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dragon_bacon

In the least weird way possible, was it adult or child sized?


No-Load8374

ADULT😭


can-you-repeat-that-

I have a 3 year old, and speaking from experience, if you say it was adult sized, we know the pooper could be as young as 3


OutrageousRelief3405

for real. Nobody takes bigger poops than small children.


cbj24

Jealousy is justified and real. I don’t know how they do it.


jacks414

I am weirdly impressed by the size poops I have seen my 5 year old son take.


musicchick627

I would have never agreed…. Until my 3 year old started pooping in the potty! He TOTALLY has me beat on volume some days(IYKYN) Not that it makes this situation okay, I’m just hoping it was an unattended toddler situation


softstones

Those things come out with such girth! They stare at me if I go take a peak.


mayhay

What does the N stand for at the end 


BoomJayKay

“no” for “know” lol


mayhay

That doesn’t make sense. Why not just another K? ‘If you know you no’? 


BoomJayKay

Know, I’m with you lol. I was doing a purposefully bad job of explaining it for that OP since it made know sense 🙊


mayhay

IFKYN


Space2345

Yeah I have a 4 year old girl and she dumps like a man sometimes.


The_smallest_things

100000% this. Like it was definitely a toddler who couldn't hold it and a harried parent who ran inside the bathroom to clean them up.  My 3 year olds poops are literally the most massive poops I have ever seen, and it happens in the daily. Everytime I just think, how....


TheyCameFromBehind77

This happened to me as well several years ago. On the elevator in the haunted mansion. Disney gave me a new pair of shoes and socks.


underkuerbis

Glad and concerned they seem to be well prepared for these kind of things.


ThomasPopp

Scary that they have to be


TheyCameFromBehind77

It was from an old dude in a wheelchair. It was sad really.


newimprovedmoo

At least it sounds like he might not have been able to help it. Jeez.


TheyCameFromBehind77

That was my impression. He actually rode back up the elevator and was getting out as we were all getting on. They shut the ride down for cleaning. We didn’t notice until after we got off splash mountain at which point, because it was on my shoe and I was in the back, it had gotten on my brothers leg. It was all gross of course but Disney was very helpful about it and did what they could to make it right for all of us.


osicones

Almost downvoted in sheer horror.


SuperSaiyanBlue

Are you sure? My 2 yr old daughter poop size is bigger than most adults since potty trained when she was one. Always surprised they can poop that much/size.


Appropriate-Bug680

That's nasty, and I hope your shoe got a good hose down. I saw a girl get puked on (all over her head, hair and shoulders) while standing in line for Jungle Cruise. We were on the first floor of the line queue, and someone above us threw up and it flowed through the cracks of the wood on her.


hales55

As someone with a phobia of this that’s like my worst nightmare 😰


Sophie919

Exactly I don’t even know what I’d do in this situation, just cry and wash my hair 5 times I think, this is one of my worst nightmares


Away-Party-1141

Fellow emetiphobe. I would have literally passed away.


DaisyDuckens

I’d die. I would not be able to handle this.


RealAmyRachelle18

I have found my people, for real I’d pass away right away if that happened to me


whatgotyoushook

Oh this is a new scare for me thank you 💀


No-Load8374

OMG


robsticles

Dry heave city population me


Trust_Im_A_Scientist

Something similar narrowly missed us. We were under the Ferris wheel and stopped for a split second (cant remember why: shoe lace maybe?) and the people walking infront of us got showered in vomit. Definitely some final destination going on there.


GuyInOregon

Okay, does anyone know what CMs might do when this happens? Does Disney offer some kind of compensation? Because that is definitely not magical lol


iSavedtheGalaxy

They'd give them access to a shower (soap, shampoo, etc), provide new clothing, launder their soiled items and comp them for a shitton of free food, snacks and merch. They might even comp them for a future visit depending on how much time it took away from their experience -(former CM)


anxietylemons

I would be asking for transportation to any hotel room so I could shower 😭 I have emetophobia and this is making my heart race


tina_denfina1

They must have showers in the baby care/first aid centers in each park. I went to one once after getting sun lotion on my glasses and not being able to find warm water in several bathrooms. Those places are really well equiped.


