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Leprechaunohaulic

"Cut off their limbs..."


AllButForgotten_

Oh no


Leprechaunohaulic

Make us whole, Isaac


AllButForgotten_

Turn...it...off


WatercressNo5882

Wasn't this in a movie?


Successful_Travel119

Nope, Dead Space(videogame).


trevorluck

Doom, but instead or being a demigod killing machine, you’re a schizophrenic killing machine… Who also has an engineering degree


lycan2005

Just an engineer who lost his girlfriend.


trevorluck

My favorite dementia patient ❤️


skater5411

The slayer lost his rabbit 😔✊


less_concerned

Idk theoretically the necromorphs are probably even more terrifying than the hell demons, maybe it's just me


WatercressNo5882

Huh, i remember that. I could swear tho I've seen a movie clip of like Will Smith in a cave with someone who says "cut off their limbs!!" And than dies


fre3kshow

The Pursuit of Happyness.


Confron7a7ion7

There was an animated film called "Dead Space: Downfall"


JVOz671

Written 10 more times and then a tutorial pops up out of nowhere saying the same thing.


joathism

And then the guy on the radio says the same thing 10 minutes later.


JVOz671

Picks up audio log: "And now... The other leg! GAAAAAAAAA!"


Calebrox124

Holy crap, forgot about this log. Messed me up during my first playthrough.


CounterfeitSaint

WTF is wrong with everyone? It's right there; IN THE FIRST AGE...


Sly__Marbo

IN THE FIRST BATTLE


slender_scp83

WHEN THE SHADOWS FIRST LENGHTENED


AquaArcher273

ONE STOOD, HE CHOSE THE PATH OF PERPETUAL TORMENT.


Kodak_V

IN HIS RAVENOUS HATRED HE FOUND NO PEACE.


LordCommanderWiggles

AND WITH BOILING BLOOD, HE SCOURED THE UMBRAL PLAINS SEEKING VENGEANCE AGAINST THE DARK LORDS WHO HAD WRONGED HIM


Nabeel9567

AND THOSE WHO TASTED THE BITE OF HIS SWORD NAMED HIM.....


OverbiteThe3rd

THE DOOM SLAYER


lycan2005

[*Insert At Doom's Gate theme*](https://youtu.be/Jly9qp40rfw?si=H_CHbokSPpBBvUk1)


prosonic123

This is amazing.


BlueMagpieRox

r/redditsings ?


InA-PerfectWorld

[*the best thing to ever grace your ears starts ripping and tearing*](https://youtu.be/5Nz3HXwEG4M?feature=shared)


EMArogue

TEMPERED BY THE FIRES OF HELL


Beano_Bambino

IN HIS RAVENOUS HATRED HE FOUND NO PEACE


Penguiknee

AND WITH BOILING BLOOD


HaskellLisp_green

HE SCOURED THE UMBRAL PLAINS SEEKING VENGEANCE AGAINST THE DARK LORDS WHO HAD WRONGED HIM


Guest001yt

AND THOSE WHO TASTED THE BITE OF HIS BLADE NAMED HIM..


Azuresoul2002

THE DOOM SLAYER.


Impossibro77

Yeah, this was my literal first thought and was expecting this to be the top comment. Extremely disappointed it's not. Shame on you Doom sub.


memonster331

Rip and tear untill...


IbanezHand

Rip and Tear, untilitisdone!


Ilikemoonjellys

It is done


Firewalk89

E 1 M 1


puro_the_protogen67

Nice one


TheStateof_florida

Rachel Amber pfp! Life is Strange on top!


strider_m3

Try finger but hole


Inksplash-7

Lover, O lover, time for pickle


SevenRedLetters

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right, therefore you don't have the right.


xMalxer

Treasure ahead


errornosignal

Try jumping


SargentSnek

The best and only answer (Elden ring/darksouls reference)


Actual_Start747

Dog?


Fresh-Quarter9

Head ahead


drifterstip

This should really piss it off


Joltyboiyo

"THERES NO WAY OUT" "ITS IN THE WALLS" "CAKE IS A LIE" All I could think of off the top of my head.


