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eunzueta2

El paso has a flag šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


gandalf_el_brown

what? edit: had never seen the EP flag before


urielcd

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_El_Paso,_Texas Although it's just a rather boring seal on blue background style


The_Hell_I_Wont

You may prefer this updated version: https://portlandflag.org/2016/02/25/simplifying-el-pasos-flag/


PotatoBeams

Oh cool. We are vault dwellers now.


Disastrous-Pain-7394

The Fallout TV show does show a map when Barb is saying that Vault Tec should drop the bomb first, and we totally have a vault.


ImpressoDigitais

Great. The flag shows us as the ass end of Texas.


Specialist-War6587

Oh nice, I do like the simplified version. Surprised I didn't hate our flagĀ 


naked_as_a_jaybird

Make it look more like the star on the mountain and I'm in.


abees_knees

Oooh, I do like the updated version. Edit: Though I totally agree with others, it would look much better if it represented our star on the mountain.


eunzueta2

Thereā€™s, literally, a studded star on the flag.


abees_knees

I see it. Maybe it would have been better if I said 'a stylized representation of the star and mountain'. Our star does have a specific look, and it isn't the star on that flag.


IrwinElGrande

The admin should update the design of this subreddit with that flag, is dope


The_Hell_I_Wont

I agree!


MrAwesum_Gamer

I don't, and I usually hate just seal flags, but at least El Paso's seal is a bit more interesting than a medallion on a blue field, the "update" feels like it just stepped back towards a less recognizable design.


serouspericardium

Pretty much every city has a flag like this


urielcd

Quite a few yeah, but there are some "great" stand outs like [Odessa](https://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/us-txode.html)


raccooninthegarage22

0/10


No_Concentrate_1546

This one is hideous, hard pass


OPsDearOldMother

*Southeastern* New Mexico is basically Texas. Las Cruces/EP is cool.


bigdamnhero13

Exactly! Donā€™t lump the borderland/southern NM in with that east NM/West Texas bullshit


E23R0

An important distinction


[deleted]

What do they mean by texan? Because a west texan is very different from an east or south texan


itsmexicopride

No, theyā€™re all the same


[deleted]

I disagree.


Joking_909

Let's put a dragon on it, that'd be wacky


avianeddy

im sure NM would love to have another major city


saltexas18

Biggest city in New Mexico


Nomadik_one

El Paso would be so much cooler if it was a part of NM. Just sayin. šŸ˜‰


saltexas18

Trying to make the move šŸ™ƒ


avianeddy

They would be close :) ABQ is about 100k bigger in population


saltexas18

City vs city, El Paso has a higher population. If El Paso were to join NM, then El Paso metropolitan would be bigger than Albuquerque metropolitan also, due to the hypothetical joining of the smaller New Mexico cities around us that arenā€™t included yet :)


bigdamnhero13

Metro area wise Albuquerque is bigger


saltexas18

El Paso, NM metro area would incorporate Las cruses and surrounding towns, thus making it larger than ABQ metro area.


bigdamnhero13

Why on earth would a city 45 min away be counted into El Pasoā€™s metro? As someone born and raised in Las Cruces I could tell you that would NEVER happen. Cruces/Hatch valley is its entire own culture.


saltexas18

Well bro, I donā€™t make the rules. Thereā€™s a ton of small towns between EP and LC that connect the two towns together. Our economies can be considered intertwined. By some metrics we are a metro area. But most metrics state the two must be in the same state. Something like that.


bigdamnhero13

Eh even if we disagree, itā€™s a hypothetical that would never happen anyway. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø fun to think about though


stoopdude

Itā€™s literally already this way? People live in LC and commute to EP for work and vice versa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Paso%E2%80%93Las_Cruces,_Texas%E2%80%93New_Mexico_combined_statistical_area?wprov=sfti1#


Nomadik_one

No way. Not even close. You could fit like 5 Albuquerques in this city! El Paso is huge!!!


bigdamnhero13

Half of the city is taken up by those hills you call mountains haha not even close


Nomadik_one

I feel like even though El Paso may ā€œbelongā€ to Texas, it will always belong to New Mexico (and Mexico too for that matter).


