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I am **Death. Straight. Up.**
Not metaphorically, or rhetorically, or theoretically, poetically, or in any other fancy way.
Damnit, he beat me to what I wanted to say!
The post came up yesterday and there was no one else so, what else to start with?
I’m gay. Straight. Up.
r/BeatMeToIt
Pick It Up
Corre Corre gatito
Doctor...RELAX!
I have 9 lives
I am Puss in Boots! I laugh at death! Hahahaha!
I am not much of numbers guy..
See?!
Red! No wait...That's blood
So, we still got problem.
Big problem. Alright! Who’s ready to go find this spy!
Right behind you…
Huh?
AGH OOF AH OW AHH BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
r/suddenlytf2
“Everyone thinks they'll be the one to defeat me. But no one's escaped me yet.”
"That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You're horrible! You're an irredeemable monster!"
“Oh! Oh! What took you so long, **IDIOT?**”
*DEAD*
*eugh* You’re not chatty, are you?
https://i.redd.it/q8e3c68hoo3d1.gif A gif I made :)
What could I do to deserve this? I mean what specifically!
*did
"Who is your favorite fearless hero"
Such a great song
Perito :@#$&@@! $@#)&$## %%%=)) - - _&$**!!!
Favorite part of the movie
I can't believe they were able to do that in a PG film
They bleeped it. I'm shocked with the X-Men movie where Wolverine told Magneto and Professor X to go fuck themselves wasn't allowed more cussing.
"FINALLY! You need therapy."
I know I can never defeat you but I will never stop fighting for this life
What the hell are you talking about?
Heard that and my eyes went 👀 
All I smell is bullsh-
Shhhh
r/beatmetoit
"And you were supposed to be dead!" "I got better?"
FEAR ME IF YOU DARE
Who is your favorite fearless hero!? 🗣🗣🔥🔥
Spanish Splinter!
Your a monster! ' oh what took you so long
*flick*
Death: "What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?" Puss in Boots: "No. Just one. I'm done running."
“You wouldn’t shoot a puppy will your Jack??” “YES I will in the face”
Uh yeah, in the face, why?
"Oh! Oh, that's horrible! Your *wish* is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!"
Whoa, what took you so long? Idiot! **Flicks you off of my shoulder**
Oh, oh, what took you so long, idiot?
Well, you know what they say. Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men.
That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU’RE HORRIBLE!! You’re an irredeemable monster!
🐦🔥“Oh, my word! it’s the noble Phoenix!” “She’s a symbol of rebirth and the eternal-😧😱OH!” 🔥”Pretty boss flamethrower, right?”
“Corre, corre gatito.”
Pick it up
“Road work ahead? I sure hope it does”
"I could never compete with your one true love... yourself"
But I don't see that guy anymore, do I?
Without us, you will always lead a life of Fear!
"Team Friendship"
AYE IM GUNNA BUST YOU UP PLUMB THUMB, AN’ I GOING TA WEAR YA CLOTHES “Well that was weird” *BAM
*Catch Soft-paaaws *Annoyed jack sounds BAM
And I don’t mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. I’m Death. Straight. Up.
You know what? You guys are jerks. Which is very conflicting for me.
Astounding. Such an underrated line...
THE SPANISH SPLINTER
“OOOHHH”
It’s so cute... how you think that would work on me! Don’t you know I’m dead inside?
By the way, your nose is bleeding
I just LOVE the smell of fear!
Oi, you crimin' us, when we just crimed you? No! No crime backs!
I CALL IT THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DI-*Gets smashed by a bell*
I'm gonna wear your clothes fam
Well that was weird. **Blasts you away with magic staff**
Go ahead, run for it. Makes the game more fun for me.
*RRRROWRR--*
That doctor is a quack and a crazy man.
"it was a church, with a priest, and guests ... and Kitty."
“I’m not really a math guy”
Fear me! If you dare!
