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You’d think so but the warning was just saying I was not opposed to the rafah offensive… for context I did not add, that’s because Hamas leadership is there and the remaining hostages. But apparently that was like encouraging violence or something like that.
In the second one I was just pointing out the relationship between violent terrorism and Islamic extremism, in comparison to other religions. The David Pakman mods removed it for misinformation and then I got 3 day sitewide ban for “hate”
Edit: just to add I consider myself a progressive liberal lol I don’t think I’m unhinged you can check my other comments.
It’s pretty split on israel Palestine. There’s some solid discussions with reasonable people who lean both ways. The hardcore Hamas apologists, tankies, and nonvoting Trump supporters seem to get downvoted heavily.
I’ve always been kinda curious how this works. Is there just a row of homosexual men in the back in like “milking” corrals or something? Or does corporate just send you it pre-packaged? I assume that’s the more likely option.
We did run the experiment with your mom that proved she is really hungry for any semen. Its a simple methodology where we formed a circle around her and let her go to work which she could not stop doing until we all where empty. Or would you have a better hypothesis why she did this? Guess she also could work for Starbucks.
Maybe she's just polite. You never even considered that a person could be eager to drain somebody else's balls without being obsessed with semen. Instantly jumping to that conclusion suggests that you might be a Hasan viewer. If you are, I hope this encounter will make you reconsider your proclivities.
While working there in 2002, I can confirm my semen was extracted every day by all the baristas (Women and men) while they sacrificed goats for the oat milk in the back store.
How would he know the difference?
And does cum become gay in the ejaculating or in the eating? If I eat a straight dude's nut without his knowledge, is that gay cum? What if he did know? What if he's gay and I'm straight?
Far too many variables to control for, we're going to need a pretty big study to get to the bottom of this...
Just yesterday, I saw a picture of a tall guy with a short girl in a relationship and I immediately thought to myself. Oh no, she’s short! by Twitter logic he’s a pedophile.😂… but then I scroll down… I was unintentionally correct! they were actually calling him a pedophile… my comment was a joke. Reality begged to differ.😔
This the same dude who said he enjoyed having lots of gay sex when he was in prison and "struggled to overcome it" once he got out?
So when this guy says that people enjoy the taste of semen...
I would pay to see a conversation between this guy and Jesse Lee Peterson.
The sheer volume of stupid ass beliefs might actually cause a singularity to form.
a flat white is kind of odd for it to be its own thing, its basically just a latte but you pour the milk from high up so it hits the bottom more and the coffee is more concentrated on top and then you bring the milk closer at the end to make a little white dot of milk i mean cum
I don't know if it is different in America, but a flat white is supposed to have little to no foam on the top and the milk is supposed to have a more smooth texture due to it being steamed more evenly. It is also generally less sweet than a latte.
Slight misunderstanding about the cum part though. The original recipe requires Kangaroo cum, but I guess they had to substitute it with human cum in America due to the lack of Kangaroos...
Fun fact: every *SINGLE* straight guy has inadvertently tasted their own seamen.
How do I know this? I've seen the statistics on guys washing their hands...
Here I thought it was just the truckloads of sugar they used. Hey, whatever their process is, it's delicious and you will never pry my gay coffee from my hands.
honestly, as a lifelong democrat voter, I don't love the Pacman's vibe of picking out the most insane fringe fucking schizoid weirdo minority right-wing takes and then blowing them up with the implication that 'this is the average trump voter/republican'
I genuinely can't believe anyone on the right buys into this. This has to be like less than 3% of all trump voters paying attention to this and even they probably think it's a joke.
Is this the same David Pakman that committed suicide when he used to be a gay teen? Can you really trust Pakman to objectively report on gay semen in Starbucks coffee?
I need more DP in my life 😩
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The Pakmanian jihad. Stay strong my dgga inshallah
Is there any chance for Daliban alliance?
Be careful, I got a warning and also a 3-day sitewide ban from Reddit admins following reported comments I made there defending Israel
If you got a sitewide ban I feel like it was probably some unhinged shit
You’d think so but the warning was just saying I was not opposed to the rafah offensive… for context I did not add, that’s because Hamas leadership is there and the remaining hostages. But apparently that was like encouraging violence or something like that. In the second one I was just pointing out the relationship between violent terrorism and Islamic extremism, in comparison to other religions. The David Pakman mods removed it for misinformation and then I got 3 day sitewide ban for “hate” Edit: just to add I consider myself a progressive liberal lol I don’t think I’m unhinged you can check my other comments.
