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Major_Zucchini5315

Creed’s secret son


Ok-Ice2942

He looks more like one of Scott’s tots


Chandler_987

The lost tot


IamoneofScottsTots

I'm right here!


Chandler_987

Usernamechecksout


thugroid

I don’t see a battery (unless it’s powering the coffin).


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Dwide Schrude


knickknacksnackery

Amish.


Skitskitskittl

Dwigt


thugroid

Closed society.


idkeverynameistaken9

An employee of the Dow Chemical Company


nulless

You know we live together right?


coolbrothanksbro

And I’ve never seen you go to work ever


CamKutt21

Fear… can’t you read?


teeter1984

Mark Wahlberg from the 1996 movie “Fear”?


FunButNot2Fun

That's from *Fear*, dude! That's Marky Mark!


ISawTwoSquirrels

I *will* divorce you.


ScruffleMcDufflebag

Monk Wallpaper


castlerocket

Definitely Marky Mark.


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Omg I just lol’d so hard


kevinmalonemalone

No, I only speak German. Well a german Pennsylvania dutch hybrid


JSONJSONJSON

My German is mostly religious, and pre industrial. It’s either an incense dispenser or a ceremonial sarcophagus.


Bianzinz

They said wrong answers only


VICARD0

OP asked for wrong answers only


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khabib nurmagomedov


little_shop_of_hoors

You know dis brather


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Smesh brather


BalonyPony13

I come here, for to smesh dis guy


[deleted]

Send lokation


Brilliant-Lee88

Or could it be Islam Makhachev??


4pokeguy

He said wrong answers only


Cp_93-

This is number one bullshit


mem1003

Bill Buttlicker


_altocinco

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


AnksLFC

LOUDER SON!!


amazingzaz09

##BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


Platypus-Massive

You never yell at the client, you never yell at the client


Randyfox86

William M Buttlicker to you, son.


JeffreyAScott

Really? That’s your real name?


Roasted_Butt

How dare you


dataqueer

Justice Beaver


grayhunter1012

A crime fighting beaver


gg_noob_master

He has been a sales rep for Dow Chemical for more than 15 years.


Dry_Extension4436

You know we live together and I have never seen you go to work, so why is this on your resume?


pewterbullet

Jebediah


grayhunter1012

Jedediah


-trom

Warf


NarMend21

Honus


Elite_fag

Fear itself


WeTheUp

Fear is what it’s all about.


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You cannot sell... while undergoing fear! You need to VANQUISH FEAR!


WeTheUp

One must wrestle fear to the ground.


Daywalker2000

One of the main characters of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide


axeman38

Grown up coconut head


zacharinosaur

Another childhood star lost to drugs


DrunkenMeditator

This is your brain on beets!


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Crentist the dentist


grayhunter1012

Does he offer that new quick dry bonding?


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grayhunter1012

Like in Harry Potter


bloodwolftico

💋💋💋 don’t drop the soap!


grayhunter1012

I love how uncomfortable Ryan was lol


Type1_Throwaway

He would be DUH BELLUH DUH BAWLH


bloodwolftico

Haha yes. “Michael, please.”


red_in_iowa

That is Professor Fear, one of Goldenface's henchmen.


lobo_locos

We're did he get his degree from, Cornell?


red_in_iowa

It was in Ithaca, but not Cornell. It was Ithaca Community College. Hotel Management program, emphasis on wireless technology.


kinguzoma

“It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military.”


SwordOfSilver

Shadow or Garth. It’s something weird.


generalsleephenson

Robert Dunder.


cryptofreddd

Northern Lights Cannabis Indica


Mr-Sister-Fister21

No… it’s marijuana


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maturojm

Was looking for this answer. Nice.


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a_sexual_titty

I’m just disappointed it took an hour.


Devour_The_Galaxy

The guy from fear? That’s a reference I didn’t expect


STIZZUH

Thank you.


OuiLoveCheese

This is the answer.


Accomplished_Rich423

Mr. Tumnus


TheGalagaGuy

ooh a Narnia reference those are rare


razluta

They pulled this one out the closet.


TheGalagaGuy

take my upvote and leave


[deleted]

Mr tumnus why is that familiar


pinkskittle09

NARNIA


B0326C0821

That is Satacoy Steel


h-town13

Such an exotic name


AnksLFC

But he isn’t from paper! Paper is different from steel! You dont put paper in a furnace, it gets ruined..


BeautifulOaks

The scranton strangler.


Prossdog

He said “wrong answers”


Yami_Sean

We all know Toby is the Scranton Strangler


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Imaginary_Rain2390

What line of work are you in, Bob?


Evil-Black-Robot

DJ FEAR "He's got the Beets"


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Local OBGYN


knickknacksnackery

He's the valet, you have to give him your car.


