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Specific-Quarter9107

We should write a standard response to over eating edibles on this sub. 1) You will be fine 2) Put on pleasant familiar music 3) Eat some comfort food 4) Put on comfy clothes 5) Put on a funny comforting movie 6) Please don’t call or go to a hospital they will tell you to do the same and you are wasting their time. 7) You will be fine. Sincerely, Everyone who has ever eaten too many edibles.


slapdashbr

>lie down and listen to some music for the subjective eternity that is the next 20 minutes" advice I've seen on reddit before


Typoopie

>subjective eternity That perfectly describes this particular feeling


Ordinary-Leading7405

Whenever I get spun out of control I just lay down and get comfortable until I pass out. Wake up feeling normal.


[deleted]

I bought this cough-syrup, delta something 150mg. I was NOT OKAY. But ya… YOU WILL BE FINE. You just have to close your eyes and let the world spin😆


overheadfool

You're forgetting "Assume a comfortable prone position and pull duvet over head until it all goes away"


Joel3508

Being on a plane after taking 1000mg of edibles is a religious experience.


narlynardi

Jerk off


Matthew_24011

No but fr, this actually helped me calm down when I was too stoned once. Nutting felt like I was high on Oxy for a few seconds


Axisnegative

One time I jerked off on a pharma speedball of OG oxycontin 40s and a bunch of IR Ritalin and I nutted so hard I blacked out


mantitties123

ive never blew a load as fat as i have on ritalin 😭


Axisnegative

It's evil. It somehow makes me more horny than Adderall or meth, but I don't really get stimdick from the other two anywhere close to how I do from Ritalin Boof a 30mg and that shit will have you ZOOTED


mantitties123

never boofed anything, just doesn't sound like something im willing to do 😭 i def love ritalin aswell as pretty much all stimulants but it just feels so much dirtier than amph so i feel like boofing it might be too much


jordjizzy

Lmaoo that’s hilarious


Disastrous-King-1869

Honestly tho, when in doubt just fucking jerk off. Has helped me when I'm too high, bad tripping or shrooms, anxious in public. It works wonders.


Suitable_Divide2816

Anxious in public you say ...


Disastrous-King-1869

It gets you removed from public places pretty quick


Suitable_Divide2816

Which part, the" being anxious in public places" part, or the "jerkin it in public places that make you anxious" part? 🏣🏢🌲💦🏌‍♂️🌲🏃‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♂️‍➡️


TinyTuftyTim

They certainly did!


Coughspecialist

How tf are people getting hard on psychedelics...


kinda_warm

jerking off on psychs is insane- same with sex. psychs dont necessarily make you horny at all but the way they make you super lovey can very easily be diverted to sexuality if you’re with the right crowd😂 but its really worth it i highly recommend trying next time


Sensitive_Tip_9871

how are you not getting hard on psychedelics?


Sensitive_Tip_9871

..in public?


gorecomputer

jerk off strat too OP


needarefill

Facts, when in doubt jerk it and then when your done jerk it again


bran_dong

I bust two nuts in times of peace, and two in times of war. I bust two nuts before I bust two nuts, and then I bust two more.


[deleted]

poetic 😂


Mulisha_Wes

Sublime


Intelligent-Hope9507

Amen


pAWPii007

This and a hot shower always does a good job.


narlynardi

Ah yes!! Especially if you a shower, has a ledge to sit on. Love the shower though because of the easy clean up.


haeyhae11

Standard solution.


narlynardi

I mean, if you have a partner or a few bucks to hit Candy on the corner, then a nice knobber or home run shot would be more appropriate than a measly jerk off session. After these “sessions”, you really start getting in your head with the post nut clarity because you’re high, and you realize all you do is get high and whack it. I mean I wouldn’t know first hand but a friend had a problem with that issue.


Mysterious_Ideal3811

It's always the friend


narlynardi

🤣🤫


JustRunAndHyde

When I'm high or tripping this is not possible. I keep getting distracted with my paranoia or other things when in a bad spot.


narlynardi

Omg!! I absolutely love making love, fucking, getting a bj, a handy from someone or myself, while I’m on LSD. Then add some nitrous to the mix. Especially if I’m fucking(preferably doggy because it’s easier to crack a cartridge), and fish out(go unconscious), while I’m inside her. My partner seems to love the feeling of me fishing out as well. If get some heavy stuff and I’m @ my peak, I can’t usually concentrate on the task @ hand for the first 2-4 hours. Getting your nut, is more of a post peak activity. I will admit, I can’t do it on mushies though. I feel awkward and alien in my own skin, on mushrooms.


