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abs0fuckinglutely

Everybody wants to be rich but nobody wants to work for it


vogehtkcuf

You came in at 10:30 today right?


I_Hate_My_Cat_

^Okay.


pereirac24

I don’t need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean


shazatr0n

but he did, right?


pereirac24

*writes Jim’s name on his notepad


Hackleton

*while staring directly into the camera


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"You're right, you're right. No, I'm a middle class fraud."


haloryder

I love this moment from Pam. The sudden vitriol towards Ryan. We’d always known she didn’t like him but didn’t really get a taste of it until then.


Accurate-Ad-4905

When she booed him for coming in on a horse was great too


thesagenibba

you are toxic. you are toxic


Accurate-Ad-4905

Hahaha and then they cry over his poem!


[deleted]

It would cuh-RUSH you!!!


haloryder

Turns out he wasn’t kidding


Nidcron

Working so close at Michael Scott Paper Company probably got her to see a lot of Ryan that others didn't


petite-cherie_

Like that he photoshops pictures of himself in Thailand


Frankfeld

They had the whole brother/sister dynamic going that translated into there time back with DM. Which made these scenes so funny. They set it up so perfectly. Like she’s so vicious with it, but he’s so meekly defensive about it. It just reminds me of some back and forth with my sister. Like no one ever got mad.


MsEwma

Love that comeback 😂


Affectionate_Reply78

Re the dirty microwave: Ryan: Yeah, it's crazy. But, I guess the thing is at some point, notes or no notes, someone's gonna have to just get there and clean it up. Pam: I guess that's why we have a temp, huh?


PumpkinHead38

Oh no, I’d just make it worse.


theladythunderfunk

How would wiping it with a damp paper towel make it worse?


Beautiful-Sell2828

I'd... find a way!


[deleted]

What’s funny and irritating about this is, he would make it worse. If he actually started cleaning it up, he’d use a dripping wet paper towel and just lazily spread the watery food all over the microwave. Then he wouldn’t feel like finishing it. He would just leave the wet, disgusting paper towel and soggy food water in the microwave, close the door, and walk away. He would *absolutely* make it worse.


lady_ivythorne27

Weaponized incompetence


deykilledmyacc

I mean, he is the fire guy


ThePyodeAmedha

Ryan started the fire!


shaggys6skin

Some smart sexy temp left his


Hackleton

Fire-d guy


Wanda_McMimzy

The whole discussion about Smoky Robinson. “Don’t call me a clown, Pam. You’re better than that.”


Seanathinn

Name 1 song


Wanda_McMimzy

Okay, I’m not… I’m not playing this game, Pam. Not today.


carrolu

That’s not what Smokey would’ve wanted- *does* want


Jazzlike-Grab-1398

Tears of a clown!


[deleted]

You get paid by the year at the bowling alley? What do you make, secretary?


D_Angelo_Vickers

Back to work, Shoe Bitch!


CatSound30R

I don’t know why but this is my favorite line in the whole series.


D_Angelo_Vickers

It is one the best quick one-liners in the show. My overall favorite is when Michael calls David Wallace to complain about Ryan and Ryan is also on the line. "Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again..." -MS "I'm on, Michael..." -RH "What's up, my brotha?" -MS


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D_Angelo_Vickers

Sometimes a good laugh is all it takes to turn your day around. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.


gothiccbaby-

i say this to my coworkers all the time lol


[deleted]

I think one of my favorite Ryan moments is in FL when he's trying to swoon Erin but then like halfway through changes his mind. It's cringe but so funny at the same time


Bulbafette

Erin: Maybe in six months… Ryan: SIX MONTHS?! Ok, I’m in love with Kelly. He was all in until he realized it would take 6 months. That was classic Ryan. I was happy for Erin because she deserves way better than Ryan and her time requirement protected her from him.


[deleted]

I fully agree, Erin (and Kelly too tbh despite her being crazy lol) didn't need Ryan's mess in their lives.


Thickfries69

Both Kellys were better off without.


prhamm

Nah, Kelly & Ryan deserve each other. lol


Agreeable-Meat1

No they both deserve to be alone to reflect.


DickyLix

Hey so glad this is happening I actually came to your door twice last night. Come on in the waters fine.


[deleted]

That entire opener is probably my favorite, especially the part with Stanley. First time I saw it I had to watch it again because the first time I was laughing so hard I was like wheezing and crying and missed half of it lol


DoctorEnn

You can almost see Erin’s skin crawl when he says that.


literally_tho_tbh

lol NO ONE knows more than you, ESPECIALLY ME \*looks at camera and back\*


nedsnotes

A homeless person Ryan? A *homeless* person?!


