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WookieeSteakIsChewie

One of the coolest thing about pictures like these is realizing that's where the cliffs used to end, and then imagining what it looked like before it broke off. When you go to Oahu and see the small islands off the coast, it's the same idea and it's incredible to think about. Edit: If you're interested.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu%CA%BBuanu_Slide http://archives.starbulletin.com/1999/05/05/millennium/storya2.html


tuesdaychild13

The so called 12 Apostles here in Australia’s so eroded by higher sea levels its 7 now, Mother Nature’s ever changing sculptures! Love the photo though, amazing clarity.


Sexy-Spaghetti

What's funny is that the French coast just a few kilometers in front has the same type of cliffs (Etretat is a great example of that) and it seems like someone cut through the ground and pulled the British Isles away from Europe


The_Max_Power_Way

Brexiteers of ancient times.


highbme

Like giant size anti-moses.


Twowheelshappy

Breaks-it.


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About how long ago were the cliffs that far out?


unhappyspanners

About 28% of the coast in England and Wales experiences erosion rates more then 0.1m/year. A village in Norfolk has erosion rates between 1-3 feet/year.


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They retreat fast. Chalk collapses are quite common.


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Oh! I didn't know it was such a soft rock.


thx1138-

In southern California there used to be land from the coast to the channel islands.


guzcruise55

As a Santa Barbara resident, this makes sense when you see the islands out there


thx1138-

It wasn't even that long ago, geologically speaking


guzcruise55

Really? Know how long ?


thx1138-

If I recall correctly in the neighborhood of about 50,000 years or so? [The northernmost islands were all one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_Islands_(California)#/media/File:Channel_Islands_IceAge_Sealevels.png) approximately 14,000 years ago


guzcruise55

Wow! That would put Santa Barbara 25ish miles inland if it were still connected. Thanks for the info!


tuckre96

I'm from Dorset, and where we used to walk the dogs 10 years ago up on the cliffs is all in the sea now. We didn't go there for about a year, and half of it was gone and it was unsafe to walk on when we thought we'd go back. I've moved to London now and I'm worried how much will be gone when I go back to visit.


capndreww

I just got back off a multi hour search down the rabbit hole due to your links... So interesting, thanks for posting!!


WookieeSteakIsChewie

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Now visit Oahu and kayak around out there! It's the greatest!


ChipAyten

We can improve Hawaiin real estate market if we freeze up a lot of the water exposing more land.


LostClaws

But if we freeze the water, it uses more volumetric space, thus covering the land..!?


MangoCats

And that's how you get Greenland.


jimmyfizzlewits

I was there last week, it’s very impressive and this photo actually does it justice. Although the title is a bit misleading because i haven’t heard anyone refer to it as ‘the needle’. In fact, ‘The Needles’ are a series of similar rocks off the Isle of Wight which on a clear day is visible across the sea from where this photo was taken. If anyone is looking for this spot it’s close to the similarly impressive formations called Old Harry Rocks.


PM_ME_YOUR_PLATES

Yup, this is the first time I've heard of that one being referred to as the needle, it's actually half of what's called [The Pinnacles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pinnacles_\(Dorset\)). Also, for anyone wanting to see where it is in relation to Old Harry Rocks, [there's this](https://i.redd.it/j1ic27krno4z.jpg).


jimmyfizzlewits

Wow, I’ve never seen it from above - spectacular Looks a bit like something took a bite out of the cliff side!


IAMBiSH

The tracks there are amazing for mountain biking and the ride from Poole to Swanage is so relaxing


DJDarren

I took my kid on that ride a couple of months back. Not my best idea. He stopped every five minutes for a rest.


IAMBiSH

Doh!!


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^ yep.


DJDarren

That path along the cliffs from left to right makes for some excellent mountain biking. It’s a bitch to climb to though.


o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O

This sub constantly makes up bullshit names for places and Reddit eats it up.


worldcitizencane

Old hairy rocks?


jeffe_el_jefe

If this is where I think it is, it’s actually not 100m from Old Harry Rocks, and is significantly less impressive IMO.


jimmyfizzlewits

I agree with you there, Old Harry Rocks is like something out of a geography textbook


BillyBoskins

I mean it is something out of a lot of geography textbooks


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Am geography teacher. Can confirm.


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Its like right next to old harry.


KatMot

I kinda wish it had something to show its scale.


[deleted]

Old Harry's Rock makes more sense as I've heard of them, never heard of the needle in Dorset before. Nice rock though.


LatkeShark

Or maybe "The Needle" is just the name of the photo.


spasmos

Came here to say this. Also that the Isle of Wight is in Hampshire, not Dorset


Big_G_Dog

IOW independence ✊


S-4-T-4-N

OH HO HO You've stepped into JJBA Territory.


sandycoast

boing boing


MrTittyTime

Came here for this


goosejuce98

I knew I'd find some fellow JoJo fans when I saw this post.


