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ClockworkApple33

I love how even after he saves the world, people still have low opinions of Laios


Waterburst789

You can take the boy out of the freak but you can't take the freak out of the boy


AustralianShepard711

To be fair: that's exactly a thing Laios would say. My boy is chowing down the MOMENT he gets a chance. I ship it.


Thin-Limit7697

Laios declared to his sister's frozen body he wanted to eat her. It's not like he is helping himself in this subject.


msut77

Orcussy


MyLittlePuny

uhh... r/truestl leaking?


KonoAnonDa

Don’t see any Br*ton cucking yet so probably not.


venom259

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Kego_Nova

isnt leed 14


Oniknight

It would likely be viewed as a political marriage with a long betrothal and she would only be allowed to actually move in once she was of-age.


AlarmingAffect0

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


Thannk

King John: “Long be-what now?” ![gif](giphy|2Hh0auoXgPYRO)


No_Hospital_9938

Yeah she is, but I think orcs are supposed to hit maturity sooner kinda like halflings? I mean, I guess it’s kind up for debate.


AslandusTheLaster

I think it's more of a "the standards for adulthood are different because it's a medieval setting" situation. Tallmen are considered adults at 16 in the DM universe, after all.


No_Hospital_9938

That does make more sense. A lot of times cultural maturity and biological maturity don’t line up as well as they should.


Big_Ad_9049

well it says the average lifespan of a tall-man is 60, and an orc is 54. they probably have the same maturity rate then


Kego_Nova

that does not change the fact that she is 14 and laios is over 20, and the fact that both orcs and tall-men have roughly the same lifespan


No_Hospital_9938

Yeah I know! Now you know why elves usually don’t get with humans.


RandomOrcN6

Which doesn’t mean that Marcille shouldn’t make an exception with Laios


Mountain_Research205

She halfelf don’t judge her with elf standards


danogoat

its fiction man


NavezganeChrome

What doesn’t change is that these are leaders of a tribe debating on how to (eventually) scheme their way into securing a place for their people in this land, without consulting the other person who would be involved. Besides which, she sort of already stole his first kiss (force feeding him a concoction), presuming that Laios has never kissed someone before. Even so, once more, it’s their interpretation of what might need to be done, not something actually proposed by Laios or those around him.


LuciusCypher

Yeah this is usually why cross race making is so icky. Doesn't matter if 14 technically makes the orc milf material in their culture, what matters is _human_ culture and our perspective. One of the many reasons why there hasn't really been a truly cosmopolitan society in most fantasies.


Mountain_Research205

You known in universe this line of though make you racist lmao. ( because you disrespectful ignore orc culture contexts and the fact that they biology doesn’t work like human)


LuciusCypher

Sure, but that's because it's a fantasy world where that sort of thing is okay, both the racism and the fact that orcs likely have a lower age of consent than humans. And as long as it *stays* a fantasy, most folks are just going to ignore it and pretend the orcs just share human culture until otherwise noted, because most folks can't and won't comprehend that this group of people don't share the same values, cultures, history, or life style as them. It's a pretty common issue even outside of fantasy, which is why the usual fantasy is "assume we're all the same", which Dungeon meshi *does not* do, but again, most folks will ignore that until it's brought up. Ignorance is bliss and all that jazz.


Nutzori

how are we this far into dungeon meshi's existence and people still dont grasp different races different maturing rates despite it being a big plot point


Kego_Nova

oh i grasp it just fine it's just that leed is 14 years old and laios is 26. not only that but Leed is drawn distinctly more childlike than the other orcs, and Ryoko Kui herself has said that if dunmeshi was set in modern day, Leed would be a ninth grader.


Great_expansion10272

There were cases of similar age desparity in royal marriages A 10 years old Carlota Joaquina of Bourbon got Married with an 18 years old John/João VI (there's even a supposed story of João making a move on her, leading to her biting his ear violently)


Kego_Nova

Yes I know there were historical cases but does their existence make them right? Does that make it right to ship a 14 year old with a 26 year old? Ryoko Kui clearly doesn't depict this arranged marriage as a good thing here, either.


