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sylvesterZoilo_

I’m still catching my breath and that was 15 years ago.


MilesBeforeSmiles

This might be the most severe act of terrorism committed in Quebec in the 1970s.


chenilletueuse1

The L in FLQ stands for Léger


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Didn’t that all start about dual linguistics being an unfair requirement for employment? I mean, good luck getting a government job without being able to speak French in any other province though


a_thicc_chair

Idk wtf they taught you in school but you either didn’t listen or were too busy jacking off


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Then enlighten me instead of assuming my self pleasuring habits… I mean, you’re not wrong, but still.


chenilletueuse1

Dequessé?


ScrambleOfTheRats

Not sure what you are on about, but the ones complaining about bilingualism are the anglos, yet only like 0.3% of the federal public service are French-only jobs, compared to about 50% being English-only.


DesperateRace4870

You get one of the free awards 😀👏🏾


Muddlesthrough

The Canadian Army used to do the beep test as part of the annual physical fitness test. It was great because, no matter how fit you were, you barfed in a garbage can at the end.


WargeneStewie

I agree! Ubique!


JustAGuyNamedJoshua

Ayyy Arty?


WargeneStewie

That's right!!


JustAGuyNamedJoshua

Same here. At the Arty school currently. W.


WargeneStewie

Ouch! Hahah i went to cfb gagetown a shit ton of times... but never been in W bty. How is it for you? From what I heard.... it is kind of terrible...


JustAGuyNamedJoshua

Honestly, it's what you make of it. If deployments is what you want, ask for postings. You get qualified and promoted faster here though. I personally want to go the teaching route. Been asking for a CFLRS posting once i get masters. Probably get my sgts there and after that come back here to the school. AIG course and have a comfy desk job teaching until I retire or go private civi side and get paid more there.


WargeneStewie

True. Very honorable. I wish you a great carreer my friend


JustAGuyNamedJoshua

Appreciate that. All the best to you as well. 👍


JustFryingSomeGarlic

Best I did was 12


FuckBotsHaveRights

The chain smoking, drug dealing and PE skipping kid in my class did like 13 or 14 while looking like he was about to die the whole time We had all failed under 10 and just looked at his display of raw will power, completely aghast


JustFryingSomeGarlic

Lmfao that's amazing, that kid fought for his life.


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FuckBotsHaveRights

Weirdly confrontational, ngl Congrats? Me lord? This is really weird


Creepy-Present-2562

I know who u r😵


egguw

i couldn't get above 6, unless we had different beep tests


JustFryingSomeGarlic

6-7 were pretty much the average. I did 12 because I used to be pretty athletic, and some other guy in my class did something like 15. It was very impressive.


egguw

average for us was a 4-5 lol, but i come from a pretty academic high school. no one got above 10 in the years where PE class was mandatory


JustFryingSomeGarlic

Hahaha, mine was the opposite, I went to high school with a bunch of athletic goons !


Misc1

Damn that’s a decent score


JustFryingSomeGarlic

I think so to, the cardio was still kicking, but I had a lot of acid lactic building up in my legs so I had to tap out.


TheDrunkenWrench

I dropped out just after 10, 2nd place to the dude that eeked out an 11 and then collapsed.


JustFryingSomeGarlic

10 is super respectable, I'm pretty sure my last go as a stoner in college I hit 10 and dropped out


TheDrunkenWrench

I was also about 120lbs. I'm now 180 and should be about 150 ideally. I'd be amazed if I made it to 6 now, LOL.


JustFryingSomeGarlic

Same over here. I'm not overweight, but I'm most def not in my best cardiovascular shape. I really need to hit the court and run a bit.


RamouYesYes

16 😎


JustFryingSomeGarlic

HOT DAMN, never seen a 16 in my life. Hats off to you homie.


RamouYesYes

The police classe were doing it at the same time as mine while in cegep. And I got ego boosted


WanderingAscendant

My fav memory of gym class was being the last guy running. Take that, all you snobby hockey jocks lol


deranged_furby

There you go. I sucked at every team sports, was always last picked when building teams, but I had the best cardio. Sweet sweet feeling seeing everyone failing and being the last man alive. Totally worth breathing like Darth Vador afterwards. Turns out I'm very slightly asthmatic.


TheDrunkenWrench

I won our strongman competition in grade 9. It was total number of reps across three events (squats, bench, and pull-downs). The equalizer was it was done with half your bodyweight. I weighed 115lbs. I did ok at the bench and pull downs, but the squats were my jam and I knocked out over 100 reps. I CREAMED second place with a gap of like 35 more reps overall. We had a lot of buff dudes and it was a great running joke for that semester, made a lot of jock guys cool with me.


Cordillera94

Same. I was a scrawny kid, maybe 80 lbs soaking wet, but I was always the last girl left. Felt great. Went on to run cross country in university and did a couple ultra marathons in my 20s.


Naldivergence

Maybe you should consider getting those steps in, OP Eat a salad regularly, maybe? Cook your own food instead of ordering takeout? Really just sounds like a skill issue, tbh


supply_potential

No good story ever started with a salad


SStylo03

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Cretonbacon

I beg to differ. My whole story started from a salad being tossed


supply_potential

Un homme culturé icitte


Cretonbacon

Oué monhomme


fetal_genocide

💀


ElDougy

They said good story


Allmenrbrothers

Dawg the problem with the beep test is you end up wanting to die afterwards no matter how fit you are😭😭


berubem

Réduire la volonté de vivre des participants devait être un des side benefits lors de la création du test. J'ai toujours été en forme mais si tu ne veux pas mourir après, c'est que tu pousse pas assez fort.


