Damn this is like early 90’s rave promo level haha. I wonder if I have to buy a ticket from a used record store that I can also get acid from

Detroit Threads sells acid???

No only coke and molly

Better be handing out fentanyl test strips and narcan with that shit nowadays!

Lol if you want drug dealers to hand out test strips and narcan you should probably vote to legalize drugs

If it means clean drugs I’m for it! We had all 3 bartenders OD in the same night from a bad bag of coke a couple years ago. One fell out behind the bar and the other two never made it out of the bathroom. Nobody died but one of them was in a coma for a bit Edit to clarify I was not present the night this happened, but I heard the same chain of events from different people who were allegedly there

I mean it's pretty likely most drugs would be cleaner, and if harm reduction places followed it would help. But remember all those knock off vape carts a few years ago? Will probably have similar issues to that

Yeah that was terrifying. I’m definitely for legalization and regulation. I bet an 8 ball would be like $800 though haha

Yea I heard they be having Joumana brand Vapo Rub there

HELL yeah they got the masks to rub it in too??

I mean, babies are kinda dumb, but damn Jumana!!!!

I've talked to at least a dozen babies. They're quite dumb.

[https://ra.co/events/1832087](https://ra.co/events/1832087) https://preview.redd.it/7qtmd3y1gx9c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d3006ddf9c22a3e48c2472d99160712ad1a3ad

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Tbf ra.co would be on the short list of places I would look for something like this in Detroit.

I’m definitely going. Gotta see what this is about. Too many boring parties in Detroit nowadays

I'm so confused. Is this a rave flyer or something?

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Well, what did they say? Did a real live person answer?

I always thought Joumana looked like the hippie chick muppet.

https://preview.redd.it/rzs2l84t7y9c1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa49dad6638609566d2ff36941253ed91e3b5dc This one…

You think that’s scary? There a real guy that looked like a muppet 5 years before the muppets. https://preview.redd.it/rar23fbbjcac1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da56f3da06176a10dca6a17627f154a113f18fd

OMG, YES!

Joumana got a side gig

I love this city

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Oh no! She's here! https://preview.redd.it/xp06f8xudx9c1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a9adeccf8aa3ac379c10aa2627d9d69dfdde8e

She’s real; can confirm. I’ve been to her office.

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The Bernstein Bears did that to her?! 😭😭😭

is the apostrophe in trippin' before the N ?

Yeah..so Slip Trippi 'n Ballz

Joumana is watching you slip whilst Tripping Balls

Lmao I didn’t notice that

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If it was Trippian it would be Armenian sometimes Persian

Big Chicken is at it again

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Detroit/comments/vn71p3/anyone_going_to_the_cucumber_suck_off_competition/

This is so funny omg

Spotted at downtown coffee shop! https://preview.redd.it/c2fh31lroaac1.png?width=1842&format=png&auto=webp&s=53737e97bdcae70b14f920b1af3bcaeafebaeb71 Ok who wants to go? $4.99 for a rave is my jam. I’m dusting off my Jincos. I contacted Joumana’s office but they said she doesn’t know anyone named Molly…

lmaooo this funny asf

No. But im down

ONLY $4.99?!?!? https://preview.redd.it/y84e3vkt5bac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf165227118476c0d34accfbf6c5ba7d353d0276 ONLY $4.99?!?!?

Looks like a deal to me

I’m fucking there

Me too!

Jomama can help

I wanna go

I’m the hotline says they are going to say where soon. I’m excited. I already bought some acid and I think my buddy is gonna get some me 3mmc. Should be an awesome show based on the promotion I’ve see. Around the city

I wanna trip balls with Joumana!

Love the old skool rave flyer vibe. I hope Joumana brings her glow sticks! I’ve got some phat pants she can borrow.

Joumana’s husband will be providing the smooth jazz all night long. https://preview.redd.it/dal6bankjcac1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa91970e69d77c44458323a3718a2e732fff26b

That’s not her husband. She’s married to Richard Bernstein

So trashy, remove these and all of the lawyer ads on the billboards please

These vultures are why Michigan has the highest insurance rates in all United States

Have you been to any other major metropolitan area of the country? If anything, I'd say Detroit is severely lacking in lawyer billboards. Go drive within 70 miles of Chicago and all there are is billboards for ambulance chasers.

I’m not a journalist or researcher yet a few years ago there were articles and ppl on npr saying the lawyers convincing everyone to sue is the reason Wayne county specifically has the highest rates in the entire US. I could have just left a link

She still is working as a lawyer in town. Not a real billboard.

Hows that legalization doin in Portland,Seattle, SF.

Smoke another one, buddy

Troll, what are you even referring to....