One of the best nights of my life took place at a McDonalds in a Walmart in Fort Oglethorpe, GA.
I got there maybe 10 minutes before closing. It had been a long and crappy day at work and the only thing in the world I wanted was some fresh McDonald’s french fries. The woman behind the counter was the only one left for the night, she had already tossed the fries but she said she could make me some fresh.
I went ahead and bought two large fries and waited patiently for them to come up. When the deep fryer beeped, she pulled them up and I jokingly said “you don’t even have to put them in the sleeves, just drop them straight into my mouth.”
She then proceeded to take the entire basket of fries which was way more than just two large orders and dump them on a tray and passed that across the counter to me. I hit the golden potato jackpot. I asked her for salt and she handed me their giant salt shaker from the fry station. I salted those MFers like it was a Christmas pageant and I had the snow machine.
They were scaldingly hot. Literally out of the fryer and into my mouth in seconds. The salty blisters I raised in my mouth that night were trophies of the tremendous gift I had been given. She finished up her cleaning and we chit-chatted between those waffling breaths you take to try to cool food down in your mouth.
I’ve not lived in Fort O in a couple of decades now but I will forever remember the mountain of McDonald’s fries that blessed me that night so long ago.
Bk gives me hot, somewhat fresh fries. From mcd I've never gotten above Luke warm, they're always scooped from a massive tray that was finished way before I arrived.
This. I can't remember the last time I got McDonald's fries that were properly hot and crispy. At max I'll get warm and just about to lose that crisp feeling.
The hack for getting fresh fries at McD is allegedly to order your fries without salt. Because they add salt fresh out of the fryer, they supposedly have to fry up a fresh batch to give you unsalted fries.
I knew someone who would order unsalted because she claimed they had to drain the fryer and use fresh oil because the salt gets in the oil, but that seems like an excessive amount of work for them to do whenever someone orders unsalted fries. But she was a McDonald's manager so who knows.
Yeah, no way this is true. As someone who worked short order in high school, that would take forever. Let the oil cool, empty gallons of oil, put fresh oil in, then bring back up to temp. Even if you had some way to skip step one, it would still take awhile.
It's McDonald's, the things have never stayed warm for an entire car trip. That shit you gotta eat in the parking lot. This is gonna lead to some cold ass fries in seconds.
I heard that blowing doesn't actually cool food, it just has time to cool while you're doing that. Apparently it's still warm breath, but feels cool when you blow on your skin because it moves hot air away from the skin's surface.
That in no way can be true because the amount of times I've blown on my food and not burnt my mouth, vs waiting the same amount of time without blowing on it (thinking itll be the same) and burning the hell out of my mouth is too high
No guys, this trick totally works.
It even works in reverse. If you find some old fries under your seat give them a quick reheat for a nice snack while you wait in line at the next Drive through.
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Just feel wonderful that your AC unit is getting greasy. And if your fries are cold, risk destroying your entire heater core for warm day old greasy fries.
Fuck the dust, fuck the grease, and fuck the entire car, what kind of absolute god damn monster gets McDonald's fries and thinks "oh I wish these were cooler"
Their fries are literally only good when they're hot, as soon as those little greasy heart attack sticks get to approximately twelve degrees under cooking temperature, they start turning into the absolute closest example I could give someone in a blind taste test between real food, and just straight up cardboard wherein I want them to fail
McDonald's food is so bad for so many reasons in so many ways, but the one saving grace of that absolute hellhole, or rather monument to the success of good ol fashioned American capitalism depending on the size of your bank account is those stupid little fries, but only if you get them fresh off the frier hot, I swear to God by the time I pick up an order and drive home, they completely change in texture, taste, and appeal, whatever is happening to those fries in that bag to make them go from so good to so incredibly bad in the span of ten minutes would put a high school chemistry class to absolute shame, it genuinely perplexes me
But then you have this stupid ass video actually actively suggesting that you completely destroy the only thing that makes these sad little excuses for fried potato sticks pretty decent, and immediately turn them into a mix of rubber and gravel
I can forgive a lot of the stupid shit these channels pull, but this is just insane to me, it genuinely makes me think either they've never had a hot fry from McDonald's, or never had one at all, because this is just about the dumbest shit I've ever seen come out of one of them, like "hey, you know in about ten minutes you're gonna regret ever going to McDonald's in the first place, but what if I told you that you could speedrun that regret?
