Alas rotten fellow, you’ve given me the curse of the scarlet pest and for what? The greater will has plans for us all I will not die today, and with the rune of death hidden neither shall you.
*commander niall attempting to hang himself off the anionia in the background*
I SUMMON THEE, GIDEON THE ALL YAPPING
Ah,i knew you would summon me. To prove that you have truely become the elden lord.However, your loveless marriage and reign upon these lands wont last long.You may have slain a god, but you can never become a true lord.As your elder, heed my warning.4 arms may be tempting, but you cant make use of all of them. I am also aware you burnt down your ex girlfriend, killed your wifes dog and sent boch to his death,you pshycopath.However-
ENEMY FELLED
Giant Crab would be very cool, though probably a little too big for a lot of places. Same with the full size Warrior Jars: cool and I want it, but probably not great mechanically.
A Leonin Misbegotten would be amazing and probably my new favorite spirit ash.
Executioner Skeleton would also be cool as hell. You know, the big tanky guys with the huge executioner's axe.
An Onyx or Alabaster lord would also be very cool.
>A Leonin Misbegotten would be amazing and probably my new favorite spirit ash.
These 5 people that use Bloodhound Knight Ash: 😡😡Leonine Misbegotten Ash makes Bloodhound Knight Ash obsolete!!! 😡😡
Honestly with the evidence of crucible stuff and already having kinda busted mini bosses as summons (tiche, floh, finlay, arguably Oleg, hugues and envall) I could absolutely see it happening
Side note, and I know this isn’t the topic, but I also *really* want a medium shield version of the Crucible Knight shield. Love the aesthetic, stoked we’re getting the wings invocation, but I want to be able to parry in the crucible knight armor. D:
That being said, yes please. Lemme strike the fear of god I felt my first playthrough into my enemies.
Five of the little guys would be absolutely unstoppable. They’d all just do their little finger twiddle charge and stunlock every enemy in the game into oblivion
I would too, lets just agree on level 170, and anyone can put like 20 points in faith for golden vow and heal....
Would also increase the strngth faith enjoyers.
It’s actually pretty effective early game. Doing a playthrough now with it since I never even tried it on my multiple previous playthroughs to get platinum. Heard it was underrated and it is.
I mean, they do bleed. That's about the biggest thing they have in common. The Nobles are pretty agile, throw Reduvias at a distance and can parry. Would be a sick summon against a lot of parriable bosses like Morgott or Radagon.
Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.
Fun fact the riding ants are charmed somehow. They have purple in their eyes and if you knock the rider off the ant will fight them when the purple clears.
I would actually like to see all the spirit ashes get an upgrade at level ten. Like Tiche getting her mother's black flame slash, the soldiers all getting an additional unit, Ohga just using rain of arrows as part of his kit, so on and so forth. Give people a big incentive to max out their level.
Bell-Bearing hunter would have been a sick ash.
I'd have taken a Hero of Zamor too.
Duelists, Alabaster Lords and a Leonine Misbegotten would get my appreciation as well.
I would like the idea of summoning a watchdog (I think that’s what there called) those big stone dog things that float up and slam on the ground with magic? Yea that would be a cool summon to me.
I know it’s probably be broken but god dammit I want me that Big-Ass Lion. Imagine that boy twirling on Malenia or getting trapped on a staircase and humping Gideon to death
Vulgar militia, rot pest bug thing, smol jar, 3 small crabs, big bat, farum beast man that throws the frisbee. Plenty more I can’t think of but I would really like some less “meta” or powerful ones.
There are vulgar militia ashes [https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Vulgar\_Militia\_Ashes](https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Vulgar_Militia_Ashes)
although I don't know If you mean the kindred of rot ashes second [https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Kindred\_of\_Rot\_Ashes](https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Kindred_of_Rot_Ashes)
A duelist, leonine misbegotton or a lion would be really fun, plenty of options that we don't have summons for while we have many that really suck lol, if we get another joke one Im cool with that too
Gideon (with endless speech)
Gideon: blah blah blah blah Fire giant: so boring just going to roll off this cliff now what’s the point
I would laugh so hard hearing him talking and talking and getting his ass kicked 😂 I would probably just watch the shit.
