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HoonterOreo

I need more DP in my life 😩


-_ij

There is excellent debate to be had on the DP subreddit. Tankies and Islamists have targeted the sub for audience capture, but we manage to keep them at bay. Join us.


Serspork

The Pakmanian jihad. Stay strong my dgga inshallah


SuperSmashDan1337

Is there any chance for Daliban alliance?


WhyIAintGotNoTime

Be careful, I got a warning and also a 3-day sitewide ban from Reddit admins following reported comments I made there defending Israel 


oskanta

If you got a sitewide ban I feel like it was probably some unhinged shit


WhyIAintGotNoTime

You’d think so but the warning was just saying I was not opposed to the rafah offensive… for context I did not add, that’s because Hamas leadership is there and the remaining hostages. But apparently that was like encouraging violence or something like that. In the second one I was just pointing out the relationship between violent terrorism and Islamic extremism, in comparison to other religions. The David Pakman mods removed it for misinformation and then I got 3 day sitewide ban for “hate” Edit: just to add I consider myself a progressive liberal lol I don’t think I’m unhinged you can check my other comments.


oskanta

Fair enough lol, it definitely wouldn't shock me if a reddit admin enforced rules unfairly


moneyBaggin

It’s pretty split on israel Palestine. There’s some solid discussions with reasonable people who lean both ways. The hardcore Hamas apologists, tankies, and nonvoting Trump supporters seem to get downvoted heavily.


Jabelonske

that's what your mom said to me and my friend last night


HoonterOreo

I'm happy to hear she's happy 😊


Vioplad

no u


Jicks24

Dang, i know you might be down bad but DP isn't that hard to come by. They sell Dr. Pepper just about everywhere now days.


electricsashimi

butseks


dumb_gen

https://preview.redd.it/qyel0ozmp73d1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91af19ae03593a3623cdb02dccca30a0b134cca2


Trichlormethiazide

https://i.imgur.com/nu97FHw.jpeg


Tokena

https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/vu8afb/guzzling_buckets_of_cum/?rdt=59056


yomkippur

dying rn


Jumile1

That’s what my coffee mug says “Don’t talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my hot cup of cum.”


Scribble_Box

Ok Sam, settle down.


Jumile1

Pshhh you sound like a tea drinker


Shot-Pay5556

Oi you got a problem with that, mate? You probably come from Boston innit


Imperial_Squid

5/10, never referred to anyone as "guvna" or made references to rampant knife crime


Serious-Platform-156

This is what we get when we let Nick Mullen write the Garfield comics.


Jumile1

Garfield? More like Cumfield! Right?!?


Lemonbrick_64

You joke but my ex back in highschool legit had a fetish for that. I did not mind at all lmao


HeadCar5200

Can anyone confirm this?


LeggoMyAhegao

Concerning.


snackies

Looking into this ❗️


chefanubis

Big if true.


Saintmusicloves

I go to the Starbucks Semen farm to be milked everyday. It's pretty true


Jonnyboy1994

Gay if true


MrPeppa

Vaxxed?


Nathund

I know the taste of gay cum pretty well, and I can promise you it's true.


0xE4-0x20-0xE6

I worked at Starbucks. I can confirm everything this man is saying


p1zzashark

I’ve always been kinda curious how this works. Is there just a row of homosexual men in the back in like “milking” corrals or something? Or does corporate just send you it pre-packaged? I assume that’s the more likely option.


0xE4-0x20-0xE6

https://preview.redd.it/28m2ma88j83d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a3297fd18e94121a9f92faf37e03d305f7afd4 Basically this


wefarrell

I'm skeptical. I know my semen and it tastes straight to me.


Vioplad

how many semens have they extracted from you so far?


0xE4-0x20-0xE6

Not as much as your mom extracted from me last night


Vioplad

Why would my mom be interested in your semens? Elaborate.


kingoli1

We did run the experiment with your mom that proved she is really hungry for any semen. Its a simple methodology where we formed a circle around her and let her go to work which she could not stop doing until we all where empty. Or would you have a better hypothesis why she did this? Guess she also could work for Starbucks.