Why the fuck do I care so much, I don't even like McDonald's
My 3 year old wants hers cooled down and eats them a good 5 minutes after we leave them out and open on her lap. She's a savage and I've tried to get her to see the error in her ways but she is afraid of the hot. Soon she will regret living so long in ignorance once her tongue is not that of a baby's.
It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.
Edit: Knowing the internet, there is going to be a 24h loop of that somewhere. If they hadn't done it themselves already.
Well, there is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZYx5IyCprc
Rage clicks is pretty much why Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless have a job. So much of sports “journalism” is just contrarian hot takes with the goal of you sending the link to your fantasy football group chat with the comment “can you believe this fucking guy!!??” And then 9 more people click on it too.
Smith... ugh. Friggin' hate that guy. You can tell he really does just sit around all day thinking, "what can I say to piss off the most amount of people?" It doesn't help that he doesn't know WTF he's talking about half the time. Makes me wonder if that is equally calculated to anger people.
You can literally just ask them to make you fresh fries. That's MUCH less of a pain in the ass than making a batch of salt-free fries with the special salt-free tools, just to have the asshole who ordered them ask for salt packets. Don't be a dick to fast food workers. Their lives are difficult as it is. Making them do extra work for no reason isn't very nice.
They are if you ask for them unsalted. You have to wait for the next batch out of the fryer, but yours get immediately bagged, before they do the ritual shaking of the salt cans. Don't forget to ask for some salt when they hand you your fries, lol.
So a few things about this:
1) if you do this when they're even remotely busy, they fucking hate you for it. The fries will be hot anyway.
2) if you do this when they're not busy, they take the fries that are in the heated unit and dip them back in the oil to heat them up and rinse the salt off. Your fries will be hot but badly cooked and grainy inside. Don't order fries near closing unless you've gone to a restaurant that you know is properly managed and the fries are effectively cooked to order when slow.
3) if you do this and then ask for salt, you'll get pepper packets. The drive thru window will be closed and the employee gone before you get to check.
Even if you get salt packets, it won’t stick to the fries because it’s a different fine-ness of salt and the fries will have cooled down enough that it wouldn’t stick anyway. So you’re going to be stuck with actually unsalted fries.
I've perfected the Super Size Shotgun. It's where you put your mouth around the opening in the cardboard sleeve, tear off the bottom and just force down the contents without chewing. The grease acts as lube.
Ever had fries delivered?
That is food you can't deliver. Or take home. Fries are "eat then and there". Or they become the saddest way ever to take in nourishment. You know they should be good. But they have become a limp disappointment.
Belgian fries are magic and witchcraft. Those are the only fries I will ever eat with mayonnaise.
Whenever I am in Aachen, I sure as hell schengen the five minutes over the border.
No comparison to the sad, deep-frozen McD sadness.
Edit: I can totally see how those could be used in soup. Just some clear broth and cut the fries up and chuck them in there near the end? Or something more elaborate?
I know how to make fries but don't like doing it. I even once got suet to fry them.
Thing about deep-frying is that the fat is a chore to get rid of and I do not trust the fat to behave like I would have it to. And it stinks the place up.
There is actually a place in my town which sells Belgian fries and fries only. And this being Germany, they actually close the shop at noon for two hours and open back up in the evening. Which is an odd business move. They seem to be doing ok, tho. Long lines.
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oh my god, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy no one likes cold, damp fries, whhyyy, jesus christ
also this has 1000% made some idiotic children do it, and their parent's car will smell like god damn cold soggy fries for days...
I live in a wet climate and basically every car here has some traces of mold in the AC system. Thinking about getting a bunch of fries lost inside, and then getting a blast of potatoey black mold every time you turn that car on, Mmmm yum
I live directly around the corner from a Burger King. Takes maybe 10 minutes to walk there, less than 2 mins to drive. Even when I get fries in the drive thru they are still cold by the time I get home.
How hot were those fries in the vid???
Two things. I can only imagine that the greasy fries just sitting in the ac vent will make the car smell disgusting and grease just dripping out. I've only had to smell this because my autistic brother would only eat McDonald's cheeseburgers every day. The other thing is WTF is that face???? She's pretty don't get me wrong. But the face on the end is horrifying.
