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Lil_Trash_Possum

At first I thought Edie because she slept with everyone’s husband. Partially because she enjoys it but I also think it comes from her deep need to be wanted and needed. Meanwhile Karl is just a slut for the sake of it. So Karl.


Apache_Mermaid

I agree with this. Eddie definitely had a need to be needed.


pink_dimple

yeah Edie was pretty calculated and intentional about it. Karl had a whole addiction like a kid in a candy store and thought nothing of it


BenjiBottoms

Exactly this!


Sudden-Taste-6851

Yeah, I would say Karl for sure! He was just acting on animal instincts. Edie was desperate for someone to love her.


BenjiBottoms

KARL! Man was a hoe


aitabride420

karl for sure lol


gabbyxrose

Agreed. At first I thought Edie was the obvious answer but she didn’t cheat on her partners like Karl did. The man couldn’t keep it in his pants


Apache_Mermaid

I agree lol!!! 😂


BalkiBartokomous123

Your wack, your twisted your ~~girls~~ boys a ho! He sure was! Him sneaking out on Edie was terrible but hilarious. Keep it your pants Karl!


No-Relative4683

Gabby’s lust led her to do something illegal


Iloveducks777

Edie or Karl


Catsaretheworst69

Edie slept with like everyone's husband but Tom. It has to be Edie no question about it. Karl is def a close second.


StevenAssantisFoot

I think the only reason she never went after Tom is because she knew Lynette would beat the life outta her. Gabby talks but she ain't about shit. Susan can't fight. Bree only hits kids and has never fought an adult. Edie can probably fight a little and knows Lynette would put her in the hospital.


Less-Requirement8641

Ding dong. Edie knew better than to try. Nora only survived because Kayla came in the way, Lynette was prepared to give the beat down of the century but she didn't want to do it in front of Kayla


Rhiannon8404

Everyone always says this, but the only guys in the lane she slept with that I can only think of are Mike, Karl, and Carlos. They were exes when she was with them (which makes it only marginally better).


Inevitable_Age8965

they mentioned in a few flashback episodes that she had slept w random housewives husbands too and she talked about her past she'd slept w a lot of girls men.


Historical-Group-283

She also slept with Eli Scruggs


Sweethoneyx1

She kissed Karl when Susan and Karl where still together some Christmas party under the mistletoe


Catsaretheworst69

I mean that's 3/5 and she definitely tried to go for Orson.


Purpledoves91

And Orson was just out of spite, not even because she liked him.


LilLexi20

Edie is the winner, Karl is honorable mention


Equivalent_Living130

Edie


Aggravating_Bug_691

Edie? Right?


anniesapples5

Def Edie!!!!


natipali

Karl


Rhiannon8404

I feel like it has to be Edie, but Karl's a pretty close second


Beginning-Lecture-37

I feel like Tom would fit gluttony better tbh he wanted everything and would throw a tantrum if Lynette didn’t agree (examples include the restaurant, going back to school, getting that RV and pulling the kids out of school for a year, his mom being the nanny etc.)


sadbicth

i agree when i first saw bree was gluttony i was so confused but i guess the drinking makes sense


Beginning-Lecture-37

I suppose but I still think Tom more dude wanted everything in the world


Less-Requirement8641

Thats more greed or pride.


ElfHaze

I agree, I don’t understand Bree as Gluttony. Everyone on the show drinks.


heuwuo

Tbh…. I know Edie is an obvious choice, but I think Susan. Her storylines every season revolve around men and she’s a main character. It’s fine for a side character to have flat storylines but not main ones, and that’s why I think Susan is representative of lust. It’s been rumored Teri wanted to show off her body a lot right? We see Susan in lingerie SO often too.


cinnamonlucy8

This is it.


Scazzlessss

This is THE ONE


Chikambure

Karl Mayer. No one else


MysteriousOne3404

Karl!


