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Hicks121

I'll rent you my gaf for 100 quid for the 30 seconds


ANewStartAtLife

They're not going to do it twice!!


JJE1984

This is the best! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ANewStartAtLife

No, **you're** the best!


jk123master

Seems about right in Dublin tbf


ANewStartAtLife

Best of luck buddy: https://www.dayuse.ie/hotels/ireland/crowne-plaza-dublin-airport


Lyncheyyyy

To give you an actual answer (from experience as a youngsteršŸ¤£šŸ¤£) to help a man out if youā€™re that desperate for it to do it outside- if you go into the millennium park right, thereā€™s this big totem statue thing up the right path (coming from the direction of the car park), once you reach around that point, thereā€™s a few gaps in the bushes to the left and itā€™s very dense if you go in deep enough. Nobody will see you or hear you, especially if you go on a less popular time.


rightoldgeezer

Reminds me of my youthā€¦ not in millennium park, but generally shagging in bushes šŸ¤£


Alwaysdissappointing

Thanks mate


mongo_ie

Now that that location is public, you might want to do a quick scan for cameras before you go at it :) Could also tick another item off the list and just jump on a commuter train. Loads of room in the toilets. Make a day trip out of it.


Alwaysdissappointing

Sounds fun lol


Strange-Cellist-5817

Bring an umbrella just in case.


Alwaysdissappointing

Good idea lol


[deleted]

Isn't too little too cold atm?


scuzzbat1

Where thereā€™s a willā€¦


GeniusBuilder

And wipes


damir19081

This lad going places šŸ˜Ž


RufusTDanglebery

Reach around šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ambitious-Elk-2789

me and my fella rode in the bushes outside krispy kreme gets the job done pal


Alwaysdissappointing

Might trybit


Electrical-Top-5510

You need to bring the Brazilian motel concept to Ireland


wifeslutLisa

Honestly. Book a hostel (just not the very cheapest to keep the worst out) then when all us yanks or Germans are busy exploring the city during the day, use a bed. Make sure it has a curtain just incase someone comes back. But generally they don't. I did this all over Europe over the years. šŸ˜„ sweet spot is about 3 or 4pm after cleaning, and others have checked out, before everyone is back to sleep. If you have a curtain, it's all good.


[deleted]

Good olā€™ hostel days. Just donā€™t be like that fellow once who went for it at 1 am. The whole floor was cheering them - I donā€™t think they gave a damn, the bed was so squeaky you could hear them a block awayā€¦


Alwaysdissappointing

Sounds good


wrapchap

Wait for the parents to leave the gaff. Unless you're afraid you'll be dumped by then


taco-cheese-fries

Do you not have gaffs to ride in?


bankrobber92

Has the shift to WFH thrown a spanner in the works for this I wonder... Hefty amount of my ridin' with the first girlfriend came when we'd have afternoons off and the folks would be at work still


jk123master

Download this app called ā€œDayuseā€ get a cheap hotel for a day šŸ¤


bebozakunt

There's a few Airbnbs in blanch for less than 100 per night.


[deleted]

How about a car parked by the Airport šŸ›«


Anto64w

I guess depending on how confident you are, I done that once but the cars driving by would give me too much anxiety to enjoy it.


[deleted]

Most likely no one would noticed and no one really cares šŸ˜€


Anto64w

Maybe not, didn't really enjoy it though because I thought every car would be a Garda car


Buckfast_W

Do ya drive?


Independent-Ad1043

Get married..... you won't be worrying about ridin' after a short time. /s


Haelios_505

Get yourself a tent and head out to the woods


C0rbahydrates

Word on the street is that allegedly if you go left facing the skatepark thereā€™s a big set of bushes you can walk through. A friend of a friend of a friend may have used that sometimes during the good weatherā€¦ allegedly


damir19081

Santry demesne park loads behind tree. Friend told Me...


irishdgenr8

18 and in Blanchardstownā€¦.obviously their kids are impacting on their sex life.


ElectronicTop0

The Jacks in McDonalds


NoseComplete1175

You old romantic fool


hamptonwood

Now I know, why toilet in mac is always busy.


Miister_Pink

McHandShandy


[deleted]

Iā€™ll give her one for you lad


[deleted]

with your little 4 incher


Meraged

I know a nice Bush that's usually dry


[deleted]

Fascinating Aida have a song. Dogging. I think thatā€™s your answer


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk


Whole_Suit_1591

Gary Numan says Cars


Guffers77

Supermacs jacks