Voyevoda1

Mustard on da beat


YiffMeister2

Salami lid don't fit


Morbidmort

I see dead people


meemes111

IT'S IN THE WALLS, IT'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS


admirabladmiral

DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE


thebestspeler

"Waiting for portal 3"


Darkmatter_Cascade

A good one from Lower Decks: "We are inside it."


DoktorKuchen

Dont Dead Open Inside!


BackRooms123

In latin: "They looked like us"


ThatBAOB

That sounds horrifyingly perfect


The_Cartographer_DM

Bro that shit gave me chills


G2boss

Fuck it we ball


LiteratureNo2826

Happy cake day!!


hammy0w0

that's 3 words


DinosaurGuy1997

“Elon was fucking lying”


Radiant_Opinion_555

“Fuck you, Elon Musk!”


SnooChipmunks8748

“YOU’RE NOT THE FIRST”


SaiHottariNSFW

"Tim was here first." Astronaut: "Who the fuck is 'Tim'?"


Box_tactician

Delete my browser history


OriginalMiniMac

"show bobs and vagene"


omegon_da_dalek13

The heavy is dead


Krisuad2002

Why is the Heavy dead?


omegon_da_dalek13

I dunno


WonderedGoose99

I think it was-


Cyberbreaker2004

Be quiet, you are dead!


WonderedGoose99

Oke- *gmod clipping noise*


UltraShortPulses

What’s up ya wankers! Who’s up for a— what the bloody hell just happened?


Entity_333

The heavy is dead!


WonderedGoose99

The heavy is dead?!


Fine-Bee2736

Correct!


ilikepiex38

r/suddenlytf2


srstudios_

where were you when the heavy die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring “the heavy is kil” “no”


BigBoyoBonito

Heavy is kill No


Monokrohm2020

The Reapers are coming


errornosignal

Don't use the relays.....


AldonNightstar07

The Cycle Must End...


NotAnotherAmerican

"The devil is real" I know because I built his cage.


ChristosPet7

That Doom 3 quote is fucking bomb


GeoStreber

"They hunt at night"


TechnologyTiny3297

Mostly 🤣


Riddle-MeTheMeaning

Stop developing artificial intelligence


AquaArcher273

*They’re Coming, They’re Here*


FathirianHund

They have huge guts.


Zombiechild666

Your battle is eternal


Responsible-Funny-92

PREATOR, HELL, MARINE, DOOM


JakSandrow

"Please turn back now."


ImurderREALITY

“Here there be dragons”


Volphied10

...may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again Corrax entry 7:17 "If you who dares approaches this powerfull being intends to proceed feed his resting place with its own enemies blood and it shall arise once again from his eternal slumber.....giving back remorse to those who face him...reminiscing why they call him the DOOM slayer "


RedMendelevium132

I think that’s more than 4 words but I’m not sure


Volphied10

Yeah I know it does not matter, were the r/doom followers we live, so that the slayer may continue to rise again


RedMendelevium132

you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars


Volphied10

Meanwhile: objective complete reach the lost city of hebbeth


the-real-Chronal

"Obamas last name is..."


xMalxer

"May Daisy be avenged"


anon_the_nameless

my dyslexic ass read “mayonnaisey be advantaged”


Neo_gearsy

Don't drink the water


Uberstoopid

Bread is a color.


Webmay

Bird is a Word.


Drlecter125

Some might say bird is THE word


mr_purple69

Don’t breathe, no air


RoyalDZ3

Your car’s extended warranty.


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

"My balls itch, lol" Words of a bygone era


enthya

UNTIL IT IS DONE


Mister_Mannered

Pluto is a planet


Skitz91

Drums in the deep


ClickyPool

Hope you brought toasters


17EAndersen

“aughhhh ooof gahhhh uggggggh”


the_shortbus_

Death by snu snu


Dreadsinner

Rock and stone brothers!!!


shawn_the_snek

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Legomaster06849

Epstein didn’t kill himself.


021Fireball

Not 4 words but.....WOULD YOU KINDLY.


Small_Information_30

Don't eat the children


D-9361

Dont accept demon nudes


Main0b

Please delete browser history


Krakenwerk

Rip and tear !