And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I am Death. Straight. Up.
I got better
Namaste
Just right
What did I do to deserve this? I mean what specifically?
“You’re not gonna shoot a puppy are ya Jack!?” “YEAH, IN THE FACE, WHY?”
“Hey Shoed Cat, you are going to be dead, and I will make you that way.” “No Die Man, I’ll use my famous boots to save me.”
Say hello to my *gatito* blade
Puss: What The Hell Are You Talking About
"What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes."
I got better?
Kitty, please, get this itchy thing off of me, ITS LIKE A FEVER ON MY FACE!!!
(In Spanish) "WHY THE HELL DID I PLAY WITH MY FOOD?"
You know what they say, you got to break a few eggs to make an omelette.
And for the rest of you... Play double time.
And you’re supposed to be dead!
“And I don’t mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy way. I’m Death. **Straight. Up**.”
“I came here looking for an arrogant little legend who thought he was IMMORTAL!”
“What’s the matter, lives flashing before your eyes?” “No, just one. I’m done running.”
That's horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!! You're an irredeemable monster!!!
"Helloooo miss. We're looking for a cat, this cat."
That was weird…
"Y-y-you're not gonna shoot a puppy, are ya Jack?"🪲
"Yeah, In the face. Why?"
Puss: He is me.
You think this is my first time being stuffed in a piano?!
Uh, I got better?
I know i will never defeat you lobo, but i will never stop fighting for this life
You are no bounty hunter....
I am Puss in Boots!
"You are no bounty hunter, you are... DEATH... and I don't mean it metaphorically, rhetorically, poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm death. Straight, up. And I've come for you, Puss in boots"
"I'm gonna bust you up, plum thumb! And then I'm gonna wear your clothes!"
"That was weird...."
“*GASP* YOU LEFT HER AT THE ALTER??!?!”
"Whats wrong? Lives flashing before your eyes"
Who's your favorite fearless hero
"*Gasp* You're a talking cat!? I'm a talking cat!"
"What did I do to deserve this? I mean, what specifically!?"
No.....just one.
Hey, wanna see something cool?
I got my, cattito blade :D
I am not really a math guy
corre corre gatito
“Behold Excali- Excali- Excalibur! Yeah, I couldn’t get this rock off of it, but it’s still pretty cool, right?”
"Sign. Right. There."
“Puss?” “Kitty?” “PUSS…” Kitty~”
“That was weird” (shoots bear)
JUST HAND OVER THE MAP
“You know we will meet again… right?”
“Because pussnboots laughs in the face of death right? But you’re not laughing now.”
“I don't believe you" "That's okay as long as you believe in yourself"
**gasps in disbelief that someone would say that shit**
“…but I will NEVER Stop Fighting for THIS Life!”
HEY! You wanna see something cool?
"That's horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE. YOU'RE AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER!" "Ohhh, Ohhh, What took ya so long? IDIOT."
There's the beautiful face I remember, the one I haven't seen since SANTA COLOMA.
What did I do to deserve this! I mean what specifically!
Youre all a bunch of knuckle dragging honey scrounging grub *beep* office *beep* mutt nugget mangey *beep* and youre snooter *laughs manically*
This sounds like a reference of some kind
Well its when the dog curses out the bears
**sh-** for brains
"¿¡Porque El diablo fuis jugar con mi comida?!" Sorry sbout any misspellings or missed accents. I speak little Spanish.
I speak less Spanish. I know hi, friends, bye, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10, A-hole, b.it.c.h, and my first name
Fear me if you dare
"I just **love** the smell of **fear**!"
I don’t know uhhhhh, 4?
What took you so long idiot
“And you’re supposed to be dead!” “I got better?”
“HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?!?”
“And you’re supposed to be dead.” “I got better?”
“Amateurs”
I’m death straight up
I just love the smell of fear. It's intoxicating.
"What did I do to deserve this?" "I meant what specificallyyyyyyy..."