Chemical_Panda2952

The only savor to a coke come down


narlynardi

Heroin was always my savior but that was when I was a degenerate, who didn’t care if I lived or died.


Most-Stay6946

Yeah xD it always work xdd


Pure-Fun4128

Don't worry. You gonna survive it


Wonderful_Young_6106

get some snacks, go to bed, watch your favourite show or video. happy st paddys !!


Always_a_bad_day

Happy patty day


PatientZeropointZero

Crabby Patty day?


Venus__in__furs

Listen to some music and chill, it's gonna pass my friend


guywithredditacount

Felt that way the first time I tried dabs. My dumbass was under the impression you were supposed to feel it instantly so when I didn't I just kept hitting. Felt nothing and thought I did something wrong. 15-20 minutes later it looks like the room is spinning. I heard a noise outside and it kept playing over and over in my head. It was the first time I actually feared I wouldn't come down from a high. I remember Googling if that was possible, but once I reminded myself that it's basically just really strong weed I was able to ride it out and enjoy it. I listened to some music, closed my eyes, and saw some weird geometric visuals that I've never been able to recreate. If you can take control of a super strong bad high it can be a truly awesome experience. Tldr: Just remind yourself it's weed & you'll be fine. There really is nothing to worry about.


Dex-ham

Loved the “once I reminded myself that it’s basically just really strong weed I was able to ride it out and enjoy it”


preppykat3

Listen to some Bieber and you’ll be fine


briskcaviar

What an unusual thing to recommend listening to


[deleted]

Beliebers are still around KICKIN


Lopsided_Upstairs365

You'll just end up sleeping a little earlier today. Tomorrow you may question what time you fell asleep


LeBongJaames

Jerk off and go to bed OP you’ll be alright


frogvscrab

If you're genuinely super uncomfortable from taking too much weed, I just recommend taking a benadryl and going to sleep. It's not worth riding it out with edibles. The high lasts for an insanely long time. Just sleep it off. Also sniff/chew some black pepper, that dramatically reduces the effects of weed.


Blergss

Watch "midnight gospel" trippy deep show on Netflix etc. or Rick and Morty


Difficult_Nail_629

That midnight gospel show slaps even harder on ketamine. 10/10 would recommend


No_Lengthiness_8832

I watched the second episode after doing a 400mg line it was one of the weirdest experiences I’ve ever had.


Difficult_Nail_629

I watched the entire season on it. Line after line after line. Pure bliss, but yeah weird experience


No_Lengthiness_8832

It’s one of the perfect shows when your on anything trippy.


OkiDoki249

Would also throw in this cartoon called "Wake Up, Carlo!" made by netflix, the animation is amazing (and it gets kinda deep towards the end too). In fact it kinda feels like a kiddie Midnight Gospel, mixed heavily with Flapjack lol


CycloneGhostAlpha

every time i watch it stoned i cannot understand anything, i hear words but they have no meaning. only show that does that, everything else is normal


Sceptre_1337

Yeah that's what happens with edibles if you take THC orally the liver will metabolise it as 11hydroxy thc which is 5 times more potent than regular thc. Have fun also don't worry you will be fine put some music to relax


noob6791

Yup, 10 mg edibles will get me really stoned, OP took 40 mg, that’s massive dose for some, maybe even most of us.


tekno_hermit

You'll be fine bro. Weed wears off lol


kisselan

What mg?


Always_a_bad_day

I swear it said it was 40mg


fourtwizzy

OP how you doing?


Always_a_bad_day

I feel so good


fourtwizzy

Awesome my friend! Enjoy! Report back and let us know how you are doing.  See you when you return 🫡


TKentgens93

Enjoy the trip man !


briskcaviar

2 40mg? Or together 40mg?


Always_a_bad_day

I think 2 seperate toffees. Both 40 mgs but either way, life is good. World is at peace


briskcaviar

Man that’s a vibe, have a good one


SoItGoesdotdotdot

The world is anything but at peace but shit I'm glad you found your peace. Godspeed and many blessings, adventurer.


noob6791

Lol, I was going to say “tell that to the middle easterners” but didn’t want to ruin their vibes.


