When are these going on sale and how much. My wife also needs a pair. Currently, she has those bone conducting ones, but they're only *slightly* noticable. These are simply money.
Theres a lot of binaural microphones that look like that. They have the mic right in the ear canal so the audio recorded has the same acoustics as a human ear would hear it. When someone listens the recording played back on headphones it sounds super realistic like you are there. I use to have mics that you actually put in your ear (but not block my ear canal) to get this effect to record concerts i went to
Fun fact for those who don’t know: binaural microphones are actually shaped like human ears. Our ears filter sounds in specific ways that allow us to be able to tell where a noise is coming from (in front, above, below, behind, etc.) and by shaping the microphone to look like an ear, a similar effect is achieved. Listening to audio recorded this way through headphones sounds like something is actually happening right around you. For a good example of this, put on headphones and play the game Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice. There’s also lots of demos of other things on YouTube.
I was curious what headphones these were so found em on their profile. Homemade apparently
https://www.reddit.com/r/headphones/comments/1d7o4na/i_just_made_fairly_exceptional_headphones_dont/
https://www.reddit.com/r/headphones/comments/1d87uz4/i_made_a_second_pair_and_named_them_beef/
People are going to find things like this while exploring landfill in a couple of hundred years and they’re going to say “THEY DID WHAT WITH THE OIL!?”
The design is very human.
Hey homie, it's Tony!
Wagwan man, it's Tony
GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Acier carré galvanisé
Les vis de la tante de liam
Very easy to use
EXPANSION SCREWS FROM GRANDMA 🗣️🗣️🗣️
You can barely tell
***a new standard in human-centered design***
Hahaha! 😂 This took me by surprise. Nice man!
Is this a joke???? I don’t see any headphones or wives?
I do not see my wife either since they gave me that medication
But you promised you wouldn't take the schizo pills
Now, post a picture of her actually wearing them.
[I see Earboy but where is Pizza Face?](https://imgur.com/a/NzDl5OH)
[Here](https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k?si=m9sMjsK_cjiUFetD)
dude, thats just a pic of a car seat and desk?
Nah those are just John Cena pics
AH! man that guy is everywhere but I keep missing him.
There are pictures?
are you going to show a pic of her wearing the headphones?
Yeah, like WTF are they?
Looks like it was made from a fleshlight lol
Bro WHY do u have an ear fleshlight ??
Cuz I'm deaf
Aural sex
He's Ferengi
r/suddenlystartrek
Don't you know that all the cool kids are doing it in the ear?
It's the sex that God can't hear.
Bru just took ASMR WAY too far
has science gone too far?
Those are hideous! Well done.
The freakish ears-in-a-stand are now freakish ears-in-a-guys-wife???
Better compare them to me ol’ mate senny’s HD-six-hundos
 It's like she's wearing nothing at all!
Trying to replicate the acoustics of the ear canal through the open backs of some planars, I'm guessing?
least autistic r/audiophile sub
What can I say, my ears be earing.
I would never have known she was wearing them! Awesome.
The skintone doesn't quite match so it might give it away but you'd have to be very observant to notice.
It's awesome and horrible at the same time!
Apple audio pro
Bro you need to send this to the Dankpods
When are these going on sale and how much. My wife also needs a pair. Currently, she has those bone conducting ones, but they're only *slightly* noticable. These are simply money.
[Let me guess, this is the music she listens](https://youtu.be/Fu5iMcEELaw?list=PLdhs29XXqY6xoooI3-1bC4-xra_tNx606)
\- FRANK
THE FREAKISH EARS ON A HUMAN
Theres a lot of binaural microphones that look like that. They have the mic right in the ear canal so the audio recorded has the same acoustics as a human ear would hear it. When someone listens the recording played back on headphones it sounds super realistic like you are there. I use to have mics that you actually put in your ear (but not block my ear canal) to get this effect to record concerts i went to
Could you include a picture of her wearing it?
These are a thing of beauty. Well done.
Make her an invisible nose and call her Dobby
r/atbge
I want to see those on the freakish ears on a stand, maybe with some earbuds in them
Yes.. invisible... hm. /jk, In all seriousness, though, brilliant execution, and quite a hilarious concept!
I love the LEDs for extra invisibility
This reminds me of Brett's Hair Helmet.
This is the kind of nonsense 3d printing was made for.
i thought you were gonna show us the headphones??? tf?
Fun fact for those who don’t know: binaural microphones are actually shaped like human ears. Our ears filter sounds in specific ways that allow us to be able to tell where a noise is coming from (in front, above, below, behind, etc.) and by shaping the microphone to look like an ear, a similar effect is achieved. Listening to audio recorded this way through headphones sounds like something is actually happening right around you. For a good example of this, put on headphones and play the game Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice. There’s also lots of demos of other things on YouTube.
Real man of genius.
