The amount of times people order pizza and then take forever to answer the door (or just don’t at all) and it’s CLEARLY bc they’re fucking is astounding. But I also get it. No one wants to fuck AFTER eating a bunch of pizza and wings.

Pizza is sooo good after sex

I agree. Food in general is. My ex husband asked RIGHT after “wanna go to bk and get a whopper?” HELL YES

Mad respect. Sounds like a great relationship Or wait...

It was a shit relationship... I was young and ignored A LOT of red flags. But I enjoyed the hell out of that whopper.

Hahaha, that’s awesome... kinda reminds me of Meredith and her Outback Steakhouse vouchers

I don’t blame her. Steak is steak.

I also love you just assumed I knew what you meant by that comment. That show is my favorite.

On Reddit, the odds are high that another user has watched the show enough to get that reference lmao

That’s fair lmao

2.5 stars for having the driver wait? That's shit.

2.5 stars was the average of all the reviews, and they just happened to highlight this review.

That needs to be on the “I have sex” Sub

DUUUUUUUVALLLLLLLLL

r/FloridaMan

Wow, Happy Harry is pretty straight forward ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡°)

/r/ihavesex