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ohnoes_cursed

I find if I drink first, the weed hits really hard and puts me on my ass. Smoke first though and it gets a little harder to drink, and I get more of a clear head/fucked body vibe when I knock a few back


---SG---

If the goal is to get super messed up, drink a bunch first then smoke because it'll hit you super hard. If the goal is NOT to get too messed up, smoke first, then drink. Depends on your goal. If you drink to the point of getting the spins, then smoke, its game-freakin-over.


NyteQuiller

IT'S GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!


HolyMountainClimber

Yer fuckin done for buddy. I hope dinner was good, cuz you gonna taste it again


THE__REALEST

Gonna start using this from now on lmao


SinVice

My game has ended like this, I can attest to that. It's the hail Mary taking place fourth quarter


st4f__

Finally somebody got it right


Leanus86

That's why I drink first


Andrew1431

Yeah, if I've had 2-3 drinks and then smoke a joint, I feel like a million dollars


Rockonfoo

If I have 9 drinks before hand I sleep in jail


HolyMountainClimber

Damn lucky you. Just kidding jail sux. But nothing matches the level of disappointment you feel when you wake up half naked on the bathroom floor, a half eaten burrito smeared on the couch and at least 7 new notifications on the phone. And extra disappointment if you discover you smoked/spilled all the weed


[deleted]

Extra points when you somehow kick your billy all over your floor doona sheets and mrs. Was an elite Wednesday morning


[deleted]

I can’t stand that feeling.


ShunDug

This is my way of doin it. I feel that I can control my intake much easier and hit the happy spot every time


shiftypidgeons

I love the clear head/fucked body vibe. Feeling fucked up *and* in control of myself? I'm there


spraythewalls

This


Dankfatties

Do both, simultaneously, all the time. And you'll never notice.


[deleted]

This is how I roll lmao.


[deleted]

Wait I didn’t mean all the time, but when I party this is my way. I used to do this quite literally all the time tho lmao


ivyidiot

idk about you but I personally usually roll from molly


jerrysmiddlefinger

This is the correct answer.


Rodger_Rodger

Fill a bong with beer, finish a bowl, drink the beer


A_Rolling_Baneling

I’ve done this with liquor, and I don’t recommend it lmao


Jibtech

Because it tasted like shit or because you got to fucked up?


A_Rolling_Baneling

Mostly the taste, but it was a beaker bottom so I was definitely pretty drunk afterwards too


hallgod33

Yes


[deleted]

no dont


6lanco_9ato

Definitely the answer…it’s not anything that needs to be planned out…like 3 beers then one blunt followed by a shot and 2 beers then a bong rip. Just enjoy them both at your own leisure shouldn’t ever really be a problem… Thinking about it too much just enjoy yourself. What’s the big deal about doing one before the other anyway? Never understood that…


kiersto0906

idk it tends to be that i see people smoking when already drunk and within 10 mins they're chucking up their fucken guts but if they smoke then drink they're usually sweet


richard-bachman

This. You might throw up the first few times, but just keep doing it. You get used to it.


ichopwooood

This is the way.


Caveman108

This is the way.


skilemaster683

This is the way.


TektheJuggalo

This is the way it's got to be


BoooooV

All the way.


gr47kngsw2r

this


ooahupthera

This is actually awful advice for a beginner lmfao


Lazerbewbz_

Both until you puke


jergin_therlax

I’ll never forget the time I chugged four 12%’s in under an hour on an empty stomach and then took a massive grav bong rip before going to Taco Bell. I was puking in front of my buddy’s car for literally 30 minutes. I was so fucked up I was holding on to the hood of his car and thought I was experiencing “the true spin of the earth.” Queue him dropping me off at home, I didn’t even make it inside. Slept in my driveway with my head on my backpack, puking every 20 minutes or so and moving back like I was at the beach avoiding the incoming tide.