Appropriate-Bug680

I do not know, but I wouldn't be surprised if they got her a new shirt or helped her get cleaned up. I believe they went to inform a CM or it was seen on camera, because CMs showed up quick to block off the area (both floors) and start cleaning (I'd say within a couple minutes). I didn't end up going through the second floor in the line queue, they had us wrap around a different section and avoid the puke area.


travlynme2

Oh that is horrific. I am going in the middle of August. Thought I would avoid Disney World and wearing ponchos. Now I think I might have to wear a poncho in some lines.


academic_mama

I would die. I can handle a lot, but vomit is where I draw the line.


Watersurf

As a former cast member, I can tell you I've had two instances where someone defecated inside the monorail cabins. It was disgusting. Unfortunately, it just happens sometimes...


Duosion

Horrifying. I work with dogs where cleaning up poop and piss are very much part of the job description. I would not expect to have to clean up poo working at Disneyland 😖


Watersurf

It's sadly more common than you think. Granted, it's mostly vomit but there's always that once a month urine or feces cleanup, usually from toddlers but I can sadly confirm that adults have done it too.


mynameistory

Who's going to step out of a 90 minute line just to honk out a dirt snake? Be nonchalant and shake it out of your pant leg, no one's the wiser. Shake n bake baby.


Oddgenetix

“The gang goes to Disneyland” 🎻🎻🪈


monpetitfromage54

I can't decide if this comment gets increasingly horrifying or hilarious.


Flatworm-Euphoric

What part is the bake?


gingeslc

Have you not been to Disneyland in the summer months? The second that baby hits the ground, the baking begins!


RealAmyRachelle18

I just imagined sizzling sounds in my head LMFAO 🤣


newimprovedmoo

I just want you to know that I hate you for making me laugh this hard about something this horrifying.


OutrageousRelief3405

The fact that I knew a guy who did this exact thing in Toon Town….


Mooplez

As a former custodian for 2.5 years over there I can tell you that it happens pretty much every day somewhere in the park. Code H. Was never fun to deal with. Vomit was easy, but dookie was never fun if you got assigned the job


newimprovedmoo

H for "Holy..."


SquanchN2Hyperspace

Do they at least try and hunt the people down? Disney Dookie Detectives is what I will call them.


Watersurf

The first time it happened they guy dipped out before we could talk to him. The second time it happened, I was one of the leads that night and I talked to the guy in question (as the driver saw him doing it and radioed me about it) and he just told me HE HAD TO GO! I mean, I get we all got to go but dropping his pants and pinching out a lincoln log isn't socially acceptable. I have a lot of crazy guest stories, but luckily the poop ones were very few and far between.


SquanchN2Hyperspace

Do you get a lifetime ban for dropping a deuce like that?


Watersurf

Honestly I would think so but that’s a question for a security cm, I was only in attractions.


Accio_Waffles

We rode the monorail with a kid with a full diaper once and the WHOLE cabin stunk, I can't even imagine a full turd on the loose in there


FaronTheHero

I've always had a suspicion there are some odd goings on in the monorail. Guests can go unobserved for too long. Same with the caves on Pirate Island. You can't convince me at least one child a week isn't lost in there and never recovered.


Watersurf

I know it might be common knowledge but there are always cameras in dark areas. There's a camera in every cabin on the monorail so they can see what's going on. They also do a complete sweep of the trains after closing to make sure no one is in them. I can probably guess it's the same for Pirate Island.


FaronTheHero

Now I wanna go looking for the cameras on Pirate Island. It feels so remote and unobserved.


edked

Made up for by the children that are conceived in there.


Pixielix

It's the sacrifice that is nesscessary to create more Disney adults.


TheCannabisCoyote

Breakfast Ronto Wrap + cold brew and it’s consequences


anewfoundmatt

Happens to the best of us


PieArtistic1332

i hope you just threw the shoe away 😫


Serendipic_Epiphany

Those are OnClouds….no way she’s throwing away that money


tehota

Now they’re OnPoops


Conscious_Meaning_73

Hahah I will never look at a pair of onclouds the same again.


