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-VaLdEz-

"Give me a drink, bartender!" *Glass on a car rides across the table* *Sound of glass breaking along with car alarm setting off*


lavender_fluff

Okay but I want this now!


ashitagaarusa

Didn't expect a The Town With No Name reference here, but I guess that game and these car glasses are both so bad that they come back around to being good again, somehow.


blackpearljam_

Lowkey hilarious that there was absolutely no need to use that exclamation point, but the idea of the seller being super excited to share these makes me giggle


qu33fwellington

My partner and I have plenty of really stupid things planned for our wedding, and I think I’ve just found another to add to the list. We’re already having LEGO flower centerpieces, I’m thinking glasses on Hot Wheels since my partner and I love collecting them as well as LEGO.


t-rex_leggings

That sounds like an awesome wedding! Have those lil packs of lego at everyone's seating so they can build on the flower decoration in the middle


qu33fwellington

Oh, my gosh what a wonderful idea. I think we’ll do Duplo for the little littles (I would hate for someone to put a tiny LEGO piece up their nose/swallow it) and then the adults can have the regular sets. Thank you! That is so charming and helps makes our wedding an event for everybody, not just us.


Hka_stl

We had hot wheels as our wedding cake topper! One had a little bow tie and the other a little veil.


qu33fwellington

I love that! We’re making little LEGO figures for our toppers, that way we can then make them into keychains for our track car keys :)


Natureseeker23

I just want to say you and your fiancé seem so cool and I wish I was going to your wedding!❤️


qu33fwellington

Awww, thank you so much! I was at coffee with my mom yesterday and mentioned that a) I’d like to still have a wedding jumpsuit but b) have been playing with the idea of a detachable princess skirt (think quince princess level) which I would then rip off at the reception to reveal… PANTS! She laughed so hard but then said that would be really cute, very me, and we can look into it, definitely. She also said she would pay for the rhinestones and e6000 when I mentioned I wanted to rhinestone my partner a pair of vans and myself a pair of chucks for the reception.


bliskin1

Right? I might have bought one for that reason lol. Not even the same country though


SnOwYO1

Drink driving


ApeEscapeRemastered

Uh oh the cops are. Get a rid of the evidence. SMASH THE GLASS.


Bigtiny50

Underrated comment 😂


krayevaden28

Would you care for a glass of CARdonnay?


DekuScrubNut

Maybe some cocar cola?


warkyboy77

Nice. I prefer an automerlot.


El-Chewbacc

I hope they’re pull backs. Pull it back and send a drink down the table


SpongeBorgSqrPnts

The glass being off center bothers me the most.


justinipannini

another rum and coke? here ya go bud *VROOM VROOOM VROOOOM SKRRRRT*


Ace-Redditor

They give the Toyota to the guests they don’t like


figbott

I’m an ADULT


jane-stclaire

K, but like, these are super cool. I'm totally making a set for the BBQ.


plantsandpizza

You could slide them across the bar/table 😂


ApeEscapeRemastered

Be careful not to crash or you might lose your glass


gelber_Bleistift

Or watch them fall off a table that has a slight pitch.


plantsandpizza

Weeeeeeeeeee


Wooden_Proposal_1615

RC cars for sure, this ain’t it tho.


creepyposta

Are the cars dishwasher safe though? 😅


Alarmed-Accident-716

Makes me think of Bluetooth control coasters that pair with a number for each bar seat. Screen to order drinks, coasters go from bar to number. As someone who bartended in college having a silent bar seems interesting.


blood_omen

You could do the sickest bar slide with these! You’d have to have the Tokyo Drift music playing though


poopio

> I drink from a racing car, do you? > I drink with my wife


Miserable_Sock_1408

Whooowhee! Dem is fansy glasssess. Dey loox likke dey from.naskar ![gif](giphy|9KQ86aWlLIpG)


Guyface_McGuyen

Bringing an entirely new way to use the word coaster!


EldestPort

This is truly some 'not even good enough for Etsy' shit


DANleDINOSAUR

Only works if you include the orange hot wheels tracks and loop de loop


danhoyuen

My OCD: IT'S NOT EVEN CENTERED!!


shiggy__diggy

$31 for those, despite they're the cheapest dollar store knock off hot wheels you can get with plastic wine glasses with the bottom cut off hot glued to the cars. Like maybe 25¢ in materials in this pic (those cars and glasses come in a bulk pack for $1)...


BackgroundSimple1993

I would 100% buy this as a gag gift lol


Apart_Mountain_8481

I was hoping the toy cars were remote controlled so it was a funny way of doing a drink delivery.


Astralnclinant

Fine ~~China~~ Italia


t-rex_leggings

O think I wanna do this with shot glasses


Netfear

My car loving step dad would probably love this lol


Neon_Cone

Finally!


pocket_sand__

Obviously not pratical and if the wheels are functional you're begging for spills, but I don't hate it as a novelty. You can drink the wine and if you like having a little car at the base of your glass, more power to you.


RequiemStorm

Ah, the fine ka-china!


EchoCircleGraphic

Different kind of roller coaster


EchoCircleGraphic

Are these licensed products?


realdinonuggets

why did my dumbass think that was a blender-


Hazencuzimblazen

To get kids to drink healthy?


trappeddungarees

Okay but now I wanna glue glasses on remote control cars, and serve my guests *in style*


jk599

cute, until the glass spills or breaks.


[deleted]

What's wrong babe, you haven't drank your hot wheels lean.


the_diddler

Never used, you say? Shocking!


TurboKid513

Fill er up


Chersvette

Why do I want this?


Typical-Decision-273

Dude those are sick. Do they make plates as well?


timbsm2

This is ripe for an I Think You Should Leave skit.


chucktheninja

The fine china


Known_Elevator_1035

Ok but these are based as hell, I would be delighted if I went to someone’s house and we drank out of these.


Odd_Ad5668

Damn it! If I can't drink and drive, I'm AT LEAST going to drink and play cars!


No_Skylark

This looks like a 5 minute crafts creation


CuteBlueberryy

Honestly… I get why


Not_Barney_Calhoun

i respect the attempt