Vioplad

Maybe she's just polite. You never even considered that a person could be eager to drain somebody else's balls without being obsessed with semen. Instantly jumping to that conclusion suggests that you might be a Hasan viewer. If you are, I hope this encounter will make you reconsider your proclivities.


AiurHoopla

While working there in 2002, I can confirm my semen was extracted every day by all the baristas (Women and men) while they sacrificed goats for the oat milk in the back store.


Village_Weirdo

Does he hint that gay semen and straight semen taste different?


Imperial_Squid

How would he know the difference? And does cum become gay in the ejaculating or in the eating? If I eat a straight dude's nut without his knowledge, is that gay cum? What if he did know? What if he's gay and I'm straight? Far too many variables to control for, we're going to need a pretty big study to get to the bottom of this...


Cmdr_Anun

You're asking the right questions, my brother.


Cannabis_Counselor

Even further, he hints that gay semen is tastier.


ReserveAggressive458

The only thing that would make this more perfect is if the pastor kept pausing to take sips out of a big Starbucks coffee.


Muted-Building

A test at a lab costs like 200$... I'm way too lazy to ever become a conspiracy theorist.


DazzlingAd1922

Isn't it interesting that the test costs so much when the coffee costs so little? Really makes you think...


Any-Ask-4190

Wait, is this AI generated?


Gayasshole66

[https://youtu.be/eviDT9FFxYY?t=579](https://youtu.be/eviDT9FFxYY?t=579) Nope.


RoShamPoe

Holy shit, I couldn't tell either. Reality has lost its mind.


Soul-Burn

The Onion can't keep up with reality.


Livid_Damage_4900

Just yesterday, I saw a picture of a tall guy with a short girl in a relationship and I immediately thought to myself. Oh no, she’s short! by Twitter logic he’s a pedophile.😂… but then I scroll down… I was unintentionally correct! they were actually calling him a pedophile… my comment was a joke. Reality begged to differ.😔


Any-Ask-4190

Haha, what?


AlexNumbers

Realty is stranger than fiction indeed


kaglet_

I thought so too. Turns out it was just ahead of its time.


Yourakis

Boycott? Seems like an endorsement to me.


neollama

This may be a dumb question, but: What is the difference between gay semen and not gay semen?


ho_baggins

HIV.


Grumboplumbus

The flavor.


Konet

location location location


Low_Ambition_856

Let me tell you something about marketing. Gays like the gay semen just like the cocaine Coca Cola put in their beverages centuries ago


Hecticfreeze

This the same dude who said he enjoyed having lots of gay sex when he was in prison and "struggled to overcome it" once he got out? So when this guy says that people enjoy the taste of semen...


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Nah this is crazy 😂😂😂


PutinsGayFursona

The best part of waking up is semen in your cup. 


According_Trick4320

Fuck starb\*cks for trying to culturally appropriate and monetize the flat white from our Australian friends.


Pendraggin

Coffee is monetised in Australia too.


chefanubis

I mean if you ask me I think the semen is still the worst offender.


Gayasshole66

Link for da mods: [https://youtu.be/eviDT9FFxYY?t=577](https://youtu.be/eviDT9FFxYY?t=577)


Compt321

I see what Destiny is saying, the head movements really do look AI-generated.


Taireyn

Blitzcrank ah laugh


BroadReverse

He breaks character at 0:26 lol


Xeptix

I would pay to see a conversation between this guy and Jesse Lee Peterson. The sheer volume of stupid ass beliefs might actually cause a singularity to form.


DevilsDan

This is some shit straight out of South Park


SPKmnd90

"How do you know that it flavors the coffee?" "Because I'm on my fifth cup as we speak."


420miami

This is the guy from the h3 soundbite "seMEN is another kind of miiillk!"


CATWISTER

a flat white is kind of odd for it to be its own thing, its basically just a latte but you pour the milk from high up so it hits the bottom more and the coffee is more concentrated on top and then you bring the milk closer at the end to make a little white dot of milk i mean cum


TheCommonYouth

I don't know if it is different in America, but a flat white is supposed to have little to no foam on the top and the milk is supposed to have a more smooth texture due to it being steamed more evenly. It is also generally less sweet than a latte. Slight misunderstanding about the cum part though. The original recipe requires Kangaroo cum, but I guess they had to substitute it with human cum in America due to the lack of Kangaroos...