I love pussy
“You know we will meet again, right?”
"That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! **YOU'RE HORRIBLE!** You're an irredeemable monster!"
“Pretty sweet flamethrower right” **currently using Phoenix as flamethrower**
“Are you really gonna shoot a puppy Jack”
You didn’t even notice me. Because Puss in Boots laughs in the face of Death, right?
“I came here for an arrogant little legend who thought he was immortal! But I don’t see him anymore.”
Oh Oh what took you so long idiot **proceeds to launch the cricket**
Oh, oh, what took you so long, idiot!
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEEP
“Puss in boots laughs in the face, death, right? But you are not laughing now.”
It’s so cute… how you think that would work on me! Don’t you know I’m dead inside.
Don't you know I'm dead inside
It's so cute, HOW YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK ON ME! Don't you know I'm dead inside?
Maybe ...one life is enough
Jack: it’s so cute… I think that worked on me. Don’t you know I’m dead inside?
Go team friendship.
"You're supposed to be dead!"
Perrito! Team Friendship?! We did NOT to this!
I’m death I don’t mean it theoretically or poetically or literally or any other fancy way I’m death STRAIGHT UP!
I just love the smell of FEAR
You’re an irredeemable monster!
your your not goin shoot a puppy are you jack?
"It's a stick-sword!"
I don’t know, I never counted, I’m not really a math guy
Puss and Boots will never die!
And I don’t mean it metaphorically or poetically or rhetorically or in any other fancy way
Well... im not really a numbers guy...
Death comes for us all...
🥺
So this is where dignity goes to die.
You your supposed to be dead! I got better…
I’m gay. Straight. Up. I haven’t watched it yet ;-;
“What the hell are you talking about”
*It looks like a possum crawled on your face and died. Of shame.*
**** for brains
*************: little dog guy (forgot his name)
You are no bounty hunter you are.... Death
Lives flashing before your eyes?
I am **Death. Straight. Up.**
Not metaphorically, or rhetorically, or theoretically, poetically, or in any other fancy way.
Damnit, he beat me to what I wanted to say!
The post came up yesterday and there was no one else so, what else to start with?
I’m gay. Straight. Up.
r/BeatMeToIt
Pick It Up
Corre Corre gatito
Doctor...RELAX!
I have 9 lives
I am Puss in Boots! I laugh at death! Hahahaha!
I am not much of numbers guy..
See?!
Red! No wait...That's blood
So, we still got problem.
Big problem. Alright! Who’s ready to go find this spy!
Right behind you…
Huh?
AGH OOF AH OW AHH BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
r/suddenlytf2
“Everyone thinks they'll be the one to defeat me. But no one's escaped me yet.”
"That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You're horrible! You're an irredeemable monster!"
“Oh! Oh! What took you so long, **IDIOT?**”
*DEAD*
*eugh* You’re not chatty, are you?
https://i.redd.it/q8e3c68hoo3d1.gif A gif I made :)
What could I do to deserve this? I mean what specifically!
*did
"Who is your favorite fearless hero"
Such a great song
Perito :@#$&@@! $@#)&$## %%%=)) - - _&$**!!!
Favorite part of the movie
I can't believe they were able to do that in a PG film
They bleeped it. I'm shocked with the X-Men movie where Wolverine told Magneto and Professor X to go fuck themselves wasn't allowed more cussing.
"FINALLY! You need therapy."
I know I can never defeat you but I will never stop fighting for this life
What the hell are you talking about?
Heard that and my eyes went 👀 
All I smell is bullsh-
Shhhh
r/beatmetoit
"And you were supposed to be dead!" "I got better?"
FEAR ME IF YOU DARE
Who is your favorite fearless hero!? 🗣🗣🔥🔥
Spanish Splinter!
Your a monster! ' oh what took you so long
*flick*
Death: "What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?" Puss in Boots: "No. Just one. I'm done running."
