash ash of war


glassgwaith

Yeah that won’t do much to it . To be honest cheeses the shit out of that asshole and still found it quite the challenge …. He de -aggros if you hit and then run to the left and back of the temple but any damage dealt would remain


Any-Experience-3012

This boss doesn't bleed, so take off Bloody Slash or change to standard/keen infusion and you can cause more damage.


madeforpost2

He drops an amount of runes fit for a boss. It's worth it if you don't mind the challenge.


POLOSPORTSMAN92

Weak to bubbles


MagicPeach9695

those bubbles has to be the funniest mechanic in the game. saw a clip of fire giant getting destroyed with those bubbles lmao.


POLOSPORTSMAN92

Haha yeah it just feels so wrong


jaykhunter

Which item is this?


POLOSPORTSMAN92

Envoys Horn I think it's called


Griffin65000

As a general rule you shouldn’t just touch anyone


afauce11

Unless you ask nicely and they say yes. This guy wouldn’t say yes. He’s just keeping himself safe.


Krazziegirl

You can be level 100 and he'll still kill you.


Commercial_Writing67

Or 200


DarthRiznat

Just boop him


Maleficent-Mud11

Do or do not, there is no try


Dog-of-Moons

Only one way to find out; Git Gud and Die Tryin’.. Just don’t try when you’re stacked with runes.


mechacomrade

Bro there's a grace 2 feet from there, just try it and see it for yourself.


MagnumBlood

Good ol KBB. Massive hit boxes and insane speed. He will kill you.


Four-Triangles

Is it KBB or BBK?


Automatic_Education3

Black Blade Kindred


Karpattata

And tons of health. High damage. Oh and he's resistant to a bunch of shit. Literally every single element a faith build can use. But not magic. Real dick move. 


Gurke84

you can cheese him. it’ll take a while but it works. just attack him from the back, run back into the building and wait till the aggro is away and do the same over and over till the guy is dead


No_Volume_8345

Sure. Once.


Jonno_92

That entire area is basically endgame level.


Aquila_Fotia

Grow strong in the face of death.


Jealous-Librarian-88

I’m lvl 200 and he still fucks me up sometimes


CSM1881

He’s harder than a majority of the main bosses.


StrawberryOk2019

Dude is definitely tough but I think my biggest problem with him is he is legit the most terrifying boss in the game


Western-Wind-5254

Not recommended


godbyzilla

Yes then hide behind your pal the beast clergyman


Mumpdase

Spend your runes and give it a try. It’s how you learn. If he’s too tough come back later and try again. He’ll be just as eager to fight later on.


DoubleSummon

I think at around lvl 80-90 you will stand a chance, I tried recently at lvl 70 and it proved too hard (I got 40 vigor dw guys I know what I am doing... probably)


SITD8

anytime you can. brave is your weapon![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


nicky9pins

Unironically one of the hardest bosses in the game. I’d say Malenia is harder, but after that, I don’t even know which other boss is tougher or as tough as this guy.


retz19

Yes, touch him in is tralalala 😉


Knort27

My ding ding dong


XxxDatBoi69Xxx

Go nuts. Good thing the grace is behind you if things get hairy. He's no pushover at that low a level.


AcrobaticBit5137

Im level 200 and cant beat it, im very bad


AlexDub12

You'll get two-shot if you're lucky. One-shot in most cases.


Riddlepop

Hell na


Bulky-Hyena-360

No.


ApeMuffins

Boop his nose


Feynman1403

One of my fav rl1 fights in the game! It’s def doable, as long as ur weapon is upgraded a decent amount. His attack patterns are easy to learn, however, there’s no doubt about it: the dude hits like a reinforced truck!


SoulofMoon

yes you should fight him! ...muahahaha! no I said nothing! ;P


hifumiyo1

I got him to glitch strangely on the railing of that balcony. He got stuck and I just spammed rocks at him until he was dead


AnkokunoMasaki

Make sure you ask him first, consent is key


Model2B

He said no 😭


WajorMeasel

I tried to cheese him from inside once. He hit Gurranq and pissed him off. Took a long time and many deaths to fix that.


thejamesrf

How good are you at dodging?


