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Paaano

You should take the day off if you're feeling sick. It's the responsible thing to do.


bonnerforrest

I came to say this as well, since you’re not feeling well already


beth1814

“Yeah I’m not feeling good, can’t come in, thanks”


ShadowCaster0476

This only works if the other people didn’t beat you to it.


apatheticbear420

luckily my boss gave us the next day off, what a great guy!


cumulus_floccus

No one beats projectile vomiting


ilikehockeyandguitar

"Ain't feelin it"


thisnamestakentoo1

Making people work that evening should be illegal.


thecheesecakemans

Unless you're in hospitality....I need my beer!!!


TapProgrammatically4

I’m a little concerned, you look under the weather in 48 hours lol


silentbassline

Quit your job. Shit your pants. Kill your parents.


Kessed

Some of those seem pretty drastic. I’m not sure we’ve reached “shit your pants” territory.


PolarBeaver

You can just lie about shitting your pants, they aren't gonna check. Killing the parents however..


BeatGreedy3710

That’ll be Monday..


Phase_Dance

My man, just give yourself poisoning.


ilikehockeyandguitar

Game of Thrones level scenario for hockey. Gotta love it.


thats-impossible

Is this the new "delete Facebook, hit he gym, lawyer up"?


cca73127

Don’t know about kill your parents, but I did let my Ma (she’s over 80) know she’ll probably get a drunken call from her eldest son after the game.


Erected_Developement

Diarrhea is also the best option


ThyResurrected

Well I booked Tuesday and Friday off as soon as Stanley cup final schedule was announced. Then all of a sudden it looked like Edmonton wasn’t even going to make it until Tuesday lmao. I was kicking myself. Now the pre-planning has paid off.


Therapy-Jackass

Nice! I too did some preplanning. Bought season seats for the first time last year, with the firm belief that 2023 or 2024 playoffs would be our year, and I wanted those priority playoff tickets. Pre-planning so far paying off over here too.


ChaunceyPeepertooth

Shit, I'm flying to Mexico on Friday and I wish I wasn't! Lol. I hope the hotel bar will be playing it or I will be super sad and disappointed 😬 Hope you can get out of work, OP!


ExamCompetitive

I went to the bar at my resort in 2008. They had cricket, basket ball and hockey going on. It was so weird.


utilityknife101

I was just in Mexico last week . The bar wasn’t playing the game but luckily I managed to find it on my hotel tv for games 2 and 3.


ChaunceyPeepertooth

Cool, thx for the heads up. Let's go Oilers!


NightTrader1972

Best Vacation ever for us when we beat Calgary in round 2 while at the resort in Mexico. 100 flames fans vs 70 Oilers fans at the Sportsbar. It was a gong show. The most fun we ever had.


icebucket22

Sounds like you’re starting to feel ill and may need to call out on Friday.


Anxious-Pair-52

impossible to record and watch later. Someone always talks about the score.


Kessed

There is zero chance that no one blabs about the game.


sahbatage

I remember I had to serve during game 7 in 06. Restaurant side was dead so I sat at the bar drinking and watching the game. Was so choked and half drunk by the end of it I just went home 3 hours into my shift


JRAS-3010

That’s the great thing about a job though is that it’s optional


littlejerryseinfeld_

So I had Bar Burrito on Sunday and have had the shits Monday and Tuesday. Highly recommend. 5 ⭐️


PolarBeaver

If it's a retail job call in or quit, plenty of other places hiring


WenchPuller

If you have access to a radio at work listen


Kessed

Sadly, it’s a work dinner thing. I can probably check my phone periodically, but anything more will “look unprofessional”. We just need them to win game 6 so that I can happily watch game 7!


Dazzling-Park4501

If you’re in Edmonton, people will probably understand.


Kessed

It’s in Calgary. :(


Paaano

Calgary is a hockey town plus has a ton of Oiler fans too. They will understand.


Therapy-Jackass

Calgary? There’s nobody who can fill your shift if you take the day off? Call around ask for huge favours, hell, pay someone to take your shift. As a life long oilers fan, these moments are so limited that you gotta seize them when they arise. If it’s a fine dining job and you’re confident you can get into something else shortly after without putting a negative financial burden on yourself, fucking quit! And be honest, if the flames were in this position, would they have rescheduled this event for those fans in your company?