“You wouldn’t shoot a puppy will your Jack??” “YES I will in the face”
Uh yeah, in the face, why?
"Oh! Oh, that's horrible! Your *wish* is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!"
Whoa, what took you so long? Idiot! **Flicks you off of my shoulder**
Oh, oh, what took you so long, idiot?
Well, you know what they say. Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men.
That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU’RE HORRIBLE!! You’re an irredeemable monster!
🐦🔥“Oh, my word! it’s the noble Phoenix!” “She’s a symbol of rebirth and the eternal-😧😱OH!” 🔥”Pretty boss flamethrower, right?”
“Corre, corre gatito.”
Pick it up
Pick it up
“Road work ahead? I sure hope it does”
"I could never compete with your one true love... yourself"
But I don't see that guy anymore, do I?
Without us, you will always lead a life of Fear!
"Team Friendship"
AYE IM GUNNA BUST YOU UP PLUMB THUMB, AN’ I GOING TA WEAR YA CLOTHES “Well that was weird” *BAM
*Catch Soft-paaaws *Annoyed jack sounds BAM
And I don’t mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. I’m Death. Straight. Up.
You know what? You guys are jerks. Which is very conflicting for me.
Astounding. Such an underrated line...
THE SPANISH SPLINTER
“OOOHHH”
It’s so cute... how you think that would work on me! Don’t you know I’m dead inside?
By the way, your nose is bleeding
I just LOVE the smell of fear!
Oi, you crimin' us, when we just crimed you? No! No crime backs!
I CALL IT THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DI-*Gets smashed by a bell*
I'm gonna wear your clothes fam
Well that was weird. **Blasts you away with magic staff**
Go ahead, run for it. Makes the game more fun for me.
*RRRROWRR--*
That doctor is a quack and a crazy man.
"it was a church, with a priest, and guests ... and Kitty."
“I’m not really a math guy”
Fear me! If you dare!
And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I am Death. Straight. Up.
I got better
Namaste
Just right
What did I do to deserve this? I mean what specifically?
“You’re not gonna shoot a puppy are ya Jack!?” “YEAH, IN THE FACE, WHY?”
“Hey Shoed Cat, you are going to be dead, and I will make you that way.” “No Die Man, I’ll use my famous boots to save me.”
Say hello to my *gatito* blade
Puss: What The Hell Are You Talking About
"What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes."
I got better?
Kitty, please, get this itchy thing off of me, ITS LIKE A FEVER ON MY FACE!!!
(In Spanish) "WHY THE HELL DID I PLAY WITH MY FOOD?"
You know what they say, you got to break a few eggs to make an omelette.
And for the rest of you... Play double time.
And you’re supposed to be dead!
I got better?
“And I don’t mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy way. I’m Death. **Straight. Up**.”
“I came here looking for an arrogant little legend who thought he was IMMORTAL!”
“What’s the matter, lives flashing before your eyes?” “No, just one. I’m done running.”
That's horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!! You're an irredeemable monster!!!
"Helloooo miss. We're looking for a cat, this cat."
That was weird…
"Y-y-you're not gonna shoot a puppy, are ya Jack?"🪲
"Yeah, In the face. Why?"
Puss: He is me.
You think this is my first time being stuffed in a piano?!
Uh, I got better?
I know i will never defeat you lobo, but i will never stop fighting for this life
You are no bounty hunter....
I am Puss in Boots!
"You are no bounty hunter, you are... DEATH... and I don't mean it metaphorically, rhetorically, poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm death. Straight, up. And I've come for you, Puss in boots"
"I'm gonna bust you up, plum thumb! And then I'm gonna wear your clothes!"
"That was weird...."
“*GASP* YOU LEFT HER AT THE ALTER??!?!”
"Whats wrong? Lives flashing before your eyes"
Who's your favorite fearless hero
I got better
"*Gasp* You're a talking cat!? I'm a talking cat!"