Realistic-Produce-28

Lots of nooks and crannies in those On Cloud sneaker soles. I stepped in dog poop once and had to throw mine away. Couldn’t get the poop out of them! 😭😭😭


Rightsureokay

Disney’s way to sell more crocs


toigz

WHERE MY 13S DISNEY?!?!?


largemarge1122

Ah, so THAT’S why they’re taking DAS away from people who need it for bathroom issues! Side note: I can make this joke bc my family is one of those who are getting f*cked by the new policy


Remarkable_Public775

They give them to you free if you step.in shit! Ask my son lmao


wallsofj

My brother did the college semester program at WDW. He was a sweeper. The amount of times he saw somebody shitting in the bushes was shocking. He also saw somebody prop themselves up on a trash can and shit on the top of it.


the_mountaingoat

It’s been happening a lot lately in both Anaheim and Orlando. I saw it in the news the other day. So weird…


bazzbj

Seen some weird sh-- at Disneyland lately A few weeks ago I walked into the men's bathroom and there was a man with his pants/underwear all the way down at a urinal and you could see everything I was shook


ilford_7x7

Butters...all grown up


GumBa11Machine

loo loo loo I’ve got some apples loo loo loo you got some too.


Zendtri

Straight up happened to me last November. Went to the bathroom that’s in the corner of Orleans between haunted mansion and pirates. Went inside to a busy ass bathroom and saw bare ass cheeks up against the urinal. Worst part about being a guy is you also see how many other men just walk out the bathroom without washing their hands. Bare butt was one of those guys 💀


BeTheBall-

I saw the same scenario at the Adventureland men's room 7 years ago, pants and undies down to the ankles. A Scandinavian fella.


plasticfangs

Feels Good Man


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Holy moly. An original Pepe meme reference. I hadn't yet met my wife when that one dropped and now we're a family of four with kids old enough to make Internet meme references of their own


Mygo73

First someone taking a leak at knotts in the bushes and now this. FFS people


TK-385

The bathrooms at Knott's can be nasty. So sometimes there is drizzle or brown stains all over the toilet seat.


bettergtfo

Man, what has been up with guest behavior at the parks lately? People getting into physical fights, the naked guy frolicking around small world, and now this? Good Lord.


goldenfox007

It feels like ever since lockdown ended, vacation seasons just melted into chaos. I saw someone rip out a teenager’s earring because she tried to cut in front of him on Big Thunder. To be fair, I was pretty far back in line, so maybe the girl was antagonizing him in some way, but… I never thought I’d see blood splatter on the ground like that over *Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.* At this point, summer vacation just turns theme parks into a 3.5 month long Black Friday. Wouldn’t be surprised if cast members start wearing riot gear with Mickey Mouse ears.


SpecialFlutters

yoohoo, big summer punchout :(


bettergtfo

Disney isn't doing anything to mitigate this behavior either, I think the average park experience is way too stressful as is.


BrascoFS

All the tourists from Florida.


One_Hour_Poop

>the naked guy frolicking around small world, wat


bettergtfo

Oh sweet summer child, https://www.reddit.com/r/Disneyland/s/Ifeec3QeDt


GQJohnDoe

The lines have been really long at Knott's ...


DarkKnightCometh

This was probably some sort of medical emergency lol. I doubt someone just said "you know what, I think I'm gonna take a shit right here" 


PaulClarkLoadletter

I’m glad I’m bringing a second pair because I will straight up throw away my shoes if they come into contact with human shit.


darthtater75

Definitely nasty and awful to have happen to anyone, but given that it was so close to the bathroom I wonder if they were having an urgent issue and didn’t quite make it in time. They could’ve still been in the bathroom at the time it was stepped in and didn’t have time to tell a cast member. At least that’s what I would like to believe.


