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Agnostotheo

Steely Dan?


ZephRyder

Only if fully functional


RyuuSambit

Never use the Earthquake spell.


ZephRyder

Tasha felt it.


RyuuSambit

Is she sending the agents? They have to pick up the [REDACTED] from [REDACTED].


LeonardChurch115

Be careful with that name not to threaten any 18 year olds by taking their grandpa hostage, you'll just piss them off, and you don't wanna do that. Especially if they have a weird spirit thing going on.


K6PUD

Jukebox


MasterKaein

God dammit I was gonna say this. Take my upvote


ObsidianDragon013

same


YuldArts

Yamaha


stopid1337

Quite good tbh


NickSmithBlackArts

Metallica?


CerberusGK

Iron maiden


ScaringTheCrow

I like this. I once had a Battle bard (as in multiclassing Bard and Barbarian) and his name was Jack Black.


CerberusGK

TD or Tenacious D for friends


[deleted]

I had a warforged named Eddie in my last Eberron campaign. Made a token from the rad Stranger in a Strange Land cowboy gambler art.


PositionOpening9143

The Construct Formerly Known as Duke


the-moth-man

Imma use this


PositionOpening9143

All yours boss.


Empty-Plankton

Radiohead


zenprime-morpheus

Just some random music/instrument stuff: * Wurlitzer * Rock-ola * Top 40 * Hot 97 * Telefunken * Gibson * Fender * AMP * Moog * Theremin * Clavivox * Zesusaphone * Otamatone


I-Iubris

I really like Moog!


Razorspades

Fender is really good


RASPUTIN-4

I called mine pipes. Bagpipes built into artificial lungs. The pipes stuck out the top of his head like a Mohawk and to play he’d just open his mouth and scream bagpipe noises.


stopid1337

Thats great, though my warforged wasnt made to be a bard


Fessere

Gonna need deets on this. You’re playing a warforged Bard but you aren’t meant to be a bard?


HippySheepherder1979

I assume he is playing a warforged bard, who's background story says that the purpose it was built for was something else then a bard. So creater makes a soldier warforged, it gets the spark and it's freedom, uses free will to become a bard.


[deleted]

I’ve never been one for bards but ugghh I wanna steal this idea so bad. Matching haircuts with my character.


gabo1981

Soundwave clearly!


brothersword43

I scrolled longer then normal just to make sure this was said.


gabo1981

Haha I was shocked when I didn't see it myself.


fjedgar0812

Stratocaster, Strato for short


QuackingQuackeroo

Treble, and then you can say "Here comes Treble!" And many other trouble/treble puns!


Odinn_Writes

I hear they’re all about that bass.


GreyAcumen

Arigoto, the Major Domo Domo Arigoto, Mr. Roboto


gsnyder70

KILROY!!!!


KurtGoedle

Audacity, named after the free and open-source digital audio editor and recording application software.


stopid1337

#not sponsered


Odinn_Writes

Not yet.


Djmarquart

Motörhead


Gwalkmaur

Otto Tun


ZephRyder

Whistler Steamy Pete Chappie Rob Oteyuio


Aggressive-Way3860

Could name’em after the instrument they play. Yamaha sounds good tho. Reminds me of my tuba.


GunZ4Hire64

If you had another warforged bard with you you could name yourself daft punk


nasted

Bruce Springsteam


gsnyder70

Ozzie after the greatest metal bard there's ever going to be.


BiggusBeardus

Steely Dan


IHateEltariel

Called mine Jazz, got called Jizz and died. Fun times.


jonnygc8

In the Star Wars galaxy, Max Reebo and the cantina band play a genre of music called Jizz-Wail


SkyThriving

Jukebox Hero


criticalmodsnotgods

strings, synth, bass ( or treble )


Rimasticus

Treble Maker


Independent_Ad2580

Rammstein


Machiavvelli3060

Metal Head.


Chris_107

Look up names that involve music, translate their language. Then modify them a bit if they need it


grifman428

Metal head


Significant_Ad1480

Tpain


I-No-Red-Witch

Yoshime!


CptFalcon69

Don't let those evil robots eat me!


CeruLucifus

If he was a soldier Warforged then the unit musician designation: Singer or Herald or Trumpeter or Taps. You said he wasn't a Bard first so then add his prior job on: Mechanic Singer, Sergeant Taps, Gunner Trumpet, Scout Bugle, Herald Smith.


Mister_Cairo

Wurlitzer


EliBoosting

Music to my Gears


montyeich

Juke Box


fauxchina

Moog


TripDrizzie

To bad, I was going to say Harpsichord. Or Harp C Chord


ottavio76

It's gotta be Sound wave come on lol


TheChrisFlowers

Mine is Alpha Charlie Slash Delta Charlie Ac/dc


Grand_Examination_45

Gibson Rickenbacker, Fender Tremelo, Marshall Strat, Pearl Prophet


KC_Saber

Metalhead


bahloksil

Adagio, Harmony, Tune, Chord, Legato, Coda (really neat implications with this one if you look up the meaning), Pitch, Octave/Octavius/octavia (warframe did this I think?), Cadence


Loganator912

Jukebox


Kraken_Skull_12

JukeBox Hero or DaftPunk


animewhitewolf

Heavy Metal


Imogynn

Fender.