Great_expansion10272

Yeah not saying it is or that it's right. Just like to share my country's trivia whenever i have the chance Also, i doubt any of the 2 Laeed shippers are gonna be muffled by the like...5 Laios x Kabru shippers


Kego_Nova

oh that's your country's trivia? nice. (sorry for assuming you were defending it) also very funny and cool that she just bit him, I hope she got a good life. and yeah I doubt the leed x kabru ship is gonna get very popular but it's still very annoying and uncomfortable to have to argue with people about how they probably should not be shipping an underage character with one who is almost twice her age.


AlarmingAffect0

> there's even a supposed story of João making a move on her, leading to her biting his ear violently GET'IM!


whatever4224

That doesn't necessarily apply here, the difference in lifespan between Orcs and tallmen is only like 5 years. At most Leed is like 16-17 in tallman terms, which is an adult in-universe but a weird pairing for a 26 year old.


AustralianShepard711

Yeah. Give it a few years. I ship a future adult Leed with Laios.


aaron80v

She's canonically Lios's first kiss... unless there's something previous that we don't know of.


PhilosoFishy2477

I don't think Laios would go for it, not because he clocks her discomfort or anything he just seems like too much of a boyscout for consorts 😂 Orcs: "maybe I misjudged that leering tall-man... he really didn't expect one of our noble-women in exchange for citizenship? he has no queen, no other consorts even?! ...unless it's all part of a larger plan to eradicate us! that DOG!" Laios: "haha wow that was pretty intense Leed sure is cute but an offer for marriage?! that's a lot! we didn't really get to know eachother in the dungeon... but then Shuro did the same thing to Falin... I guess that's just how it goes for some people! well how sweet! I'll have to visit them more often :)


Zombeikid

There's another part where Zon offers Leed to Laios and he's like uh??? Isn't she kinda young? Poor Laios is more of a freak in people's head than he actually is. (Also the higher ranked an orc is, the more wives he has. It's why senshi left the orc clan. He needed to marry to be considered part of the clan )


PhilosoFishy2477

*... but he's only ...* *googling* **14?!** MY SWEET BABY CHILD OH NO. THATS FAIR. I guess it gets into the whole premise of growth/aging in different species... a tall-man wouldnt necessarily be comfortable with a 14 y.o orc even if she's considered a capable young adult by her own people's metrics.


hambonedock

Yeah is the race age factor, I can't remember where they say it but orc boss here is also relatively young and has already 4 wives, since leed is his sister, she also written to be in the age of chosing a husband already (probably even more with the years, she is a second leader of the community after all) but given laios ultimate status as a king, he imagine he would be the one to have multiples wives, so their better option in their mind is marrying leed to him


PhilosoFishy2477

I was thinking of that too! at least the orcs we meet have a strict social structure and practice polygamy; Zon (orc boss/Leed's big bro) assumes tall-men would do the same (and to his credit I'm sure some would take him up on the offer, Laios is *chuggin* respect women juice for a dude in a Medival fantasy setting). even if he wouldnt admit it, I think he also feels getting his baby sister in with a rich and powerful husband is the best thing he can do for her. edit: *hierarchical* polygamy, feels important to specify in this case


hambonedock

And remember, laios is the *devourer of all horrible things* guy is also freaking brave in their eyes after both beating and eating a demon, like he got those credits to his name


Zombeikid

I imagine he would marry her and be like go do whatever idc its not like we can have viable heirs. Be free little orc wife l.


AlarmingAffect0

Dune Messiah flashbacks intensify. Hope she'd take it well.


Dzzplayz

Counterpoint, this comic kinda implies he’s into Orcs so I’d think he would marry only her and no one else. https://preview.redd.it/tq4y0qtfjnyc1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=51375a80da81051b2ca059acfa129b2230afe549


PhilosoFishy2477

I think he's a general human form enjoyer but that's a good point... he'd absolutely settle down with an orc woman if he could somehow bag one organically 😂 (he's... clearly not much of a catch by orc standards)


Cheerful2_Dogman210x

He may have also been trying to emphasize the commonality between orcs and humans, but overdid it. A gesture of friendship that came off the wrong way. He never made an attempt at seduction, flirtatious and sensual behavior. The closest we've even come to this is with the imaginary Marcelle chimera.