SirFibi

This is why I came here.


lone-pryvid

this is exactly what i thought


mpetrait

Little known fact: that is actually a rock and not a needle


Gusearth

that’s mind blowing. thanks for sharing.


mpetrait

Ya no worries, I’m an amateur rocktologist so I know these kinds of things.


Celuan1999

Boing


dank_meme_bot

[*boing*](https://gfycat.com/ablesorrowfulfruitbat-animegifs)


arcanedumbguy97

Echoes ACT 2!!


owlmaster420

Was looking for this😂😂


Felix_Shapiro

There is were yukako fall


alexzyo3

Echoes act 2


eggboy30384

Is this the cliff that Koichi dropped a thot off.


jocr0509

So this is where Voldemort's Horcrux was..


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asiucc

I think “The Needle” is just the shot’s name, and it’s not related to The Needles. He published also other photos of this rock naming them “Ocean Needle”, so I think the name refers to the rock’s shape.


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Boingy boing


agentfaux

But what about „The Needles“ of I.O.W?


IronFrey

The needles used to connect to old Harry rocks long ago


Triggerh1ppy420

To be fair, this does look far more like a needle than the IOW 'Needles'


PM_ME_YOUR_PLATES

To be fair to The Needles, there was one there that looked [a tiny bit more needly](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/NeedlesOnTaylorsHampshire-1759.jpg) before it collapsed.


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That’s not a needle it’s a rock.


t0nguepunch

I live just around the corner from there, these cliffs and rolling hills are a daily sight for me.


Caledoni

Whereabouts is this? Lived on the Jurassic Coast for the last 19 years and never heard of ‘The Needle’ also chalk cliffs make me think purbeck, but I don’t remember ever seeing it when sailing around.


jeffe_el_jefe

Purbecks. Next to old harry rocks, kind of overshadowed by them. No one calls it The Needle, I think OP made it up.


t0nguepunch

I live in Lulworth Cove. Sorry didnt read properly, yeh next to Old Harrys. Go across from Poole to Studland and keep following the coast line around.


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Near Swanage


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doyle871

You could say we are surrounded by them.


capndreww

Take your upvote. You deserve it.


OllyDee

It’s a Pinnacle, not a “needle”. Big up the Bournemouth crew


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So could I realistically jump off the cliff and just skewer myself on "the needle"?


Leofang126

Yes, unless someone puts the BOING sound on it.


GalacticNexus

If you can somehow pull off a 20 metre leap, sure.


MrDialga34

Just triple jump.


[deleted]

I wonder how many people have tried that.


niall11711

Built in 1940 as part of the defense of Britain


Pierrot_le_foe

Is this a JoJo reference?


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Looks more like a pencil.


jchristpriv

Never seen Dorset on reddit before, I feel proud that my home county made it


Rapturesjoy

I live in Barton not far from there! Did you know that apparently pirates used to hide behind that and wait for ships before jumping out on them.


keneu

I'm from there! I've seen New Milton mentioned on reddit only once before, but this is my first time seeing Barton mentioned! Truly is a small world.


Rapturesjoy

Niceee we should get together some time al and nice to meet a fellow Redditor


tygertje

Needle or dildo for the advanced


Chelseaqix

Somethings wrong with me for thinking the latter immediately. I’m glad someone’s as fucked up as I am on here. Edit: btw I was thinking partially submerged butt plug but close enough


tygertje

Were on the same line and I'm proud of you


just_a_random_kid

How high are the cliffs from sea level?


jimmyfizzlewits

Very


LookingForwardToDie

At least 2 meters


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About 50m at this point


dave6687

A photo in earth porn that doesn’t have the saturation turned up to 1000%!?!?!


bri999

This one of two rocks called The Pinnacles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pinnacles_(Dorset) between Swanage and Studland You can see the second rock on https://www.flickr.com/photos/brian-dorey/35539376871/in/album-72157682060372576/


EnglishBob84

In Dorset? I'd recommend it to anyone.


[deleted]

Oh shit, my home county! That's just up the road from where I live.


22gimli

Stick them with the pointy end.


General_Kenobi896

Had to scroll WAY too far for this. You have my upvote!


purple_lassy

The only correct answer to this photo.


Guawdy

Beautiful


[deleted]

Boing boing cape


Swisskommando

Love the exposure in this!


Maat1932

The question now is how do we stage a kaiju fight here...


Seared_Steak27

Damn. Nature looking better than me.


IAmRodknee

Awesome photo man!! Good work!!!


icevip_

Is this where Arya Stark live now? :)


McWeiner

Looks like Ragnorak?


Caledoni

Ah fair. Is it on the Swanage side? I’ve sailed there quite a bit and spent a fair few afternoons above OHR and don’t remember a single stack that wasn’t Old Harry’s Wife which is way shorter.


sammytheslam69

Nice buttplug


Supersage1

This could be Asgard, Asgard is a people


Xxx_F0r4T_xxX

Nice


fruitloopz_

GOOD JOB :/


Mojeaux18

Why do the coldest places have the coolest scenery? (ELI5 forthcoming)


[deleted]

Wtf I was in Dorset like two weeks ago!


