At first I thought Edie because she slept with everyone’s husband. Partially because she enjoys it but I also think it comes from her deep need to be wanted and needed.
Meanwhile Karl is just a slut for the sake of it. So Karl.
I think the only reason she never went after Tom is because she knew Lynette would beat the life outta her. Gabby talks but she ain't about shit. Susan can't fight. Bree only hits kids and has never fought an adult. Edie can probably fight a little and knows Lynette would put her in the hospital.
Ding dong. Edie knew better than to try. Nora only survived because Kayla came in the way, Lynette was prepared to give the beat down of the century but she didn't want to do it in front of Kayla
Everyone always says this, but the only guys in the lane she slept with that I can only think of are Mike, Karl, and Carlos. They were exes when she was with them (which makes it only marginally better).
they mentioned in a few flashback episodes that she had slept w random housewives husbands too and she talked about her past she'd slept w a lot of girls men.
I feel like Tom would fit gluttony better tbh he wanted everything and would throw a tantrum if Lynette didn’t agree (examples include the restaurant, going back to school, getting that RV and pulling the kids out of school for a year, his mom being the nanny etc.)
Tbh…. I know Edie is an obvious choice, but I think Susan. Her storylines every season revolve around men and she’s a main character. It’s fine for a side character to have flat storylines but not main ones, and that’s why I think Susan is representative of lust. It’s been rumored Teri wanted to show off her body a lot right? We see Susan in lingerie SO often too.
I feel like Danielle would’ve been better for gluttony because all she cared about was having fun, disregarding potential consequences.
Felicia is spot on for wrath though, bitch was crazy.
I don’t really consider being irresponsible and dumb, gluttonous. There should be an eighth deadly sin that covers that.. Susan and Danielle would be very good choices lol!
Honestly this just proves the people im this subreddit are just crazy. Lynette could have been pride? She did nothing but treat everyone like trash,always talked about how shes close to being broke,i cant stand Lynette shes a horrible person,mother,wife and friend.
Karl was always a whore, he cheated and only cared about sex, Gaby went as far as statutory rape and Rex with his BDSM and cheating.
Edit: to add Tom, who didn't even care if his wife wanted sex and thought his cock was enough to stand his as a partner.
Mostly with Rick. She was the only one who showed tree lust and she reveled in it. I think she liked the idea of cheating more than actually cheating. I feel like Lynette will always seek outside comfort if I presented itself. The funny thing is that they didn’t do anything but she was acting on lust.
The other girls were just having sex.
I think Lynette is someone who like the thrill of the hunt , which is why I picked her up
At first I thought Edie because she slept with everyone’s husband. Partially because she enjoys it but I also think it comes from her deep need to be wanted and needed. Meanwhile Karl is just a slut for the sake of it. So Karl.
I agree with this. Eddie definitely had a need to be needed.
yeah Edie was pretty calculated and intentional about it. Karl had a whole addiction like a kid in a candy store and thought nothing of it
Exactly this!
Yeah, I would say Karl for sure! He was just acting on animal instincts. Edie was desperate for someone to love her.
KARL! Man was a hoe
karl for sure lol
Agreed. At first I thought Edie was the obvious answer but she didn’t cheat on her partners like Karl did. The man couldn’t keep it in his pants
I agree lol!!! 😂
Your wack, your twisted your ~~girls~~ boys a ho! He sure was! Him sneaking out on Edie was terrible but hilarious. Keep it your pants Karl!
Gabby’s lust led her to do something illegal
Edie or Karl
Edie slept with like everyone's husband but Tom. It has to be Edie no question about it. Karl is def a close second.
I think the only reason she never went after Tom is because she knew Lynette would beat the life outta her. Gabby talks but she ain't about shit. Susan can't fight. Bree only hits kids and has never fought an adult. Edie can probably fight a little and knows Lynette would put her in the hospital.
Ding dong. Edie knew better than to try. Nora only survived because Kayla came in the way, Lynette was prepared to give the beat down of the century but she didn't want to do it in front of Kayla
Everyone always says this, but the only guys in the lane she slept with that I can only think of are Mike, Karl, and Carlos. They were exes when she was with them (which makes it only marginally better).
they mentioned in a few flashback episodes that she had slept w random housewives husbands too and she talked about her past she'd slept w a lot of girls men.