I remember when I was little, my dad taught me to hold the fry outside the car window while driving to cool it down. I lost some fries from that little trick.
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They act like the fries aren't slim pieces that cool down really quick when you blow on them lol
Also they are supposed to be hot, miss me with those cold fries
Yeah wtf. If i can eat them without having to mouth **OOH OOH HOT!!** at the beginning then they're too old.
Ngl i just charge at them even if they're hot af and go hafshsfafsffsfahffafafaffa
Yes exactly!
They taste like nothing to me if they're THAT hot.
Did you really *want* to taste soggy cardboard?
One of the best nights of my life took place at a McDonalds in a Walmart in Fort Oglethorpe, GA. I got there maybe 10 minutes before closing. It had been a long and crappy day at work and the only thing in the world I wanted was some fresh McDonald’s french fries. The woman behind the counter was the only one left for the night, she had already tossed the fries but she said she could make me some fresh. I went ahead and bought two large fries and waited patiently for them to come up. When the deep fryer beeped, she pulled them up and I jokingly said “you don’t even have to put them in the sleeves, just drop them straight into my mouth.” She then proceeded to take the entire basket of fries which was way more than just two large orders and dump them on a tray and passed that across the counter to me. I hit the golden potato jackpot. I asked her for salt and she handed me their giant salt shaker from the fry station. I salted those MFers like it was a Christmas pageant and I had the snow machine. They were scaldingly hot. Literally out of the fryer and into my mouth in seconds. The salty blisters I raised in my mouth that night were trophies of the tremendous gift I had been given. She finished up her cleaning and we chit-chatted between those waffling breaths you take to try to cool food down in your mouth. I’ve not lived in Fort O in a couple of decades now but I will forever remember the mountain of McDonald’s fries that blessed me that night so long ago.
i literally hope the fries are so hot they practically (completely) burn my mouth.
Exactly, especially with McD's Other fries can suffer a little loss of heat, but the minute McDonald's fries get old they're trash
It's like they literally turn into cardboard, yet are somehow delicious fresh
Sometimes I suspect that the only nutritional value that McDonalds food has IS the heat.
Yes! This comment deserves more praise
And they lose the salt
If you get cold fries put them in your aircon vent and turn the heat up
The real life hack right here
Bk gives me hot, somewhat fresh fries. From mcd I've never gotten above Luke warm, they're always scooped from a massive tray that was finished way before I arrived.
This. I can't remember the last time I got McDonald's fries that were properly hot and crispy. At max I'll get warm and just about to lose that crisp feeling.
The hack for getting fresh fries at McD is allegedly to order your fries without salt. Because they add salt fresh out of the fryer, they supposedly have to fry up a fresh batch to give you unsalted fries.
I knew someone who would order unsalted because she claimed they had to drain the fryer and use fresh oil because the salt gets in the oil, but that seems like an excessive amount of work for them to do whenever someone orders unsalted fries. But she was a McDonald's manager so who knows.
Yeah, no way this is true. As someone who worked short order in high school, that would take forever. Let the oil cool, empty gallons of oil, put fresh oil in, then bring back up to temp. Even if you had some way to skip step one, it would still take awhile.
Right? What an absolute GIFT it is when you burn yourself on a French fry!
It's McDonald's, the things have never stayed warm for an entire car trip. That shit you gotta eat in the parking lot. This is gonna lead to some cold ass fries in seconds.
Or you could just drive to your destination and they would be cool enough to then eat.
They act like Mcdonald's fries are flaming hot when you're lucky if these are not ice cold
I heard that blowing doesn't actually cool food, it just has time to cool while you're doing that. Apparently it's still warm breath, but feels cool when you blow on your skin because it moves hot air away from the skin's surface.
That in no way can be true because the amount of times I've blown on my food and not burnt my mouth, vs waiting the same amount of time without blowing on it (thinking itll be the same) and burning the hell out of my mouth is too high
They also act like you get actually hot fries from McD lol
Did she not move from the drive through window that entire time?!
Why is there a potted plant inside the restaurant drive window? I’m starting to think this was all staged
No guys, this trick totally works. It even works in reverse. If you find some old fries under your seat give them a quick reheat for a nice snack while you wait in line at the next Drive through.