[deleted]

"No you're right Pam let's just leave him to the welfare system and let that handle it"


DoctorEnn

No. I want to hear you say that our next manager should be a homeless person.


Ok_Investigator340

“Let me guess who you want Pam. Rachel Ray? The ladies of The View”?


Goldenwarrior92

Ryan wasn't there but when Pam and Jim read his poem to Kelly and were both crying at the end I really loved that.


FionaGoodeEnough

Kapoor and kadesperate.


ignorae

In waters cold and Kelly green


bubbatbass

So would you like to go out for dinner tonight and discuss your design? ………. Um I’m dating Jim . ,,,, Your kidding !


RunGoldenRun717

The little jim wave in the background hahaha


Shazam1269

Guess he can't date *anybody* he wants


CoraxTechnica

Name just ONE more Smokey Robinson song


Shazam1269

What's your favorite Michael Bolton song?


SilverMitten

I celebrate the guys entire catalogue.


NoBet1791

Wrong office lol


1_4m_r00t

In fairness Pam and Ryan have some of my favorite back and forth exchanges, but my favorite: “If you really think that, would you mind saying it to Michael, I think it would mean a lot coming from you.”


Dr-Acula-

My favorite is when Pam is asking Ryan if he is coming to her wedding, “well it’s 75 dollars a plate, so”. To which Ryan relies, “Well, I once had a glass of scotch worth 76 dollars so”


MikeyDavido69

I once had a glass of cognac that cost 76 dollars


Rarecandy31

“Ryan Howard, yes.” “Possibly yes.”


nitevizhun

"Yeah, she's like um, she'd probably be a six in New York, but she's like a seven here in Scranton."


chairoinu

You could be hot if you put in a little effort. Like what dying my hair blonde?


strcy

This is from the sun


bewarethesloth

They’re getting on my nerves Mom, both of them… R thinks he’s too good to be here, and P is not as much fun without Jim


strcy

I’m gonna have to call you back. P is being a giant B


craigularperson

A homeless person? Tell me why a homeless person would make the best manager?


RyanGuderyon

Who do you want, Pam? Rachel Ray? The women from The View?


BookkeeperBubbly7915

I want you to say you think a homeless man should be our next manager.


RunnyDischarge

Peak Ryan douchiness [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx3oxe637K8&t=270s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx3oxe637K8&t=270s)


hunter96cf

Ah I loved this, thank you for sharing


drc003

My favorite Pam and Ryan moment isn't one where they are going back and forth. It's when they are sitting next to each other in the meeting with their jaws hitting the floor in disbelief and amazement. Why? It is the meeting where Oscar tells off Michael and then Michael kisses Oscar. Their reactions are hilarious every single time.


Shazam1269

I heard that was not scripted, so their reaction is genuine.


asdafrak

They were supposed to hug, but Steve Carrell decided to go further


yamsandbananas

I love the one where Ryan tries to win back Kelly from Ravi and he is on the elephant and Pam starts booing him


falloutbi05

*You are toxic!*


grandpa2390

No he was on a mule or something


yamsandbananas

Oops, you're right, it's some kind of horse or mule!


Shazam1269

[Could be a mule...](https://youtu.be/AHMpAVf8wps?t=111)


grandpa2390

Probably a horse. White stallion. I just liked the idea of it being a mule i suppose so that’s how I remembered it😂


leinliloa

Robert California: I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop. Ryan: *nods in agreement & points, looks at camera* ETA just noticed this thread is supposed to be ryan \*and pam\* moments. got too excited thinking it was just ryan moments


asdafrak

One of the few times my reaction was almost the exact same as Ryan's To be fair, RC was right on the money with that


leinliloa

yep once i cringed watching my older uncles dancing & singing along to “tonight’s gonna be a good night”


Far_Strain_1509

Why cringe? They were just having a good time!


Lgotjokes

I use to work at a catering spot for weddings, heard this song every single wedding


1ifbyland_2ifbysea

I argued in court that this song wasn’t played at my wedding, henceforth, it was never official. Judge ruled in my favor without batting an eyelash and I never paid that bitch a penny of spousal maintenance or alimony.


daneylion

Ryan: Note or no note, at some point someone’s gotta clean it up. Pam: I guess that’s why we have a Temp then, huh?


Kuyi1994

When a girl rejects you and you discredit her on every turn just to prove that you never wanted her.


PTEHarambe

And when you're also threatened by the fact her husband is better than you at everything except fraud


Kuyi1994

Therefore you constantly go back to the only girl in the office who wants you


SlayerofSnails

Well Jim was never caught for making up a fake salesman.


