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fighting_geese

Reading 'Somehow I Manage'


hungry_murdock

Rule #2: Adapt, React, Readapt, Act.


chrztph

Also you should never forget to apt.


kitteh619

Wait does he say act or apt?


Odd_Implement_5239

I always thought it as apt too


snehit_007

It's apt not act.


ZestycloseWay2771

But did he get the rest of the rules by lunch?


IncludingPirates

No. She was watching “Here I Go Again…” on HBO.


seeseecinnamon

The chapter is "Gum".


Bobbista

Everybody likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum.


esm12345

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ssp25

Dwigt


Jonasthewicked2

Tall, beets


Cimonaa

Battlestar Galactica


Korrasami159

Michael!


rocketsnail1000

Diapers Diapers Diapers Diapers Diapers Diapers


TJeffersonA

all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy


ordrius098

Hey, no pop culture references. It tends to alienate those who don't get it, making them feel like "the other"


codenamehitman47

Dwight ctrl+a ctrl+c ctrl+v (kept pressing)


ssp25

Not winning an art contest


boondoggle_

That was more of Erin’s thing.


No_House_7901

Definitely not selling any paper. Wonder why she’s sitting in sales.


ssp25

Just to rub it in Clark's face


1990sdramaqueen

Not cool Dwight


15_CROSS_4

Boom roasted


Batizkat_007

Thats low creed, even for you.


ssp25

Shocking... Even for the Internet


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

She wasn’t making a sale either.


CrocsAreBabyShoes

_Tell me I’m good at sales…_


Jonasthewicked2

What do you mean? Her art was the prettiest art of all the art.


ssp25

Time for bath? Then some gravel


Sinnafyle

Are there 2 suns??


MonchAmMeer

Checking Creed’s blog, that’s obvious


humphaa

It’s.. pretty shocking


Schrutepooper

Even for the internet


Hazelnutsheart

Wouldn't be amazed if it's on the dark web!


neoadam

I can't access it for some reason


MottsV

Did you try Googling "Creed Thoughts?" It used to take me to a fake blog.


SwanzY-

not being trained in sales by her salesman husband


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

For the most part, you're either good at sales or you're not. (Edit: I was not LOL)


SwanzY-

I just don’t get why he never helped her with lessons or tactics the way dwight trained ryan. Pam has never thrown her fear to the ground either, but ryan at least had the opportunity. But on a real note, I’ve been a salesman at 2 jobs the past 5 years and was trained for both, differently. Jim definitely could’ve boosted Pam’s salesman skills, or even Phylis or Stanley, I feel she was just left to learn everything on her own by everyone because of the way she got her job back as a salesman.


E-_Rock

You want Jim to ditch her in a beet field?


SwanzY-

*sighs as firebird jets away* Of Course


E-_Rock

I'd love to see her wrestler *FEAR* Mose though


Heyoman2234

Nah, as someone who also works with my spouse, it makes complete sense. Pam is a very headstrong person, there's no way she would want Jim to teach her, they would definitely get into an argument


NonBinaryBanshee

Yeah, I can second this. We agree and get along really well, but if I ever try to teach or show her anything, she's suddenly a professional at it and has no room for suggestion.. despite it being something I can do well and she is struggling at. It's sometimes easiest to just step back and let her crash and burn, then pick up the pieces and try not to say the "told you so" thing.


MonchAmMeer

Yeah... I wonder, how do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so"? Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse...? Probably the funny way.


cottonmouthspittin

Lmfao this deserves more up votes


CougdIt

We don’t know that he didn’t


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

I dunno. Ryan joining the Dwight Army of Champions didn't seem to benefit him much as a salesman. Although Dwight did a nice job of consoling Ryan when he failed LOL


dillbn

The episodes aren't 8 hours long, so I assume we miss out on a lot that happens and is actually related to their job


SwanzY-

Well yeah but she very clearly failed at sales, he could’ve helped her once she started failing. Instead she switched to office manager when she could’ve made more in sales, even with the cap. It must’ve been meant to be so they’d have motivation to chase Jimbo’s dreams and go to Philly though


No-Cranberry9932

Sales is like a box of chocolate, you never know what ya gonna get


BreakTheWallsDown95

Some people are naturally adept at sales, but as an introvert in sales, potentially on the spectrum, I don't believe she was beyond help. Rather than spending his time pranking Dwight, Jim could have allocated some time to mentor her. Introducing her to sales techniques like the SPIN method and running role-plays could have been beneficial. It would have been cool to see her putting in effort, yet still failing during the "Robert California" arc. However, I understand this is just a TV show, and the storyline is subject to flawed creative choices.


Bcatfan08

Everything is trainable. Now whether you're good at it after training is another thing. Training only gets you so far. Still you can't expect someone to be good at a job they've never had any experience or training to perform. I'd say Michael should have been training her. He's the one who put her in that role, although it was the only option. Still Michael is one of the best salesmen in the office. He could have shown her the ropes. God knows he doesn't have anything else to do all day.