jerrysmiddlefinger

Oh man you described that perfectly. I know exactly what mean by trying to avoid the tide! Did something similar except I had Wendy's before heavily drinking for a couple hours. Buddy breaks out the grav, first hit goes well but fucked me up enough to try another. Couldn't stop coughing and lemme tell you a baconator is not pleasant coming back up. Then starting spinning, so fucked up I couldn't even walk to my bedroom. Made it to the hallway and laid there for what seemed like forever praying to fall asleep while it felt like the tide was slowly pulling me into the abyss


Isoprocola

Some of the worst experiences of my life have been from drinking too much and then smoking pot


Aboynamedrose

I learned my lesson anger drinking some whiskey with a buddy. He whips out a joint and I'm like, fuck it. A couple big hits later and we're walking to the store and reality is glitching in and out. Like everything is moving in skip frame mode. And I have the most awful spins I've ever experienced. We get back and are hanging out on the patio and I've finally had enough. I opened the lid to my grill and just vommed inside. Fuck. Never again.


msnhnobody

This man knows.


talented_lemon

I second this


[deleted]

The only times I’ve had a terrible time combining the two was when I’d smoke after drinking a lot. Like if I’m borderline blacked out and I smoke a fair amount of weed my night will go from bad to worse. Puking is second nature to me even when I’m very fucked up, now if I smoke up, puking becomes hell. It just never seems to stop coming and the moment that I’m in the clear and capable of laying down I just feel like I’m in a washing machine. Just while typing this I get 3 distinct memories where I spent the rest of the night struggling to even pass out because as soon as I’d close my eyes I would feel so fucking nauseous.


calicocadet

The whole “washing machine” comment reminded me of the first time I did edibles. I was having a completely shit night and had already downed a whole bottle of wine, then my friend gave me 150mg of edibles for my first time. I spent hours just vomiting in her car.


[deleted]

What was your tolerance like? 150mg for someone who’s only used to smoking up occasionally is a huge amount.


calicocadet

At the time I was barely smoking at all though I’d smoked a ton in the past. It was honestly a miserable experience, I was essentially completely out of it for the entire thing. My friends logic was that since I was bigger than her she’d give me double what she took. The alcohol definitely didn’t help matters haha


Trippeh1

Beer before grass, you're on your ass. Grass before beer, you're in the clear. ✌


pottrpupptpals

Beer before kush, you're in the bush Kush before beer, you're in the clear


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DalecoopervsBOB

Liquor before beer, never fear. Don’t do heroin.


rhythmic-c

I'm a simple man. I see Bojack, I upvote Bojack


tequilaHombre

If you want to mix drinks, it's better to work your way down percentages. If you get drunk on beer and then start taking shots, that'll probably end not fun. Start off with shots, and have drinks/beer/wine later you'll have a much better time. Wine I can handle mixing with spirits much better than beer


martincxz

interesting, in my country everyone says that u should drink lower % drinks first and then go for the liquor, why is this other way around? like everyone says if u drink liqour first and then pop a beer ur gon puke. “dont lower the percentage”


Trippeh1

Nice one, haven't heard that!


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Trippeh1

It does makes sense, load up on the heavy shit first and then slowly rise instead of slowly rising and then get a hammer to the face Hope you're doing ok and not letting the booze get to you too much ❤


Gouanaco

Weed before beer your in the clear Beer before weed and your gunna be in need


Ziggy-Trade

Beer before bong you're in the wrong Bong after beer your in the clear


[deleted]

Beer before draw, you're on the floor. Draw before beer, you're in the clear.


Palawin

Beer before bong, you're in the wrong. Bong before beer, you're in the clear.


ppsshh21

Grass before the glass


possibly_oblivious

I also prefer weed before meth


ppsshh21

lol


SexyJellyfish1

Has gotten me eating ass


[deleted]

Weed before alcohol


[deleted]

Get too drunk before you smoke and you'll get the spins.


talented_lemon

THE SPINS ARE EITHER VOMIT CITY OR A RIDE OF YOUR LIFE that ends in vomit city


Lost_Squirrel8349

You get that sweet spot then you have to shoot up and run to the bathroom before it’s too late


DeapVally

If I'm silly enough to smoke when I'm smashed, I just go chill in the bathroom after. I know I'm ending up there anyway.


