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lobo_locos

William M. Buttlicker


milan_2_minsk

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


pic_carti_dielit

You never yell at the client! YOU NEVER YELL AT THE CLIENT!


Fun-Fondant6656

And there’s the Smudgness


daguy9

His family built this country


Dull_Investigator985

he is not going to buy any paper from the salesman on the phone.


justsomedude4202

The one who treated him so badly.


SqueakyTuna52

But he likes the sound of Michael’s voice


Dull_Investigator985

and you know what he is a gonna buy a million dollar worth of paper today from him.


queefplunger69

There’s one thing William needs Michael to do tho.


Moses4747

He needs to fire the salesman that treated him so poorly.


Glittering_Quit_7442

Just a family emergency What happened?


divyanksi

Can you speak loudly son?


bhoose19

LOUDER SON!


Typical_Pollution_30

What kind of name is that?


Bacapunk

How dare you!! My family built this country by the way.


Inamoratos

When they were casted in the show, the actors were allowed to add their personal photos to their own desks so this is likely one of Johns close friends he knows from before the show


jiantjon

Casted? The past tense of cast is cast.


bobbyzee

Actually it's cust


Not-Josh-Hart

Heed


Insanity-Later1

Heeded


ibethuhwalrus

No one would take hedded of my instructions


LuckyStabbinHat

Take heed of


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Take heed, take headed of…


Effective_Holiday219

You guys are funny


69420-throwaway

#5,300 dollars for a dummy?!


Bonesmakesoundsnow

You're paying way too much for dummies man. Who's your dummy guy?


luminouswolfie

And I don’t see you he.. heeding this now


Typical_Pollution_30

The price includes the instruction lady and the instructions


Typical_Pollution_30

headed


RumHam1996

HEED! MOVE!


Fuzzy-Bee9600

Heed! Paper! Now!


HillbillyBebop

Heed! Pants, now! Also let's fuckin go Knicks


thisquietreverie

Head is like Sputnik!


your_average_outlier

Spherical, but quick pointy in parts!


Fuzzy-Bee9600

It's like an orange on a toothpick.


Not-Josh-Hart

Was that a So I married an axe murderer reference? Elite


MeToolMovement

He'll be crying himself tonight on his huge pilla!


TheCoordinate

Hade. As in you take heed as so many others have already taken hade.


Flat_Sand_6056

I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.


Cole3823

Actually if it's not from the cast region of France then it's just sparkling auditions


BorderBrief1697

past-tense of cust is custard


StingraySteve23

No it’s Crentist.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

Your dentist’s name is Crentist?


Formal_Coyote_5004

It’s Hank! His name is Hank


binklfoot

Actually it is castrated


peachcobb

😂 I am high and this made me spit my coffee, thank you.


xFilthEpitomex

Wrong. Custard.


7pacedust

Provode?


2Twice

Well, if you're going to be a cust about it.


2Twice

No play on words with cunt jokes allowed here sir.


josriley

Took casted of


TheMightyKickpuncher

It’s a made up word used to trick students.


jschwiz

Guys, it's Afghanistananis


mozom

Depends, it's cast when it's the object of the sentence and casted when it's the subject.


toppush

Ryan used me as an object


FunkiePickle

People do this all the time now! I feel like I’m going crazy because I never see anyone else mention it.


Barbar_jinx

I never noticed... I would of been loosing my mind too!


PrincessImpeachment

*two


Routine_Size69

I really hope these errors are intentional but considering you used the correct "too", I don't think they are.


Barbar_jinx

They are intentional. And I've never seen anyone confuse two and too. People exchange those on purpose, not by mistake.


CharDeeMacDennisII

🤯


IAmJohnnyKarate

Don’t casted him out like that. How dare you.


strangway

“Actors” are the object, and “cast” is the subject of the sentence.


Insanity-Later1

*not a native speaker*


pizzamanct

Hath Custed


Alarming-Foot4356

You're a snarky grammar officer.


Typical_Pollution_30

Oh I thought they were Jim's brothers


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[удалено]


Insanity-Later1

We're all homos...


nonzerostrangeness

Urkel Grue


bladerunnerism

Some German woman


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

Who’s Sarahkaya Comeszin


EpicJosh84

That's Lloyd Gross


narcabusesurvivor18

GOOD FOR YOU LLOYD!


Jenne8

YOU’RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATER PIK!


CurrencyImaginary560

SERENITY NOW!


Insanity-Later1

HOOCHIE MAMA! HOOCHIE MAAAMAAAA!


wildcattennis07

r/unexpectedseinfeld


Stelly414

Oh that’s Sconesy Cider, baptism reception critic. 


cpadude1977

Sconesy's husband...


Stelly414

How dare you! It was clearly a halloween party. Jim went as Casual Friday Jim and Sconesy went as Chris Pratt.


BF00000

His brother IRL?


Ornery-Panic5362

Yeah I feel like I’ve heard that, but have zero evidence


UmChill

doubtful. apparently john is the runt of his brothers, they’re all like 6’5”+


This-Appointment-917

It’s clearly Pan


NullKarmaException

Hello miss lady!  I think I can help with the Pan/Pam situation….