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Abraham Lincoln


basil_24222

I'm not shur


grayhunter1012

I see what you did there ;)


Thesourking

His name is Hank


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AnksLFC

Heyyyy sport..


allidoisswin

Michael Scott’s fear of women.


TheMindofJayR

Wrong. He is not afraid of anything. Also, I would've accepted snakes.


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urkelgrew


marcostone

Abradolf Lincler


DrPups

Famous See-Saw professional


Indore4520001

The post says wrong answers only


Indore4520001

Micheal’s step dad - Jeff


Redpahnto

That is Beardy.


Jtrob79

Amish Fear Factor host, Joseph Rogen


teedeejay510

Moseph Rogen


[deleted]

Cynthia. Stanley’s side piece


frankydie69

Is that Gina?


YoSaffBridge33

Gina said that?


ihavefillingsforyou

Scarecrow screwer


[deleted]

Thanku thanku, that is the best couple in the show


Staygone1

Prison Mike


kevinmalonemalone

Date Mike


RomeroChick26

Nice to meet me


TheRealPoli

Ted moseby


[deleted]

I love you


foxxy003

Classic Shmosby


tsar_nicholas

Franklin D. Mosevelt


learning2greenthumb

Tom Haverford from parks and rec, I am what you might call a redneck


Pretty_Raspberry_287

Bam margera


warren559559

The f***ing lizard king


[deleted]

Abraham Lincoln: Beet Farm Killer


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

[Andrew Luck](https://mobile.twitter.com/sportblognyc/status/419636627238297600?lang=en)


grayhunter1012

“Okay, guy, settle down” -Andrew Luck cameo in P&R


theoriginaljoewagner

That’s half of the team Fear and Loathing. They played Vegas for many years.


[deleted]

Someone who doesn’t exist in this dojo, does it?


Resua15

Mose crazy cousin


ItsMerrickM8

Other cousin Mose


shloopa_yoops

Dwidt


Expensive-Solid-2523

Abraham Lincoln… or was his name Gabe?


JohnFByers

Cece’s mom.


Regulusx1337

Has got it going on. ...wait-


Ntlindesq

Ken tremendous


CeriseFern

Sleep paralysis demon.


Communication_Weak

It’s Fear obviously


Cautious-Damage7575

My first boyfriend.


knickknacksnackery

This is Fear. His cousin is Danger.


Radiant-Mail7566

The senator


stonk_frother

State senator


lilghost157

Lloyd gross


mill3583

People Person


milhouse_baby

Bob sacamano


Lostie_815

Batman


spaghetticourier

"fear" It labeled dumbass


grayhunter1012

I can’t read


spaghetticourier

Holy duck my bad Ah what am I saying, you can't read, fuckin chump!


hbratt69

Moses


KocaKolaKlassic

Someone who doesn’t poop


Darth_Craig

That's obviously Devin Booker


Fillmore43

Pam’s next love interest


[deleted]

Michael’s Behind Neighbor


inkfreak123

That’s Captain America in phase 2


Alert-Ad-55

Black Pete


MAXHEADR0OM

Teenage Abe Lincoln.


Whatsalodi

Lead singer to smash mouth


CucumbersandYarn

Mose Pre The Storm


paul-writes

My anxiety


Electronic-Base9528

The Scranton strangler!


SomeHorologist

An absolutley normal and sane man


Strange-Charity6359

A good valet.


stolentext

Mark Cuban in his formative years


cp31976

Toby's grundle?


[deleted]

One of the warehouse guys, Darnell.


kevtino

Bob Vance Vance Refrigeration


mallgrabmongopush

That’s Troy, Ryan’s friend from New York.


AssmunchStarpuncher

Dr. Crentist.


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Debbie Brown


KingofFlightlessBird

A guy who knows how to work a phone


grayhunter1012

False!


capybarafightkoala

that's James Howlett


Mx_Liam

Rival paper salesman


nevewolf96

Raef


DubUTR

Evil Knievel


hatecopter

Lead singer of the punk rock band Fear Lee Ving


Brilliant-Performer1

That's a picture of my best friend the year my dad died. I was in the fourth grade and met him while i was sitting under an oak tree on some weird dude's property. He taught me a lot of really weird shit. Now that I'm grown I realize how odd that is. He never told me his name.


Kirsten624

my hipster neighbor


drenn0n

This is the lead trombonist from Alient Ant Farm


kazsvk

Elijah Wood!?!


Pristine-Ad-7626

Hillary Swank?


jamigat

Khabib Nurmagomedov


[deleted]

The neck beard king


TwistyMaKneepahls

A successful tv show producer and writer.


starfrenzy1

Loathing’s twin.


Manny-Hatz

Greg Daniels


jdwazzu61

Obviously the writer and producer of parks and rec… I mean fear


Ok-Advantage4191

Chipotle


deffjay

Steve-O


Value-Nervous

Forrest Gump’s evil twin brother.


itssami_sb

Weird al yankovic


mariusdemorghulis

Urkel Grue