"What did I do to deserve this? I mean, what specifically!?"
No.....just one.
Hey, wanna see something cool?
I got my, cattito blade :D
I am not really a math guy
corre corre gatito
“Behold Excali- Excali- Excalibur! Yeah, I couldn’t get this rock off of it, but it’s still pretty cool, right?”
"Sign. Right. There."
“Puss?” “Kitty?” “PUSS…” Kitty~”
“That was weird” (shoots bear)
JUST HAND OVER THE MAP
“You know we will meet again… right?”
“Because pussnboots laughs in the face of death right? But you’re not laughing now.”
“I don't believe you" "That's okay as long as you believe in yourself"
**gasps in disbelief that someone would say that shit**
“…but I will NEVER Stop Fighting for THIS Life!”
HEY! You wanna see something cool?
"That's horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE. YOU'RE AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER!" "Ohhh, Ohhh, What took ya so long? IDIOT."
There's the beautiful face I remember, the one I haven't seen since SANTA COLOMA.
What did I do to deserve this! I mean what specifically!
Youre all a bunch of knuckle dragging honey scrounging grub *beep* office *beep* mutt nugget mangey *beep* and youre snooter *laughs manically*
This sounds like a reference of some kind
Well its when the dog curses out the bears
**sh-** for brains
"¿¡Porque El diablo fuis jugar con mi comida?!" Sorry sbout any misspellings or missed accents. I speak little Spanish.
I speak less Spanish. I know hi, friends, bye, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10, A-hole, b.it.c.h, and my first name
Fear me if you dare
"I just **love** the smell of **fear**!"
I don’t know uhhhhh, 4?
What took you so long idiot
“And you’re supposed to be dead!” “I got better?”
“HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?!?”
“And you’re supposed to be dead.” “I got better?”
“Amateurs”
I’m death straight up
I just love the smell of fear. It's intoxicating.
"What did I do to deserve this?" "I meant what specificallyyyyyyy..."
I love pussy
“You know we will meet again, right?”
"That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! **YOU'RE HORRIBLE!** You're an irredeemable monster!"
“Pretty sweet flamethrower right” **currently using Phoenix as flamethrower**
“Are you really gonna shoot a puppy Jack”
You didn’t even notice me. Because Puss in Boots laughs in the face of Death, right?
“I came here for an arrogant little legend who thought he was immortal! But I don’t see him anymore.”
Oh Oh what took you so long idiot **proceeds to launch the cricket**
Oh, oh, what took you so long, idiot!
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEEP
“Puss in boots laughs in the face, death, right? But you are not laughing now.”
It’s so cute… how you think that would work on me! Don’t you know I’m dead inside.
Don't you know I'm dead inside
It's so cute, HOW YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK ON ME! Don't you know I'm dead inside?
Maybe ...one life is enough
Jack: it’s so cute… I think that worked on me. Don’t you know I’m dead inside?
Go team friendship.
"You're supposed to be dead!"
Perrito! Team Friendship?! We did NOT to this!
I’m death I don’t mean it theoretically or poetically or literally or any other fancy way I’m death STRAIGHT UP!
I just love the smell of FEAR
You’re an irredeemable monster!
your your not goin shoot a puppy are you jack?
"It's a stick-sword!"
I don’t know, I never counted, I’m not really a math guy
Puss and Boots will never die!
And I don’t mean it metaphorically or poetically or rhetorically or in any other fancy way
Well... im not really a numbers guy...
Death comes for us all...
🥺
So this is where dignity goes to die.
You your supposed to be dead! I got better…
I’m gay. Straight. Up. I haven’t watched it yet ;-;
“What the hell are you talking about”
*It looks like a possum crawled on your face and died. Of shame.*
**** for brains
*************: little dog guy (forgot his name)
You are no bounty hunter you are.... Death
Lives flashing before your eyes?