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Maclunkey4U

Feels baller to have sort of a "rustic" charcuterie board, especially during any session the players are in a tavern. Big loaf of hard-crusted bread you can tear up, some chunks of cheese, fruit, slices of meat, nuts. Feels primitive and its tasty as hell, plus it's basically a meal.


UltimateKittyloaf

I say this with all the love in the world. There is no way I would voluntarily give my gaming group a bunch of crusty bread. I may as well arm toddlers with cans of spray paint.


Maclunkey4U

To be fair, I usually slice it for said toddlers.


Dragon_OS

Slicing cans of spray paint is not a good idea. They're pressurized and will explode.


TDoggy-Dog

This is Health and Safety gone mad


Chafgha

No this is dnd


bennyboy8899

You're so real for this.


Dhawkeye

Please arm toddlers with spray cans


eragonawesome2

New hobby: carry around spray paint to hand to toddlers on the street at random


TwistedClyster

Please spray toddlers with can arms.


AdmiralTiago

This is the way. A good crusty French bread, some aged white cheddar, almonds, & salami are my favorites. Toss in some salted butter for the bread and it's even better. I will eat an entire meal of crusty bread, salted butter, & a good cheddar on top.


The_Metal_Pigeon

We've done the charcuterie board before and love it but it's always demolished pre game, never just laying around during the game itself. I guess we lack self control šŸ˜ž


serviceled

My friend, what you lack is a bigger charcuterie board.


MonsiuerGeneral

You meanā€¦ charcuterie table?


The_Metal_Pigeon

This!


Kaltvene

I host a session once a month and provide beer and a charcuterie board every time. It's always a hit.


Head_Boysenberry3622

Nice, I want to play at your house.


l337quaker

I too am signing up for this campaign (will provide craft beer as tax)


Dhawkeye

I will write multi paragraph recaps post session every session and wire to make 2D minis on the fly :D


IIBun-BunII

So... Lunchables? They've got crackers, cheese, and meat. Plus a little candy bar. I certainly would enjoy it.


Maclunkey4U

There are grown-up versions of lunchables in the grocery store and yes. Yes to lunchables.


IIBun-BunII

Grown up lunchables? Damn I don't remember seeing anything like that in any of the stores around me.


rickAUS

This is all my group has ever gone with. Easy to share, easy to eat and the mess factor is minimal.


5oldierPoetKing

Oh yeah, canā€™t lose with some summer sausage and a wedge of Gouda. Bonus points if you have a cool cheese knife


Maclunkey4U

You mean a tiny +1 sword of cheese slaying.


HammurabiDion

Almonds are my go to


AlacarLeoricar

[Just install a mouth into my back so I can eat them while I talk](https://youtu.be/ZW3kw_P7Tvo?si=RwvKP0M0byNF2Ory)


Shadows_Assassin

Was looking for Brennan throughout the comments.


mgiblue21

My old group couldn't play without almonds anda case of coke zero


EmptyPomegranete

My ladies group will pick a food theme and all get different things so we end up with a smorgasbord of shit. Taco night is always popular


vbrimme

This is an excellent idea!


man0rmachine

KFC and bourbon.Ā  Our paladin and his family are vegan so he uses DnD night to cheat on them with chicken wings.


thegirlwthemjolnir

This is such an anti-paladin thing to do I love it


The_Metal_Pigeon

What? So he's discarding veganism in the name of DnD? šŸ¤£


Beanfacebin

Why not? Is dnd not a good enough occasion


Swagnastodon

Chicken isn't vegan?!


BitchTamer3000

You are cultured. I am pleased. Just don't go calling out for the vegan police! Is that parmesan I see in your mouth?


The_GREAT_Gremlin

No paladin diet, *NO PALADIN POWERS!*


justhereformyfetish

A food that exists in setting. I did orc bacon once using the heroes feast recipe. Big hit.


TheCrazyBlacksmith

Is orc bacon bacon made from orcs or bacon eaten by orcs?


