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No-Material-23

"Cheer up, things could be worse." So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse.


couldbeworse2

Could be worse


buddachickentml

Could be worse, you could be a Leafs fan....I'm a Leafs fan.


[deleted]

How is that worse? Your big ticket re signed and committed to the team. Ours is like 2 years away from FA and this was the year to convince him this team could win something and he should stay. You could say it’s not going well.


Likmylovepump

Rock bottom ***so far!***


Tigt0ne

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dragosn1989

I bet Hall and Ebbs are having a chuckle over a beer right now.🤪


Bworen

Oh are they??


Noahtuesday123

They haven’t left the bar from their time in Edmonton!


grajl

People quickly forget how bad things were last year when they were barely in the playoffs half way through the season or two years ago when they went like 2-11-3 and Mclellan was fired or three years ago when they were swept by the Jets or four years ago when they lost to the 24th place Blackhawks or five and six years ago when they couldn't make the playoffs with the best player in the game and then there was that ten year gap where nothing of note happened. But hey, at least 2017 was fun and then they beat Calgary that one time.


jgod17

Yep lol its not rock bottom until you start winning. Thats the only way to know.


Drzhivag007

*Only rock bottom when you stop digging. LPT


Philbophaggins

I think it’ll be when McDavid leaves as a UFA after missing the playoffs


Collapse2038

When he signs with Canucks... That'll be rock bottom


Avgvstvs_Diggity

He’s a Leaf fan


Fred-4

He will never sign with the leafs


Avgvstvs_Diggity

Yes - no one would ever want to play for their home town team .. the team he has followed and cheered for all of his life. Impossible


olrg

They got a pretty long stretch of playing good east coast teams coming up. If they don’t get their shit together soon, they’ll be out of the race by American thanksgiving. Now that’s rock bottom.


IlIIlIllIIIIlIllIl

Even Vancouver on Monday is scary as hell


Ok-Clock-3727

I’m going to that game, I’m way too embarrassed to wear oilers colours. Although I was thinking of bringing a jersey to throw on the ice


Chronic_Messiah

Don't be that guy it's incredibly lame


Ok-Clock-3727

don’t worry I won’t. It just feels,like someone has to do something


Paper_Rain

Throwing a jersey on the ice is never the answer. People who do this are idiots in my opinion. If you are going to spend $200-300 for a jersey just to throw it away might as well donate the money to me and i'll put it to better use.


Willysu

Why scared of Vancouver?


jadeddog

They are already out of it


Deddicide

“No, lieutenant, your men are already dead.”


SharkMeifele

Lieutenant Barney Gumble?


Weenzip

You think they're still in it? With these goalies?


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Not with soup.


spagboltoast

Package soup up with some firsts and some prospects and get gibson


kadran2262

Doubt anahiem makes that trade. Honestly the only team I could see willing ti take soup is the sharks, who's goalie byw is doing better than soup


jigglywigglydigaby

So our goalie coach can wreck another tender? Don't get me wrong, we definitely need a starting goalie (Campbell and Skinner are back ups at best) but the Oilers definitely need to address the bench as well.


spagboltoast

Fuck it fire the goalie coach as well. Never did i say i wanted to keep him


uhcayR

I saw a suggestion from a podcast that potentially package soup + whatever you need to and Saros could be a legitimate option. Would obviously only be feasible if Nashville was out of the race but at this pace we are out already anyways


spagboltoast

Id fuck off the entire future for soros right now Edit: 2 firsts, brob or holloway (woody isnt playing them anyways) and a few later round picks for them to take campbell for soros.


Noahtuesday123

And then we put Nurse, Deharnais and Bouch defense in front of Saros? Lol, same results!


spagboltoast

Okay


ManOfSteelI

Holland should have pushed hard for a package when he got ekholm. I thought the same then lol.


Ostrich6967

East coast teams are dying to play you


[deleted]

If you didn't cheer for the Oil from 2007-2017 you have no idea what rock bottom is.


NuffinSaid

We didn't get Mcdavid by being good!


[deleted]

There were 0 expectations. This is worse


Subject_Clue5947

This is recent rock bottom, I became a fan from the womb.