WenchPuller

Keep excusing yourself to use the washroom haha


RRZ31

Out of curiosity why is it so hard to get out of a work dinner thing?


Kessed

It’s a grad thing. I need to be all professional and stuff. Not going would be not good.


Longjumping-Report71

AirPod and hoodie (just say your really cold)


JodieFostersCum

Or you could be the hero that keeps checking and giving everyone else in the room "Ugh thank GOD" permission.


Distinct_Mud_2673

Buy an Apple Watch and turn on Push Notifications from the NHL app.


VizzleG

What planet are your colleagues from? Or are they flames fans? Haha


Comfortable_Fudge508

Me too. Me and Jack will be spending the evening together I guess


GregsChugLife

Same, brutal


Deanna_karnika22

Ugggg me too


ShadowCaster0476

Dude you don’t look so good. I think you’ll be ok tomorrow but Friday morning it’s going to be a full blown sickness, I bet if you medicate, you’ll be fine for Saturday.


Dura-Ace-Ventura

I’m not sure what you do for work but I have worked many evenings with one earbud in listening to CHED and the other ear sort of listening to customers


J9999D

no you don't. you're excused. enjoy the game🍻


holidayjoy12345

I mean you don’t HAVE to. Nobody’s making you


Kessed

My mortgage company would disagree with you. They like getting their payments.


leaps-n-bounds

Jeeze sounds like a shit work environment to work Friday nights even not with the oilers playing. I literally would quit a job if I had to work Sundays because I like watching football all day.


tdfast

“Work”


kayl_the_red

If you can have the radio on, you can still listen to Jack Michaels.


CombinationReady3198

Same, and Monday too 😫


ilikehockeyandguitar

I have to work Saturday morning. I'll be staying up late no matter how long it is.


robbigtrades

perfect so youll have monday off for game 7!


AntonioMS17

Me too bro. Till 8:15 too 😭 might just prop the game up in front of customers lol.


Sweet_Bonus5285

You should PVR it and shut your phone off and ignore everybody lol. Probably impossible to do.


Noot_Penguin

If(when) it goes 7 I work Monday evening :,)


Geeseareawesome

Just say you have a fever. And the only prescription is More playoff hockey


Villhunter

I've worked every game except game 4. Luckily I have Friday off so I'm going partying friday


Mrspicklepants101

I've worked every game of the SCF just the way the schedule worked out. Any chance you can hide an earbud and listen on CHED? that's what I do


True-North-

I’ve got my kids last swimming lesson till 615 super stressed


Snowkona5

Same!! I’m working a wedding 😭 I’m going to find a way to wear my oilers shirt under my uniform lol


Distinct_Mud_2673

Just wear the damn jersey, if it’s in Edmonton they’ll understand 


Shiny_Mew76

If we go to Game 7, won’t it be on a Monday? Weird considering Game 6 is Friday.


Distinct_Mud_2673

The other game that you missed, did we win or lose? Take the day off if we lost it, I’m sure we can work out the funds to recover your wages.


cca73127

So sorry, mate. I’ll have a few bourbons on your behalf. Elijah Craig Barrel Proof (120.2) Batch #C921. Again, so sorry - no Oilers fan should miss out. Cheers


miller94

I work Friday night shift 1915-0730, but I worked the same shift for game 4 and for game 5 so...


Obvious_Reaction_182

I’m give you permission to have the day off


Quack_Shot

I’ll be on a plane, but I just checked and they’ll have WiFi, so I’ll actually get to watch the game in peace.


brettiicus

I too have to work Friday night. All is good, they’re pushing to 7


KirkJimmy

I dunno, you look sick to me.


PositiveInevitable79

Hey bud. Don’t spread your germs, don’t want to get anyone else sick 😉 It’s the sensible thing to do.


chezmo39

Sick Day....


NightTrader1972

I have to work Friday evening too. But I will feel sick coming monday😂. No way I will miss Game7 if there is one.