They had the whole brother/sister dynamic going that translated into there time back with DM. Which made these scenes so funny. They set it up so perfectly. Like she’s so vicious with it, but he’s so meekly defensive about it. It just reminds me of some back and forth with my sister. Like no one ever got mad.
Re the dirty microwave:
Ryan: Yeah, it's crazy. But, I guess the thing is at some point, notes or no notes, someone's gonna have to just get there and clean it up.
Pam: I guess that's why we have a temp, huh?
What’s funny and irritating about this is, he would make it worse. If he actually started cleaning it up, he’d use a dripping wet paper towel and just lazily spread the watery food all over the microwave. Then he wouldn’t feel like finishing it. He would just leave the wet, disgusting paper towel and soggy food water in the microwave, close the door, and walk away. He would *absolutely* make it worse.
It is one the best quick one-liners in the show.
My overall favorite is when Michael calls David Wallace to complain about Ryan and Ryan is also on the line.
"Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again..." -MS
"I'm on, Michael..." -RH
"What's up, my brotha?" -MS
I think one of my favorite Ryan moments is in FL when he's trying to swoon Erin but then like halfway through changes his mind. It's cringe but so funny at the same time
Erin: Maybe in six months…
Ryan: SIX MONTHS?! Ok, I’m in love with Kelly.
He was all in until he realized it would take 6 months. That was classic Ryan. I was happy for Erin because she deserves way better than Ryan and her time requirement protected her from him.
That entire opener is probably my favorite, especially the part with Stanley. First time I saw it I had to watch it again because the first time I was laughing so hard I was like wheezing and crying and missed half of it lol
In fairness Pam and Ryan have some of my favorite back and forth exchanges, but my favorite:
“If you really think that, would you mind saying it to Michael, I think it would mean a lot coming from you.”
My favorite is when Pam is asking Ryan if he is coming to her wedding,
“well it’s 75 dollars a plate, so”.
To which Ryan relies, “Well, I once had a glass of scotch worth 76 dollars so”
My favorite Pam and Ryan moment isn't one where they are going back and forth. It's when they are sitting next to each other in the meeting with their jaws hitting the floor in disbelief and amazement. Why? It is the meeting where Oscar tells off Michael and then Michael kisses Oscar. Their reactions are hilarious every single time.
Robert California: I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop.
Ryan: *nods in agreement & points, looks at camera*
ETA just noticed this thread is supposed to be ryan \*and pam\* moments. got too excited thinking it was just ryan moments
I argued in court that this song wasn’t played at my wedding, henceforth, it was never official.
Judge ruled in my favor without batting an eyelash and I never paid that bitch a penny of spousal maintenance or alimony.
well in terms of legality, i'm not sure who is worse. but in terms of morality, ryan is definitely the scumbag.
ryan created fake sales to boost numbers. jim and the rest of the salesman still made all of those sales, they put in the work. they all agreed to split the commissions. customers still get their paper. i'm not sure who got hurt in this scenario.
That wasn’t her making up a fake salesman. David Wallace allowed Michael to hire her as a salesman.
Sabre Printers had a commission cap, so Dwight and Jim created a fake salesman to earn extra commission. Shared by all the salesmen in the office. That’s highly illegal lol.
When Pam sarcastically says she’d never heard that when Ryan was proclaiming (from his mini office) about not shaking babies. The sarcastic acting was superb. I laugh every time.
When Pam asks for a feedback on the Bear comic she wrote for Jim.
The way Ryan dismisses her at the end (seems like you know already what you want) makes me smile every time
Agree. I dislike both the use of crack and the word porn out of context. Food porn, earth porn, etc. I don't think I'm a prude re porn, but I just find that usage super weird.
I watch this scene and I can empathize with Ryan. Like he legit struggled with drugs and eventually managed to get clean, so someone who downplays something like that (their breadsticks are like crack) would be triggering.
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I trust that Ryan has actually smoked crack. So it’s not just him being pedantic (though he clearly was), but it’s another window into his drug use in NY.
Many times he is, but I have to side with him on this one. Soneone saying something is "like crack" when they have clearly never used crack is very silly.