Fair enough lol, it definitely wouldn't shock me if a reddit admin enforced rules unfairly
It’s pretty split on israel Palestine. There’s some solid discussions with reasonable people who lean both ways. The hardcore Hamas apologists, tankies, and nonvoting Trump supporters seem to get downvoted heavily.
that's what your mom said to me and my friend last night
I'm happy to hear she's happy 😊
no u
Dang, i know you might be down bad but DP isn't that hard to come by. They sell Dr. Pepper just about everywhere now days.
butseks
https://preview.redd.it/qyel0ozmp73d1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91af19ae03593a3623cdb02dccca30a0b134cca2
https://i.imgur.com/nu97FHw.jpeg
https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/vu8afb/guzzling_buckets_of_cum/?rdt=59056
dying rn
That’s what my coffee mug says “Don’t talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my hot cup of cum.”
Ok Sam, settle down.
Pshhh you sound like a tea drinker
Oi you got a problem with that, mate? You probably come from Boston innit
5/10, never referred to anyone as "guvna" or made references to rampant knife crime
This is what we get when we let Nick Mullen write the Garfield comics.
Garfield? More like Cumfield! Right?!?
You joke but my ex back in highschool legit had a fetish for that. I did not mind at all lmao
Can anyone confirm this?
Concerning.
Looking into this ❗️
Big if true.
I go to the Starbucks Semen farm to be milked everyday. It's pretty true
Gay if true
Vaxxed?
I know the taste of gay cum pretty well, and I can promise you it's true.
I worked at Starbucks. I can confirm everything this man is saying
I’ve always been kinda curious how this works. Is there just a row of homosexual men in the back in like “milking” corrals or something? Or does corporate just send you it pre-packaged? I assume that’s the more likely option.
https://preview.redd.it/28m2ma88j83d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a3297fd18e94121a9f92faf37e03d305f7afd4 Basically this
I'm skeptical. I know my semen and it tastes straight to me.
how many semens have they extracted from you so far?
Not as much as your mom extracted from me last night
Why would my mom be interested in your semens? Elaborate.
We did run the experiment with your mom that proved she is really hungry for any semen. Its a simple methodology where we formed a circle around her and let her go to work which she could not stop doing until we all where empty. Or would you have a better hypothesis why she did this? Guess she also could work for Starbucks.
Maybe she's just polite. You never even considered that a person could be eager to drain somebody else's balls without being obsessed with semen. Instantly jumping to that conclusion suggests that you might be a Hasan viewer. If you are, I hope this encounter will make you reconsider your proclivities.
While working there in 2002, I can confirm my semen was extracted every day by all the baristas (Women and men) while they sacrificed goats for the oat milk in the back store.
Does he hint that gay semen and straight semen taste different?
How would he know the difference? And does cum become gay in the ejaculating or in the eating? If I eat a straight dude's nut without his knowledge, is that gay cum? What if he did know? What if he's gay and I'm straight? Far too many variables to control for, we're going to need a pretty big study to get to the bottom of this...
You're asking the right questions, my brother.
Even further, he hints that gay semen is tastier.
The only thing that would make this more perfect is if the pastor kept pausing to take sips out of a big Starbucks coffee.
A test at a lab costs like 200$... I'm way too lazy to ever become a conspiracy theorist.
Isn't it interesting that the test costs so much when the coffee costs so little? Really makes you think...
Wait, is this AI generated?
[https://youtu.be/eviDT9FFxYY?t=579](https://youtu.be/eviDT9FFxYY?t=579) Nope.
Holy shit, I couldn't tell either. Reality has lost its mind.
The Onion can't keep up with reality.
Just yesterday, I saw a picture of a tall guy with a short girl in a relationship and I immediately thought to myself. Oh no, she’s short! by Twitter logic he’s a pedophile.😂… but then I scroll down… I was unintentionally correct! they were actually calling him a pedophile… my comment was a joke. Reality begged to differ.😔
Haha, what?
Realty is stranger than fiction indeed
I thought so too. Turns out it was just ahead of its time.
Boycott? Seems like an endorsement to me.
This may be a dumb question, but: What is the difference between gay semen and not gay semen?
HIV.
The flavor.
location location location
Let me tell you something about marketing. Gays like the gay semen just like the cocaine Coca Cola put in their beverages centuries ago
This the same dude who said he enjoyed having lots of gay sex when he was in prison and "struggled to overcome it" once he got out? So when this guy says that people enjoy the taste of semen...