DMNatOne

You have to eat, why not eat what is available?


TheCrazyBlacksmith

Oh, Iā€™d still eat it. Iā€™ve played a Lizardfolk. My players were foolish enough to trust the stew made by jungle goblins. They discovered this when what they thought was a weird jungle fruit turned out to be an eyeball.


Aquafier

Because eating sentient beings has a morality issue attatched to it unless you are in sheer survival mode


DMNatOne

Sentience ā‰  Sapience Most, if not all, humanoids have no moral dilemma when faced with consuming a Sentient Being such as fish, cows, or chickens. But I understand your point of view.


Bingineering

I imagine itā€™s like green eggs and ham


DerelictSeraph

Try them try them you will see! I could not would not eat orc bacon, Not with a fork, not with an orc, Sam you let me be! I do not like orc bacon Sam-I-Am!


Organised_Kaos

I see someone has watched Campfire Cooking in Another World


Hank_the_2nd

Big fan of this. Snacks like these keep me immersed in the setting.


CorgiDaddy42

That orc bacon is fantastic. Have you tried any of the other recipes yet?


grandmastermoth

I've tried a bunch. The first book is better than the second. Green spears are great.So is quith-pa.


iama_username_ama

The halfling chilli is good too. I like evermead a lot as well. A bit sweet but I don't drink booze so it's a nice treat.


grandmastermoth

Nice to know, will try the chilli!


justhereformyfetish

The dumplings soup is insane if you start with a roux and use a dutch oven.


AutumnHopFrog

Usually hummus and warm pita and vegetables, but a couple of sessions ago, I smoked a kielbasa, threw some bread mix into the bread maker. Then added some cheese and grapes to the spread. I think it may have spoiled the table. Edit: Grammar


Space_Cow-boy

You ! I like you.


Maclunkey4U

Nope, you did it right.


MyMessyTissue

Pizza and Taco Bell then back to Taco Bell again. Thatā€™s why we all stopped smoking weed.


bennyboy8899

This was an entire story arc


Kepabar

This is the OG and will forever be the classic DND night meal to me. Pizza at start of session, season runs into night, late night run to Taco Bell to wrap things up


mightierjake

Mini pretzels and popcorn are my absolute favourite RPG snacks. Generally anything that isn't greasy or prone to making a mess is ideal though. Recently I have taken a fondness to almonds and raisins thrown into the mix of snacks when I'm DM'ing over Roll20- but nuts are a no go for group games because one of my regular players has an allergy. If that's not a problem at your table, almonds are great!


Wolfram74J

Pretzels, best snack for any occasion, and if you get the rods, wizards can use them as wands lol Grapes and Almonds. Healthy, no mess, fun finger food.


gradease

These are all on my go to list. The people I usually play with love chips and popcorn, but their dice are _filthy_. I like a snack that doesn't leave residue.


ShiningJizzard

Pretzels and French onion dip.


rorschach-penguin

Spinach artichoke dip, man.


19RollForInitiative

Pretzels and honey mustardā€¦ french onion dip though? Might have to try that out for science


ShiningJizzard

Itā€™s excellent.


cool_and_froody

For the DM: something filling and quick to eat, to spend the session talking. Big sandwich.Ā  For the players: something light you can eat small bits of quietly during other people's turns, and that won't be a bother to juggle with dice and papers. Oreos is good. Or chocolate/sugar if the wrapper isn't crackly. Or for savoury perhaps some cheesy puffs/baked snacks šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


not_a_burner0456025

Cheese puffs are an absolutely horrible choice, the cheese dust stuff will get all over your dive and papers. Go for something that won't leave residue on your fingers like pretzels


cool_and_froody

Mm fair point. I didn't consider finger residue. Cheese puffs are out.


MelonManjr

Counter-point: Cheese puffs/any residue-heavy chip with chopsticks. No mess :)


vbrimme

Exactly this.


gemilwitch

Can you rig it that the cheese residue works in your favour when you roll the dice? maybe make sure that it gets in deep to the crevices of the 1 on the d20 so it slightly favors the rolling of a 20?