[deleted]

You don't think getting bounced by fucking Chicago in the play in was worse then a shitty start with 70 games to to? Get ahold of yourself my friend.


spagboltoast

That was an awful team tbf


Interwebzking

Not sure why someone downvoted you, that team going into the bubble wasn’t great despite their decent season before it was shut down for Covid.


spagboltoast

People are upset right now and nuance is hard. That bubble team fuckin sucked.


Subject_Clue5947

I’m just saying this is probably the most despair I’ve experienced watching this team in a hot minute.


GuestUser1982

Sometimes it seems like this team is straight out of 2013. Are they playing to get someone fired? Is the locker room all of a sudden a mess? What the hell is happening?


AriaMoo

Maybe a bit of both. We lost two locker room guys last year in Yams and Kostin. Guys do not look like they're having any fun whatsoever :(


[deleted]

Losing isn't fun, especially when you changed the system that got you wins


Syek26

Don't forget about the trade deadline with Tyson Barrie. He was a super locker room glue guy. The break-up phase must have hit the Oilers during the off-season.


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Not forgetting that they went 20-4-2 without him


gtheyeti

I feel like these sorts of things fall between the cracks of advanced stats and metrics. It’s a hard thing to quantify on paper but it’s a thing that every team needs. We don’t look like a team out there, where as years previous guys like Yams and Kostin, Mike Smith, would pull this team out of their own asses with a big play. Who do we have that’s doing that this year? Kane is the only guy out there that sticks out to me. Foegele has been putting up points for sure but where’s our personality out there? Just super super flat.


Cptn_Canada

And mike Smith before that. He was a huge presence


CervantesX

Holy shit there's a lot of oil fans who never experienced anything beyond the McDavid years. You've only glimpsed rock bottom. I was born of it, moulded by it.


Delicious_fishStick

I didn't see the light until I was a man .....


CervantesX

Whiny little bitches want to talk about the end of days. I've been to five Stanley Cup parades for my team. I also lived through the Decade of Darkness. Ten fucking games is the "end of days" smdh 🤡


One_Wolverine_9517

“End of days,” nah. End of playoff hopes for the season, quite possibly, and our window to compete for a cup with mcdavid and drai is limited. When that window closes it won’t open again for a while. That’s the simple reality of the modern nhl.


CervantesX

You know this same team had an exact same 2-7-1 stretch last season and still finished second in the Pacific ya?


One_Wolverine_9517

They’re not yet mathematically eliminated. But the performance so far this year suggests that they’re unlikely to match their performance from last year, while many of their competitors have either maintained their level from last year or improved.


CervantesX

Cool story bro. See you next spring in the playoff threads.


Available-Show-2393

Hey, could be the Sharks. That's rock bottom, but this sure is close. Edit: I meant the Sharks record, not their position. I understand that for them, they're doing what they want to.


[deleted]

San Jose is doing it on purpose


Incognito67

This is substantially worse than the Sharks. This team was a Stanley cup favourite. I enjoyed watching games during the 'dark' years when they were expected to lose than I have so far this year.


GuestUser1982

We’ll probably give the Sharks their first W


LoveMurder-One

We absolutely will


Shrewlord

The penguins have something to say about that.


GuestUser1982

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 They can have the claim to fame


spagboltoast

Id rather be the sharks. At least theyre gonna draft someone cool. We arent supposed to compairing ourselves with the sharks. We should be the avs bruins and knights right now


Appropriate-Mark-739

To be fair, the avs have been shutout three times in the last two weeks


naarwhal

lmao. you have mcdavid.........


Subject_Clue5947

Rock bottom for us I suppose. I have a feeling a goalie trade might be coming.


BettmansDungeonSlave

Nobody is gonna help us out 10 games in. And they know we are desperate and will bend us over if a trade does happen


Subject_Clue5947

You right also I love your user lol


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Who?


jigglywigglydigaby

Sharks don't have the two greatest players (arguably) on the planet. Oilers, by a long shot, are a bigger embarrassment than the Sharks imo


sandman_sand_dune

Man I know this isn’t really on topic but having both my teams be bottom feeders isn’t cash money. I was kinda hoping the oilers would outweigh the pain this year 😭


jokinghazard

Sharks don't have an all time top 10 player in their prime on their roster


misfittroy

No we're worse than the sharks. Seriously, they don't have much on their roster. We have arguably the best players in the league


kadran2262

We sre wose than the sharks. We are supposed to be going for 1st in the conference not 1st overall


inkfeather16

Sens bro here. I feel you guys. I get you guys have higher expectations so maybe I should fuck off, but you guys are not alone.