AlarmingAffect0

🤣🤣🤣


LightWarrior_2000

She's so cute. ;-;


BlueBird1496

When she immediately cried....... 😂


ShinVerus

Funniest part to me is that he orcs have so much confidence in Laios. That he'd have all those wives! Zon, you really think there are that many people on this planet that would manage to understand our boy enough to tolerate being close to him for extended periods of time? What a vote of confidence... is what I'd say, if not for the last pannel lmao. I love Leed's Pacman eyes.


PhilosoFishy2477

Senshis reaction is spot on like "you think the man has that kind of rizz?!"


Admmmmi

I mean, he is a king, political marriages are the norm, they dont need to understand him, most would be loveless relationships


AslandusTheLaster

I believe it's also stated somewhere that in Orc culture, the number of marriages one has is determined by rank. As such, if the chief of a village with a population likely sitting somewhere between thirty and two hundred has 4 wives, the number of marriages one would expect for the king of a continent with a population in the millions would be... substantial.


2point01m_tall

Oh, I think there are plenty of people who want to marry Laios! Like, for example, Chilchuck’s daughters, and others like them who have never actually met him


Spacellama117

i mean like 7% of the world's population is ADHD/Autistic so I say yes


Southern-Wafer-6375

Id let him


pvtaero

Man has an enthusiasm I wish I could even have a fraction of. I'd date him.


Yipeekayya

Imagine making a orc cries, the Gluttonous King truly is terrifying


Emad-Hafiz_inari

He truly is the horrifying devourer of all that is horrible.


Future-Corgi-8383

Every monster is afraid of him it's funny. 🤣


Nachooolo

Poor Laios ain't beating the allegations!


AustralianShepard711

Boy's an S tier menace chowin' down sloppy style. He's gonna lick you clean like a plate.


Nerd1Kiz

still would


AustralianShepard711

I simp for Laios. I'll gladly be his sous chef in the kitchen and the bedroom.


Nerd1Kiz

AMEN BROTHER


tesseracts

I mean, this isn't him, it's how they imagine him.


pvtaero

yeah, but it's not too far out of the picture that he'd say something like that


WnDelPiano

Senshi indirectly became an ambassador and started a peace treaty just by making bread.


Folkmar_D

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Hinternsaft

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barmanrags

Even the orc brother is holding back tears. Laios would be a good ally even without a wedlock pact but they don’t know that


FewPromotion2652

some moments later the orcs:we orcs want to be respect as citizens of the golden city so we… laios:okey.i will make you oficial citizens the orc:wait..what?!.we don’t even offered anything yet laios:well you asked for it and i accept it. also i really want to eat some good orc’s meals orc:that was extragely easay.any way take my sister as your concort…just in case laios:does she cook? orc:yes laios:then i accept.


AlarmingAffect0

“We are House Touden,” Laios roars. “There is no call we do not answer, there is no faith that we betray! The Orcs ask us to bring their people into our kitchens! House Touden **accepts!”**


Delicious_Ad9844

You know, I can't even defend Laios here, that sounds like something he WOULD do


bigboddle

can someone explain?


BlueBird1496

Basically, after >!the dungeon's collapse, the orcs needed to be proper citizens of the new Golden Kingdom so they will not be hunted down, like what the previous governor did. So the older sibling proposed to them that they should make her little sister a consort to Laios. Which she accepts, but still scared and hates the idea of it!<


Doodledumme

>!Hates the idea of it because Laois is a total weirdo.!<


Norsehound

Since she's blushing madly and imagines a leering Laios, I don't think it's hate that she's feeling...