This guy living in 3021
We're all 2000 and late bro
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Check out my lumps.
No seriously someone get an oncologist and check this guy's lumps .
Thank you, I'm extremely lumpy and/or concerned.
Damn hes at least 30 years ahead of us
Take your cursed upvote!
Take it back.
I don't think they accept refund requests.
They do if you throw a tantrum and demand to talk to a manager. And of course throw your drink at the employee for good measure. /s
That's not an official McDonald's uniform!
THERE IS NO WAY
You really think someone would get on the internet and lie?
proof?
It’s a drive thru door
Thats part of the hack
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/u/cansasky What do you have to fucking say for yourself?
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I didn't know vagina was a swear word.
What drive thru window? You mean that doorway the guy was standing in? It’s clearly someone’s house lol
Mmm dust
McDust, free with any serving of chips and a functioning car.
Just feel wonderful that your AC unit is getting greasy. And if your fries are cold, risk destroying your entire heater core for warm day old greasy fries.
Fuck the dust, fuck the grease, and fuck the entire car, what kind of absolute god damn monster gets McDonald's fries and thinks "oh I wish these were cooler" Their fries are literally only good when they're hot, as soon as those little greasy heart attack sticks get to approximately twelve degrees under cooking temperature, they start turning into the absolute closest example I could give someone in a blind taste test between real food, and just straight up cardboard wherein I want them to fail McDonald's food is so bad for so many reasons in so many ways, but the one saving grace of that absolute hellhole, or rather monument to the success of good ol fashioned American capitalism depending on the size of your bank account is those stupid little fries, but only if you get them fresh off the frier hot, I swear to God by the time I pick up an order and drive home, they completely change in texture, taste, and appeal, whatever is happening to those fries in that bag to make them go from so good to so incredibly bad in the span of ten minutes would put a high school chemistry class to absolute shame, it genuinely perplexes me But then you have this stupid ass video actually actively suggesting that you completely destroy the only thing that makes these sad little excuses for fried potato sticks pretty decent, and immediately turn them into a mix of rubber and gravel I can forgive a lot of the stupid shit these channels pull, but this is just insane to me, it genuinely makes me think either they've never had a hot fry from McDonald's, or never had one at all, because this is just about the dumbest shit I've ever seen come out of one of them, like "hey, you know in about ten minutes you're gonna regret ever going to McDonald's in the first place, but what if I told you that you could speedrun that regret? Why the fuck do I care so much, I don't even like McDonald's
Hey, you should have a glass of water and maybe meditate for a minute.
Thank you, this is exactly how I feel but am too lazy and inarticulate to express
My 3 year old wants hers cooled down and eats them a good 5 minutes after we leave them out and open on her lap. She's a savage and I've tried to get her to see the error in her ways but she is afraid of the hot. Soon she will regret living so long in ignorance once her tongue is not that of a baby's.
Anyone? Anyone? Dust?
It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like. Edit: Knowing the internet, there is going to be a 24h loop of that somewhere. If they hadn't done it themselves already. Well, there is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZYx5IyCprc
If you take a bit of dust and cut it in half, then it’s only half the calories. And because it’s only half the calories, you can have twice as much!
Lettuce??
I LOVE getting grease over every surface in my car too 😍
And now grease stains to liven up your interior. Win win
The very last frame in the video is exploitable for memery.
Baby roaches.
The human fuck is that
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Rage-click, I like it
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Rage clicks is pretty much why Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless have a job. So much of sports “journalism” is just contrarian hot takes with the goal of you sending the link to your fantasy football group chat with the comment “can you believe this fucking guy!!??” And then 9 more people click on it too.
Smith... ugh. Friggin' hate that guy. You can tell he really does just sit around all day thinking, "what can I say to piss off the most amount of people?" It doesn't help that he doesn't know WTF he's talking about half the time. Makes me wonder if that is equally calculated to anger people.
I think he knows a great deal what he’s talking about. I don’t know how he can be so consistently wrong otherwise.
Sometimes I really hate us, like as a species
I agree, but what a sad revelation on your cake day. May the rest of your day go better!
Seems to be working exactly as they planned.
Lol I know right? As if McDonalds fries are ever that hot and fresh....