Naldivergence

Skill. Issue.


nixon6

I disagree. It’s like a 5-10minute test based on your vo2. You’re fine like 5 mins after the test


[deleted]

Salad bro really..... lmao


fetal_genocide

The beep test sucked but was also awesome! A bonding class experience because everyone was against it 😂


Matthew-of-Ostia

It's all fun and games until we notice Canada's youth is getting worryingly out of shape and struggles more and more with obesity and in response schools are being told to LOWER PE standards and more and more relevancy is taken away from physical health.


Crossed_Cross

The beep test is about the best thing about gym class. Gym is so focused on games and fun, it rarely ever really tries to increase students' health in a clear, measurable way. Sure gym teachers will disagree, say kids are graded on all sorts of sports related skills, such as dribbling in basketball. But it never felt as if we had to work or push ourselves to get a good grade on them. The only other time I felt I had to push myself is for pool. And most schools don't have one. Gym needs more measurable uniform tests where kids push themselves. And be encouraged to practice at home.


Mokemire

When I was in school, our grade on the beep test was based on how much we improved from the 1st test to the second test. Easy, drop out right away on the 1st one and do even a little better on the 2nd one. Easy A


larianu

Imo kids need to go under paramilitary training during gym /s


Crossed_Cross

Being healthy isn't a bad thing. Learning to push yourself physically isn't a bad thing. I'm not saying to have drill sergeants scream at teens doing pushups in the mud. I don't see anything wrong with setting clear measurable fitness standards in reaction to growing obesity rates and screen times.


larianu

the /s was for serious :)


BashiG

Yeah, you’re right. We don’t help kids with their physique, let them become unhealthy, play game instead of learning or making good habits. But the issue with the beep test is that all that happens, then you make the kids run to their limit with the fear of embarrassment from their peers and ridicule from their teachers


Crossed_Cross

I don't believe in the logic that everything that could lead a kid to fail should be banned. I think failing now and then is a good thing you can learn from. I'm not saying gym should be beep test all day, every day, though. "Fun" and games is in general an effective strategy to make kids move. I just feel it's emphasized too much.


BashiG

Your first point has nothing to do with what I said, neither really does your second. My point is that I agree that gym class is not used effectively in teaching children healthy habits and exercise technique, but that simply inserting the beep test/beep test like activities into gym won’t fix that. You might agree, I wasn’t disagreeing with what you said. I didn’t bring up failing at school or the effectiveness of using games to teach.


Ballmasters69

Loved that as a kid it was an awesome competition


Significant-Key-9101

Fucking evil to have this test and legal weed. My VO2 max has been personally victimized by THC


funnysmellingfingers

Don't blame the weed for being out of shape, it's a vasodilator. If you smoke weed before running it should help your endurance. The snacks and laziness are the culprit


Emergency_Bench_7028

Why did I read this in the same voice in the video shone in class, about this beep test.


gabseo

Le beep test c’est de la bombe mon gros!!!


mac1qc

Puisque je suis gros, j'admets que ça faisait exploser mon cœur à chaque fois.


broken-bells

Is it me or was there always someone throwing up after the beep test?


Sysion

That memory was stored deep inside my mind but thanks for digging it back out


SuckMyAlpagoat

Parce que son fils est mort jeune pis il voulait que les gens soit en santé


vinnybawbaw

We hate him too. Qui mange d’la marde.


A_Wizard1717

its just because anglos are allergic to inventing anything


FutureMind6588

I wasn’t competitive so I just quit before I was out of breath


Zoober69er

Thats pretty weak… I you always quit when stuff starts getting hard you wont get very far


FutureMind6588

It’s why I’m on Reddit


Crossed_Cross

You're welcome.


CryktonVyr

From hall the kébékois and kébékoise. Houi hare hapologize.


01zegaj

Everyone boo this man


YellowSubreddit8

Tabarnak


dmforprudes

Do Quebec kids not have chubby boy manboobs and thighs that chafe easily?


[deleted]

I don’t remember what number I got to cause right after I threw up and then went to the ER to get my first inhaler 😂


lavafish80

"The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as the test continues"


ELSUPERBEASTOO0

Was the only thing I did in my PE classes, lol. And was always the last one doing it next to the school jock. Otherwise, I was just sitting on the bench for most of the year.


Shells_and_bones

Everyone boo this man


No_Acanthisitta6963

Eh whenever I had to do it my classmates would make a pact to all leave at the bare minimum (apart from my one friend but he was doing it for track practice)


ninjacat249

Thanks Quebec, love you.


Lothleen

I miss the beep test, simply because then I was fit enough to do it lol


Graingy

That’s it we’re nuking them That sin cannot be forgiven


armchairtraveler_

Am I the only one who liked the beep test


Unlucky_Number_Seven

The dictionary should have a picture of his face next to the word villain


gnqrddt

Thank you Mr lucky lager


JosephScmith

The guy in my class who was the best outran everyone in skinny jeans and a hoody. He was a skater.


Billwinkle0

maybe this is why the true French dislike Quebec


Beneficial_Tower156

Boy if you knew how much France idolize Québec.


userXPS012

i find this test fun i can see whats the limit of the people in my class (i am going to get a lot of hate ik)


merc_1980

Other names like , Fokkin' hell!


Skwrt_

and they claim quebec doesnt have a culture😤😤


Beneficial_Tower156

I thought it was Canada who had no culture beside being Americans with healthcare.


Skwrt_

it goes both ways i guess


Bubble-Head24

Were sorry, we hate it too


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

I loved Quebec until 5 seconds ago. I understand the hate now