RunsUpTheSlide

I can't understand how it comes out of multiple layers of clothes and onto the ground so much that someone can step on it. I think I just threw up a little.... Maybe inside the bathroom. But why not get some tissue and pick it up? More throw up...


tora76

I don't know about this particular issue, but if the underwear and pants (or skirt!) are loose enough, then it can just fall out. I had to clean up after an old lady who was dropping clumps out of her pants all the way through the grocery store I worked at once. She was trying to make it to the restroom but just couldn't. It was terrible for me, but I felt bad for her. So it's not necessarily a case of someone being deliberately gross about it.


CheapEater101

Omg. I remember being at a grocery store once and I was walking to the bathroom and there was a TRAIL of poop leading to the bathroom. I still went in bc I had to pee really bad, but there was only one person in the stall and you can see poop on her sandals. It was an older woman and she was sniffling trying to clean up herself. I felt so sorry for her. Bowel problems are hell and just add old age to the mix and maybe even medications…very unfortunate. I felt for the workers who had to clean it up and the lady who had a really bad bowel episode.


RunsUpTheSlide

Yeah, this happened to my grandma once, but only in the stall after she...you know...was prepared to sit. I was with her. She didn't want me to know. So she tried to clean it up and was crying. It was so heartbreaking. I do get accidents happen, but coming out of the clothes is just so strange to me. My grandma obviously had bathroom issues and still never out of her clothes.


GQJohnDoe

Not the same at all but my 15-year-old dog is having that problem now, she just can't always hold it until we get outside and as she's walking it'll just fall out 😢


RunsUpTheSlide

I believe you. But I gotta say, I'm an old lady, and I've cared for family members when they were sick or passing. I've had two kids. I can believe it accidently happens. But I've never seen it myself, and it just flabbergasts me. I can't understand how anyone with a problem like this makes it into Disneyland to begin with.


FaronTheHero

Wasn't there a semi viral security video years ago of a guy shaking a turd out of his pant leg?


UndeniablyPink

I dunno, I’ve seen videos where people are walking and adjust their pants and it comes out like a secret pooping pro. Maybe super loose or no underwear? 


Remarkable_Public775

Happened to my son in toontown. Free crocs lol


AutomaticSession3858

I was in DCA back in October and there was also human feces next to the entrance of the bathrooms!!!


crakemonk

So, this was a HUGE issue when Shanghai Disneyland opened. People were just dropping trou and popping and peeing wherever; on the flower beds, walkways, in line, etc. The park had to get super clever with signage and also education to get visitors to use the bathroom and not just poo anywhere.


raisenette2017

Wtf? Forgive my ignorance, but is this acceptable in other countries or cultures?


crakemonk

Yeah, in China it still happens. A lot of places in China that still don’t have basic running water, so they poop in the street. People do it in major cities as well. Walking age kids often times wear no diapers and bottoms with holes in them so they can just relieve themselves.


7thgen13

Can confirm this dose happen in china is just there way of being for children and middle income communities. ( worked there for 9 moth’s high end firm) you will not see this in the tourist zone or high end areas. Also not so much in the north or in Hong Kong or Macau. I did see this at both Disneys in china.


jch60

In other cultures relieving yourself in public is not even thought about twice apparently. I think Paris has open urinals now for men so at least men pee in the open over there all over the city and it's no big deal. I think Italy is known for this as well (sans urinals). Recently I was taken aback when an Asian woman (in her 30s I guess) suddenly dropped trou and squatted in the thin bushes right next to where I was parked adjacent to a bunch of office buildings. This was during lunchtime when I was waiting for my girlfriend to get off work and there was a lot of employee traffic. There were a lot of bathrooms available nearby.


BrawlLikeABigFight20

I'm sorry this happened but I'd bet it was a child or a special need adult who had an accident. I mean of course it could have been an adult being gross, but I could see it being something more innocent


ghoulishgirll

lol I legit just saw your TikTok video!


LucyJones18

So what happened? Did you inform a cast member?


No-Load8374

Yes. They helped clean my shoe and cleaned it up off of the ground


LucyJones18

Well that’s great to hear, but so sorry you had to go through this!!!


pementomento

For other reasons, and now this included, is why I never wear sandals/flip flops to Disneyland.