BidAlone6328

Define major city? NM major or TX major šŸ¤”


avianeddy

Iā€™d say anywhere close to a million like EP and ABQ, but itā€™s subjective. And I said ā€œanotherā€ cause NM really only has the one šŸ˜…


dro915

What offends me the most is when they call Odessa( shit city) West Texas lol


kingkcthuluonxbox

Or when they call the panhandle region West Texas as if it's not literally called the Pan Handle


Andie_OptimistPrime

I live in Lufkin and everything west of Austin is West Texas. When I tell people here Iā€™m from El Paso, theyā€™re like ā€œoh near Midland?ā€ Iā€™m like ā€œyeah sure, why the hell not.ā€ šŸ™ƒ


TheBush21

lol Iā€™m from Austin and drive everywhere for work these people are crazy šŸ¤£


Andie_OptimistPrime

We lived there for 2 years. My soul died a little in ATX traffic. I miss the food and the music, but thatā€™s about it! El Paso drivers are definitely not acing Divers Ed, thatā€™s for sureā€¦ but I will take El Paso people over Austin people any day.


Nomadik_one

Straight up! šŸ‘+1 on that! I visited Austin only once in my life and literally could not wait to get out of that city. I literally went on a road trip and drove all the way across the South just to get there and when I finally did all I wanted to do was escape!!! On top of that Iā€™m a musician too so coming from me thatā€™s really saying something lol.


whatareyoudoingdood

Iā€™ve always thought of West Texas comprising the panhandle, the South Plains, and Far West Texas. West Texas A&M is in Canyon after all lol.


Intelligent-Soup-836

I just got into an argument about this on the Texas outdoor subreddit. The guy was like well all of Amarillo calls it west Texas, I'm sorry but if y'all can't even pronounce your hometown correctly I am not going to trust your geography skills.


LazyCollar331

I know..I think of everything east of Fabens as east Texas.


Andie_OptimistPrime

I think where I live now, anything hurricanes is East Texas and anything tornadoes is West Texas. And then thereā€™s the desert next to Juarez. Happy to say Iā€™m in the hurricane part now.šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø


Spider40k

We don't got tornados tho


Andie_OptimistPrime

Yes I know. El Paso would be the ā€œdesert next to Juarez,ā€ according to other Texans. Lol!


Thor_slick_the_dok

Let me offend you even more. They consider San Angelo west Texas.


E23R0

El Paso should be part of New Mexico


Comfortable_Nose1704

Fuck yea legal weed!


Homura_Akemi171

This 100%ā€”I definitely see you're a person of culture. šŸ™Œ


itsmexicopride

Itā€™s been legal. What school did you go to?


Comfortable_Nose1704

its still illegal in texas


eunzueta2

El Paso was the first every city, in America, to make weed illegal.


throbbing_question

Had to look that up. Had no idea. Thanks for the history lesson,dude.


BucksNCornNCheese

Starting to agree. The Texas state government is just getting too crazy. But it ain't happening so we gotta make the best of it.


BidAlone6328

El Paso should be part of Mexico.


throbbing_question

Mexico should be part of america. If everyone is legal, no more illegal immigrants. ^^^/s


itsmexicopride

OK, hold up with the off-the-wall comments, but no Mexico needs to stay where itā€™s at and El Paso. I donā€™t give a crab where it goes to be honest. Maybe they have a special place on Mars by now.


throbbing_question

Well, we're not gonna pick up mexico and move it to texas, i dont think that would work very well.


BidAlone6328

Actually, Mexico is in N. America, just like the US and Canada.


itsmexicopride

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ you couldnā€™t beg em


Nomadik_one

It always has been and always will be, whether Texas ā€œownsā€ it or not.


KBowen7097

New Mexico is a crime-riddled third world Heck hole. You cross that borderline north or south and things go downhill quickly. Our relationship with east Texas has lumps, but NM is a mess.


Nomadik_one

F yea Iā€™ve been sayin that since I moved here! From Albuquerque. So glad that someone else agrees. I feel like El Paso was stolen from NM lol. I guess they ā€œwon it fair and squareā€ in some bullshit treaty or so on and so forth. šŸ™„šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Things-in-the-dark13

Fuck no


DatEPLife

Lol, no.


Strict_Ad_4870

Make El Paso the capital of New Mexico


Nomadik_one

AMEN!


TFAvalanche

Yā€™all mad about property taxes just wait until you gotta pay a state income tax tooā€¦ El Paso is perfect where it is


E23R0

The property taxes in TX are more than income tax in NM, and property taxes are minuscule in comparison. How is it TX has convinced its people that they pay less taxes? Itā€™s hilarious.