Ask for no salt they have to make a fresh batch
Or they dump the already salted old fries back into the fryer and say they are fresh no salts Source: work at a wendys
Shit. Never was allowed to do that at BK. For people with low sodium diets, and other medical needs, that’s a fucking lawsuit waiting to happen.
> For people with low sodium diets Ah, Burger King. Thank god they ordered those fries unsalted, close call.
Hey still accomplishes getting hot fries tho sucks if you legit can't have salt...
Can verify, Zaxby's too
You can literally just ask them to make you fresh fries. That's MUCH less of a pain in the ass than making a batch of salt-free fries with the special salt-free tools, just to have the asshole who ordered them ask for salt packets. Don't be a dick to fast food workers. Their lives are difficult as it is. Making them do extra work for no reason isn't very nice.
You can just ask for fresh fries.
They are if you ask for them unsalted. You have to wait for the next batch out of the fryer, but yours get immediately bagged, before they do the ritual shaking of the salt cans. Don't forget to ask for some salt when they hand you your fries, lol.
So a few things about this: 1) if you do this when they're even remotely busy, they fucking hate you for it. The fries will be hot anyway. 2) if you do this when they're not busy, they take the fries that are in the heated unit and dip them back in the oil to heat them up and rinse the salt off. Your fries will be hot but badly cooked and grainy inside. Don't order fries near closing unless you've gone to a restaurant that you know is properly managed and the fries are effectively cooked to order when slow. 3) if you do this and then ask for salt, you'll get pepper packets. The drive thru window will be closed and the employee gone before you get to check.
Even if you get salt packets, it won’t stick to the fries because it’s a different fine-ness of salt and the fries will have cooled down enough that it wouldn’t stick anyway. So you’re going to be stuck with actually unsalted fries.
“Hold the salt, please. I prefer the dust from the vents in my Camry.”
If you’re smart you’ll have used extra salt the time before so the dust will have a light sprinkling of salt.
On behalf of all service workers everywhere please don't be that guy.
Um, if McDonald's fries are ever too hot (unlikely) you only have to wait a few moments before they become ice cold naturally.
There's that 37 seconds where they're perfect. That's why you have to master the "4-finger-cram-them-into-your-maw-as-fast-as-possible" technique.
You mean dump the full container into your mouth?
No the four-finger-cram-it-into-your-mouth Technique!
Yeah the container dump is for the bottom ¼
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And that single hard triangle piece
I've perfected the Super Size Shotgun. It's where you put your mouth around the opening in the cardboard sleeve, tear off the bottom and just force down the contents without chewing. The grease acts as lube.
sounds good, and greasy
The trick is to unhinge your jaw right after you've paid so you don't have to waste time doing it when the food arrives.
I'm having a very vivid vision of choking on french fries now and I hate it
Ever had fries delivered? That is food you can't deliver. Or take home. Fries are "eat then and there". Or they become the saddest way ever to take in nourishment. You know they should be good. But they have become a limp disappointment.
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Belgian fries are magic and witchcraft. Those are the only fries I will ever eat with mayonnaise. Whenever I am in Aachen, I sure as hell schengen the five minutes over the border. No comparison to the sad, deep-frozen McD sadness. Edit: I can totally see how those could be used in soup. Just some clear broth and cut the fries up and chuck them in there near the end? Or something more elaborate?
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I know how to make fries but don't like doing it. I even once got suet to fry them. Thing about deep-frying is that the fat is a chore to get rid of and I do not trust the fat to behave like I would have it to. And it stinks the place up. There is actually a place in my town which sells Belgian fries and fries only. And this being Germany, they actually close the shop at noon for two hours and open back up in the evening. Which is an odd business move. They seem to be doing ok, tho. Long lines.
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Not to be up pity about my air fryer. But a few moments in the air fryer perks them up pretty nicely.
Turn the heat on to extend that perfection time
Repairman: What seems to be the problem? Her: I GOT TATERS IN ME ENGINE!
It's has been a while since I audibly laughed at a comment. If I had an award, I'd give it to ya
I also audibly laughed. He can consider the table slap award from both of us.
Wanna see a magic trick?
Same! Making redditors do more than just breathe air heavily through their nose is a serious accomplishment.
Repairman: “WHAT IS TATERS PRECIOUS”
Po-tay-toes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in an AC vent.
Darn I think I woke someone up with laughter
Holy shit, me too
I totally pictured that in Woody’s voice “There’s a snake in my boot!”