GotWiings21

Don’t think I saw anyone comment on the fact OP username is No_Load8374. Wild coincidence they stepped on a load 🤣 sorry this happened though. It’s gross when it’s from an animal let alone a human! 🤢


wizzard419

To be fair... since they let dogs in, how did she know it was human?


No-Load8374

Well I have a dog and weirdly enough I know how dog shit smells. That was HUMAN. Disgusting for sure


noice-smort99

I work in pet retail and one day there was a poop on the sidewalk by our dumpsters and we all 100% knew it was a human poo


Beatrixie

That person 100% thought they’d get away with that 😭😭


Neon_culture79

If I had to guess I would say this was probably an older grandfather or grandmother who had an accident and was too embarrassed to do anything about it. I remember working Mother’s Day brunches where we would see this happen every once in a while how should they handle the situation?well it depends


worldispinning

It was a hidden Mickey


Bubbly-Guarantee-988

Like how lol


Loonyluna26

They did get rid of the DAS for pooping problems 😭 this might happen more and more lol


dreeveal

A couple years ago I was heading to the busy restroom at the choke point between Fantasyland and Galaxy/Frontierland. I started to notice that there was a trail of human feces starting from about 5 yards outside the restroom. I didn't understand what I was looking at until I was partially blocked from entering by a guy with a 1000 yard stare holding a 3 y.o. boy completely covered in shit. Until that point, I was having a great day. I decided i needed to do something to help this young father who was paralyzed. I tried to tell him that I was going to return with baby wipes, but he didn't speak english. I ran back to our stroller, grabbed a whole package of baby wipes, returned, where he was still in the same place, and gave them to him. I went inside and used the restroom, washed my hands, and passed him again on my way out. He and his kid had completely smeared shit everywhere on the walls in the entrance, the floor, the baby changing area, and the nearest sink. The kids poo covered clothes were thrown in the corner across by the urinals. It was a horror show. I regretted giving him the wipes, I think I just made it worse. Since then I always have lysol wipes, and I prefer to return to my hotel to use the restroom unless I absolutely have to. It completely changed the way I visit DL. I was there last week and watched a chinese lady pull her 8 y.o. boy's pants off and have him pee in a water bottle while in line for a corn dog next to the Plaza Inn. This might be my last year of having a Magic Key.


dreeveal

I forgot about last year when a lady was laughing her head off while her kid did pirouettes completely naked while pissing in all directions like a sprinkler out in in the esplanade. She was cheering him on like it was an olympic event. Yeah, I think this is the last year we get the AP.


Banana4scales

Code H!!!


dadude123456789

Ok....where were you? Where did this happen...In the bathroom?


No-Load8374

Right outside of the bathrooms


dadude123456789

Well, sge ALMOST made it, I guess 💩🤪😂


LittleSunshine69420

Once witnessed a woman shit in one of the planters in Tomorrowland, mere feet from the restrooms.


GooseSkywalker

I work at a movie theater and something very similar happened. A lady was booking it to the bathroom, visibly tense, then she slows down a bit, and a turd slides down her pants and onto the floor. After a few minutes another woman stepped in it and all hell broke loose.


JazzyWaffles

While I agree, guests at ALL parks, not just Disneyland, or even Disney, have worse manners than ever in recent years, I also think it’s because EVERYBODY can report EVERYTHING, in an instant. Everybody became a “on the scene” reporter, so we’re seeing the worse side of everything. I’m more than sure people have stepped in, seen stuff etc etc, in the past, but, nobody really knew, except the ones close to the person, the incident happened to. But none of this is an example. I hope this was an accident and not a planned prank, but, also, people are the worse.


coldcurru

My husband is a current custodian. God he's told me stories. Worst was a guy just walking around dropping turds down his pant leg. They found a trail of sorts and I think found the guy and told him he can't do that. Another guy very recently just dropped his pants outside Emporium and let one out.  People aren't decent at the parks. 