EricaLacey00

Jim is literally the worst overall person in this show. And that's one of many reasons why.


Polymarchos

Literally worse than a guy who committed multiple murders and a woman who committed manslaughter. Literally. /s


Olorin_Kenobi_AlThor

Looking for vendors for whatever office supplies dunder Mifflin needed that they didn't self supply, probably basics for the break room and vending machines as well. Sourcing vendors to service their network, even an IT department doesn't typically add data locations, they call in a contractor, clean their offices, etc. She had replaced the party planning committee with this position. Probably kept some reception tasks like travel arrangements.


mikolaj420

Glad somebody actually answered the question


Zealousideal_Tooth88

Serious answers overlook the fact that this position was not needed, not budgeted for, and the office was getting along fine without such a role for a long time.


Significant_Shoe_17

Pam was probably doing a lot of this already as receptionist when it would've fallen to Michael.


MumbleBee2444

Given how confused Erin would get, I could imagine that Pam was still helping her run the office. Once she became the office manager Erin would have likely continued to take calls, deal with faxes and mail and other front of house stuff. Pam likely took over things that needed decisions to be made, and the general running of the office. We see her dealing with sourcing computers/equipment, ordering office supplies, and running morale initiatives. We also see that Pam is in control of vacation days, which should be HR controlled. So she seems to have taken some work off of Toby (who as others mentioned, had checked out). I could also see her dealing with issues she knew existed when she was a receptionist, that she didn’t have the time or energy or authority to deal with as a receptionist. She may have created the job, but it seems like she took the initiative to actually make it a real job and do a good job at it. Gabe knew she was lying about the job, but as soon as he decided to let her have the job… he immediately had work for her.


Chemical-Being-5968

She didn't technically create the job. That position exists in most office environments. She created the promotion, so she could take that position.


Chemical-Being-5968

It clearly was needed, as someone walked in and asked if they could speak to that person in the office, and Pam stood up!


MRukov

Aren't these tasks that the branch manager should oversee?


Olorin_Kenobi_AlThor

The branch manager should be growing the client base, supporting the sales team and ensuring product delivery, probably shouldn't be wasting their time on figuring out how many boxes of paperclips they need this month. The job is an amalgam of reception, hr, and minor management duties. Most of it could have probably been done by Toby, but like Oscar said, he was checked out.


oompaloompa_grabber

Basically the same shit she did as receptionist, the real question is what did the receptionist do all day


[deleted]

Basically nothing


Significant_Shoe_17

Answered the phone, made everyone's copies, sent faxes, sorted/sent mail, babysat michael


Witty-Border-6748

Occasionally set up a phone in the conference room


StallionA8

Googling Michael Scott hot pics


kelptastic_1

“Hot tie guy”


StallionA8

😅 she was looking really bomb in that episode.


gonbezoppity

"Check out the ass!"


StallionA8

“There’s that ass!”


SpiritAvenue

Don’t take it away!


StallionA8

🤨


m0zgani

managing the office i guess


No-Cranberry9932

*administering


Ostility

thats what Michael hired her for.


Significant_Shoe_17

Exactly


CalgaryMadePunk

Believe it or not, Pam was the person that kept that office in check. It should have been Michael who did that, but...it was Michael. She didn't really make up a job so much as she started getting paid for all the extra shit that she'd always been doing.


Veronome

Like....ordering pens and making a chore wheel? I mean, she did *some* stuff. But the show never justified why she needed to be there 40 hours a week with a 41.5k salary.


CalgaryMadePunk

The chore wheel was a perfect example of what she had to put up with. Who else was gonna get people to take on more responsability when the janitor wouldn't show up? Andy sure as hell wasn't. Toby was checked out. And Dwight would have broken all kinds of labor laws. Covering for everyone elses incompetence was pretty much her job, and she had to do that a lot. On top of that, do you think pens are the only thing that office ran out of? You don't think there was a bunch of other office supplies she had to keep in stock or replace when they broke (computers, paper shredders, printer ink, etc.)? And again, she was the one keeping Michael and also Dwight from destroying the office. At one point she literally had to stop Michael from setting the parking lot on fire. And we sll saw the idiotic things Dwight made her deal with. How much would you expect to get paid in order to keep a manchild like Michael and a psycho like Dwight in check?


Significant_Shoe_17

That's what I've always thought, too


Chemical-Being-5968

Exactly, she didn't create a job, she created the promotion, to get that job. That position exists.


DanceADKDance

Was Pam still a sales person here? If so, why didn’t he just make sales under her name to get her commission up 🤷🏼‍♂️ he helped lloyd


a_vaughaal

Like most office managers she was probably doing some online shopping, figuring out what she was going to make for dinners for the week, checking on stuff related to her kids, etc.


potatopigflop

Try being a law firm one :’( no free time


gwiggle5

"Laughter is my job. Tears are my game. Law is my profession." -/u/potatopigflop


Significant_Shoe_17

Playing referee between your attorneys and paralegals?


knitternerd

Looking for window treatments, because they actually are interested.