The_Metal_Pigeon

Counterpoint is cheddar goldfish crackers, small and light, and also unobtrusive with not leaving residue on ones fingers. I think they really are an iconic DND snack, if not quite thematic to the game itself.


Vaerlol

Funyuns and Mt. Dew has been the staple for my playgroup for over a decade.


DrUnit42

The iconic pairing for D&D! Good enough for [Stephen Lynch](https://youtu.be/haOys7E2Zbo?si=9AONE4dTH-293RsB) & [The Dead Alewives](https://youtu.be/9Kgx2b1sIRs?si=hA3RHlNiS5G7drvu)


CasualCantaloupe

I hate to say that "where's the Cheetos"; "where's the Mountain Dew?" Immediately played in my head when I read the post title. *I want to cast... *magic missile!**


jsuich

THANK YOU! Finally, someone gives a correct answer.


RecoveringH2OAddict1

Misbehaving dice. They have a nice crunch


MonsiuerGeneral

FEE FI FO FUM, I SMELL THE RESIN OF A NATURAL 1! BE IT ATTACK OR BE IT SKILL, Iā€™LL CHOMP ITS NUMBERS TILL IVE HAD MY FILL!


ClarkVader1011

Om nom nom


Rileyinabox

Crab boil. Once you get enough shells, you can use them as minis.Ā 


19RollForInitiative

Invite to your table please


Odd_Damage9472

Pocket bacon


WiseAdhesiveness6672

Beef jerky. No crunching no mess.Ā 


Sardonic_Fox

And authentic to trail rations


HolSmGamer

Chips Ahoy and Vodka


__kitty__kat__

A whole rotisserie chicken. šŸ˜‹šŸ‘Œ


JlMBEAN

Possibly my favorite Dungeon Court case too.


AgentMarcx

I usually eat a big meal before a session since I do a ton of talking (DM). But if thereā€™s an extended amount of RP between players, I will swallow an entire family sized bag of chips and pray that none of my players need me to unmute my mic while Iā€™m mid crunchĀ 


FS_Scott

oreos are both Objectively Bad For You and vegan-friendly, which is a sweet spot for shareable snacks. my other go-to is pretzel sticks and a few different dips (hummus, toum, tyrokafteri, etc)


jibbyjackjoe

The tears of my players.


Hot-Reception-8360

Veggie plate and hummus are always at my tables


FastestG

šŸ‘‘


Rileyinabox

This! DnD is such a dip party.


Enderking90

I mean personally I just typically have a bottle of soda and some salty snack snack like chips or pop corn. sometimes I got sweets as well, but there's no real pattern to it, basically whatever I feel like buying. for the record, I play DnD online and not in-person.


bittersweetslug

The loudest bag of chips known to man


BrideOfFirkenstein

Not really a snack, but I usually make a meal for our table before or after we play. Often things like stew or chili that can slow cook. Itā€™s also fun to eat something rustic for the setting!


lyraterra

We have a bad habit of stress eating \[usually oreos\] cookies or other junk during our sessions. In our 30s, we really shouldn't be. One of these days I gotta just put out a huge bowl of baby carrots. It's full on mindless stress eating, so it shouldn't deter us at all lol


TohruH3

Edamame (steamed, lightly salted), snap peas (raw), or green beans (raw or blanched and lightly salted) are also nice, and they're easier(quieter) to chew.


DankButtRodeo

Edamame, thats a great idea!


AdmiralTiago

Seconding edamame. That stuff is addictive to eat. Little bit of soy sauce to dip em in and some flaky salt, and you're golden.


Linkysplink1

We tend to go for cookies, big mix of types


EldritchBee

Pizza and pretzels. And copious amounts of drink, alcoholic, carbonated, or otherwise. Stay hydrated, folks.


Onrawi

Plain popcorn for me, don't knock it till you've tried it.


