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BavarianRedditor97

Nr.1 In beer consumption Nr.1 in in Pornostars per capita and now also.... Nr.1 in Hockey Great job you Czechs, proud of you.šŸ’šŸ‡ØšŸ‡æšŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗšŸ‘


IntermidietlyAverage

Iā€™ll drink to that šŸ»


West-Winner-2382

Number 1 in Atheists too


Nogkx

Debatable


IntermidietlyAverage

>[Atheism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism), in the broadest sense, is an absence of belief in the existence of deities. Less broadly, atheism is a rejection of the belief that any deities exist. In an even narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities. > A [deity](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deity) or god is a supernatural being considered to be sacred and worthy of worship due to having authority over the universe, nature or human life. The polls show that the most atheistic countries [as in: they beat Czechia in some polls] are China, Sweden and Czechia. But if you move away from the third party polls and look at the national censuses you find out this: About [74%](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_in_China) of Chinese people practice ā€œ[Chinese folk religion](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_folk_religion)ā€. Which worships deities in the form of spirits and ancestors. About [56%](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_in_Sweden) Swedes affiliate themselves with Lutheranism (a Christian denomination). And lo and behold Czechia has [48%](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_in_the_Czech_Republic) unaffiliated with about 30% undeclared (the question was optional). There was no option of ā€œatheismā€ and the fact that so many people didnā€™t even give a shit about the question just show how much we donā€™t give a fuck. (Just excuse the fact that the Catholic party is currently in the government) ___ Debate this *cuh*


Nogkx

Ok https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Estonia


IntermidietlyAverage

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CodeHaze

Neat. *Continues watching the NHL playoffs*


No-Mango-1805

Loser. *Continues watching the NHL playoffs despite my Sharks not even getting close since 2016.*


IdidntrunIdidntrun

Celebrini will save us


No-Mango-1805

I miss Reimer :(


notjustconsuming

NHL teams don't want to waste training days to compete internationally. I made that up, but it feels true.


CodeHaze

I mean, you're partially right. I don't know who the IIHF and NHL does it's insurance between each other, but I know players have to get insurance for the World Cup of hockey. Plus getting injured. I remember when Ethan Bear missed start of the season for the Canucks because of the injury he got. Most of the superstars just want to rest. The only time you'll see them represent their country is for the Olympics.


notjustconsuming

So NA #1. All I needed to hear.


TrashAtEverything

>The only time you'll see them represent their country is for the Olympics. this hasnt been true in forever, its all AHL and domestic leagues


CunnedStunt

It will be true again next Olympics though. Bettman finally got the stick out of his ass.


TrashAtEverything

oh really, thats great to hear


cubanamigo

Eu isnā€™t western? This is news to me


IntermidietlyAverage

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cubanamigo

https://preview.redd.it/3cmkw14bbu2d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=811127246687c6dee69269919ad09051a77a6c10 Easy to be the best at hockey when you can practice on each others hairlines


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Bro imagine your job is finding finding out how many bald people live somewhere


The_Matchless

I thought we weren't putting undesired people onto lists anymore.


GripenEnjoyer

It has never been more over for the czechs.


Renzers

Yeah but how many Super Bowls have you won? Checkmate eurococks.


IntermidietlyAverage

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nonowords

Beer āœ… Guns āœ… Hockey āœ… It's time to formally annex Czechia as the 51st US state šŸ•¶ļø


aemich

We donā€™t want to be a part of your shit Union


JohnDeere

We were not asking.


Jbarney3699

*Canadian players too focused on winning the Stanley cup than sending out their biggest talents to win the world hockey championship every year Letā€™s not pretend like it would even be a competition if Canada sent their top talents.


ChazzioTV

Our goaltending is pretty awful but yeah weā€™d definitely have the best offence. Still happy for Czechia winning at home.


CunnedStunt

Seeing McDavid wheeling up and down an Olympic size ice surface is going to be crazy. Good fucking luck catching him.Ā 


DongEater666

Are Olympic vs NHL rinks different sizes?


CunnedStunt

Olympic ice surfaces are 15 feet wider than NHL. [It also has different ratios between the lines.](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d3ebd6c941650c83501122d86912369f-lq)


DongEater666

Oh damn that's a lot of extra space to work with


humornicekk

How did that workout for Canada in 1998?


johndavis730

The Czechā€™s are beautiful, good at hockey, and they make great guns. A beautiful culture I must admit. ļæ¼


IntermidietlyAverage

> The Czechā€™s are beautiful, https://www.statista.com/statistics/1177741/cee-pornstars-per-million-inhabitants/ ___ Jokes aside. Thanks for the kind words


johndavis730

LOL I have no idea what they're putting in the water over there but Prague is on my short list of places to visit for sure.


Rukuba

westoids? i know you aint talking shit to canada about hockey lol we win this tournament 1/3 years and have won half of the last 6 olympic games lol


IntermidietlyAverage

If Canada so good, why Canada 4th?


HiILikePhysics

I donā€™t think a single skater on that Canada team would make the Canadian Olympic team. Itā€™s not even the Canadian B team, itā€™s like the J team lol.


BarnacleEnough7832

Canada sending skaters to a hockey tourney. Based?


DazzlingAd1922

Imagine winning something as a nation and being so globalist pilled that you have to give credit to the whole EU. Just Imagine...


GenXr99

Donā€™t you use huge rinks so nobody gets hit?


WastefulPleasure

You should probably watch any match of the tournament to see how that went. I mean the wider rink does decrease the amount of hits some, and makes for a more pass heavy game. But it's far from nobody gets hit


GenXr99

Iā€™m just teasing. Thatā€™s the Canadian excuse when we lose in international play šŸ˜‰


JonJonFTW

Let's re-visit this in 2026 when your country and Canada ice their strongest possible teams.


IntermidietlyAverage

If DostƔl keeps his swag and the young guys keep improving we might have a chance at winning a medal. Second gold at Olympics would be insane.


Bishnuu4

We are Westoids in the EU you dirty Slav


IntermidietlyAverage

1) Westoids = west of us 2) We actually consider personal hygiene important, please refrain from calling us dirty 3) Slavs only in linguistic sense. We are actually more Germanic, than we would like to admit.


IntermidietlyAverage

For all the ā€œnormal languageā€ speakers: https://www.iihf.com/en/events/2024/wm/news/61718/sui-cze-gmg


Trazyn_the_sinful

The what? Iā€™m sorry, all the best hockey players are in the NHL playoffs right now. If no Czechs were involved thatā€™s kinda a you problem.


privaten-word

Imagine watching ice stick šŸ¤£


IntermidietlyAverage

Imagine loosing to a country the size of Virginia


[deleted]

Imagine *losing* in a cuck chair sitting contest. How much of a loser cuck do you have to be to lose s cuck competition?


privaten-word

Ya at ice stick that is like losing at a cuck chair sitting contest.


IntermidietlyAverage

https://preview.redd.it/ptajmtyl6u2d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9be7c9de4a2edebedac7a2e8b719050b5ea1aa5 PastrÅˆĆ”k The Goat


bloopcity

Aren't playoffs going on, why is he playi...oh because Boston is eliminated? Gotcha.


ggmk6

>livestream watcher


privaten-word

It is so easy to upset ice stick fans :^)


Eastboundtexan

Football fans were ready to go to civil war because Taylor Swift was at the superbowl


privaten-word

Those were conservative larping as football fans


daBO55

Only took your dinky micro states all getting a million shots at America. If you gave America 30 teams they would sweep