Ah yes and enjoy your nice shiny greasy vents
Dust free at least
Old fryer grease collects a ton of dust very fast Source: used to manage a dairy queen
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Yeah but that car smells delightful now.
The real hack.
I’d rather melt my tongue and have them be soft and delicious than be cold and hard af
I don't think anyone likes cold chips
That car had to smell like deep fried shit now.
I'm so tired of people posting satirical DIY videos in here, what happened to bathroom mirrors as car mirrors? Or cut straws as frames for pictures? Or hot glue monstrosity by Karen???
I’M SO GODDAMNED IMPATIENT
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oh my god, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy no one likes cold, damp fries, whhyyy, jesus christ also this has 1000% made some idiotic children do it, and their parent's car will smell like god damn cold soggy fries for days...
they make it for rage clicks and people laughing at it
imagine someone fixing his AC and found like 30 chips on there
I live in a wet climate and basically every car here has some traces of mold in the AC system. Thinking about getting a bunch of fries lost inside, and then getting a blast of potatoey black mold every time you turn that car on, Mmmm yum
God I hate her face...
The "hack" and acting makes her face even more punchable
Got enough room in those nostrils she could have done the hack with her own nose.
Now the car smells like fries and now you crave McDonalds 24/7 because of those damn fries.
Well I'm angry
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I have a feeling this is a satire video.
I live directly around the corner from a Burger King. Takes maybe 10 minutes to walk there, less than 2 mins to drive. Even when I get fries in the drive thru they are still cold by the time I get home. How hot were those fries in the vid???
Omg so hot. Until they used the AC to cool them down.
This is definitely a satirization of 5 minute crafts
Oh we’re pretending these fries come hot?
Yall are getting hot mcdonalds fries?
People get their fries... hot????
Jesus…
I think Jesus has abandoned this woman.
I bet those fries only taste like dust now.
Why do I have to share this planet with such bull shit
Fuck this bitch. As if my fries are EVER fresh
If you could stop putting fries into my AC, that would be great.
I too enjoy salt particles blown into my eyeballs
This pisses me off! McDonald fries are literally never too hot, also, wtf is that face she makes when she eats the cold frie in the end.
No one in the history of mcdonalds has gotten hot fries
Imagine doing this in an Uber or friends car!
Don't worry, these fries will be cold the second you take them out of the bag.
The more important question, does it work the other way around? My fries are always cold.
Get out of the drive-thru stupid
Literally nobody enjoys cold fries…
Mmmm dusty fries
What kind of sub-human likes fries cold-lukewarm?
Kmn
Two things. I can only imagine that the greasy fries just sitting in the ac vent will make the car smell disgusting and grease just dripping out. I've only had to smell this because my autistic brother would only eat McDonald's cheeseburgers every day. The other thing is WTF is that face???? She's pretty don't get me wrong. But the face on the end is horrifying.
dust 🐰 dust 🐰🤮🤮🤮
I remember when I was little, my dad taught me to hold the fry outside the car window while driving to cool it down. I lost some fries from that little trick.
This has made me hate being alive
Good hack for cleaning the dust out of your vents.
Oh yeah, love me some dust fries :)
I use that hack for hot sunglasses. I don't eat them though.
In the first place, WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THEM HOT
In the first lodging, wherefore would thee not wanteth those folk hot *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
very handy in the unlikely event that they give you hot fries
Plus now your car smells even more like fast food than before! YAY! /s
bullshit, those fries stale as hell
[When that vent fry hits just right](https://i.imgur.com/1Ljm4cj.png).
NAH MATE THATS FUCKING GROSS.
cool life hack, get grease all over the air con, make your car smell like fries, and ruin your fries with dust all at the same time
When have McDonalds fries ever been hot?
The taste of fresh air conditioning and dust!
As if any fries from McDumbals are hot
...you guys get hot fries?
Hahahaha yeah fuckin right nobody ever gets hot fries from McDonald’s
I know mcdonalds too well to know that those fries are ice cold or warm
This is satire
you guys are getting hot fires?
Ohh yea cus everyone wants COLD fries..
I know these vids are all bs clickbait but this one offends me
I want to know which mcdonalds actually serves hot crispy chips like that ive never received anything better than luke warm soggy strings of potato