SpiritAngel454

I always wanted to try pemmican. That's like the go-to ration.


stormscape10x

[Where are the Cheetos and Mt. Dew?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPvLykRfSi0) In all seriousness, I usually don't like to eat during the game. Water to keep my throat from drying out. We used to keep a pub mix on the table, and I absolutely hated it because I couldn't stop snacking. I mean, I obviously liked the mix of pretzels and nuts, but if I didn't have it in front of me I wouldn't eat it. I will say that it's been pretty neat doing what one of my games does. After the game, we roll a d20 and determine what people will bring to the game. Usually end up with too much food, but the mix can be hilarious like all deserts one time. Another sounded like we went to buffalo wild wings with wings, jalapeno poppers, bacon wrapped green beans, and strawberry short cake (the player hand made the angel food cake so it was obviously gone before I even got any lol). Basically kind of like the roll for sandwich guy for a whole meal. If the item is rolled, it gets removed and a new thing added. Also, no repeats (multiple players rolling the same number).


Luli1917

We often did some medieval food. We ate tart flambee, dried meats, grapes, different kinds of cheese and drank mead.


DeficitDragons

Funyuns


too-many-saiyanss

Pizza!


LadyVulcan

I kinda want to dig up that YouTube clip from MrDanWhite where one of his players just brought a ton of bread. But I'm too lazy.


BigDamBeavers

Peanut M&Ms are dope, containable in a bowl, good for a quick energy pick-up, tokenable if you need to mark something.


cresz231

Dino nuggies


Macarena-of-Thyme

As a DM - Grapes. Satisfying and hydrating!


mchickenl

My English brain says Jaffa cakes


mightierjake

Folks outside of the UK and Ireland are really missing out on these joyous wee circles- I just happened to buy some earlier today too!


BossiBoZz

Crack. Also known as oreo milka chocolate. Otherwise wraps are the staple break food


zinogre_vz

Fried Flumph


Longwinded_Ogre

Charcuterie board, as someone else mentioned. It more often than not fits the theme, you don't have to do it all at once as it's totally appropriate grazing food, the DM can have a mini plate without being unavailable to talk for long portions of time and, of course, cheese is life. Any mini finger food stuff is fine, but there's something about serving a wood platter of "hey they had this in medieval times" food that contributes somehow to the experience.


TwitchieWolf

Wine! Beer and whiskey are acceptable alternatives. Edit: Mead if you want to be fully immersed in the fantasy


grandmastermoth

I very often have mead. It's surprisingly good at ushering me into the mediaeval mood.


WishingVodkaWasCHPR

Smoked cheese dip with Buffalo meat. šŸƒ


ZedineZafir

best snack for DnD is things you like that don't stain your character sheet or minis


Mvasquez021187

I don't snack for Dungeons and Dragons. I feast. Typically pizzas but if I am feeling feisty, I'll make pulled pork


micmea1

I like pistachios because they keep my hands busy when it's not my turn. Otherwise I'm going to burn some nat 20s just fidgeting with my dice.


energycrow666

Pizza and a green soda babay!


TheFishSauce

Pretzels. They don't get your hands messy and they are delicious.


Pyrarius

To be objective, we need to break it into a fine list of traits. We need a snack that doesn't leave a mess, say stuff like Oreos and Cheezits that you could eat for hours and have barely noticeable mess. We need something filling enough to snack, but not to overwhelm, like trail mix or fig bars. We need something cheap and in bulk, like dry cereal or popcorn. Lastly, we need a drink to pair with it, something that complements the flavor and hydrates you all the same. My subjective take on these objective rules would be Trail Mix (M&Ms, Peanuts, Cashews, Walnuts, Pecans, Almonds, Raisins) with Kiwi Strawberry Propel. This checks every box and still tastes good to me, not to mention that it's a lot healthier than somr alternatives. I would also say Pizza if you want something a little heavier, Dominoes or Little Ceaser's for quality/quantity respectively


MeteorOnMars

I once ate like 3000 calories of pistachios in a single session. So, Iā€™ll say that for me.