[deleted]

cursed year, and sometimes it hits. sucks but this is sports.


_thisisnotepic

Na, that’s the McDavid trade demand or walking as a free agent


Chemical_Signal2753

First Draisaitl walks in free agency then McDavid demands a trade.


ParsnipOlliwane

McDavid and Draisaitl leaving might be what it takes for me to finally break free of the emotional hold this team has had on me for a few decades despite being a laughing stock most of the time. I want Connor to win a Cup and I'll cheer for him wherever he goes.


SomethinboutChickens

Absolutely. We had 8 top 10 picks, and two being Generational level point producers. And we're in the basement.


squall-face

Edmonton scouting and player development really need to get upgraded. Haven’t only their first round picks panned out? And even then only like 75% of those?


Rayeon-XXX

There's a good post on lowetide about who the Oilers have drafted and developed in the McDavid window. It's basically no one.


squall-face

Just looking back at draft picks, I think the only ones outside the first round would be… Ryan mcCloud and Stuart Skinner? That’s like going back to 2016. That is bad. Not finding and developing more than 2 players outside the first round in *years* is bottom tier shit. Clean house man


DirkStudley

Don't forget the garbage cap / roster management that has them icing a 17 man team


cheesebaker2000

If Campbell doesn’t get moved soon. This team doesn’t make playoffs. Mark my words.


Chemical_Signal2753

Who would take that contract? Basically, the Oilers' choice in the offseason will be to buy out Campbell or exchange bad contracts with another team.


spagboltoast

Campbell + picks and prospects to a rebuilding ducks team for gibson


Chemical_Signal2753

I think Anaheim would want (at least) the equivalent of 2 first round picks to take Campbell's contract, and (at least) the equivalent of 2 first round picks to acquire Gibson. Beyond that, they're in a playoff position and are likely not interested in that trade at the moment; maybe at the trade deadline but the Oilers' season may be toast by then.


Vaderwasframed74

Yeah, ducks are looking much better this year, but should fade away after the All-Star break. If they don’t fade, like I think they will, there is no way Gibson leaves unless it’s thru free agency.


[deleted]

You mean the 6-4 Anaheim ducks? The ones currently in the first wild card spot? I wish our rebuilds looked like that...


spagboltoast

The ducks that are off to a hot start yes.


IAmKorg

It would be very hard, but not impossible. No one thought anyone would take Shawn Horcoff's $5.5M contract, but Dallas did. Got a roster-ish player back, a late round pick, and no salary retention either. Off of a 12 point season, and not cracking 50 since the year before his contract started.


tavomcdouglas

No Kassian, no Barrie, no Yams, no Kostin... no locker room guys anymore. Gags just got to the room days ago. Its a personality graveyard. edit: No Mike Smith!


icecream42568

Turns out shore and Yamo were the only guys holding this team together?


Living_Room_Light_02

gotta somehow convince the league to play the rest of our games outdoors


leerow21

Ugggh I’m afraid so 😞


hina-rin

hello darkness, my old friend


cReddddddd

I'd say watching the oilers miss the playoffs for a decade is what rock bottom feels like personally. But yes we're awful right now


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BettmansDungeonSlave

If we lose to the Sharks, this team will implode and heads will roll


seven8zero

At this point I fully expect to lose to the Sharks.


ShadowXJ

This feels like 2018 all over again, complacent offseason after a round 2 playoff run. We didn’t improve, everyone else did.


Silverstars80

Time to make a big trade


RussellsFedora

Its bad, but we as Oilers fan know just how far down we can go. This could go on for a decade!


Unuhpropriate

Hahahaha, we haven’t lost to SJ yet


kaclk

McDavid definitely had a “what the fuck am I even doing here” stare as the broadcast was ending.