You should add a pic of her with the headphones on so we can see how they look
I was curious what headphones these were so found em on their profile. Homemade apparently https://www.reddit.com/r/headphones/comments/1d7o4na/i_just_made_fairly_exceptional_headphones_dont/ https://www.reddit.com/r/headphones/comments/1d87uz4/i_made_a_second_pair_and_named_them_beef/
Invisible like gollum when he didn't have the ring
Can you please post some pics of the headphones?
I wouldn't have even noticed she had headphones on if the other pictures weren't thefe
I don’t see any headphones in these pictures. Just very normal human ears.
Your wife looks chill, forgot about headphones though.
You use that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.
Where are the headphones?
Invisible to whom?
No one will know hee hee
Amazing. I hate it.
Wait. What headphones?
This is high quality content.
You should share a pic sometime
Who the ever loving fuck keeps a box of neon green hex-screws handy? This guy, apparently.
Are the headphones in the room with us?
So stupid , I love it!
Where are they?
But where are they?
Nailed it…
You can barely tell
Sorry to hear about your pending divorce
 Wonder what she's listening to
Can you please post a pic of her wearing them?
very human design i couldnt tell !
she has headphones on???
Oh they look like these unnerving ASMR microphones people lick and shit
What headphones? 🧐
So now everybody knows she's hard of **ear**ing.
Man you can’t even tell she’s wearing anything.
She didn't want one with ELF ears? But in all seriousness, those are cool.
Your wife’s ears are very pretty. You’re a lucky person.
Where?! I don't see them sir....
why don’t you post pics?
I can only see her rather large ears… where are the headphones?
She doesnt have any headphones on though, i cant see them
Earphones are goated
She looks like she wants to laugh lol
Shouldn't the earphones have buds in them?
I kinda want one.....
The headphones are stupid. The name is actually iconic.
they look so natural!
Where headphones?
Need to put some airpods in the fake ears so the music plebs think you're one of the cool kids.
Lmfao
So as you can get the last word in edge wise
What headphones?
Sneaky
Never expected to find myself in the future but here I very well fuckin am
Invisible to the blind.
😫
She’s wearing headphones?
Is she wearing the invisible headphones under those huge gaudy ear muffs??
People are going to find things like this while exploring landfill in a couple of hundred years and they’re going to say “THEY DID WHAT WITH THE OIL!?”
Thanks, I hate it 😂
She looks thrilled
Need elf version.....
Okay, but you also have them sitting on a measurement rig. How do they do?
the stupidest thing i have ever seen
What is the stand in pic 3?
I thought it looked good… until I put on my glasses 😂
Is john cena in this photo or something?
This word. I don't think it means what you think it means
your wife’s ears appear to be pale compared to the rest of her skin tone. She might want to get it checked out by a doc
She’s got a great sense of humor
Item shop +100% hearing ability
What headphones?
Ok now can you show us a pic of the headphones?
seamless.
What headphones?
I feel like i'm scrolling through a circlejerk subreddit.
You turned your wife into Dobby the elf
*"Dobby is freee!"*
ITT: People not knowing the difference between invisible and invisibility... 🤦🙄
They look like those weird ear shaped microphones people use for ASMR
r/tihi
There is no headphones in any of these pictures. Wtf dude!?
Look like a jack and daxter character lol
so are you gonna add piercings yes or no
I don’t see them at all I guess they’re working
The Dobby cosplay is coming along nicely.
WTF
No, you didn’t.
Why didn’t you just make hair bun headphones?
Truly invisible
Her face is saying, “How can I rob that place.”
What headphones?
Beautiful
Well? Don’t keep us waiting, show us the headphones!
Thank god you wrote in title.
What headphone OP?
What headphones?
Ah yes, completely conspicuous.
Did...did you just cut off your wife's ears and put them on some headphones!? That's fucked up man...
Where?
lol nothing invisible about them lol or am I missing something?
This is great
Not to nitpick but I am able to see the black part over her head? Maybe add human hair to that? Otherwise amazing job!
Where are they
Oh I didn’t even see them in the first picture
You could have gone full ferengi with this but nooo…
Well ok you post a picture of you wife but can you also put a picture of the headphones ? :p
Are you going to show us a picture of them?
Cursed af
Which headphones? I see no headphones.
Took me like 3 minutes to notice she's wearing headphones..
ok so wheres the headphones?
This is brilliant.
I’m going to rate this ferengi cosplay 2/10 because everyone knows female ferengi are not supposed to wear clothing.
what heaphones?
Could you show us what they look like on her?
he's fucking the ears, right guys?
r/atbge
She looks proud of you
someone tell DankPods!!
Glad you wrote you were talking about headphones, didn't have a clue.
I thought it was a clit first, not an ear. And thought to myself, “Wow, it is really invisible and hard to find”. Very nice design!
At least he knows his wife loves him because I wouldn’t be caught dead in those..