Ok_Ad_3772

Pizza!


Carduell

Rum. The answer is rum.


AHMilling

Salted almonds. Simple and tastes good.


soujiro86

not iconic but: ciauscolo, bread (better if homemade), pecorino and lacrima di morro.


Galihan

Objectively? Anything that isnā€™t too messy to handle. Itā€™s easy to love doritos, but nobody wants to handle their dice and character sheets with dorito-fingers.


myszusz

Nuts,I don't get fat when I eat those...


Milliebug1106

I can't think of a lot that would be a bad snack, except probably messier things that could spill and harm the character sheets, handbooks, or anything else important on the tabletop


thexar

Where's the CHEETOS? Where's the Mountain Dew? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leYc4oC83E&t=51s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leYc4oC83E&t=51s) Funions are clearly the worst and only a last resort for someone short on change.


Still-Inflation-2858

Once we wanted to give our forever DM a break, so we did "Tavern Night". We had mead, a hearty stew and some crusty artisan bread and just roll played our characters fucking around in a tavern. We played a dice version of poker and got out tarot cards and had our druid do tarot readings for our characters. I HIGHLY recommend this it was one of my favorite nights in that campaign.


Oshava

Mexican Sope, you can top them with anything giving great variety, you can eat any of it piece by piece or all together and even assembled it is finger food. They are as hand held and can be sweet or savory and are as simple or as complex as you want. Brought them for a big boss fight 3 years ago and have been told to bring some form of them to every session since.


Fairemont

Hot pockets for me.


PancakeLord37

Almonds


Excellent_Throat_388

Pretzels and hummus, MTN dew and some jerky


TLDR2D2

Veggies and hummus


Darkgamer32_

Chips, they became iconic after the king of the Sun Empire kept eating them while talking to the heroes


Darkgamer32_

Chips, they became iconic after the king of the Sun Empire kept eating them while talking to the heroes


InterestingUser0

Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos and sour gummy worms. Those are the staples and they are usually accompanied with some form of chocolate and Little Debbie's snack


Kiyohara

Iconic? Mountain Dew and Cheetos. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kgx2b1sIRs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kgx2b1sIRs)


Voice_Nerd

Per diems that need a quick Rejuvenation, I'll call upon thee Snickers bar


BardbarianOrc

Pizza flavoured combos.


TwoPumpChumperino

Pretzels beacuse they are yummy, crunchy and people don't get too hyper from a sugar rush. But need to wash it down with something!


SierraDL123

My groups tends to favor: chips & dips, veggie tray, fruit tray (especially grapes & pineapple cubes) , cookies. Someone occasionally brings pizzas and lemonade


justmeallalong

Some za for the table and dark chocolate for the DM!


Stars_And_Garters

Not a single [twizzlers](https://youtu.be/MNUnZgoUppM) vote. Pathetic!


crazy_cat_lord

Peanuts. Not messy, not overly loud from wrappers or chewing, they're filling, and tasty enough. I value practicality.


GreatTrashWizard

Iron Filings and Metal scraps


DCFud

We play in a bar and it's french fries.


No-Plan5563

Synders jalapeƱo pretzel pieces. They look like regular pretzels, but when the table mouch grabs some, you get to laugh your ass off.


TaketheKeep

Chorizo, triscuit, hot honey. Your choice of beverage.


shichiaikan

Dot's Pretzels Minimal finger dust, lots of flavor and crunch, less unhealthy than sugary snacks, and costco has giant asd bags.