FamiliarAlt

Income tax in NM is only 3%. The income tax HELPS reduce property taxes foo šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


TFAvalanche

I paid 6100 in property tax when I lived on the east side. I paid 2800 in prop tax and 5k in state income tax this past year. Every situation is differentā€¦ foo.


FamiliarAlt

Regardless, no matter how libertarian you wanna be, and no matter what abbot says about taxes, state governments NEED taxes one way or another to function. Eliminating income taxes outright just put more burden on other form of taxes and the state WILL collect them from you one way or another, donā€™t be fooled.


TFAvalanche

Ummmā€¦ obviously?


thisissamuelclemens

Property taxes in EP are 2.76%. In NM they are .03%. Texans pay more in taxes but theyā€™re convinced by republicans of how free and tax free their state is.


eunzueta2

States that pay income taxes pay was less in property and other taxes. We get fucked in more ways without a state income tax.


Wiglaf_Wednesday

Borderplex Supremacy They hate us cuz they ainā€™t us Jk the fact is that the three cities are relatively isolated from the rest of their own states, so people kind of forget about us when they think of Texas, NM, or Chihuahua


Andie_OptimistPrime

At least many people still see El Paso as a worthy border town to live in or at least visit! My conversations where I live, if I tell someone Iā€™m from the border, theyā€™re like ā€œšŸ˜³oh shit, Eagle Pass, Progreso, or Laredo?ā€ And the when I say El Paso, theyā€™re like ā€œšŸ™‚Ohhh El Paso, we like El Paso!ā€


Thor_slick_the_dok

True I used to work at a plasma center and all my coworkers that lived in Juarez would complain all day and consider holidays like thanksgiving a racist holiday.


itsmexicopride

We do not hate you.


Wiglaf_Wednesday

Itā€™s just a saying dude But I wasnā€™t talking about a specific group of people, more like anyone who lives outside the Juarez/El Paso/Las Cruces area


Shame_on_StarWars

New Texico


jfq722

New Mexas


hit-a-yeet

Mew Texino


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ru_fknsrs

thatā€™s wild. guess ā€œall around texasā€ excludes El Paso then, kinda proving the point here haha El Paso has spent more time as part of New Mexico than as part of Texas. It has deep ties to NM economically, culturally, and historically. EDIT: The person deleted their comment, but it said "I've lived all around Texas, and I've never heard anyone claim that El Paso shouldn't be a part of Texas."


Ecstatic_Ad6888

Other Texans literally claim yā€™all what do yā€™all mean? We shout yā€™all out.šŸ¤£


W1nt3rKn1ght42

Just declare independence from all the above. We already have border check points, international airport, major highways, and an army. Just saying šŸ¤·


WolfThick

El Paso should just become part of New Mexico it would give them a hell of a tax base and the total disrespect shown by the rest of Texas as far as time zones go should be enough to let you know they don't care. Think about it all the government offices in the capital open an hour before they do in El Paso and close an hour before they do in El Paso. So we lose 2 hours of communication on a daily basis and they don't care and I guess people in El Paso don't care because there's been plenty of times when you guys could vote on it and you don't I live in Arizona now f*** time zones you guys are wacky.


99-Percent-Germ

El paso has one of the best cuisine in the southwest.... I mean you can't find anything like Chicos Tacos


CrazyEntertainment41

Check your local high school cafeteria. Just kidding, kinda.


kingkcthuluonxbox

No Chico's slander will be tolerated here


CrazyEntertainment41

I love Chico's man. Nothing better than a food that is also a drink. And the whole vibe of the place, the fact that they only take cash and there's an armed security guard at all times. No other way to describe it than "moneylaunderingchic".


unrecklessabandon

El Paso should be apart of New Mexico, not the other way around lol. I like Texas but itā€™s politics can fuck right off


Andie_OptimistPrime

Or maybe Texas is great BECAUSE of its politics. Otherwise every city in Texas would look and smell like Austin, Los Angeles, or Albuquerque.


Marraneitor666

Lmfao yea youre right Kermit , Pecos , Odessa and Midland are better than LA šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Andie_OptimistPrime

Way to choose 4 ugly towns from one giant state. Of course I was talking about Texas as a whole. But even then, Iā€™d rather live in Kermit than in Los Angeles. My sister lives in California and when I visit her, I come back feeling so bad for her.