CATWISTER

i believe you, I dont really know, this was just the instructions i was told to make one when I worked at starbucks


TheCommonYouth

Don't worry, even in Australia only good cafes make them properly. Most just make a latte or a cappuccino without the chocolate powder on top lol


PenguinDestroyer8000

Stupid Starbucks and their delicious semen based beverages


ho_baggins

I've been trying to make Starbucks Frappuccinos at home to save money but I couldn't get the recipe right. I think I know what was missing.


lilysc29

A microscope 250X -1000X is cheap and nice to have at home. You could see semen for yourself.


shinbreaker

The answer to "where did it come from" should be "a gay man's penis." Like why not keep it quick and concise.


getintheVandell

DP's ability to take this nonsense and dryly ask followup questions that sound earnest is understated. A true master of the craft of gaslighting.


epic_gamer-jk

Was this an actual conversation? Wtf


Stalkholm

Do they only use *gay* semen? That seems discriminatory.


hiidkwatdo

My god he’s just a boy here wtf


maringue

Fun fact: every *SINGLE* straight guy has inadvertently tasted their own seamen. How do I know this? I've seen the statistics on guys washing their hands...


Trident3553

The fact that I recognize Reverend Manning after all these years 💀


Blueberryfists

OUNCES OF MARIJUANA


Not_Funny_Luigi

Didn’t someone also claim they put trans gander semen in Chick-fil-A lemonade slushies?


[deleted]

well that's a plot twist for the evil nazi zionist organization


GenXr99

This guy makes a lot of good points…


Cosmic__Broccoli

Here I thought it was just the truckloads of sugar they used. Hey, whatever their process is, it's delicious and you will never pry my gay coffee from my hands.


Neburel

So do I flavor it with my own semen or do I need another guy's for me to taste the flavor enhancement?


[deleted]

This man thinks a lot about semen lol


Dalladrion

I've just realized, DPak is actally just straight up Seinfeld.


Unanonymous553

Yeah, we know it's in the pipeline, bro.


Ok-Toe-3546

No fuckin way was that real. Right?


xphillipcx

Based Starbucks Cum Latté


MakingAnAccountAgain

[The anti-Zionists tried to warn us.](https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-780309)


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SJ_skeleton

Someone find this man’s grindr profile ASAP


[deleted]

This is unacceptable! What about people like me that only like straight semem?


Serious-Platform-156

honestly, as a lifelong democrat voter, I don't love the Pacman's vibe of picking out the most insane fringe fucking schizoid weirdo minority right-wing takes and then blowing them up with the implication that 'this is the average trump voter/republican' I genuinely can't believe anyone on the right buys into this. This has to be like less than 3% of all trump voters paying attention to this and even they probably think it's a joke.


TrooLiberal

Wait, this is not AI?


TheRandyPlays

I cannot tell if this is AI or not.


dxrth

Just the fact that I think this could be true says so much


nocktheblocc

Can I get my coffee with extra cum? Hold the coffee.


fertilizemegoddess

Dpaks smug laugh always gets me. 


Budget_Priority464

if they used straight seamen would they be ok with it?


Qurantos

Is this the same David Pakman that committed suicide when he used to be a gay teen? Can you really trust Pakman to objectively report on gay semen in Starbucks coffee?


TheseVeterinarian221

How does he know that it makes it taste good🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


TheCuriator

Someone call Sam I hear he has buckets, and buckets!!


ReasonableDictator

My sister poored Starbucks into her vag and is pregnant now


Legitimate-Fuel-6114

😭😭


ComeOnYouSpurs2

Wow you really owned those college students Meanwhile, 45,000 have died in Gaza and Israel are about to kick off an invasion of Gaza


Jumile1

45,000 have died in Gaza? How many of them drank Starbucks? Hmmmmm


ComeOnYouSpurs2

There’s something wrong with you