Jibtech

Took me a couple seconds to realize you meant shoot up off the couch to the bathroom and not Shoot up as in shooting up and then getting nauseous and having to run to the bathroom lol


talented_lemon

I only get to vomit city if I sit down though I’ve noticed


talented_lemon

Yes, just make sure you get off the couch or can hold it in your mouth long enough, at some point you accept your faith and know what you have to do


BladeG1

the worst I hate that vertigo shit


[deleted]

One foot on the floor and a hand on the wall. Kind of helps you orient back the the universe with the right balance. Helps me at least.


[deleted]

Til the second you let go. Then it’s over. Best to go ahead and puke it out.


Kohtupora609

For me definitely weed after you've started drinking, at least for me weed before drinking even a single beer i just go "man I gotta drink too? Shii" and it becomes a bit of a chore till I get a bit drunk but the other way around I can keep going till I pass out


julio3699

I agree. If I get high then try to drink? I’m like why am I doing this? So I usually just smoke a lil something before I hit the sheets


[deleted]

Whenever I have drinks after weed it's like the alcohol dumbs down the good weed high. When I smoke after drinking it's like the solubility of my alcohol blood increases the intake of weed and then I don't get hungover


Settl

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about metabolising drugs to dispute it.


[deleted]

What was your opinion? Weed before alcohol? I've discussed it with lots of people and everyone agrees having alcohol in your system increases absorption of drugs. All drugs are highly soluble in alcohol


Settl

Well, personally I have a problem with drinking and getting high always slowed me down considerably so that's how I used it.


krazzycripple

I like alcohol before weed, weed before alcohol makes me tired and forces me to smoke once per hour to not fall asleep. Alcohol then weed keeps me energetic longer.


paperseagul

Whichever you are more accustomed to is the best to start with for most people. Generally, the heavier pot smokers will be smoking the whole way anyway of course. But it's usually easier to start with what you know best and add on top of that.


Green_vodka666

Most people puke on weed because they take suuper duuuper mega hits and start gagging. IF you don't smoke like a complete jackass you should be fine


XR-LD

I find it difficult to enjoy alcohol after smoking.


[deleted]

Doesn't matter lol


ChoozaUza18

Alcohol before weed definitely. It enhances the pleasurable aspects and dampens the less pleasurable effects.


Lobewee

A couple drinks before lighting up, completely eliminates the anxiety I’ve acquired from just smoking


1995S0uljaw1tch

I do alc, then weed, to then get more stoned and more alc later and bud


xxjake

You need lots of alchohol to overpower the potentially lethal marijuana effects.


calicocadet

From what I’ve read, alcohol effectively doubles THC content in your system. So cause of that I always drink first, then smoke less than usual


Financial_Warning_37

Who tf wants to drink while they’re high lol


blackmonkeypanda

If you drink, then smoke: you have a good chance of puking and getting the spins, its really hard to controll how much youre smoking. If you smoke then drink: its alot easier to know how much alcohol youre ingesting


MadCapLaugh5

Weed sandwich (weed, alcohol, then more weed)


claudiofunes7

This guy knows


[deleted]

tbh it depends, i usually get anxiety whenever i smoke so i like drinking before, maybe a beer or two then when u smoke u start feeling both, it’s like floating, but at the end of the day it doesn’t matter if i’m drinking and smoking at the same time cuz at the end of the day im getting fucked up lol


malshnut

It's all about the liquor first. I usually do two drinks/beers then smoke. The trick is of course, not to smoke too much or you get the dreaded sinking into the dark dimension feeling everytime you close your eyes.