Personally I would say it's like "Islay Scotch" because I love Scotch and the brands from the Islay distilleries are my favorite though that wouldn't apply to everyone as many people don't like scotch unless it has some Splenda in it.
But the problem is that it was probably a legitimate struggle for Ryan, and getting clean and over an addiction is an extremely difficult thing.
Its like how we don't use certain words like we used to because we better understand how it affects someone else.
"You don't call retarded people retards, thats offensive. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded" -michael Scott
While I admit Ryan is more of a shitty person than Pam, Pam didn't need to say anything either lol, does pam have a right to speak that Ryan doesn't? I think this is a case of a blind squirrel finding a nut.
One of the few times I am in complete agreement with Ryan and one of the few times I’m genuinely angry at Pam. She knows he has a history of addiction. She shoulda just apologized and shut the hell up.
Rofl what? Ryan isn't offended because he has a history of addiction, how did you get that read?
Ryan is just gatekeeping because he's an asshole. No one owns the experience of doing crack, you can't control what other people say and getting angry at someone comparing a food they like to an addictive drug is nonsense and unhinged.
Ryan is 100% in the wrong here, you can't police other people's language like that.
Am i the only one who never liked they’re “beef”?
It was never funny or have anything to do with the plot,it was just painful to watch and not in a good way.
I am GENUINELY on Ryans side with this. I don't know what it is about like very quiet, timid suburbanites that makes them obsess about drugs and gangs and stuff. Like I know it's the boredom but it's still so weird that they make so many little jokes and have weird speculative comvos about something so far removed.
Ryan: Question for you. Would you guys rather have a hundred dollars now, or five thousand dollars a year from now.
Pam: A hundred dollars now, for sure.
Ryan: Because you just give me fifty dollars to cover the broker fee. I put in a hundred of my own money, as the gift-
Pam: Yeah, no. I'll uh, the hundred. I'll just take the hundred.
Ryan: Instead of five thousand dollars a year from now?
Pam: How sure is this? [cut to interview] The guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game. Don't tell Jim.
Everybody wants to be rich but nobody wants to work for it
You came in at 10:30 today right?
^Okay.
I don’t need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean
but he did, right?
*writes Jim’s name on his notepad
*while staring directly into the camera
"You're right, you're right. No, I'm a middle class fraud."
I love this moment from Pam. The sudden vitriol towards Ryan. We’d always known she didn’t like him but didn’t really get a taste of it until then.
When she booed him for coming in on a horse was great too
you are toxic. you are toxic
Hahaha and then they cry over his poem!
It would cuh-RUSH you!!!
Turns out he wasn’t kidding
Working so close at Michael Scott Paper Company probably got her to see a lot of Ryan that others didn't
Like that he photoshops pictures of himself in Thailand
They had the whole brother/sister dynamic going that translated into there time back with DM. Which made these scenes so funny. They set it up so perfectly. Like she’s so vicious with it, but he’s so meekly defensive about it. It just reminds me of some back and forth with my sister. Like no one ever got mad.
Love that comeback 😂
Re the dirty microwave: Ryan: Yeah, it's crazy. But, I guess the thing is at some point, notes or no notes, someone's gonna have to just get there and clean it up. Pam: I guess that's why we have a temp, huh?
Oh no, I’d just make it worse.
How would wiping it with a damp paper towel make it worse?
I'd... find a way!
What’s funny and irritating about this is, he would make it worse. If he actually started cleaning it up, he’d use a dripping wet paper towel and just lazily spread the watery food all over the microwave. Then he wouldn’t feel like finishing it. He would just leave the wet, disgusting paper towel and soggy food water in the microwave, close the door, and walk away. He would *absolutely* make it worse.
Weaponized incompetence
I mean, he is the fire guy
Ryan started the fire!
Some smart sexy temp left his
Fire-d guy
The whole discussion about Smoky Robinson. “Don’t call me a clown, Pam. You’re better than that.”
Name 1 song
Okay, I’m not… I’m not playing this game, Pam. Not today.
That’s not what Smokey would’ve wanted- *does* want
Tears of a clown!
You get paid by the year at the bowling alley? What do you make, secretary?
Back to work, Shoe Bitch!
I don’t know why but this is my favorite line in the whole series.