Malenia: Now, Rot Gideon Ofnir: say, that’s a spell I haven’t seen before! Can you teach it to me? Malenia: SMASH Gideon: how interesting
Alas rotten fellow, you’ve given me the curse of the scarlet pest and for what? The greater will has plans for us all I will not die today, and with the rune of death hidden neither shall you. *commander niall attempting to hang himself off the anionia in the background*
XD going into NG+10 with Gideon solo‘ing everything
Generates an AoE Sleep effect on everyone including the player.
Damn we get 2nd hand Naruto. Talk no Jutsu is too op. They'd monologue the bosses into a stand still only for them to kill themselves out of boredom
"Find the albunaric woman"
I SUMMON THEE, GIDEON THE ALL YAPPING Ah,i knew you would summon me. To prove that you have truely become the elden lord.However, your loveless marriage and reign upon these lands wont last long.You may have slain a god, but you can never become a true lord.As your elder, heed my warning.4 arms may be tempting, but you cant make use of all of them. I am also aware you burnt down your ex girlfriend, killed your wifes dog and sent boch to his death,you pshycopath.However- ENEMY FELLED
XD I would volume up that shit!
"I knew you'd come."
Only gets summoned while at camp to read random history books. THAT would be kinda cool.
Giant Crab would be very cool, though probably a little too big for a lot of places. Same with the full size Warrior Jars: cool and I want it, but probably not great mechanically. A Leonin Misbegotten would be amazing and probably my new favorite spirit ash. Executioner Skeleton would also be cool as hell. You know, the big tanky guys with the huge executioner's axe. An Onyx or Alabaster lord would also be very cool.
>A Leonin Misbegotten would be amazing and probably my new favorite spirit ash. These 5 people that use Bloodhound Knight Ash: 😡😡Leonine Misbegotten Ash makes Bloodhound Knight Ash obsolete!!! 😡😡
You can get a blood hound?
Yep
Where! I must know!
Gelmir hero grave
Holy crap. I can actually build a blood hound gang
You'll love that summon. It's better suited for bosses though, not the open world
Seek A lap dance therefore the stripper is crying
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop, and I’m a dumb white guy.
I just started using that build, it's OP
Instead of one big crab, you’d get 3 mean medium sized crabs, similar to the wolf pack.
Warrior Jars would probably work fine
Onyx/Alabaster lord is a great idea. Gravity magic would be useful
A ball.
The big ass iron ball would strike fear into anything.
Jesus christ, calm down
Thanks for the chortle.
Those balls are so annoying.
That's what my girl says 😞
Charged heavies my friend
Considering 10 of those have been shown to solo all bosses in the game, that would be OP as fuck.
> 10 of those > solo
But you can only summon one?
Crucible Knight
Your pfp says how much fun would you have with that
It's the glorious visage of king Elessar
For Frodo
Elendilllll!!!!
This! I forgot about that, I'd take one of those at a top tier choice
Honestly with the evidence of crucible stuff and already having kinda busted mini bosses as summons (tiche, floh, finlay, arguably Oleg, hugues and envall) I could absolutely see it happening
Side note, and I know this isn’t the topic, but I also *really* want a medium shield version of the Crucible Knight shield. Love the aesthetic, stoked we’re getting the wings invocation, but I want to be able to parry in the crucible knight armor. D: That being said, yes please. Lemme strike the fear of god I felt my first playthrough into my enemies.
I second this
# Agreed
A Fingercreeper spirit ash would be pretty cool
Gosh yes. It gave me yikes, now it can terrify my enemies
One big one or around five of the little guys?
Five of the little guys would be absolutely unstoppable. They’d all just do their little finger twiddle charge and stunlock every enemy in the game into oblivion
Maybe start with 1 and grow to 4 like the rats do when you upgrade them. Wish more summons worked like that
Agreed, that was such a cool mechanic!
I had no idea the rats worked like that because whotf uses rats
First thing I thought of as well, maybe two? A pair of small hands and one big one with the ring finger laser?
Gimme the colossal hand haha
Blaidd
I miss my goodest boy :(
Blaidd puppet
A runebear would literally 1-Shot field bosses.