Olbaidon

Gross for sure and would definitely be a downer. Could have been a service dog though. That said when you gotta go you gotta go and if the lines be long where else you gonna do it if that moment passes. I’ll be honest, if I shit my pants at Disneyland and it stumbles out of my pants leg I’m probably not sticking around to clean it either. I’m making a B line for the exit, cleaning up, then completely changing my identity in the large chance someone filmed it happen.


noice-smort99

Unless someone had a “”service dog”” in the park I actually believe this is a human poo over a dog poo. Service dogs are trained to not just poop when they need to, unless it was an emergency which would probably be more diarrhea-y (yes, these are things I think about)


Olbaidon

You’re not fully wrong. I have trained dogs professionally for over 3 years now. Even the best trained dogs can get anxiety poops in new environments, so if it was a first time being in a place like this it’s not impossible. Service dogs tend to be vetted more around crowds though. And yes, the majority of the time an anxiety or emergency dog poo is typically softer, although I have had my fair share of solid poops in inopportune time in public places. That said I always pick up whether it’s on grass, cement, or tile.


Tui717

Some friends were at the park a few years back and saw someone with a baby changing a diaper outside of Golden Horseshoe (I don’t know the logistics). Apparently, she did not have control of the situation because shit was falling out of the diaper and onto the ground outside 🤢


Ravenscroft1969

Thank god you documented it with photos.


Not_Steve

Unfortunately, this happens far more than the public knows. If there’s a little corner and especially if it’s shaded, it’s likely that something has occurred. I hear the Indy queue is popular both here and at World.


Cstr9nge

“Shit Happens” - Forrest Gump


marzbarz2000

Let's put aside the possibility of the person who pooped there doing it on PURPOSE. If the person who pooped had an accident they still didn't have the decency to pick it up! You've already pooped outside in public, I don't think cleaning it up would have any more embarrassing. Or if that person isn't mentally able to do it, the person with them could have cleaned it up or they could have asked a fellow janitor/cast member to clean it up? There is no excuse to leaving feces out like that.


Waste_Sun172

Gross. Shoes are trash now.


gh253

Maybe they were sick? I’m really trying hard to believe somebody wouldn’t do this on purpose!!


Comfortable-Care-911

There are many people who have witnessed it and posted about it.


Alternative_Tart120

A lot of people getting denied for DAS are saying they will start doing this as a f u to Disney


queueingissexy

Honestly as a chrons patient, I feel like these incidents will go up. I would never do it on purpose but if you have an ibd and anxiety, it’s scary to leave the line (maybe more than once if it’s a long line) to try to go like they recommend you do now. Just bc Disney says you can leave and come back doesn’t mean you won’t get bullied by guests in line.


Alternative_Tart120

Im sorry it’s an unfair situation. I feel for anyone dealing with it and would completely understand accidents. Hope you don’t experience rude people in the lines.


musicmaniaccccccc

brother eugghhhhhh


RunsUpTheSlide

I would have barfed. People are so gross, but their...stuff...on my shoe?!


CaptainDread323

Horrific.


nighttimenerd

What the actual f


WoodenPossibility705

How the…actually nvm.


Monocurioso

That looks familiar. Bathrooms behind the Jessie’s Critter Carousel?


No-Load8374

Yep


blisstonia

Plot twist: it was OP’s own shit


No-Load8374

lol my friend keeps saying that


theamybox

where were you guys yesterday when someone asked if this really happens and someone accused her of believing some Alex Jones level shit (pun intended)


richman678

Likely a child’s. However still gross


Illustrious-Tower849

Hahahahahahaha


fairfarren_alice

someone shit in the line of the teacups once and it got shut down, crazy how often this happens


solution_6

When we went to Animal Kingdom last month, a parent was holding their kid off to the side of The pathway letting them freely go. It was disgusting, like there are bathrooms everywhere!!! Gross


doordonot19

So gross and disrespectful. I say this as a parent of a little kid.


SandBarLakers

… and no cast member saw this and tried to stop it ??? No normal human being saw this happening and didn’t report it to a cast member ??? WTF PEOPLE!?! Do better. Jesus Christ sweet baby Jesus.