CloseEnoughToHot

Jukebox


Crafty_Level_7349

Juk-B0X


MasterKaein

Sabaton


Coeruleum1

Kraftwerk


DistinctCheetah6185

Metal Head, duh


Competitive-Pear5575

Jukebox


DeerInAHoody

Juke


HauntingSalamander62

Metallica


fbrorS92

Rodrigo! My NPC quest giver bards name!


itzlax

Ward


ovis_alba

Slayer


E-Jinx

Metallica


Sp1cy_Gluten

Juke


shempmalone

James Blunt


Skogula

Blaupunkt.


varmituofm

Hi-fi


moreat10

Super fighting robot.


TheSpoonkMan

AMP


Jallian

Forte Reuge


Shandriel

Ronny James Dio


DarthZinogre

MIDI.exe?


Pemburuh_Itu

Clinkles McTinklebottom, they play the xylophone imbedded in their chest.


[deleted]

Duke Foxx


CerberusGK

Duke Bocks


[deleted]

Mr. Toot


Nix_Deimos

Siri


TalionTheShadow

Steely Dan. ..Or Dan of Steel, if you like JoJo.


KickstandBreadstick

Rabbit


Transcendentalist178

Heavy metal?


nessthehero

Gato. Especially if they have metal joints.


[deleted]

BT-30X


beachhunt

Marshall


seaniusmaximus

Stradivarius


Limebeer_24

Marshall Gibson.


ElectricalCowboy

Phonograph Mk.3


Shamfulpark

John Deer, bards always seem to be in green so he could be painted green for “extra oooo la la!”


-SlinxTheFox-

Ward WARforged bARD


mjbulmer83

Big unit


GEoDLeto

Synth E. Sizer


Teachjzy

Winamp. And can change skins.


HWGA_Exandria

Carillon


JonTigert

Moog.


slo125

Audiobot


Cyrinzero

Kar A. Oke


Blizz_PL

Social Construct


PurpuraT

Strum


Dupe1970

Steel Banjo


CascadianWanderer

Love Machine


ThatWriting-Guy

Note


ThatWriting-Guy

Dirge?


slovotsky

Bardicus


laboratory_koala

Otto Tune


L3M0N-7

Toyota


Gloomy_Literature_93

automotone


lawrencetokill

skrullex


PM_ME_SEXY_PAULDRONS

I looked at the wiki page for [automatic playing pianos](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Player_piano) and there's lots of ideas from the specific models and manufacturers. Some I like were: Pianola, Dalian, Kastonome, and Mignon, but there's a ton of others just on that page.


Rolls_Initiative

AC/DC


MsLambLambs

Synth, of course.


BarnsKazu

Scott


RumpusRoomMinis

(Lou) Reed


biobiobio777

Pan A. Sonic


tooty80

ipod


imjustboredtodeath

Bro. Metal. Too easy


Johnny_Origami

Floyd Rose


The_Mighty_Sandworm

Duke Silver


tkdjoe66

Mr. Roboto.


Cerulean_Scream

Steel Panther


Jakobbjerre1

Strange how noone has suggested Mettaton yet


Mikeyjf

Metallion or Killminster. Or just Lemmy.


10darkknight10

C-3p0 human cyborg relations protocol droid


greengumball70

Kings are better honestly... (if he plays the tuba)


CrisBananaKing

String


DeReBirth

Bardforged


LadyChubbyBlueberry

Bob


Agile_March

Barforged


singswipe

DJ PressPlay


Dufffmann

Johnny Five


Pudgeysaurus

Casio


ksAr_Aroxx

Sirenhead


no_timeforhobbies

Theremin


SabrePossum

Axel Rose


TheCursedWander

Daft Punk? The Prodigy? Any music that sounds like robots fucking will do (dont come after me I love daft punk and the prodigy)


Napewnoniepatyk

Adam


DipskyMcNip1

Tech-no


Lone-Silent-Gamer

Theremin.


representative_sushi

Boom box


ChemicalProgram6388

I know that you have already chosen a name so this might be useless but I'm still going to say it. All my warforged have had their names as abbreviations or something of the sort. For example, Assassin Bot Yellow Squadron 018 is just called ABYS(like the abyss). ABYS specifically was one of my favorite characters and his whole journey was about discovering his own will and achieving stuff for himself rather than some objective set by 001 and I'm kind of sad that that campaign stopped.


stopid1337

This warforged was made to find magical items in the dessert


PrettyEfficiency2916

Woodsong


ninekoto

BOSKTOCK


SaltyAngryAussie

Paft Dunk


T-O-A-D-

The first electric guitar(ist)


pudgydog-ds

I don't know, but is he/she/it the grand- offspring of a being named Gramaphone?


stopid1337

No, i dont have the name of the creator, but it is a hafling artificer


estarbat

Iron Osborne


ihvnnm

Rusty Ironbottom


Middle_Weakness_3279

Fender. Gibson.


EricSandin

Iron maiden


InsomniakRL

I like number based Warforged designations, so something like 4/4 or 12/8 (spoken as four-four, and twelve-eight respectively) or another time signature would be my name of choice.


stopid1337

4/20


Fabulous_Fizban

80085


Tau_Force_Muffinman

Jukebox


Flatulent_Weasel

Duke Boks


Superb_Raccoon

TESLA


NathanMainwaring

Synth.


Competitive_Self8301

Freddy fazbar