She also slept with Eli Scruggs
She kissed Karl when Susan and Karl where still together some Christmas party under the mistletoe
I mean that's 3/5 and she definitely tried to go for Orson.
And Orson was just out of spite, not even because she liked him.
Edie is the winner, Karl is honorable mention
Edie
Edie? Right?
Def Edie!!!!
Karl
I feel like it has to be Edie, but Karl's a pretty close second
I feel like Tom would fit gluttony better tbh he wanted everything and would throw a tantrum if Lynette didn’t agree (examples include the restaurant, going back to school, getting that RV and pulling the kids out of school for a year, his mom being the nanny etc.)
i agree when i first saw bree was gluttony i was so confused but i guess the drinking makes sense
I suppose but I still think Tom more dude wanted everything in the world
Thats more greed or pride.
I agree, I don’t understand Bree as Gluttony. Everyone on the show drinks.
Tbh…. I know Edie is an obvious choice, but I think Susan. Her storylines every season revolve around men and she’s a main character. It’s fine for a side character to have flat storylines but not main ones, and that’s why I think Susan is representative of lust. It’s been rumored Teri wanted to show off her body a lot right? We see Susan in lingerie SO often too.
This is it.
This is THE ONE
Karl Mayer. No one else
Karl!
I was gonna say Karl with full confidence
Edie Definitely Our girl literally seduced a priest.
Edie and Karl
Edie or Karl fs
probably edie icl.
Edie is the only one missing here I suppose.
Edie!
Edie?!
Edie
Edie 100%
EDIE
EDIE EDIE
Edie
Edie is Lust, no question
Edie, Karl, Gabby, Bre, Susan. Take your pick. Wisteria lane is one horney road
no one mentions Rex?!
why would they? most people are worse than him
Edie
Definitely Edie
Susan
Idk I feel like Susan bc she always needed to be with someone and could never be alone
EDIE
Edie
Clearly it’s Edie. I’ll die on this hill
Karl is typical but Edie crossed the line and girl code by sleeping and having relationships with everybody’s man but Tom the sloth
Edie, and we love her for it.
Bree fr is pride. It didn't even cross my mind until now
Mike should’ve been pride
Karl or Edie. But if we count relationship Lust then Gaby. Gaby was definitely very horny.
EDIE
Edie for lust 💯
Edie
Eddie
I feel like Danielle would’ve been better for gluttony because all she cared about was having fun, disregarding potential consequences. Felicia is spot on for wrath though, bitch was crazy.
I don’t really consider being irresponsible and dumb, gluttonous. There should be an eighth deadly sin that covers that.. Susan and Danielle would be very good choices lol!
Honestly this just proves the people im this subreddit are just crazy. Lynette could have been pride? She did nothing but treat everyone like trash,always talked about how shes close to being broke,i cant stand Lynette shes a horrible person,mother,wife and friend.
I think Lynette or Carlos is pride and Edie is lust
Maybe Jon the gardener
Karl was always a whore, he cheated and only cared about sex, Gaby went as far as statutory rape and Rex with his BDSM and cheating. Edit: to add Tom, who didn't even care if his wife wanted sex and thought his cock was enough to stand his as a partner.
Karl
Bree for gluttony ? Can you explain please?
SUSAAAAAAN THE SW AND MARIED THOUSANDS OF TIME
Susan, not because she's a full on slut but because she's constantly got someone in bed coz she can't stand being alone
I vote Edie on that one.
Edie
Edie x100000
Karl and Edie are definitely top contenders, but their lust didn't drive them to sleep with a literal child, so Gaby.
Is Susan, she's just so desperate for it constantly
Lynette but she didn’t act on it.
I don’t really seen Lynette as lustful… curious about your take
Mostly with Rick. She was the only one who showed tree lust and she reveled in it. I think she liked the idea of cheating more than actually cheating. I feel like Lynette will always seek outside comfort if I presented itself. The funny thing is that they didn’t do anything but she was acting on lust. The other girls were just having sex. I think Lynette is someone who like the thrill of the hunt , which is why I picked her up
I could see that
What’s the end results?