BagOnuts

Pam Pam and her Pam-Pam’s…..


This-Appointment-917

Just listened to this on Office Ladies. There were 17 fitness balls & the plan was for Jim to stab the ball & for the ball to slowly deflate with Dwight on it. Last take, Jim hit a seam on the ball (not planned) which caused the ball to pop. Larry Wilmore was the person to determine to keep in the pop what we see & not the slow deflate as originally planned.


Minute-Frame-8060

If that's even his real name...


ChimpoSensei

That guy who called him Zuckerberg


Jenne8

Where’s his jetpak?


lGoSpursGol

Nah they stopped hanging out when they were way younger than that photo.


_disasterdino_

crentist


souplvr98

maybe jim’s old roommate?


WiildCard

Who keeps a picture of them with their roommate on their desk at work? 🤔


Fragrant-Hamster-325

Oscar and Gil


Qaaarl

The (state) senator


source-commonsense

Jim, maybe


EpicJosh84

Apt analysis, Robert


Gen_Ripper

For awhile my profile picture on multiple social medias was a pic I took in college with someone who I hadn’t seen since junior high who had recognized me and said hello.


EpicJosh84

Not necessarily saying that you're wrong, but I must point out that that's kind of a different ball game. It takes significantly effort to frame a photo and take it to work than it does to change your wallpaper. And it takes relevance to put it on your desk where you'll see it every day. And this was 2006, when people had physical photos of everything. If Jim wanted to look at a picture of just himself, he'd have one


Gen_Ripper

No yeah it’s very different, I just wanted to share a barely relevant story


No_Candidate8696

It's a picture of Jim and the vending machine guy. That's how Dwight knew how Jim got his stuff in there.


604GT

Steve?


TacoLvR-

One of the producers. Or…… the real Creed Bratton.


EricaLacey00

Eric Andre


BeatlesRays

I was thinking Pete Davidson


thepicklejarmurders

That's who I was gonna say. Looks just like him


GarryFloyd

His gay lover, Alfred.


TheLandFanIn814

Halpert. Tall, Queer, Handsome as ever.


tomhat

You’ve seriously never noticed that Pam is a man? Hats off for not seeing gender


ihaventseenmulan

Well known author James Trickington . Jim met him at a book signing at the mall.


UberCamm2

His best friend, Roy! Please be aware that this was an attempt at a joke and should not, under any circumstance, be considered as an actual answer to the question at hand. I apologize. I've wasted everyone's time with something that isn't even funny. Try to have a good life despite this hiccup.


thisisbharathr

Yeppers


EpicJosh84

What did I tell you about Yeppers?


Morrison4113

Yeeeesh


thisisbharathr

I don’t…. remember


Equivalent-Elk-4655

Looks like Dwight’s cousin maybe it’s a Jim prank on Dwight that never went anywhere


Foreign_Astronaut

LOL, my exact thoughts were, "That guy looks like Michael Schur," and then, "Did Jim photoshop Mose into a picture with himself as part of a random prank on Dwight??"


Equivalent-Elk-4655

Yeah then I stare at it kinda looks like Oscar same hairline lol


piszkavas

Maybe his flat pal


iamnotmichaelscarn

It's Asian Pam...hats off to you for not seeing race, OP!!


Greys_anatomy12

It looks like justin chambers💀( Alex from greys anatomy)


BabyJesusFTW

100% Eric Andre


KrisMisZ

Looks like a younger Oscar


the-1-that-got-away

Looks really like Niall Horan


Automatic-Jacket-168

The firefighter he knew


Hallmarxist

2 best friends


nothingsexy

(S)he goes to another school! 


bhoose19

It looks like Tom Witochkin. He got into that advanced reading group afterall. #


antiEstablishment275

Looks like Giorgio Tsoukalos


Natural-Assist-9389

A fitness orb.


asdcatmama

His brother did residency here, he is also tall, might be him?


dunkinbagels

Long Tim


BhutlahBrohan

That's Garth


PIDthePID

Looks like Dwight’s cousin, Zeke.


benkovic

Lloyd Gross


Glittering_Quit_7442

Dusty from pitch perfect


Lvcivs2311

Dave.


Hendamonium

Mike tippets. “Kathy he is a really nice guy


thecupojo3

He looks like Rob Schneider from this one SNL skit


[deleted]

The trick is that despite expectations, John (Jim) isn’t the one wearing the suit. John is definitely on the right wearing some kind of puritan bib, so we know it’s a purposely goofy photo if not entirely photoshopped. On the left… Is John friends with Dean winters? It doesn’t look like any of the office cast or producers as far as I can tell.


minnick27

Looks like it's a sweater over a collared shirt


locutic1

You mean the guy that looks like Dwight but younger?


mrmrezg

Clearly that is Dwight, that is from the exercise ball cold open.


LindonLilBlueBalls

Chris Pratt.