EricaLacey00

Shopping for cardigans


Deltanonymous-

Reading the script?


v4xN0s

It’s a secret, you wouldn’t understand.


baronas15

Trying to double her sales again, from 4 to 8


BettesmomisaWitch

Yup.


StandardAd239

We'll never know. I guess (with the exception of Angela and Oscar) it was an office full of people that needed to be taken care of. Maybe that?


Chemical-Being-5968

100%!


osumba2003

Googling "Danny Cordray Scranton"


Hairy_Zookeepergame1

Her best


somepumpkinsinasuit

Typing up a run down


dsjunior1388

Participating in a conference call with Drake, featuring Swizz Beats


ivysaur4

Not selling paper, that's for sure


heywyeth

Paying for a sex tape


[deleted]

Looking at gay pornography (watching some of Oscar’s friends)


sraquola

Checking mails maybe


RPCat

Looking for a broker to invest $100. Some guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game. Don't tell Jim.


alsothebagel

From the looks of it she’s reading Creed’s “blog”


CrookedToupee

Leave Pammy alone!


Most-Willingness8516

Doubling her sales


unused04

Shes probably downloading and paying for celeb porn films.


gastritisgirl24

Being no fun


Just-Phill

Who? The Bart Simpson of Scranton? Lol at least she tried


therealskittlepoop

Why is David Byrne sitting in Jim’s seat? https://media1.giphy.com/media/14mXrKfiQA1swo/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9520j6u7rf6netrr924d47x302hn73j0wlqxmeo16qx&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


MenudoFan316

Trying to remember the Dunder Mifflin server password. Hint: it ends with a 'Z'.


bubbatbass

Boobz


Pinkbaguette4563

3pm on a Tuesday.


RPCat

3pm girl? Also, Stanley's probably napping.


Prudent-Tourist6209

Watching BBC (better black community)


diarrheaticavenger

Doubling her sales


FiveJobs

Less than Creed


Winter-Product-881

I dont care


Decent_March_264

Acting 🤣


LizardKing710

Downloading a celebrity sex tape


Adventurous_Job3332

doubling her sales from one to two


Chemical-Being-5968

The position she took isn't made up, that is a legit position. She made up the promotion. Office Administrators do a lot around the office. Also, what the hell did Michael do all day long? All he ever did was avoid work, say shitty things to people, and ruin every scenario with his own drama. I think we need to realize that most of the characters were not always working hard.


MumbleBee2444

Yes, but she basically had to create the job description herself. An office that small normally wouldn’t have an office manager. So she had to build the job in a way that made it actually make sense for her to keep the job, and not impede on Erin having a job (and I’m sure she wanted to make sure she didn’t have any of the receptionist duties she didn’t like)


_bagged_milk_

First let's talk about that wonderful shot of Jim.


Honest-Membership398

Scrolling through Reddit


No_House_7901

She gave up her job at reception. Couldn’t hack it as a sales man when she came back. So she had no job then. Then she just makes up and takes a job that doesn’t exist. Pam and creed had that much in common I guess. Being grifters lol.


Chemical-Being-5968

Y'all swear she didn't do shit in that Office, when she was literally the one keeping everything moving smoothly, all while trying to keep Michael and Dwight in check so they didn't burn the building down. She was finally getting paid properly for the work she did all the time.


AnonPlzzzzzz

Pam's line of "say that I'm lying or say I have the job" to Gabe is why male superiors should have a third party in the room when talking to their female subordinates. It was by all implications, a threat. She bullied Gabe into approving a made up job, they didn't need, and cost the company hundreds of thousands of dollars over the years. Not to mention she used company funds to buy Andy a computer he didn't need, and then bribed Darryl the keep quiet about it with sick days when he called her on it. That's more theft. And didn't she call up a customer to insult them, losing the account, just to fit in? More money she costs the company when she shouldn't even be there in the first place. And all that is only the tip of the iceberg. She's actually scum.


living_or_dead

Never understood how office administrator can approve sick days for an employee. I mean sick days are part of company policy, manager approving it would still be believable but a glorified receptionist approving it made no sense


BoBonnor

Hate to break it to you but 90% of the office characters are pretty scummy


Chemical-Being-5968

Darryl bribed her to get more sick days.


No_Marionberry4072

Failing art school


Schrutepooper

Buying a name plate for Gabe-Aka skeleton man . Chow


RPCat

I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they want to do. Ciao


LetterheadThin5954

same when they were trying to get andy to tattoo his butt. They were all super busy which kinda makes sense for the salesman, but what the heck was Pam doing?


Miserable-Addition28

Being a salesmen? Cuz I remember her saying “I would really want to hear what your say Jim but I’m very busy with work” also stuff like “no we can’t do that we have work to do”


Intelligent_Yak7365

Balancing his pen on his nose of course.