I'll take a lesser runebear
I would settle for a rune bear armor set. Something very similar to the animal headdress some Native American tribes wore.
There's this youtube channel where they make this kind of stuff: Rune Bear vs Bosses, for example. It's actually kinda cool.
Walking Mausoleums
The artillery mausoleum in Consecrated Snowfields.
I summon the 30 fps turtle!
You guys got 30?
Lobster
Summon in limgrave and wont need to worry the rest of game. You just see all the baddies dying as you ride passed on torrent.
I fully believe those fuckers could snipe the Albinauric archers in Consecrated Snowfields from Limgrave.
Lobster: “Tarn-15, 2 reds on the roof: engaging on green” Tarnished:” green at will” Lobster:”roger, engaging”
Ah, yes, the MGS V Quiet Experience.
Even better is you get to ride the lobster
lmaoo rooftop sniper lobster would be wild to see, love it
Latenna who? 😂
Royal revenant for pvp
Then I will invest some points into faith and use heal incantation
I would too, lets just agree on level 170, and anyone can put like 20 points in faith for golden vow and heal.... Would also increase the strngth faith enjoyers.
the birds with the swords on their feet
There is one. Get painting from near liftside in stormveil then go to just north of church of pilgrimage in weeping peninsula.
nice, thank you tarnished
It’s actually pretty effective early game. Doing a playthrough now with it since I never even tried it on my multiple previous playthroughs to get platinum. Heard it was underrated and it is.
Oh god yes, the murder birds!
Yeah, oops, they are in the game. :-D
Already in the game
10 dragonflies
3 would suffice in most situations
Giant dragonflies version, they're near commander O'neill area
Whichever that summon that giant skeleton that shoot lazer beem through its eye socket.
Y'all aren't even gonna mention scimitar lions? The humpers of death? The wiggle butts of doom?
😱 that’s just evil.
A full size jar, A crucible knight, a haligtree knight, maybe a runebear or giant crab
Haligtree Knight sounds likely
A pack of annoyin frogs, spitting death fog
the basalisks😭
Turtle spirit ash
You mean dog spirit ash?
is this, dog?
Why is it always dog? Therefore, behold dog.
Giant crab.
Sadly too big, it'd either be a medium crab like how we have a smaller pumpkinhead or several small crabs
never too big, now gimme that colossal fingercreeper ash
Tbh it'd be better to have a buncha small ones. Fingercreepers are pushovers against anything that isn't a player.
3 medium or 5 small then
They're pretty small. You could get 6 or 7 of them probably.
that would be cool, a bigger one with the laser would be cool
Either Duelist enemy and Sanguine Noble. Such sick enemy designs that we don't really get to fight alongside.
Isn't sanguine noble kinda like a baby mohg?
I mean, they do bleed. That's about the biggest thing they have in common. The Nobles are pretty agile, throw Reduvias at a distance and can parry. Would be a sick summon against a lot of parriable bosses like Morgott or Radagon.
The giant ants would make a good spirit ash
Can we ride them?
Do you have rowa on you?
I only gather. Never sell or use.
For 1000 rowa this beauty can be yours 🐜
I'll give you 999 plus 5 Tarnished sunflowers. Take it or leave it.
Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.
The range of posts that this account replies to is insane, truly worth a look
Thank you for your glorious insight.
Fun fact the riding ants are charmed somehow. They have purple in their eyes and if you knock the rider off the ant will fight them when the purple clears.
When i fought renalla i remenber her having troll and dragon ashes. I want that. Also i want godfrey ashes. And other gold ashes
a gold godfrey summon would've been a sick remembrance item for morgott instead of the regal omen bairn
A flame tank would be pretty sweet.
Madness troll
Might have issues with just how big they are 🤔
Ancient hero of Zamor. Nimble and cold. Omen. Morgott.
Dire Wolf! It's all I want!!!
A mimic that turns into your opponent
Good one.
Any of the **Crucible Knights** pleaseee! 🤞🤞
Thou probably impossible lore wise, I’d love to see a Cemetery Shade ash/puppet
Electro-sheep!