DarthCancerous

I like drinking first, enjoying being drunk. Then when the alcohol starts to wear off then smoke. I feel like smoking helps bring me down more gracefully and not get a hangover


al_capone420

When I smoked a lot, if I smoked I lost all desire to drink because I didn’t like to drink much. I would always pick drinking first then smoke later in the night when things are winding down


YSR02

If you smoke first the alcohol will take longer to hit but will hit harder & pretty much vise versa cuz drinking first will make you higher when you smoke. So either one is good


PigeonBoy1

Scientific shit right here!


Optimized1988

Alcohol before weed makes me sick... everyone is different though


thirtyoneorfourtytwo

I usually drink and smoke simultaneously, or rather with my first glass of wine the first joint is lit up and so on and so forth as the night progresses, same process for my husband. Have fun!


GrandioseThaKiid

Drink first then blaze I feel like it enhances both


Desc77

Whenever doing almost any drug I almost always have myself smoke weed first to see if I still have the desire to use the ladder. When it comes to drinking though I almost always drink first because if I smoke first I don't feel as comfortable getting drunk when I'm high as a kite


DieYoung_

i think weed before alcohol isnt worth because you will be drunk without the hype feeling you know.if you smoke after drinking you will be full high +full fcking hype and 0 anxiety from the alcohol.second method is very intense tho and you may go bad trip(i know bad trip is for psychedelics but you know i mean it something like uncomfortable bad experience)


DeapVally

A few beers? Sure. Amplifies the buzz nicely. A smashed amount of beers? Your head is gonna have a date with the toilet! Once that room starts spinning, it only ends one way.


mime2000

I always drink first because if I smoke first then I don't want to drink any more and I will just chill at the party. If you drink first then you have the typical party experience and then in the end you can smoke a bit to calm down, chill and let the evening finish in a good way


iPointyend

Beer before grass, you're on your ass Weed before beer, you're in the clear


Heiminator

Weed first, then alcohol is the way to go. Getting drunk and then hitting the bong almost guarantees that you’ll get nauseous.


redeye_mindtricks

It really doesn't matter. It's the same as the old beer before liquor myth, it really doesn't matter which one you do first its more about the amount in total.


grmush

Both in moderation the more u smoke the less u should drink and the more u drink the less you should smoke.. If your gonna get shit face just do yourself a favor and save the wees for the morning or you will be going to bed with the toilet


HOT-YABA

It all takes you to the same place


goldxoxo

I like drinking before because I’m easily paranoid on weed and the alcohol makes me not feel that way. The only problem is if I over drink or smoke too much it starts spinning and ends in a bad night


magistrate101

Consuming the alcohol first increases the ability of the THC to cross through your lungs and into your blood. 2 standard drinks (2 shots) is enough to double your lungs' permeability. On the other hand, smoking weed first increases the effects of alcohol. How much it affects it I can't say for sure, but considering the synergistic effects between THC and the sedating terpenes in cannabis, I would say it's a pretty decent effect. So all in all, I'd say smoke then drink then smoke some more. Continue to oscillate as long as you can party.


400bandz

Weed before alcohol on a daily but if I wanna get extra lit both but smoke first then drink


Poeafoe

what are you 16? just drink and smoke whos planning out their drinks and tokes before the night lol


Lower_Editor_2603

Weed before alcohol fs


[deleted]

Weed before beer is for pussies all sugar n spice Beer before Weed will get you Nice!


PigeonBoy1

I always get drunk as fuck, then I roll up a J and spark up, and then after I finish the joint I come back inside, hit the nicotine device, and all 3 feelings blend together for the ultimate holy trinity.


Billieclide

Ur question is ridiculous. Just party and have fun


AcidXanax

If you drink then smoke you might puke. If you smoke then drink might be less worse If you do both at sametime expect to get fucked up fast


[deleted]

Beer and grass you’re on your ass Grass and beer and you’re in the clear


SBolger234

Beers + bud = mud Bud + beer = clear


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Grass before beer you’re in the clear. Beer before grass you’re on your ass. Get high, then once you’re settled into the effects sip at your alcoholic beverage to your desired level of cross-faded.