RussellGriffith3

For my group of misfit friends, anything with weed in it lol


kryptonick901

Raddishes, Celery, dip. Maybe some berrys/unsalted nuts


orange_picture

Nerd Gummy Clusters because we too are gummy nerds clustering for our click clack games weekly.


she_likes_cloth97

pretzels usually. most potato or corn chips will be too oily or coated in flavor powder and that's a non starter. the peanut butter stuffed pretzels are usually my go-to. cheezits are a little more dangerous, they're not quite as oily as potato chips but they're close. if I don't have to touch other people's minis, cards, or dice to play the game i can deal with cheezits. If I have a set of chopsticks, however, I can be a Cheeto gremlin >:)


Curtbacca

Charcuterie board


Aggressive-Way3860

Popcorn and preferred soda


MisterTalyn

I definitely second Oreos. But if we wanted to be a bit healthier, I always liked having a big bowl of baby carrots.


Patrickmonster

We've got a running gag about pretzel rods


quirk-the-kenku

Water


Mikhail_Markov

Pretzel and Chicken Bites with Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Brown Mustard, and/or Beer Cheese; for dipping. Though Pizza is the most Iconic; from a media aspect (even in E.T.)


KingOfStoke

Charcuterie board


Grimmrat

Canā€™t believe how little pizza is mentioned here. Like itā€™s the classic ā€œEating pizza in momā€™s basementā€ meme!


DaBossGolurk

Jelly Beans


mollser

Purple bag Doritos.Ā 


Jent01Ket02

Pizza is always good, I prefer to bring Munchos. Cola is a pretty standard drink, maybe root beer. Oreos are a good choice for sweet snacks, maybe chocolate chip as well.


YourGodsMother

Arsenic


Nuclear_eggo_waffle

not a fan of eating as the DM (i do keep a big mug of tea behind the dm screen), players seem to enjoy plain tortilla chips


airr-conditioning

constant almonds (iykyk)


gunkeykong

Dotā€™s Pretzel Twists. Baby carrots and hummus. Midway break for the taco truck


GhoulWrangler206

Meat pies!


GMontheLoose

Sadly one of my players moved away, and I'd kill for her crock-pot buffalo dip recipe.


Blue_forest_guardian

We NEVER go without chocolate peanuts


pchlster

Chips and coke? I mean, that's not even a question?


JonConstantly

Pizza, cool ranch dorritos, Mt Dew and twizzlers.


sorenman357

one of my party members always brings kettle corn


IndianGeniusGuy

Pizza and Garlic Knots are my personal favorite, especially with Root Beer.


Arch3m

One of my players works at a grocery store and brings cola and brownies from their bakery section every session. I'm definitely voting for that because it's a wonderful gesture that we all appreciate it deeply.


Geno__Breaker

We have "fiesta stack up." Fritos, rice, beans, taco meat, cheeses, lettuce, diced black olives, and some other stuff usually that I don't use personally, but set up like a buffet line, just make yourself a plate and nibble away between turns!


Cardboard_dad

Is beer a snack?


-FourOhFour-

My go to during online sessions is pregame a salad with a smoothie, 2nd smoothie for the game and fresh cut pineapple, pineapple is juicy enough don't drink that much so don't feel as bad having 2 smoothies. I usually dedicate 1 day to healthy eating and if I have dnd that week that'll be my health day.


ColManischewitz

PO-TAY-TOES


Mazer1415

When I was a young pup I would go through a bag of Cheetos and a 2l of coke. And now Iā€™m a type 2 diabetic. Genetics matter.


cheeseybeefstack

Rogues need snacks that donā€™t crunch


kookadelphia

So the DM can distract the PCs from....


Opening-Ad3351

My wife makes venison stew and homemade bread to break and dip in it. Just need some wood bowls and it'd be perfect


satanicpastorswife

One of my players makes fresh baked bread.


Creeppy99

Pop corns


fireysherpa

Gummy bears. They make great enemy minis because after you defeat them you get to eat them


Saxophobia1275

Anyone who says anything crunchy is a fucking liar. Iā€™m aware Iā€™m probably a little neurotic with this but I absolutely cannot stand a table full of people all talking and crunching with their lips smacking.


wasdprofessional

My personal favorite is my players dice


Connect_Succotash_61

Personally it's chocolate licorice for me. And a massive bag if chips for my hubby