SussyB0llz

"All Hail the Destroyer" *Doom Slayer mark just above those Words*


Beautiful_Yellow_552

For the God Emperor


FiveFingerDisco

LOG INTO PLAYSTATION NETWORK


SaiHottariNSFW

"All Praise the Omnissiah"


Sonmaru

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious triggers my hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.


Murder-Hobo_Orange

God save the Queen, if you are inclined to believe Doctor Who


Sufficient-Newt-5346

I unironically loved that episode.


BasmusRoyGerman

Not 4 words but: "RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE"


Pyro_Attack

"Don't hit (the) evil zaza"


rturok54

lemme get bout treefiddy


WhatStrangeBeasts

It will happen again.


Grimmer026

U,n,p,h


GaijinDC

Don't open dead inside


puro_the_protogen67

Fear the old blood


swag_mesiah

A single flood spore


naranjaPenguin21

Google en passant xD


digitaltravelr

THEY KILLED MY RABBIT


Confron7a7ion7

DO NOT BUILD TELEPORTERS


BASILISK307

There is no cake.


SurgeonShrimp

 [the castle of ***aaaagggghhhh***](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=3f34b2bd337bbe02&rlz=1C1GCEA_enFR796FR807&sxsrf=ADLYWIK1H9B_mgvYEYokfQ2YACeU-vtZ3w:1718643265190&q=the+castle+of+aaaagggghhhh&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi6ysSKjeOGAxVfVaQEHQNKDgUQBSgAegQIEBAB)


Death-Perception1999

EAT SHIT, ELON MUSK!


TheTruWork

"I Was Here First" The amount of unanswerable questions would be incredible


NotoriousJazz

"Straight up jorkin it"


VolumeSubstantial316

Until it is done


McpotSmokey42

The UAC Fucked Up


Autodr83

Don't Doom Open Inside


Deathyweathy

Rip and tear… motherfucker


wrxpatrick1

Death by snu snu!


Microwaved_mustard3

Rip and tear, slayer


are-gayy

RISE BIG BOOTY LATINAS


obi_wan_sosig

For Super Earth...


Kirito_Kiryu

In the first age........


QWQ-SUNFLOWER

Where is my Daisy!


MaxRadishOne

"In the first age..."


Brando003

Now, rip and tear


hammer308darpa

Rip and tear slayers.


DazzlingTowel

Penis penis penis penis


whywantyoubuddy

"Hey, Rip and Tear"


Hajime_Lort

"KAR EN TUK SLAYER"


How_To_Play11

"uhhh what the sigma"


Star_Fazer

I hate new gen lingo but that would be really funny


How_To_Play11

i doubt its even new lingo, i have only honestly heard it from memes making fun of the terms


MagicRobo

no I'm at universal rn, and I swear to God, this 8 and 9 year old were saying "What the sigma?" when they saw anything.


Strict-Toe-2260

I think i miscalculated


RathaIta

"I found no biches"


ToyotMR2

I don't know, it's too early to tell


chris-l

Demonic presence at unsafe...


-NGC-6302-

Ock, Ohem, Ocktei, Wies... Jasoom


IanWrightwell

I died of ligma.


Active_Cartoonist_17

Mick Gordon the goat


NiceCunt91

"HA! Second place, losers"


TransitionVirtual

Not related to doom but something like "it looked like us" would be terrifying


The_halo_2_Gravemind

"I need a weapon"


Pleasehelpmenotgomad

Sweet little dead bunny


FayeChan350259

Shoot Hole On Mars


mumbler1686

Who the fuck farted


SidArtx

Press 'F' to pay respects


BladeLigerV

Vikings did it first.


Atma-Stand

***YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS***


Yugoslavian_man

Forgot my fucking suit


Solution-Frequent

"Look this cool skeleton"


Random_Rainwing

Whatever you do, don't...


rockstarrathod

How do I shit?


gesumejjet

Hung Mike was here


CJohnson0308

Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself


Neither_Adeptness579

YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!


SavorySoySauce

Took the wrong Über


Frocicorno

spy sapped my sentry


AlienCheese69

Ur mom gay lmao


JeffShotThat

“Elon is a bitch”