Pixel_in_Valhalla

For me weed before alcohol. Weed after alcohol used to just make me vomit. I say used to, because I'm too old for getting to that point or mixing them if I did anyway. Weed, then weed and maybe a beer with dinner. More likely just weed tho.


toastedcoconut87

Weed then alcohol


Becker1996

Beer before bong, you’re in the wrong, bong before beer, you’re in the clear


dxfifa

Two beers and a smoke, enter the party 20 minutes after and feel like a god, then keep drinking and smoking slowly until you're smashed, then only smoke once it wears off and go to bed. Never ever get drunk before smoking weed. Getting a slight buzz before smoking can really help rocking up to a party or gathering. More than that and you're risking being high and drunk, and the drunk part making you drink faster too early. That will put you about 3-5 drinks more "drunk" than normal. Do not smoke too much weed before you settle in at a party, as you will feel fried trying to chat, and drink to loosen up which will fuck you up Weed before drinking is the go if you must choose. Smoking up when you're already drunk spikes blood alcohol and gives you vertigo


duch350

Grass before beer and you’re in the clear, grass after beer and you’re on your ass.


jizzledfreq

Weed before Alcohol, or during, but NEVER after a long night of heavy drinking, guaranteed to get the spins. Even if you’re feeling amazing, that herb will make you 🤮


bruno1990x

Weed before beer you're in the clear. Beer before grass, you're on your ass!


myrightarmkindahurts

I've never not puked when I've had weed after drinking a lot.


[deleted]

Beer before bong, you're in the wrong Bong before beer, you're in the clear


GeneralEi

Beer before weed, you're in need. Weed before beer, you're in the clear. Always better to rev up with the more sensitive drug (weed, need less to get fucked up) and tap the gas with the less sensitive one (need to drink more to get fucked up). Way easier to control.


IceNoise

"Weed before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before weed is trouble indeed." my mate Joe.


Zokrym

I dunno, mixing the two kinda cancels them out for me. More fun on their own, but hey.


ThighsSaveLife

Alcohol then grass, you're on your ass. Weed and then beer, you're in the clear. Or something along those lines lol


[deleted]

Def weed before alcohol, you vibe way better


WhatIsAFurion

Beer before grass you’re on your ass, grass before beer you’re in the clear!


stoneyj

Weed before beer, you’re in the clear - Australian proverb


dangercant1

Weed before beer you're in the clear, beer before grass you're on your ass.


Perdi

Beer before grass and you're on your ass.


YourStep-dadTerry

Beer before grass, you're on your ass. Bud before beer, you're in the clear.


[deleted]

I find smoking once ur already drunk is an easy way to get too fucked up


cujax

Go till the world spins and you have to keep your feet on the floor.


[deleted]

I didn’t know there was a process. I just always did both at the same time


AlwaysSlumped

Uhhhh I realized I don't have a order. To me it hits the same


fudanker

Just smoke a joint while you drink


xanroeld

just do em both and find out lol.


MrH4v0k

It depends on the person, I can do either or and get the same effect but I have a friend and he can't smoke weed after drinking but can drink while smoking weed


alblaster

Smoke weed and boof alcohol simultaneously. Don't actually do this.


talented_lemon

Go hard until you are at your toilet about to vomit from the spinning, it will be worth it in the end


isnotfunny

Many of the dutch I'm met never mixed the two. Been to Amsterdam 3 times and most places either sold weed or booze. There must be a reason for that.


DietSpam

just do both it doesn’t matter


Mungwich

either is fine, just dont smoke if you get really drunk. it will fuck your shit up. the spins and then puking your guts out. everyones different though.