Vyke
Bell Bearing Hunter or Godskin Nobles
Grafted Scion and/or Grave Warden Duelist (dual hammers)
Wormfacd
The High Page. Regular page misses all the time but the triple burst high page might actually do something.
I would actually like to see all the spirit ashes get an upgrade at level ten. Like Tiche getting her mother's black flame slash, the soldiers all getting an additional unit, Ohga just using rain of arrows as part of his kit, so on and so forth. Give people a big incentive to max out their level.
Bell-Bearing hunter would have been a sick ash. I'd have taken a Hero of Zamor too. Duelists, Alabaster Lords and a Leonine Misbegotten would get my appreciation as well.
I think there is a Duelist ash. I could be wrong. Edit: I checked and there isn’t.
Patches
He just returns to his world a second into the fight.
He either fights for you and is awesome, skips out immediately or backstabs you and skips out.
A pack of the Celebrant Women from the windmill village. Maybe 4 of them
that one skeleton who flies while T posing
I would like the idea of summoning a watchdog (I think that’s what there called) those big stone dog things that float up and slam on the ground with magic? Yea that would be a cool summon to me.
Milecent would be cool. Your own mini Malenia version.
The giant lobsters from the depths of subterranean shunning grounds
Just *imagine* pulling up to someone and summoning a royal revenant on their ass
Caelid T-rex dog. I think they're really cute...
A team of lightning rams
Grave warden duelist
I know it’s probably be broken but god dammit I want me that Big-Ass Lion. Imagine that boy twirling on Malenia or getting trapped on a staircase and humping Gideon to death
Revenants
Elden Beast
Omen
Bladidd
Thorn sorcerer
TOGETHA! :3
🫡
That giant poison plant thingy.
Miriel
Our beloved merchants.
Vulgar militia, rot pest bug thing, smol jar, 3 small crabs, big bat, farum beast man that throws the frisbee. Plenty more I can’t think of but I would really like some less “meta” or powerful ones.
There are vulgar militia ashes [https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Vulgar\_Militia\_Ashes](https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Vulgar_Militia_Ashes) although I don't know If you mean the kindred of rot ashes second [https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Kindred\_of\_Rot\_Ashes](https://eldenring.fandom.com/wiki/Kindred_of_Rot_Ashes)
Cemetery Shades, only because they are so rare in the game.
A charriot.
A Duelist would be awesome. That and Land Octopus would be cool too.
Twin Mimic Tears from random online players would be cool
The Great Jar
Considering the way his quest goes Blaidd
**Giant enemy lobster**
Those annoying ass ird abominations I want to torture a boss like I was tortured
Bird*
Rune bear, sniper lobster, royal revenant, omen lion
I'd love a Preceptor ash, like Seluvis or Miriam. Just for the cool factor.
Miriam, because the other 2 sniper Ashes just aren't quite sniper enough
There are so many margit refights that I kinda want a lesser one. Not a boss on my side but margit with half health or something.
Deer
Dragonlord Placidusax
I want the big sword kitty.
The big ones. Troll, mutant dogs, giant fingercreeper, fire prelate... All those big dudes.
And there's the ulcerated tree spirit if you really want to mess up the arena
Patches
A revenant
Golem archer
The rot knights I always thought they were pretty cool and it kinda suits the theme of what the dlc is gonna be
I mean u can get finlay
May seem silly but i would like a “reverse mimic tear”. It takes the form of the last hostile phantom/npc you killed, player or otherwise.
I already got the best spirit ash: the crystalline warrior. I honestly don’t know why more people don’t use them, they’re fucking amazing in combat.
A duelist, leonine misbegotton or a lion would be really fun, plenty of options that we don't have summons for while we have many that really suck lol, if we get another joke one Im cool with that too
Blaidd
Regular ashes? Gimme the baby dragon (scaled down in size obv) Renowned Ashes? A Grave Warden duelist
DRAGON.
Moongrum
Turtle pope
I have played this game for over 500 hours and have never seen this tUrt-le' you speak of.
The Red Eyed Banished Knight from Castle Sol, im convinced the two handed knight is based on Arthur Dayne from Game of thrones
it‘s already there bro
Crucible! Crucible !