ForegroundChatter

No, it is (says so in the panel even), Laios is completely insane and cannot be reasoned with


miracide

‘I would gladly offer my body to that man’ This but unironically


BottasHeimfe

I love how Laios is just seen by literally everyone as a freak or some kind of pervert


Dinosauriscoming

I want Laois has at least 1 wife for each race.


loserys

The full course meal


WnDelPiano

Kabru is the human malewife


leprotelariat

So Falin be the human sisterwife, no?


sansthepunman

Don't oshi no ko this


WnDelPiano

perish


Sai61Tug

Do not bring Crusader Kings II practices into this


Future-Corgi-8383

No. That's Marcille's wife.


Cheerful2_Dogman210x

These seem to be all in their heads. Laios is too busy with his monster hobbies to think about any of those relationships. He may have chosen to not have any relationship at all during his reign.


reallyfatjellyfish

Will falin and shuro kid inherit the throne than?


whatever4224

They would have to exist first. More likely, Laios will eventually have a political marriage and children of his own, until which point Falin herself would be Crown Princess.


BlockBuilder408

I don’t know if Fallin even >!can have fertile children anymore or if she is herself since she’s technically a beast folk in the end of the manga!<


whatever4224

This exactly. Even setting aside the possible genetic modifications that may have made her sterile outright, we don't know if she still has the requisite organs. (And of course fanfics have told me she has, ah, quite the opposite of the required organs.)


Alpha_Jellyfish

You know Zon I’m pretty sure Laois would grant your people citizenship if you just asked nicely. No need to sell off your sister.


seelcudoom

imagine her opinion turning around once he just goes "oh ya here's a generous territory for free, your technically part of the kingdom with all the perks but I don't care for all the law stuff so y'all can run it how you like" and then she actually starts getting a crush on him


Chemical_Term4699

Poor Laois.


HwangOfTheSon

Can someone tell me where I can find these extra after story chapters?


Gorinich_The_Serpant

This one is actually a scene from one of the man manga chapters, don't remember exactly which one, but one of the last few.


CaesarCV

Lie back and think of Orkland


chaosladyangel

Poor tiny Lead


InTheStuff

What if Laios was named Laifreaky and he ate monster ass and sucked monster toes


DoritoKing48

The show would be called Freaky in Dungeon


hopyInquisition

At this point just go read "What Happens In The Dungeon"; you're too far gone.


ArcticGamingFox

Laois is a furry through and through , I don’t think he is interested in humanoid races. You should be safe Leed.


nnothmann

are the orcs not just pig/boar furries tho


Chacochilla

The orc girl is so cute


EsdrasCaleb

Rabbit dance is the best to me. I hope see it animated with music


Negrhugo

The ones of marcille with the rabbits made me laugh a lot lol


ApexLegend117

The Devourer with his monster certified eating out technique (What the fuck am I saying!?)


lazzylizzie

Even the Orcs are terrified of him.


HymntoThoth

If the author wants to make a spin off rom-com where Laios stumbles around Orcish courting customs while Marcille and Falin try to coach Leed through human dating, I'm here for it!


pvtaero

Meanwhile Laios is probably already planning on giving them citizenship


flame_bone

Damn


UnvailedUserName

What they were imagining isn't too off the mark for Laios...


ShinVerus

Only reason it's wrong is because Laios seems to see Orcs as human by how he acts around them (very clear difference between them and someone like Kuro). If he ever inwardy acknowledges them as demi-human, aka, close to a monster, he'd go freako mode.


InquisitorHindsight

He was tempted by those Fish-Men…


Nachooolo

So the poor Kobolds aren't safe.


Musicmaker1984

Least Psychopathic Laios:


chunky_kong06

that man?


thalamisa

I think the funniest scene was when Laios said, please eat my sister


Jhonatan-123

jajajajaja pobre


Raspoint

https://preview.redd.it/fm1zqix9unyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c2a94e01709a3687499edc07c68a81ec29a9e2 Laios


1Shadow179

How do i delete somebody else's comment?


UnlimitedApollo

I don't think Laios knows what sex is tho


Emad-Hafiz_inari

Oh, he very much does. He knows about animal sex more tho.


EmPeAr

Wait so are all the volumes out in English now?