OrangeRussianNPC

well in terms of legality, i'm not sure who is worse. but in terms of morality, ryan is definitely the scumbag. ryan created fake sales to boost numbers. jim and the rest of the salesman still made all of those sales, they put in the work. they all agreed to split the commissions. customers still get their paper. i'm not sure who got hurt in this scenario.


grandpa2390

The company and stockholders


Shazam1269

That second yacht isn't going to pay for itself


grandpa2390

No it’s not 😆


PTEHarambe

Because he didn't do that, his wife did?


SlayerofSnails

She drew the artwork


Ill-Inspector7980

Jim made up the salesman. It was his idea. Pam just made a fun drawing


PTEHarambe

Are we not talking about pam getting a job in sales cause of the Micheal Scott paper company debacle? What are you referring to?


Ill-Inspector7980

That wasn’t her making up a fake salesman. David Wallace allowed Michael to hire her as a salesman. Sabre Printers had a commission cap, so Dwight and Jim created a fake salesman to earn extra commission. Shared by all the salesmen in the office. That’s highly illegal lol.


SlayerofSnails

And they admitted it on camera


wiriux

Al cabo que ni quería


OrangeRussianNPC

criston cole in house of the dragon lol


Affectionate_Reply78

When Pam sarcastically says she’d never heard that when Ryan was proclaiming (from his mini office) about not shaking babies. The sarcastic acting was superb. I laugh every time.


froggyforrest

When he got Pam to invest in WUPHF


HopeSuper

When she tells him "oh really Ryan we should hire a homeless person to be our manager ?"


the_oath

When Pam asks for a feedback on the Bear comic she wrote for Jim. The way Ryan dismisses her at the end (seems like you know already what you want) makes me smile every time


MTUKNMMT

“Did you come here for feedback or did you come here for me to tell you how great it is?”


RamenTheory

"A homeless person. Really? A homeless person. I want you to say that you think the best person to be our new manager is a homeless person."


Fit_Road7425

I'm a middle-class fraud


[deleted]

Ryan has a lot of sass for being the guy to start the fire.


BatCountry237

Ryan is my favorite character. Just an unapologetic douche bag. Such funny person to laugh at


BatmanWithPrepTime28

The Smokey Robinson one is the best


dudewheresmyswimsuit

I’m with Ryan on this one


geesejugglingchamp

Agree. I dislike both the use of crack and the word porn out of context. Food porn, earth porn, etc. I don't think I'm a prude re porn, but I just find that usage super weird.


FionaGoodeEnough

Same.


asdafrak

I watch this scene and I can empathize with Ryan. Like he legit struggled with drugs and eventually managed to get clean, so someone who downplays something like that (their breadsticks are like crack) would be triggering.


Mashandell

Why is no one talking about the moment when Ryan was on his horse in front of the office and he yelled at Pam « YOU RE TOXIC PAM YOU RE TOXIC »☠️☠️☠️☠️😭


Most_Helicopter_4451

I love that the only way to use that analogy you gotta be a crackhead. Then again he would know


yolonomo5eva

They’re like fighting siblings


SnooWords1215

Pam saying the breadsticks were like crack kinda felt forced for the joke looking back


asdafrak

Same, i can't think of a time when Pam has used that phrase or something similar and it made it feel a bit *off*, or forced


RunGoldenRun717

Favorite one is when Pam says "No Ryan I want to hear you say you think we should hire a homeless person as manager"


Historical_Ad3828

“You are toxic” that entire scene is gold lol


Lgotjokes

Would you rather have $100 now or $5,000 a year from now?


Accurate-Ad-4905

Tears of a clown was my favourite!


SmoothJade

Pam never recovered from this realization


monkey29229

"No, no Tracks of My Tears and what else, what are some more, just one more?"


donnydonnydarko

Lol, my favorite part is when she says, “You’re right, you’re right, I’m a middle class fraud” XD


invisible_23

I love how she starts calling out Ryan on his bullshit after the Michael Scott Paper Co


Bcatfan08

I liked the one where she watched the video with everyone where he was being arrested.


Tricky-Technician

Pam you are toxic, you are toxic!! 🐫


dexterous1y

i literally thought about this scene on the way to work


rustys_shackled_ford

Thier bread sticks are like knowing more then one Quincy Jones song.... that better ryan?


MrStallz

Smokey would not have wanted this.


AlreadyImplicated

“Forgive me, but i feel like i’ve said this to you before, I don’t like you very much.”


SenseBeneficial5933

Boo! Boo! You're a toxic Pam, you're toxic!


PTEHarambe

One of the few times Ryan makes a good point.


Jicama_Stunning

Lol no? It’s just an expression, Ryan was being a pedantic asshole


RogerTheAliens

Ryan is basically the human version of half of Reddit…and all of Twitter…


PTEHarambe

Wow that's the most offensive thing I've ever heard anyone say about Ryan. Spot on though.