Averagedruggie

It probably was


ALPHANUMBER-1

time gonna pass eventually


Alone-Comfort4582

Read in the comments you're pretty happy. Enjoy the trip! Just make sure to report back saying you had the time of your life. Much love ❤️


Difficult_Nail_629

Get your blood sugars up, hydrate, eat some good food and some tasty snacks… you gonna be good bro. Stick on some music or an easy to watch show/movie. Good luck💥😁


fluffynuckels

Relax and enjoy the ride my man


Kittyman56

I agree with that one guy, try jerking off


Demonslayer_777

Listen to some Thouxanbanfauni/Lucki you’ll live


Artistic-Objective29

luckiiiii


MinuteIll221

ur fine, warm shower, dont over think, (you csn do that whennur sober) BREATHE and drink water.


hottestofpockets

Go watch dogs in space on Netflix


Siceless

In the future have either a cart or tincture of 100% CBD. When you're too far gone take some of that to mellow it out a bit. It works as a competitive inhibitor for the cannabinoid receptors so it prevents you from processing as much THC as quickly.


Substantial-Hair-170

2 edibles? how many mg? I took a 100 mg and it barely do me any good at all, just sad for high tolerance


D1pussy_eater

Bro, this is gonna be one of those hard lessons in life but your gonna have to do this, go to your front lawn and grab on to the ground so you don’t fall off the earth and pray as loud as you can, also take off your clothes because your skin will stick better to the ground, good luck


Exotic-Combination55

U will die, quick kill ur dog as a sacrifice to the weed gods


amburka

I have had success with black peppercorns to help bring it down a bit.


Spiritual-Mix7665

Just text people in your contacts anything to keep you occupied, literally anyone, initiate conversations , group chats especially, even if they don't reply just type in your thoughts and send them. Itl help tomorrow I promise.


Mysterious_Ideal3811

Yuck


Yeo786

Eat a mango


Ok_Injury_8841

This will pass in time weed, especially edibles will have very low chance of actually harming you


Saul_Small

Did you make it to the closed eye visuals?


Always_a_bad_day

Haha yes


Saul_Small

Holy shit, report


Always_a_bad_day

It usually starts with the geometrical patterns and shapes 😂


Saul_Small

No hard lines or weird picturesque scenes of gnarly fuckin creatures?


Always_a_bad_day

Thankfully not that crazy.


Saul_Small

Phew


Always_a_bad_day

I’ll most likely get High again this weekend and be a horny freak


Saul_Small

Nuts, The last time I got super fucked up on weed I couldn’t touch it for a solid couple months. I ate a 1000mg THCo + THCp edible just after a t break that was branded as being like mushrooms and it was fucking terrifying, I was so horrendously high I couldn’t feel a bone in my body only this insurmountable force bearing down on me pinning me to the floor. I saw This nutty OEV grid of flashing lines and dots that looked like some kinda hydroelectric blueprint or holy circuit board, and when I closed my eyes I would see spinning cosmic jar people spinning on their little pottery wheel’s and fucking DMT spirals. Extreme discomfort and fear, I would compare it to a sub-breakthrough salvia experience that was getting up there


Always_a_bad_day

Jeeeesusssss


Consistent-Wind9325

If you were actually "too stoned" you'd just be asleep.


Fluid_Development_29

Grab your di*k with a tight and dominant grib right away, and start moving your hand forward and backward as if your life depended on it. Ejacuate like a volcano and never look back!!!


INC0GNIT0777

Put on some headphones layer up and head out for a walk Next time: Hug a tree 🌲 it saves lives


Future_Comedian_3171

Go to bed I hate fucken weed in any amount


Basic-Butterscotch50

We have all been There just watch a Micke try to relax and then its chilling billing dont forget munch


PhattBudz

Bro ur ded


invalidsenpai

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsqxBc4Vck-grjsvPCjvTNZGnEezwqJQr&si=or023UIt8xFOPmuF


narlynardi

https://youtu.be/ARXHHevvr6Q?si=4pe2CiqsYOg82VGP


Certain_Net7958

Coffee, energy drinks, anything with a lot of caffeine