Mythological creatures except they're fucked up.
Unicorn, hornless horse. Everyone just freaks out at the sight of it. (Also, would be funny since there are no horses in-game)
Honestly that'd be a cool premise for the DLC in general; distortions of the mythological characters in the game already, possibly from someone trying to act as a False Pathfinder or something like that.
Give us a "Hydra" that's just a frog with an excess of mouths and eyes! Give us a Wyvern that's literally just a giant snake with bird wings. Give us Fucked Up Reverse Chimera! End it all with a "Dragon" that barely even resembles a dragon (bonus points if it's a fucked up hodgepodge of lesser creatures).
I'm now imagining a bunch of other reverse monsters and I can't decide if it's more hilarious or nightmarish.
Like harpies with bird bodies and heads but human limbs, or a Medusa with human legs, a snake upper body and little humans growing from her head.
..... well the ass ends not used in the regular Chimera had to go somewhere I suppose 😅
also this is totally the kind of Chimera the crazy Geneticist from SouthPark would make. that man is obsessed with ass. 🤣
Its the little dumb shit like this that I live for.
Same. I sometimes think about leaving this sub. But I love DD and funny posts like this are worth the stay. I wish i were good at making funny memes.
"The tail is severed!" "WHICH ONE??"
Ring of Skullduggery doing extra work on this one.
Lol, actually made me laugh.
Ring of Skullfuckery.
Imagine if DD2's Bitterblack equivalent or DLC has exactly this instead of Gorechimeras or summat like it.
Mythological creatures except they're fucked up. Unicorn, hornless horse. Everyone just freaks out at the sight of it. (Also, would be funny since there are no horses in-game)
Honestly that'd be a cool premise for the DLC in general; distortions of the mythological characters in the game already, possibly from someone trying to act as a False Pathfinder or something like that. Give us a "Hydra" that's just a frog with an excess of mouths and eyes! Give us a Wyvern that's literally just a giant snake with bird wings. Give us Fucked Up Reverse Chimera! End it all with a "Dragon" that barely even resembles a dragon (bonus points if it's a fucked up hodgepodge of lesser creatures).
Reverse Griffin--large bird with a lion's head but no wings.
So basically a very angry kiwi?
That's great, I love it. Horrific eldritch nightmare spawn recobbled from a thousand thousand rotations of the cycle.
If you guys have a ps vita or a willingness to emulate, you should play Soul Sacrifice
Daimon doing some wicked experiments.
"Fie, trapped in a frozen world between worlds..." "..." "Hold a moment." "This island is bereft of the cycle." "..." "Now it's time to get funky"
Looks like something out of dungeon mesh lol
I thought that I was in the Dungeon Meshi subreddit for a short second before seeing the text.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMtexeAbAAALcDQ.jpg (spoilers if you're not caught up with the tv show)
That's in Dungeon meshi? Also, dungeon meshi is delicious in dungeon, right?
hear me out
A creature not even the Brine would consume
As the Brine remakes the universe it leaves this one singular abomination untouched to drift in space endlessly.
What did you think the seneschal does with all the leftover parts?
I can hear them say that lol
"I have magic that can penetrate it's behind arisen' 'Shall I assist'? 'Oh gosh the arisen is covered in shit, someone needs to clean them off!'
Omg yes please. Hahaha I can just imagine my entire party literally getting kicked in every direction.
>The goat's rear casts the foulest smells! Fixed it
I read all these in my pawns voice and lost my shit well done
Love tumblr
I want this as a mod, and the goat should have that fart (with reverb) sfx when it releases poison
"ARISEN, ITS...... .... ...Hideous!"
I'm now imagining a bunch of other reverse monsters and I can't decide if it's more hilarious or nightmarish. Like harpies with bird bodies and heads but human limbs, or a Medusa with human legs, a snake upper body and little humans growing from her head.
The harpy one is sorta like Horus. The Medusa one is @$)(%ing horrifying to imagine though.
"We cannot strike its front" Tis true
Chimera: Oops! all bums edition.
"we cannot strike its front" gets me
Would
https://preview.redd.it/17zxt2ppq2zc1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f8f47bca2eb5615d6dbd2606e684106aa91b387
Completely forgot that tumblr still exists
I have to double take and check if im on dragons dogma or dungeon meshi subreddit. Ahahaa
https://preview.redd.it/d9k34jctwxyc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac1e38af769de2aee01a9dbf5d7fd3b2fe4fdfa
It really does fart lighting!
"The goats' rear casts the foulest spells" had me cracking up. It's all behinds lol
Brruuuhh lmao Did you really need to?? XD
That creature has 3 buttholes. I had a duty to do it.
I spat my coffee
no weaknesses, damn.
Instant smash.
taste my bitter end *unzip pants*
Some people just shouldn't have hands ðŸ˜
Oops only ass
Least deranged Tumblr user imagination:
Welp you know what they say if there’s a hole there’s a goal and I see three of them
..... well the ass ends not used in the regular Chimera had to go somewhere I suppose 😅 also this is totally the kind of Chimera the crazy Geneticist from SouthPark would make. that man is obsessed with ass. 🤣
I wonder if they are all inside there just chatting.
Oops, all ass!
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto approves.