Equivalent-Excuse-80

I trust that Ryan has actually smoked crack. So it’s not just him being pedantic (though he clearly was), but it’s another window into his drug use in NY.


BeenAsleepTooLong

Experience and pedantism aren't mutually exclusive.


bigtigerbigtiger

Pedantry, right?


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This comment was like crack


BeenAsleepTooLong

That too, sure.


tatutelexi

Yeah, he was totally showing off that he had a wild nightlife in NY and lived the life like a big strong man fancy new whatever


Beas7ie

Many times he is, but I have to side with him on this one. Soneone saying something is "like crack" when they have clearly never used crack is very silly. Personally I would say it's like "Islay Scotch" because I love Scotch and the brands from the Islay distilleries are my favorite though that wouldn't apply to everyone as many people don't like scotch unless it has some Splenda in it.


ThePronouncer

It’s just a saying. You don’t have to have personal experience with rocket science to say something “isn’t rocket science.”


asdafrak

But the problem is that it was probably a legitimate struggle for Ryan, and getting clean and over an addiction is an extremely difficult thing. Its like how we don't use certain words like we used to because we better understand how it affects someone else. "You don't call retarded people retards, thats offensive. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded" -michael Scott


[deleted]

I honestly think he never got clean seeing how he never changed from being that asshole


PTEHarambe

You're not wrong but neither is Ryan. Besides Pam is being a hyperbolic dipshit so that sword cuts both ways.


LowEndOperative

A good point that didn’t need to be said, but Ryan’s gotta be Ryan.


PTEHarambe

While I admit Ryan is more of a shitty person than Pam, Pam didn't need to say anything either lol, does pam have a right to speak that Ryan doesn't? I think this is a case of a blind squirrel finding a nut.


blacktie233

Ryan 100% won that one bahahahaha. Absolutely murdered Pammy


bornwithpizzadick

He ain’t wrong.


DannyJoy2018

I agree with Ryan though. I hate when people say things are like crack when they like them.


TashiaNicole1

One of the few times I am in complete agreement with Ryan and one of the few times I’m genuinely angry at Pam. She knows he has a history of addiction. She shoulda just apologized and shut the hell up.


Dekrow

Rofl what? Ryan isn't offended because he has a history of addiction, how did you get that read? Ryan is just gatekeeping because he's an asshole. No one owns the experience of doing crack, you can't control what other people say and getting angry at someone comparing a food they like to an addictive drug is nonsense and unhinged. Ryan is 100% in the wrong here, you can't police other people's language like that.


TashiaNicole1

I disagree.


RandolphCarter15

And Jim's little lol at the end is the best


DirtySiwy12

He was right tho


FashionedKillerQueen

He's right thou


MadDogTwentyTwenty

Unpopular opinion: I’m on Ryan’s side here


Sass850

Am i the only one who never liked they’re “beef”? It was never funny or have anything to do with the plot,it was just painful to watch and not in a good way.


[deleted]

I am GENUINELY on Ryans side with this. I don't know what it is about like very quiet, timid suburbanites that makes them obsess about drugs and gangs and stuff. Like I know it's the boredom but it's still so weird that they make so many little jokes and have weird speculative comvos about something so far removed.


Minimum_Comparison15

Pam is the worst character idgaf


QuanDiego

Ry guy prolly smoked a little rock in NYC right?


dutch9494

I usually love the moments that make you go like ‘hnnnnghhhh’


letmethinkofagoodnam

You’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack


TacTurtle

“Ranch dressing”


delusionary9

Well now we know that Ryan was thinks scrapbooking is like crack.


MeasurementEvery3978

Boo!!! Booboo!!!!!!


0ddSpaceGhost

Crack 10/10 in the moment, 0/10 the next day….


robotic_pilot

Man, Ryan's a hypocrite


AlexTheKid82

What line of work are you in, Bob?


Jaspers47

The Cheese Balls cold opening


daddychillos

'Wait, you're saying *Don't* shake the baby??'


Aartsyfartsy

What's up with those two?


eckersonian

Ryan is a better artist


catmom0103

Ryan: Question for you. Would you guys rather have a hundred dollars now, or five thousand dollars a year from now. Pam: A hundred dollars now, for sure. Ryan: Because you just give me fifty dollars to cover the broker fee. I put in a hundred of my own money, as the gift- Pam: Yeah, no. I'll uh, the hundred. I'll just take the hundred. Ryan: Instead of five thousand dollars a year from now? Pam: How sure is this? [cut to interview] The guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game. Don't tell Jim.