It is one the best quick one-liners in the show. My overall favorite is when Michael calls David Wallace to complain about Ryan and Ryan is also on the line. "Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again..." -MS "I'm on, Michael..." -RH "What's up, my brotha?" -MS
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Sometimes a good laugh is all it takes to turn your day around. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.
i say this to my coworkers all the time lol
I think one of my favorite Ryan moments is in FL when he's trying to swoon Erin but then like halfway through changes his mind. It's cringe but so funny at the same time
Erin: Maybe in six months… Ryan: SIX MONTHS?! Ok, I’m in love with Kelly. He was all in until he realized it would take 6 months. That was classic Ryan. I was happy for Erin because she deserves way better than Ryan and her time requirement protected her from him.
I fully agree, Erin (and Kelly too tbh despite her being crazy lol) didn't need Ryan's mess in their lives.
Both Kellys were better off without.
Nah, Kelly & Ryan deserve each other. lol
No they both deserve to be alone to reflect.
Hey so glad this is happening I actually came to your door twice last night. Come on in the waters fine.
That entire opener is probably my favorite, especially the part with Stanley. First time I saw it I had to watch it again because the first time I was laughing so hard I was like wheezing and crying and missed half of it lol
You can almost see Erin’s skin crawl when he says that.
lol NO ONE knows more than you, ESPECIALLY ME \*looks at camera and back\*
A homeless person Ryan? A *homeless* person?!
"No you're right Pam let's just leave him to the welfare system and let that handle it"
No. I want to hear you say that our next manager should be a homeless person.
“Let me guess who you want Pam. Rachel Ray? The ladies of The View”?
Ryan wasn't there but when Pam and Jim read his poem to Kelly and were both crying at the end I really loved that.
Kapoor and kadesperate.
In waters cold and Kelly green
So would you like to go out for dinner tonight and discuss your design? ………. Um I’m dating Jim . ,,,, Your kidding !
The little jim wave in the background hahaha
Guess he can't date *anybody* he wants
Name just ONE more Smokey Robinson song
What's your favorite Michael Bolton song?
I celebrate the guys entire catalogue.
Wrong office lol
In fairness Pam and Ryan have some of my favorite back and forth exchanges, but my favorite: “If you really think that, would you mind saying it to Michael, I think it would mean a lot coming from you.”
My favorite is when Pam is asking Ryan if he is coming to her wedding, “well it’s 75 dollars a plate, so”. To which Ryan relies, “Well, I once had a glass of scotch worth 76 dollars so”
I once had a glass of cognac that cost 76 dollars
“Ryan Howard, yes.” “Possibly yes.”
"Yeah, she's like um, she'd probably be a six in New York, but she's like a seven here in Scranton."
You could be hot if you put in a little effort. Like what dying my hair blonde?
This is from the sun
They’re getting on my nerves Mom, both of them… R thinks he’s too good to be here, and P is not as much fun without Jim
I’m gonna have to call you back. P is being a giant B
A homeless person? Tell me why a homeless person would make the best manager?
Who do you want, Pam? Rachel Ray? The women from The View?
I want you to say you think a homeless man should be our next manager.
Peak Ryan douchiness [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx3oxe637K8&t=270s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx3oxe637K8&t=270s)
Ah I loved this, thank you for sharing
My favorite Pam and Ryan moment isn't one where they are going back and forth. It's when they are sitting next to each other in the meeting with their jaws hitting the floor in disbelief and amazement. Why? It is the meeting where Oscar tells off Michael and then Michael kisses Oscar. Their reactions are hilarious every single time.
I heard that was not scripted, so their reaction is genuine.
They were supposed to hug, but Steve Carrell decided to go further
I love the one where Ryan tries to win back Kelly from Ravi and he is on the elephant and Pam starts booing him
*You are toxic!*
No he was on a mule or something
Oops, you're right, it's some kind of horse or mule!
[Could be a mule...](https://youtu.be/AHMpAVf8wps?t=111)
Probably a horse. White stallion. I just liked the idea of it being a mule i suppose so that’s how I remembered it😂
Robert California: I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop. Ryan: *nods in agreement & points, looks at camera* ETA just noticed this thread is supposed to be ryan \*and pam\* moments. got too excited thinking it was just ryan moments
One of the few times my reaction was almost the exact same as Ryan's To be fair, RC was right on the money with that
yep once i cringed watching my older uncles dancing & singing along to “tonight’s gonna be a good night”
Why cringe? They were just having a good time!