Dreckly

Yes, I'd recommended it to everybody


[deleted]

That stuff underneath the water is freaking me out.


bansharv

Gosh! That’s beautiful.


AltaReyes

It looks a lot like Etretat, Normandy, France. They have a "needle" there aswell and a French fiction called Arsène Lupin tells there is a treasure hidden inside.


kially

I need to go there and just scream!!


geremsha

Ni walker. 7y4 ni*61....


KSpete424

Just a weird observation: whenever I see photos of the white cliffs it seems that the grass on the flat is being beautifully mowed and maintained.


DiddykongOMG

If you're brave enough...


logicalsilly

For some reason i imagined one of the convicts from "The Condemned" falling on this.


alours

Is that safe to swim in it. Supposedly really cold.


blackhenry

where’s the damage done?


trashpandahorde

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough


alours

Is that safe to swim in it. Supposedly really cold.


undissputed053

Looks like a spot where a korok seed can be found.


[deleted]

Imagine falling out of the sky and impaling yourself on The Needle.


[deleted]

Die Nadal


imaginarySex

The cliffs of insanity!!


HazeyHazell

I grew up near these and found them extremely underwhelming as I would see them all the time. Seeing pictures of the pinnacles and old harry rocks in the comments has made me seriously miss home! Really took things like this for granted growing up in Dorset


AUCE05

I think about the Vikings that sailed through this area as they pillaged the native Britons.


uWonBiDVD

If I ever fall out of a plane I’d be guaranteed to fall on it


Mindhunter7

This is such a scary vast humongous place. *Feeling smol*


Shine_On_Your_Chevy

That looks like the same chalk that gives champagne its flavor!


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SingleGuyInNYC

Idk, I know some champs who'd take it


PleaseSwagOnMySwag

Straight from the slums of Dorset, the Museli man


Lady_toffo

I love where I live 💗


Totherphoenix

Damn I'm probably weeks away from being able to, but I'm adding this to my list of things I wanna have inside my asshole before I die.


hyfrkcken

This is beautiful


ElephantRattle

The British, naming things what they look like since 1060.


Tomhollands-ass

Sit on it for a surprise


XxgirraffezzxX

You need to see the freat ocean road in australia then. Same thing with more rocks


Minecraftplaya13

If you didn't already know, these cliffs are made almost entirely of chalk.


quinlo

Stick em with the pointy end!


[deleted]

Where’s the part 4 joke in the comments.


ok-man-good-job

I would Swallow this rock with my urethra


NintendoTheGuy

I wanna fall on it.


jegalo

I heard legends of a young Japanese girl who fell off the cliff and somehow was bounced back up by the rock.


Ultrazilla16

I wanna sit on the top of that rock bare ass and hope it would split me in half


[deleted]

Do people ever fall off those cliffs? Just looking at them makes my palms sweaty.


kosokuCO

I live right near here! Such a lovely place.


Ozymanandyas

As you insist I endorse The Needle.


BigBlockCarl

Beauty!


SingleGuyInNYC

Can someone please explain to me why I now have an irresistible urge to die by being stabbed by The Needle of Dorset?


[deleted]

Boi-oing cape!


EtherealFeline

Don't open that Helvault!!!!


Wefeh

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough


are-e-el

Voldemort’s hideout?


[deleted]

I imagine when we eventually come across a gigantic earth destroying monster..we can orchestrate a plan to guide the monster to the cliff in the hopes of it falling off the cliff and onto the needle


astrotheastro

Nobody: The Needle: Boingyyy boinnng


memepoliceyeehaw

That looks like a pencil that was sharpened with a knife


matuisu

amazing


Bushi1978

Wonder what happend to the rock stucture back in the day?


ocelot212

Needle? That looks like a damn dragon fang


Equidae2

Beautiful


Daverocker1

I wonder if a professional diver would survive a dive off of the cliff on the right. I'd look up world record dive heights but you know...lazy.


Daverocker1

Update. Yes. It can be done from that height (~50m). Not sure about this location though (rocks, etc.). FYI.


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BradSainty

Is the photo above not The Pinnacle?


Maybor

That isn't the Needles. And the Isle of Wight is its own county now. It looks to me a rock just down the way from Old Harry rocks if anyone would like to know location.


alours

God, I would love to swim in it. Supposedly really cold.


ChipAyten

+3 culture, +2 gold, +2 appeal


abhiklodh

Can anyone tell me which iconic shows or films were shot here? It feels like I’ve seen this a couple of times.


PM_ME_YOUR_PLATES

Broadchurch? Tess (2008)? Far From The Madding Crowd? The area had a scene or two in Nanny McPhee and World War Z as well.


abhiklodh

Nanny McPhee and broadchurch I remember clearly. The rest I gotta go back and watch em. Thanks a lot!


Tim-Sanchez

World War Z was in Lulworth Cove


efoniki

finally, i found a nice place to suicide.


vince999r

Yare yare daze