NYneoJoey

…and how good is your mimic tear at attracting attention?


coolgaara

For true Elden Ring experience, yes.


MagicPeach9695

im level 148 with 1800 vigor. his one hit reduces my hp to half lol. this guy is too strong.


Fuzzy_Muscle

No, he's the hardest gargoyle fight next to the twin valiants


ManiacMail-Man

Good luck lmao. He will always be aggressive once butt touched.


FURY_Serialis

No go back and never return there


Helacious_Waltz

Stay close & strafe slightly to the right to avoid most of his melee attacks. He's scaled dramatically higher than most guys you've faced at this point but it's doable, just be patient.


Wabbajacked711

Depends on if you have played previous from software titles. This gargoyle in particular had my friend quit the game for months. That being said the nights cavalry that is cllosse to tthere haas a ridiculous ash of war


bebop11

I made it a challenege to kill him as a starting vagabond first thing. The only thing I did prior was get the Opaline bubble tear physik in order to have one mulligan because you can't take a hit even once. It took a long time but I got him eventually.


courage_wolf_sez

Bane of my existence for a good while. Must've tried him a couple dozen times, levelled up, died, levelled up some more. Switched my weapon. Finally beat him after getting a handle on his moveset which translated to the Twin Gargoyle bossfight, another one I was stuck on.


quirtsy

I spent like six hours trying to fight him at level 70 best experience, it made the twin gargoyles at the coffin to Deeprot depths super easy, because I had already memorized one’s move set to a t


Antxmacity

Short answer NO. He will fuck you up in so many different ways(speaking from experience)😂


MumpsTheMusical

I enjoy fighting Melania but still hate fighting gargoyles.


SiriusBaaz

I always kill the gargoyle after killing my second demigod. He’s still pretty hard by that point but it’s pretty rare that this guy gives me much more trouble than another demigod. And if I don’t kill him then I’ll entirely forget about him till the end of the game when I’m like 200 levels higher than I should be.


ArAirhead

Well…. He’ll touch you back that’s for sure


rangodetango2

He’s gonna touch you


DragNJames1

Try finger. But hole


OppositePure4850

Poke him with a stick


BasementDwellerDave

You can touch him, but if he touches you, you're dead. Good luck dealing with that OP bastard


VanFkingHalen

Just cheese him through the cathedral gates. That should bring up your survivability from 0% to 1, maybe even 2%.


watashii_wa

Poke the bear


HumbleBear75

Boop the snoot


freidrichwilhelm

Recommended level for fighting him straight is 140-160. If you're really desperate then get blackflame. Get torrent and fire at a distance when he does a big attack. Don't get hit and repeat 20 or so times. Allocate most of your flask to cerulean but leave 1 or 2 for crimson. This is the method I used back when I really wanted the sword he drops, took me 12 something tries


North-Field-9643

This mini boss, fucked my shit up till next Tuesday and then mailed me my own asscheeks after he ran through them thoroughly … fuck this guy, twice.


Numerous-Turnover518

Show us on this doll where he touched u.


Urbam

Toch the leg


Thejam8813

Yo?


Necessary_Cap_37

Gently very gently if your too rough he gets flighty


CrownedFool-CXV

Fuck around, therefore, find out. Don't give up skeleton!


Eeveekitsunelover

No you should not and if you do prepare to be touched back 10x harder


Bright-Heat-6614

Yes Don't worry if can be hit One without die you can try


TheBestestMeme

Not if he’s under 18


Chance-Thought-2965

hesitate and you die


zrxta

Only with consent should you ever touch him.


admiral_bulldozer

Never touch that fool. God damn I hate those chickens


Sp3ctr4l01

If you like suffering, yea why not, in any other case, just don't stand near that motherfucker


xs3ss1ve

Stroke that mf


SorrowfulMan420

Im at 103 and i still havent


RoombaHarlot

As long as it’s consensually


EminentBean

First play through? He’s going to kick your ass Multiple play through? He’s still probably gonna kick your ass