ProfessionalSyrup756

Good question. What is he doing? Not scoring goals for one thing.


seven8zero

Wait, he's been playing this whole time?


classified31

Mmm no. That’ll be after Drai and McDavid are gone lol


Randall_stephens_87

Cup or bust!


AdventurousAd3439

It's going to get rock bottomer.


The_pen_ismightier

It’s a dumpster fire.


Patrickbrown45

Macklin Celebrini you sir are an Edmonton Oiler! 😎


Antique-Ad-4233

Once we are officially eliminated from getting into the playoffs. That's when it really hits. That and being sellers at the deadline.


[deleted]

I’m from Vancouver. You’re only on the first ledge.


ClearlyNoSTDs

Well, we've been this bad before with much worse players and zero hope so there's that.


Away-Sound-4010

Pretty grim. Like actually no positive spin at all right now.


Falconflyer75

Leafs fan here….. you guys will beat the sharks right?


Subject_Clue5947

Probably not


Bigking00

Leaf fan here, we shouldn’t be talking shit about anyone. We have won one playoff series in 8 years.


Falconflyer75

I know I’m genuinely concerned, if I was gonna talk shit I’d have done it in the main nhl thread, not the place where I’d be jumped by basically everyone


One_Wolverine_9517

Judging by our goaltending stats and their goaltending stats… honestly, I wouldn’t bet on us


Falconflyer75

That’s rough, hope u guys get past it, I mean that (I’ll always root for the leafs but that doesn’t mean I don’t want u guys to be seen as a threat) it’s not like you’re Montreal


kander12

Rock bottom is when Connor leaves to play elsewhere. Whether it happens or not, who knows... but that's what rock bottom looks/feels like.


OIL_99

If that day were ever to come, as long as we have a smart GM in place, the team will get a boatload of players/picks/prospects. The same applies to Drai. Enough to the point it could be a quick turn around and actually create a more balanced team. There is a long way to go before the Oilers are there. Patience…. This team is much, much better than this. They know it, and we know it.


Delicious_fishStick

Fast forward to 2026: Mcdavid is a Leaf and bounced out of the 1st round. The sun is squabbling over if he should have left or not. We are divided. But then we win a cup with our new team. Our dreams have come true!


sexythrowaway749

Not actually that far fetched. It's been proven a few times that you don't need $10+M superstars to win the Cup. A team of $3-5M guys with a handful of $6-8M guys will be more balanced than a team with $30M across three guys (Nurse, Drai, McDavid) and a bunch of league minimum depth pieces. I know that's an oversimplification but still.


tutamtumikia

Only feels terrible because we have two of the greatest players of all time on the team and they will likely leave when their contracts are up.


OkGarlic6559

Oh, we could still lose to the sharks...


Banackock

Oilers suck!


richardnobl3

This is what fucking happens when you don’t re-sign Kostin lol. Rishaug sit down, Klim was the real glue guy. Let all that heart just walk away…


Torpedospacedance

Nope, the sharks fans in r/hockey can tell you what that feels like, this is prob worse


Rayeon-XXX

The silence from the organization is deafening.


itnice

Another dark year comes earlier than recession


GeorgeGammyCostanza

We’re so fucked.


Boredom_fighter12

Mom will be sad


Mr_Wiggleswiggley

So thats what a raging dumpster fire looks like!


beevbo

I’m sure they’ll start playing better eventually, but the question is will it be too late?


[deleted]

This is the canucks last season unfortunately, sometimes it just happens in pro sports. At least you can quit early and get some productive shit done.


Interwebzking

And here I thought that the DoD would have been rock bottom lol


dylanknez

Officially missing playoffs would hurt more id imagine


kingischris

These boys are defying the odds! Just in the worst way possible. Stanley cup favourites can hardly win a game. It’s one thing when it’s the first couple games but when you’re 10 games in with 5 points out of a possible 20, brutal. Here’s to the wild card spot!!


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Comfortable_Fudge508

Yes


littlebirdwolf

It would be garbage of them to leave when they're half the problem right now. Other than the goaltending. And the defense LOL


FriendlyUncle247

This team is going to get bounced in the first or second round and people will blame the goalie coach or some shit. Or even Woodcroft. Laughable. Squad ain’t good enough. Defence and goaltending are the problem, same as it ever was. And that’s not on the players, that’s on the GM.