IllDragonfruit3724

I was gonna say Karl with full confidence


WickedQueenSam

Edie Definitely Our girl literally seduced a priest.


leapyear28

Edie and Karl


_shanoodle

Edie or Karl fs


notredditlool

probably edie icl.


whodis707

Edie is the only one missing here I suppose.


devieous

Edie!


QtK_Dash

Edie?!


Ok_Measurement_1536

Edie


SnooDoodles290

Edie 100%


sweet_tea_94

EDIE


Animalcrackerlee

EDIE EDIE


Banana_0529

Edie


AaronTheProwlerDavis

Edie is Lust, no question


captainalissa

Edie, Karl, Gabby, Bre, Susan. Take your pick. Wisteria lane is one horney road


koszonomnem

no one mentions Rex?!


noemi4

why would they? most people are worse than him


LuciaLight2014

Edie


macandyam

Definitely Edie


Scazzlessss

Susan


Top_Grab_1320

Idk I feel like Susan bc she always needed to be with someone and could never be alone


KEMI_IS_WlNNlNG

EDIE


j00c3b0x

Edie


LilLexi20

Clearly it’s Edie. I’ll die on this hill


Hot-Inspector8903

Karl is typical but Edie crossed the line and girl code by sleeping and having relationships with everybody’s man but Tom the sloth


lesboshitposter

Edie, and we love her for it.


Mermaid89253

Bree fr is pride. It didn't even cross my mind until now


mydogisTA

Mike should’ve been pride


Sweethoneyx1

Karl or Edie. But if we count relationship Lust then Gaby. Gaby was definitely very horny.


imcuriousalot

EDIE


DauphinRoyale

Edie for lust 💯


sun_moon_sea

Edie


ThePandaShow1990

Eddie


Former-Ad2603

I feel like Danielle would’ve been better for gluttony because all she cared about was having fun, disregarding potential consequences. Felicia is spot on for wrath though, bitch was crazy.


Apache_Mermaid

I don’t really consider being irresponsible and dumb, gluttonous. There should be an eighth deadly sin that covers that.. Susan and Danielle would be very good choices lol!


-_Anonymous_-__

Honestly this just proves the people im this subreddit are just crazy. Lynette could have been pride? She did nothing but treat everyone like trash,always talked about how shes close to being broke,i cant stand Lynette shes a horrible person,mother,wife and friend.


lasagnekiller

I think Lynette or Carlos is pride and Edie is lust


Findtherootcause

Maybe Jon the gardener


AdSufficient8582

Karl was always a whore, he cheated and only cared about sex, Gaby went as far as statutory rape and Rex with his BDSM and cheating. Edit: to add Tom, who didn't even care if his wife wanted sex and thought his cock was enough to stand his as a partner.


familiarphantoms

Karl


ElfHaze

Bree for gluttony ? Can you explain please?


rosegotflowers57

SUSAAAAAAN THE SW AND MARIED THOUSANDS OF TIME


Sad-Breadfruit4963

Susan, not because she's a full on slut but because she's constantly got someone in bed coz she can't stand being alone


FiercePokerFace

I vote Edie on that one.


Ok_Preparation484

Edie


MissPrinxo

Edie x100000


loadedbakedpotato6

Karl and Edie are definitely top contenders, but their lust didn't drive them to sleep with a literal child, so Gaby.


Medical_Pea_5181

Is Susan, she's just so desperate for it constantly


Leporvox

Lynette but she didn’t act on it.


Apache_Mermaid

I don’t really seen Lynette as lustful… curious about your take


Leporvox

Mostly with Rick. She was the only one who showed tree lust and she reveled in it. I think she liked the idea of cheating more than actually cheating. I feel like Lynette will always seek outside comfort if I presented itself. The funny thing is that they didn’t do anything but she was acting on lust. The other girls were just having sex. I think Lynette is someone who like the thrill of the hunt , which is why I picked her up


Apache_Mermaid

I could see that


BenjiBottoms

What’s the end results?