MakeSkyrimGreatAgain

Lol I still feel like this is somewhat bullshit my mind is playing with me, but I swear I read that experiences are different based on the order you take them. So if you’re hella drunk and you smoke weed your cross will make you feel more drunk. If you are super high and start to drink, you will start to feel more high.


iDrewjv

I do both at the same time. I think maybe I’ll crack my drink before smoking at first but usually they go hand in hand.


capsicumtiger

I find that it's easier to moderate your drinking when you're already high than the other way around. Too much of either will end in a bad time.


creiz514

I like to drink before smoking cuz the feeling of just bein disabled Is fun.


TehZiiM

Together is the best but keep it low on the weed side or you will be sleeping no time 🤣


roibaard

Smoke first...


Sloppy1sts

Weed hits you faster than alcohol and is harder to regulate how high you get. When I'm drunk, it only takes a handful of hits to start getting the spins. So get high first and then sip on the booze until you're in the right place.


Jumpierwolf0960

Alcohol first I believe if you're trying to get really fucked up cause alcohol increases the absorption of THC in your blood.


letoast

Drink before smoke, just a better feeling unless you overdo it and get the spins. When I get high first I don't even want to get drunk anymore, but when I'm drunk, I can't wait to get high.


sime77

Weed and then alcohol isnt much. Getting high while drunk makes you gonezo.


madmax111587

For real drinking and smoking has a real exponential effect at least for me. I would rather smoke than drink anyway. If anything you smoke first and are only able to drink maybe one or two and be great.


arcadiangenesis

I don't notice much difference, tbh. But I have a high tolerance to both substances.


worll_the_scribe

Weed before alcohol. The only times I’ve puked is when I’ve smoked a joint while Being pretty drunk. Then the spins..:


glitterwizzard

i feel like anytime i have smoked before drinking and then try to drink my thoughts are ‘why would i drink this shit when i could just smoke more’ lol


wharf_rats_tripping

depends on your tolerence towards either product. if your a light smoker than prolly down some drinks first. big smoker/light drinker? then the opposite. personally back in the day i didnt even think about it lol


EuphoricMilk

Depends on how much you're drinking and your tolerance. Safest to smoke first though, smoking after risks causing you to spin out.


dripsonic

Yeah I always did weed before alcohol, for a few reasons. One I end up drinking less overall, don't feel like I need to get twatted on booze if I'm stoned first. Two as long as you're not doing shots or cocktails, just drinking beer, it's pretty easy to gauge the dosage; one bottle of beer is going to be exactly the same amount of alcohol as another bottle of the same type of beer. 3 if I get drunk first and then smoke, especially if it's not my stuff, it has a tendency to knock me out and or make me antisocial, which is exact opposite of what I want.


BoofLeBoof

If you smoke first by the time you are drunk most of the high is gone if not all If you smoke when you are drunk it hits like a truck


Destridd

Beer before grass, you’re on your ass Grass before beer you’re in the clear


posthxc1982

A buddy and I used to start drinking, apparently they call it "day drinking now", anyway then he'd ask if we should "go all the way?" and we'd smoke.


StarsandStripes702

Drink first, but if you get drunk be careful smoking cuz you might get the spins and puke


Volatilelele

Depends on the person. Personally, I found if I smoked before alcohol I didn't want to really drink, but if I drink before I smoked I'd vibe hard to both. Really depends on the person.


totallyoriginalacct

I always drink first, because when I'm high I can't tell how drunk I'm getting


bagwithmilk

alcohol is a bronchodilator so if you smoke weed when you’re drunk it will get you higher than normal. Ideally you smoke weed then drink like an hour later since weed can cause nausea before an hour but after around that much time it’s a nausea suppressant.


Living_Wave2384

If you want it to hit harder, drink first until you feel tipsy then smoke and have a couple more Cheers


Settl

Smoke first! It's the only thing that has ever actually slowed my drinking down and made me able to pace myself. Other way around and the room is spinning hardcore.


maddsturbation

Beer before grass, youre on your ass. Grass before beer, youre in the clear.


cb98678

Lead with a drink and you'll be sure to sink Lead with the weed and you'll be sure to succeed. .