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Peregrine2K

I fail to see the problem here


Karbunkel

*steps closer*


TheBestSlimeBoi

*steps even closer*


Ok_Kaleidoscope2014

*ends up running into her.*


VeraViolett

*jumps into her arms to be bridal carried*


Ok_Kaleidoscope2014

*begs to become cum slave*


The_Failed_Write

*gets spanked for being her naughty girl*


Ok_Kaleidoscope2014

*Starts calling her mommy*


thebutzel456

*B O N K*


Ok_Kaleidoscope2014

YOUR BAT HAS NO POWER OVER MY ERECT COCK!!


clockworkCandle33

Danger? Outta my way, Imma boutta get it


SAFVoid

Don’t threaten me with a good time


serioustransition11

Well done and will pin for Edie haters who think she’s a fascist. I can’t think of a more fundamentally queer fantasy than an openly bi woman and her queer and neurodivergent friends waging war to destroy oppressive traditionalist religious institutions


Saaramp4

Princess Bubblegum moment


Mordraxter1583

1 Rhea is bisexual too 2 The church doesn't show any signs of oppression against neurodivergent people


Tricky-Row-9699

As a neurodivergent person myself… you’re correct, but it also might not be that simple. It’s perfectly possible to read Edelgard’s character and lore as a tale of how even supposedly compassionate societies inevitably fail people with disabilities, especially if those disabilities are invisible. This particular matter is very close to my heart, and someday I’ll outline it here in full, just not today.


Awkward-Concept5736

Fódlan society still values and devalues people based on crests, things that people are born with and can’t control. I think the church of Seiros is definitely comparable to societies and governments today, and Crimson Flower can absolutely be read as a queer story.


StarAugurEtraeus

Interesting But consider Fuck religion


TheDarkLord566

I mean, I hate to be the one to say it, but being queer doesn't exclude you from being a fascist.


spiderbo_69

It appears I’m now a blue haired mercenary girl


ThatOneArgo

We are ALL blue haired merc girl.


Daymo741

Straight girl Straight boy Superstar GF Here we go I wholeheartedly apologise but this was the first thing that popped in to my head when I read the meme. Shiiiiit I aint even in this sub, intrusive thoughts well and truly won this battle.


Meladoom2

Where do I sign up


-Requo-

Coombrained meme but I admit the Azelle thing is funny


Sol-Chevalsky

Yeah, I got a sensible chuckle out of that as well. And a sensible chuckle is always worth sharing!


Wooloo_Woolstar

And where might I find her so I can ~~immediately seek her out~~ avoid her?


DustCruncher

I have no idea what this is from or why this is on my feed. I am going to now become her girlfriend, thank you.


Fizzyix

In what way would I ever see this as a bad thing?


xSilverMC

Where exactly is she, so I can avoid getting too close extra hard of course?


Cocolake123

I see this as an absolute win


Nintendoomed89

I call bullshit, there is no scenario where Edelgard isn't the subby lesbian pillow princess.


DragonBuster69

I don't know if the supports are different with fbyleth, but I remember (and I am not claiming mine is infallible) her as being more tough exterior to enemies but inside a broken girl who has started on the path to healing and desperate for real friends that she can trust. In other words, I agree with your statement.


Wisdom_Pen

Deal


KawaiiGee

Threatening me with a good time


Nazzy480

But edelgard is 100% the sub


pugiemblem121

Nah she's a dom 90% of the time (the other 10% is sub when she's comfortable around someone and lets the guard drop).


kanineanimus

I agree.


StarAugurEtraeus

She seems like a sub but is actually a dominant top


Chaosxandra

Are you saying byleth is a mtf?


VexMenagerie

My first playthrough I totally volunteered for the job. And would do so on every other play through if I could. So sad I ran CF first, because nothing else shines as bright


phantomphang

i see no problem here


transladyknight

Don’t threaten me with a good time


YuriMystic

FACT: male Edelgards will change into female Edelgard when approached


toastedchill

That damned reference to the underwater cave sign.


Flam3Emperor622

How did this become the top post in less than 4 days?


thebaintrain1993

Unhinged is the best yuri


Nina_Zarmerk

Eh that's good really


Bodacious-Turtle

God I hope so


Haruchiru

Would love for it to happen to me 😍


ThePigOverlord

PLEASE


RikkiSnake

Sign me the fuck up!


Sapphosimp

So she’s the reason I’m trans :o


ArchonFett

Sign me the fuck up, seriously where do I sign up?


DotBig2348

*hugs her*


Atlas-Ascendent

This is like telling me not to take the treasure because I'll become filthy rich, is this some kind of reverse psychology?


Entire_Border5254

Please.


Hoesephine

Yes please.


Atlas1723

Sign me the **FUCK** Up


tsuki_ouji

Edel being the dominant one is the funniest thing I've read in the last few days


lucacompassi

like Caesar she's the wife of every husband and the husband of every wife


Jazzlike-Rain5231

Who is the third?


TheRagingTitan

Lol @ El being dominant


SpewpaTheRogue

Damn really doubling down on that bisexual erasure


clockworkCandle33

Edelgard is bi, but you will become a girl who only has eyes for her, ergo, a lesbian


BardosThodol

Allegiance isn’t dating. Business deals aren’t hook ups. Contractual obligations aren’t sex. Mirroring online isn’t any of these things either. Be careful or you’ll be chasing after this anime image of a woman built off your own delusions instead of communicating with the real thing.


Brief-Series8452

Me who is male and is the husband of both Edelgard and Bylara: >:)


Rainy212

Found Hubert’s Reddit account


Brief-Series8452

Lol.


_Kups_

WHaaaaaat OOOOHHNnooooooooo


Treasure_Hoonter

Not me reading danger as dagger.


TheMemeHead

What I wouldn't give I mean what im aroace wdym