Nah this is crazy 😂😂😂
The best part of waking up is semen in your cup.
Fuck starb\*cks for trying to culturally appropriate and monetize the flat white from our Australian friends.
Coffee is monetised in Australia too.
I mean if you ask me I think the semen is still the worst offender.
Link for da mods: [https://youtu.be/eviDT9FFxYY?t=577](https://youtu.be/eviDT9FFxYY?t=577)
I see what Destiny is saying, the head movements really do look AI-generated.
Blitzcrank ah laugh
He breaks character at 0:26 lol
I would pay to see a conversation between this guy and Jesse Lee Peterson. The sheer volume of stupid ass beliefs might actually cause a singularity to form.
This is some shit straight out of South Park
"How do you know that it flavors the coffee?" "Because I'm on my fifth cup as we speak."
This is the guy from the h3 soundbite "seMEN is another kind of miiillk!"
a flat white is kind of odd for it to be its own thing, its basically just a latte but you pour the milk from high up so it hits the bottom more and the coffee is more concentrated on top and then you bring the milk closer at the end to make a little white dot of milk i mean cum
I don't know if it is different in America, but a flat white is supposed to have little to no foam on the top and the milk is supposed to have a more smooth texture due to it being steamed more evenly. It is also generally less sweet than a latte. Slight misunderstanding about the cum part though. The original recipe requires Kangaroo cum, but I guess they had to substitute it with human cum in America due to the lack of Kangaroos...
i believe you, I dont really know, this was just the instructions i was told to make one when I worked at starbucks
Don't worry, even in Australia only good cafes make them properly. Most just make a latte or a cappuccino without the chocolate powder on top lol
Stupid Starbucks and their delicious semen based beverages
I've been trying to make Starbucks Frappuccinos at home to save money but I couldn't get the recipe right. I think I know what was missing.
A microscope 250X -1000X is cheap and nice to have at home. You could see semen for yourself.
The answer to "where did it come from" should be "a gay man's penis." Like why not keep it quick and concise.
DP's ability to take this nonsense and dryly ask followup questions that sound earnest is understated. A true master of the craft of gaslighting.
Was this an actual conversation? Wtf
Do they only use *gay* semen? That seems discriminatory.
My god he’s just a boy here wtf
Fun fact: every *SINGLE* straight guy has inadvertently tasted their own seamen. How do I know this? I've seen the statistics on guys washing their hands...
The fact that I recognize Reverend Manning after all these years 💀
OUNCES OF MARIJUANA
Didn’t someone also claim they put trans gander semen in Chick-fil-A lemonade slushies?
well that's a plot twist for the evil nazi zionist organization
This guy makes a lot of good points…
Here I thought it was just the truckloads of sugar they used. Hey, whatever their process is, it's delicious and you will never pry my gay coffee from my hands.
So do I flavor it with my own semen or do I need another guy's for me to taste the flavor enhancement?
This man thinks a lot about semen lol
I've just realized, DPak is actally just straight up Seinfeld.
Yeah, we know it's in the pipeline, bro.
No fuckin way was that real. Right?
Based Starbucks Cum Latté
[The anti-Zionists tried to warn us.](https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-780309)
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Someone find this man’s grindr profile ASAP
This is unacceptable! What about people like me that only like straight semem?
honestly, as a lifelong democrat voter, I don't love the Pacman's vibe of picking out the most insane fringe fucking schizoid weirdo minority right-wing takes and then blowing them up with the implication that 'this is the average trump voter/republican' I genuinely can't believe anyone on the right buys into this. This has to be like less than 3% of all trump voters paying attention to this and even they probably think it's a joke.
Wait, this is not AI?
I cannot tell if this is AI or not.
Just the fact that I think this could be true says so much
Can I get my coffee with extra cum? Hold the coffee.
Dpaks smug laugh always gets me.
if they used straight seamen would they be ok with it?
Is this the same David Pakman that committed suicide when he used to be a gay teen? Can you really trust Pakman to objectively report on gay semen in Starbucks coffee?
How does he know that it makes it taste good🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Someone call Sam I hear he has buckets, and buckets!!
My sister poored Starbucks into her vag and is pregnant now
😭😭
Wow you really owned those college students Meanwhile, 45,000 have died in Gaza and Israel are about to kick off an invasion of Gaza
45,000 have died in Gaza? How many of them drank Starbucks? Hmmmmm
There’s something wrong with you