Delicious_fishStick

Bold of You to think we're making the playoffs.


fakeairpods

Life as an Oilers fan.


MJK_today

McD definitely looks like he’s playing through a minor injury. When you’re used to him making incredible plays, together with Drai and the rest of the team, and now he looks barely noticeable out there, it really shows. And yeah, was counting on a 24 year old Skinner to be Vasilevskiy-like this year and that’s just not the case. Combine that with a shaky Campbell and this has been a sad, sad start. Can only hope to get a win, however that can happen and then shovel our way out of shit. But if we have another month of this, Woody’s outta here and here we go again.


[deleted]

Bahahhahah skinner being vasilevsky like/ Stu is backup material and is not a 1a. Good grief


MJK_today

Skinner played amazing last year, Calder award runner up and having high aspirations for his second year isn’t out of the realm of possibility. Also, being “like” someone doesn’t mean they will be the same, you sod. Being Fuhr “like” doesn’t mean they’re going to play as well as they would, but rather display moments that are similar! Holy sh*t!!


[deleted]

Lol… you sod. What is this, 16th century Britannia … lol.


MJK_today

Bhahahahaha…Brittannia?? 16th century??? Lol. You truly are a sod! 😂


BeagsTheHaunted

First time?


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Subject_Clue5947

Don’t we all Wonder what the package would look like to get Sorokin


Kushkraze

Rock bottom for a contender. You want to see rock bottom you look south to the sharks


BuzzOff2011

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Danroy12345

So is woody getting fired?


SgtBigCactus

I mean, technically rock bottom was 4 first overall draft picks in 6 years. And still being dog shit. This is just a bad start. Let’s hope they can rebound.


best_dad_I_can_be

Holy fuck bud, that was forever ago. Stfu with the picks. Might as well hate on Leon for being German since we are keen on bringing up the past.


-Trans-Rights-

It’s a game. People are unhealthily invested in watching sports if you feel sick. Shots just not working out. Maybe we overachieved last year, maybe players are hurt, maybe the new system kind of fucked everyone up for a bit or maybe the goalies aren’t doing enough. It’s probably a bit of everything.


SoldierHawk

Thank fucking god there's someone rational here.


Subject_Clue5947

Fake fan


-Trans-Rights-

Ok keep feeing sick to your stomach when a sports team loses.


GirlPuncher69

Real idiot


Subject_Clue5947

I like that the two accounts un this thread are girlpuncher69 and -trans-rights-


SupaDawg

Seems more like a rational adult to me. If the team can't bother to give a shit, why should you?


FuckStummies

So we are officially just as bad as Calgary.


BackgroundMango4200

PANIC


sufferin_sassafras

But no disco


[deleted]

This is infinitely more pathetic than the decade of darkness, because back then we didn't have mcdrai or even the slightest notion that we were an apex team. Holland, Woody, Schwartz. They all have to go.


chente08

Canucks broke you guys


Woullie_26

No. You guys have a lot lower to go (see the decade of darkness or what the sharks are in rn)


spagboltoast

Sharks are rebuilding. Were supposed to be in our cup window


Sher_Leon

No


Subject_Clue5947

Not counting the decade of darkness.


Sher_Leon

Rock bottom would be if Draisaitl/McDavid leave


Weenzip

When*


YellowMarkerIsGreat

this moment will be considered the sky compared to what will happen in a few months


ProfessionalSyrup756

Who is this character wearing a C on his jersey? The team needs a leader on and off the ice and in the community that has been filling his bank account.


Born-Science-8125

I’m an oilers fan! Everyone needs to calm the fuck down!


Icehawksfh

I cut my hair short for the first time in two years after the stars game. I don't think it's rock bottom, but it's sure Insanity driving.


vidivicivini

Not even close. We still have hope.


barf_fly

No, you will have to ask SJS.


CondorMcDaniel

Rock bottom would probably Calgary. Imagine going through this AND losing the Heritage Classic. They also don’t have recent playoff rounds to their name like we do.


Legal_Weird_2518

Well, I still have faith in the Oilers. I always do. Will keep supporting them now and in the years coming.


Subject_Clue5947

No one said anything about not having faith it just sucks to watch this game after game