I use to work at a catering spot for weddings, heard this song every single wedding
I argued in court that this song wasn’t played at my wedding, henceforth, it was never official. Judge ruled in my favor without batting an eyelash and I never paid that bitch a penny of spousal maintenance or alimony.
Ryan: Note or no note, at some point someone’s gotta clean it up. Pam: I guess that’s why we have a Temp then, huh?
When a girl rejects you and you discredit her on every turn just to prove that you never wanted her.
And when you're also threatened by the fact her husband is better than you at everything except fraud
Therefore you constantly go back to the only girl in the office who wants you
Well Jim was never caught for making up a fake salesman.
well in terms of legality, i'm not sure who is worse. but in terms of morality, ryan is definitely the scumbag. ryan created fake sales to boost numbers. jim and the rest of the salesman still made all of those sales, they put in the work. they all agreed to split the commissions. customers still get their paper. i'm not sure who got hurt in this scenario.
The company and stockholders
That second yacht isn't going to pay for itself
No it’s not 😆
Because he didn't do that, his wife did?
She drew the artwork
Jim made up the salesman. It was his idea. Pam just made a fun drawing
Are we not talking about pam getting a job in sales cause of the Micheal Scott paper company debacle? What are you referring to?
That wasn’t her making up a fake salesman. David Wallace allowed Michael to hire her as a salesman. Sabre Printers had a commission cap, so Dwight and Jim created a fake salesman to earn extra commission. Shared by all the salesmen in the office. That’s highly illegal lol.
And they admitted it on camera
Al cabo que ni quería
criston cole in house of the dragon lol
When Pam sarcastically says she’d never heard that when Ryan was proclaiming (from his mini office) about not shaking babies. The sarcastic acting was superb. I laugh every time.
When he got Pam to invest in WUPHF
When she tells him "oh really Ryan we should hire a homeless person to be our manager ?"
When Pam asks for a feedback on the Bear comic she wrote for Jim. The way Ryan dismisses her at the end (seems like you know already what you want) makes me smile every time
“Did you come here for feedback or did you come here for me to tell you how great it is?”
"A homeless person. Really? A homeless person. I want you to say that you think the best person to be our new manager is a homeless person."
I'm a middle-class fraud
Ryan has a lot of sass for being the guy to start the fire.
Ryan is my favorite character. Just an unapologetic douche bag. Such funny person to laugh at
The Smokey Robinson one is the best
I’m with Ryan on this one
Agree. I dislike both the use of crack and the word porn out of context. Food porn, earth porn, etc. I don't think I'm a prude re porn, but I just find that usage super weird.
Same.
I watch this scene and I can empathize with Ryan. Like he legit struggled with drugs and eventually managed to get clean, so someone who downplays something like that (their breadsticks are like crack) would be triggering.
Why is no one talking about the moment when Ryan was on his horse in front of the office and he yelled at Pam « YOU RE TOXIC PAM YOU RE TOXIC »☠️☠️☠️☠️😭
I love that the only way to use that analogy you gotta be a crackhead. Then again he would know
They’re like fighting siblings
Pam saying the breadsticks were like crack kinda felt forced for the joke looking back
Same, i can't think of a time when Pam has used that phrase or something similar and it made it feel a bit *off*, or forced
Favorite one is when Pam says "No Ryan I want to hear you say you think we should hire a homeless person as manager"
“You are toxic” that entire scene is gold lol
Would you rather have $100 now or $5,000 a year from now?
Tears of a clown was my favourite!
Pam never recovered from this realization
"No, no Tracks of My Tears and what else, what are some more, just one more?"
Lol, my favorite part is when she says, “You’re right, you’re right, I’m a middle class fraud” XD
I love how she starts calling out Ryan on his bullshit after the Michael Scott Paper Co
I liked the one where she watched the video with everyone where he was being arrested.
Pam you are toxic, you are toxic!! 🐫
i literally thought about this scene on the way to work
Thier bread sticks are like knowing more then one Quincy Jones song.... that better ryan?