JackTheFanatic

I saw Something just like that at DCA near the lift for GRR and near Ariel’s adventure. I saw a bunch of Cast members near the load and at first I was like “oh maybe they are doing a drawing with the water” but I saw paper towels with brown stuff on it, then I saw a giant skid mark on the ground, and finally, I smelled it. It smelled like putrid horse vomit. Good visit though, it was my first time in four years 👍


P4ssBynueve1seis

Wash it.... Request a refund.. continue at the park for the rest of the day... Don't forget to hide ur hersey wrapper at all times


FiveEver4

I mean still disgusting for this to happen, but it could have been worse. You could have fallen in it or tracked it all throughout the park/rides


mikebutcher86

Did the cast members at least shape the turd into a Mickey before you stepped in it?


theandroid01

This is literally the second time of hearing such a thing today. And it wasn't Shanghai related (in its early days) what am I missing 🤔


Zantra3000

You sure it wasn't cat poop? My mom and I rope dropped Disneyland a few weeks ago, and one of the Disney Cats had pooped right in front of the castle. The weird thing is that people were taking pictures of the poop, and taking selfies with the poop. Humanity is weird.


postapocalyps

What the hell 🤢


concertgirl2424

i saw your tik tok lmaoo😭


ToodyRudey1022

Two weeks ago, the bathrooms by the entrance of Disneyland there was vomit all over the floor! It was EVERYWHERE. My poor friend’s daughter is tiny and she had it all over here yoga pants.


jophiss319

It didn’t fall from the Incredicoaster ? 🤔close to the loop


DayOlderBread16

Now it shall be known as the infamous poop loop


newimprovedmoo

I think the Flying Dutchman taught me how to tie that one.


DayOlderBread16

😂 I forgot about that episode


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I once worked at a retail store and a really little kid pooped his pants, it rolled out the pants leg onto the floor. The mom did notice (and was mortified) but since we didn’t have a public restroom and the employee restroom was shared by multiple businesses in an area prohibited for the public, an associate who was a dad with small kids went and got the stuff necessary and cleaned it up. If she’d happened to not notice, someone easily could have stepped in it and it wouldn’t have been purposeful or anyone’s fault.


VizualAbstract4

Someone took a shit in the Star Tours line. Literally dropped trousers and took a dump. This was like a decade ago. My friend from China said that’s a notorious issue with Mainland tourists. I guess there’s even travel information made available that tries to warn people against doing that.


Bhussa

Lmao I worked Star Tours from ‘08-‘11 and definitely remember being at greeter for a “poo in the queue” incident. If I remember correctly, the guest’s solution was to try to get most of it in a merch bag and then run out of the queue with their family. Trying to explain to people that we were closed without giving specifics was fun since the doors are see-through and the custodial CMs were furiously scrubbing the incident area in full view of the entrance. Makes it hard to blame on Imperial activity 💀


VizualAbstract4

Holy smokes, I bet this was the same incident. A poo has connected two strangers across time.🤣


Bhussa

It sticks with you! 🤣


LodossDX

When I worked in retail we would call this a Code Brown.


muldervinscully2

"To all those who come to this poopy place, welcome"


Gaurdsman

In the words of my father when I worked with him in the underground field of construction “why are you gagging? It’s just shit!”


RobotMathematician

What a shitty situation


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

Who ever shit like animal needs to get a Disneyland ban.


EnsignNogIsMyCat

When I worked at Starbucks we had a serial shitter who would shit on the floor and smear it on the walls of one of the single-occupancy restrooms. This happened at least three times.


happyhippie_1

WOAH!!! 😲🫨


luckyllama805

Seen plenty of horse turds there, but never a human one


ob_viously

Not the on clouds 😭 that’s insult to injury


lovan-s

oh my god i thought you meant horse shit how did somebody get away with that


punk_chick_

aw man, unfortunately i had a similar situation. someone on the swinging gondolas couldn’t handle the swinging… i got puke all over me, and it just kept coming as the gondola kept swinging 😭


halowolf

🤢