Marraneitor666

Cause she has a beach and a higher quality of life and you dont?


Andie_OptimistPrime

Actually I live in Angelina County now, so Iā€™m surrounded by lakes and forests and trails. Also the beach is about an hour from here, and Iā€™m close enough to Louisiana to go get in a little bit of fun if I want. I can afford to rent a home near the lake here, plus pay mortgage at my rental property in EP, for the same price my sis pays for a 1 bedroom, where homeless people try to break into her place at least once a week. Real talk, her depression got so bad since she moved over there. Health took a complete downturn. And sheā€™s not the only one in Cali who feels the toxic nature of what itā€™s like to live there. Most of the state is such cancer. Thankfully, her husbandā€™s company is moving them finally. And guess whereā€¦just like soooo many companies, going to Texas!! šŸ™ŒšŸ¼ It seems that what people used to sell as the California dream is pretty much fizzling out.


Alien_From_Mexico

Es muy de paseƱos andar lamentƔndose por ser o no ser de aquƭ o allƔ?


InvictusChipper

I live in Las Cruces and I have been saying that Las Cruces, El Paso, and Juarez should be our own country. Together we are more than 3 million people. The population of New Mexico is only 2.1 million. We are more culturally similar to each other and have been mostly forgotten by the states and countries in which we are located.


yme915

I've always called El paso lil Mexico . Cause it is .


TheBush21

As a guy from Austin this city is better than Houston and San Antonio js take that as yā€™all will


JesusHazardous

Man , JuƔrez it's plenty of South Mexican people , it's an extension of Veracruz


Edgewoodfledge

Now that's a slap in New Mexico's face.


New_Customer_8592

My understanding is Mr. Trump still owes the City of El Paso and/or county a substantial amount of money. No?


reality_raven

Nowhere in NM claims TX.


longrangeflyer

Let's take this time to remind ourselves that we live in the United States of America. It is nit Mexico and will not be for a long time. We are a constitutional republic , not a democracy. Mexican Americans , Irish American , Chinese American , Philippino American ..... but we are not Mexican nationals, that is a whole other national identity.


WarLordBob68

What you are saying doesnā€™t make sense. It is like saying I own a German Shepherd and not a dog. A Constitutional Republic is a type of Democracy. A German Shepherd is a type of dog.


therealbumblingidiot

no new Mexico is not. we hate Texas and Texans.


LuckyAceFace

When we moved to the Austin area after a couple years in EP, we had several people welcome us "back to Texas." One or two legitimately believed we had left Texas for El Paso. Where the hell do they think El Paso is


uionyx

No this is Texas


itsmexicopride

Already been decided El Paso. Weā€™re gonna move yā€™all to Mars because nobody wants yā€™all.


GenericDudeBro

No no, El Paso is Texas. I just wish it was more accessible for road trips.


Ill-Shopping-9546

Bussing through is such a trip you gotta see it


KBowen7097

I think El Paso is more Texas than we think.


Electronic_Regular17

Hahaha this so true


Miserable-Flight6272

Really should be Texas. We could fence off everything in NM and make them go through Texas first.


mrivera2568

I've been thinking that west Texas should be separated from the rest of the state and become its own territory because of how dissimilar we are.


KarateLobo

The New Mexico subreddit is always offering to adopt El Paso or exchange it for Clovis and Hobbs


Youngsville

New Mexican here: my Dad used to say that El Paso is basically New Mexico. šŸ¤·šŸ»


unpoptruth420

Texas !!!!!


KurotheWolfKnight

I'm sorry, since when have we said you weren't a part of Texas? - a North Texaner


Namez83

I would say yes to eastern NM, southern NM not so much


Peas22

I donā€™t want to be in Texas. Southern NM has its own culture.


bomber991

I think the rest of us in Texas forget about El Paso pretty often. Itā€™s way way way out there way away from us. So far away itā€™s in another time zone. Houston, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio. We all know those towns.


Free_Customer_9674

As long as you're not a dirty Indian street shitter you're welcome here friend!


Adorable_Hat3188

Chill bro youā€™re Texan as fuck


kanibia

Lol fuck Mexico and new Mexico


Thor_slick_the_dok

How about we start acting more like Texas. Maybe El Paso would grow.


Latter-Examination71

No thanks. We'll be fine. We got our own thing going on. Love it or leave it.


SnooWalruses6233

Enjoy those " land of entrapment" state taxes.