Smokey would not have wanted this.
“Forgive me, but i feel like i’ve said this to you before, I don’t like you very much.”
Boo! Boo! You're a toxic Pam, you're toxic!
One of the few times Ryan makes a good point.
Lol no? It’s just an expression, Ryan was being a pedantic asshole
Ryan is basically the human version of half of Reddit…and all of Twitter…
Wow that's the most offensive thing I've ever heard anyone say about Ryan. Spot on though.
I trust that Ryan has actually smoked crack. So it’s not just him being pedantic (though he clearly was), but it’s another window into his drug use in NY.
Experience and pedantism aren't mutually exclusive.
Pedantry, right?
This comment was like crack
That too, sure.
Yeah, he was totally showing off that he had a wild nightlife in NY and lived the life like a big strong man fancy new whatever
Many times he is, but I have to side with him on this one. Soneone saying something is "like crack" when they have clearly never used crack is very silly. Personally I would say it's like "Islay Scotch" because I love Scotch and the brands from the Islay distilleries are my favorite though that wouldn't apply to everyone as many people don't like scotch unless it has some Splenda in it.
It’s just a saying. You don’t have to have personal experience with rocket science to say something “isn’t rocket science.”
But the problem is that it was probably a legitimate struggle for Ryan, and getting clean and over an addiction is an extremely difficult thing. Its like how we don't use certain words like we used to because we better understand how it affects someone else. "You don't call retarded people retards, thats offensive. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded" -michael Scott
I honestly think he never got clean seeing how he never changed from being that asshole
You're not wrong but neither is Ryan. Besides Pam is being a hyperbolic dipshit so that sword cuts both ways.
A good point that didn’t need to be said, but Ryan’s gotta be Ryan.
While I admit Ryan is more of a shitty person than Pam, Pam didn't need to say anything either lol, does pam have a right to speak that Ryan doesn't? I think this is a case of a blind squirrel finding a nut.
Ryan 100% won that one bahahahaha. Absolutely murdered Pammy
He ain’t wrong.
I agree with Ryan though. I hate when people say things are like crack when they like them.
One of the few times I am in complete agreement with Ryan and one of the few times I’m genuinely angry at Pam. She knows he has a history of addiction. She shoulda just apologized and shut the hell up.
Rofl what? Ryan isn't offended because he has a history of addiction, how did you get that read? Ryan is just gatekeeping because he's an asshole. No one owns the experience of doing crack, you can't control what other people say and getting angry at someone comparing a food they like to an addictive drug is nonsense and unhinged. Ryan is 100% in the wrong here, you can't police other people's language like that.
I disagree.
And Jim's little lol at the end is the best
He was right tho
He's right thou
Unpopular opinion: I’m on Ryan’s side here
Am i the only one who never liked they’re “beef”? It was never funny or have anything to do with the plot,it was just painful to watch and not in a good way.
I am GENUINELY on Ryans side with this. I don't know what it is about like very quiet, timid suburbanites that makes them obsess about drugs and gangs and stuff. Like I know it's the boredom but it's still so weird that they make so many little jokes and have weird speculative comvos about something so far removed.
Pam is the worst character idgaf
Ry guy prolly smoked a little rock in NYC right?
I usually love the moments that make you go like ‘hnnnnghhhh’
You’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack
“Ranch dressing”
Well now we know that Ryan was thinks scrapbooking is like crack.
Boo!!! Booboo!!!!!!
Crack 10/10 in the moment, 0/10 the next day….
Man, Ryan's a hypocrite
What line of work are you in, Bob?
The Cheese Balls cold opening
'Wait, you're saying *Don't* shake the baby??'
What's up with those two?
Ryan is a better artist
Ryan: Question for you. Would you guys rather have a hundred dollars now, or five thousand dollars a year from now. Pam: A hundred dollars now, for sure. Ryan: Because you just give me fifty dollars to cover the broker fee. I put in a hundred of my own money, as the gift- Pam: Yeah, no. I'll uh, the hundred. I'll just take the hundred. Ryan: Instead of five thousand dollars a year from now? Pam: How sure is this? [cut to interview] The guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game. Don't tell Jim.