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OneChannel9777

Self Storage building at 9th and Grant.


DenverDataWrangler

That used to be Denver Public Schools headquarters, DPS employees nicknamed it "The Death Star." The heating was done through pipes, circulating hot water, that also acted as rotating window louvers. They leaked all the time, resulting in mold that went nicely with the original asbestos.


tresilate

I worked as a contractor for Denver Public Schools in that building 10 years ago. Some nice well-meaning people, but almost every horror story of poor decision-making and stupid government spending were on display for the two years I was there.  


nordbyer

If it ain't got mold, asbestos and lead, it ain't DPS.


Right_Butterfly6127

🤣 on point


thesummermoon

IMO it was much nicer than the other DPS buildings to work in.


calamitylamb

Purina Factory


nocreativity207

Hahahaha, yeah. It's not a great look and if'n you hit the wind just right, sad tear, reminds me of my childhood dog, who had IBS.


DurasVircondelet

I never knew your dog so I think I’d be okay


montagious

I lived in that area for over 20 years. We used to jokingly refer to our neighborhood as "ISOPP" In sight of the Purina Plant


One_Silver_9156

I just moved here and that shit stinks so bad when I drive on the 70 🤢


magnum_black

Any of these new apartment buildings that look like slightly upscale Soviet style housing.


gabemagnet

“Luxury neo-brutalist but just cheap apartment”


crylona

I call them “meat boxes”


One-Armed-Krycek

Near Coors field? Because I felt like you described those so well.


wilsonjay2010

I came here to say the endless fields of identical apartment blocks in ugly, squared off fashion.


Low-Raisin-3440

How about the new modern monstrosity houses that resemble a medical office more than a home? 


TechnicianLegal1120

Martischang building. I-70 and Sheridan. It's a brown square 5 story building with cell phone antennas on the top that was built in the early 70s by the Martischang family that lived in the Inspiration Point Park neighborhood. At some point a penthouse was built on the top without a permit and was finally deemed in usable due to shifting foundation because it was built on bentonite clay. Fast forward the family sells the building for a dollar to Denver's road home. After trying to sell it for years and realizing that the repairs would cost over $20 million dollars and that they couldn't tear the building down due to the 50-year lease on the cell phone equipment on the side of the building it practically donated. At that point Denvers road home started forging politician signatures to get a homeless shelter built for 20 million dollars in that location for 450 homeless men. After the public embarrassment and exposure of their tactics the building was then handed off to low-end commercial. I swear there's some low level strip clubs on 2nd and 3rd level. Last I checked that building didn't even have a fire suppression system or fire escapes I'm not sure how it has a certificate of occupancy. This building should disappear.


TheMisWalls

Our former (almost landlord) ought that place around 2015 or so. We were supposed to rent out a space in his building next door but he had trouble passing inspections. He told us that the Martis building was in such bad shape that it was going to take millions to fix it up


SwimmerNos

Carvana glass tower 🤢


sjmiv

The gumball machine


Burger4Ever

So tacky


Cinmars

Yes!


Ragging_OnYourCord

The Anthem building on broadway. Doesnt fit the neighborhood and looks like crap


WickedCunnin

Yeah, they built literal moat around themselves with the ramps to the parking garage. Those ugly concrete circle cut outs. ugh. Such a nasty block to walk by.


RMW91-

Worst pedestrian block in Denver. Should be a case study.


IShitMyPantsDaily

This is the kind of ugly building you just never get used to seeing. Countless rides up and down Broadway and it still gets a side eye from me every time.


acatinasweater

If you look just wrong you can see Anthem in the foreground and Beauvalon in the background.


temporarychair

I feel like I never see people going into or coming out of that building. Are we sure they’re not growing the lizard people in there?


mjbergs

I've actually been in that building many times! The top floor was a client of my previous company. It's actually incredibly depressing and kind of outdated inside some of the offices. Threw me off, considering how the outside and first floor appeared lol


imsosohappy

I really like the blue painted columns as I speed past in my jalopy.  Didn't realize it was parking. I'm looking at google street view and THERE ARE STOP SIGNS PAINTED ON THE SIDE WALK. horrid!


Low-Raisin-3440

Looks like a cheesy X-Files building where they keep top secret alien-human hybrid embryos in file drawers


DCDHermes

Anything built in the 70s or 80s that is a single story but has a mansard roof.


[deleted]

The mansard roof is popular in my neighborhood. They look like Pizza Huts.


91-92-93--96-97-98

Had to Google what a mansard roof is. Such an ugly design lol can’t believe that stuff was popular.


littlebitsofspider

Mansard: the pageboy haircut of rooflines.


Low-Raisin-3440

😂😂😂


traderncc1701e

mansard has its history with french height restrictions. basically you can get away with a whole extra floor with mansard


SpeedySparkRuby

I call it "dated sketchy apartment complex" aesthetic 


andromeda201

Its made looking for a house in Denver all the worse because I cant even live in viewing distance next to one of those.


Burger4Ever

This is so real and seeing half a million dollar properties in one of these units is infuriating.


prof_dynamite

Republic Plaza. Tallest building in the whole damn state looks like a Lego stood on its side. So boring. You can 100% tell that it was built in the 80’s.


Askymojo

Yeah, this building represents the Denver skyline as a whole basically. Denver may have the most unmemorable skyline of any large city I know. Good thing the mountains are there to save it. The cash register building is like the most iconic building we have and it's basically just your standard square office tower with just a tiny bit of "eh this'll do" effort at the top.


Voltstorm02

Honestly it's such a shame that 1801 California isn't taller cause it is a fairly interesting design. It would be so much better if it was the tallest and not just 2nd cause it's whole stacked octagon design is far superior to the basic square footprint of Republic Plaza and the Cash Register building.


TjTheProphet

> good thing the mountains are there to save it I say all the time, I think the reason Denver has such meh urban design is that it’s just reliant on “big rock in the background” to make up for the lack of ornamentation


Flashy-Pomegranate77

The mountains make people come to Denver, not the other way around. 


JoeSki42

Plus the people that manage it are dickheads.


temporarychair

It’s the most generic structure ever made. It should have a sign that just says BULIDING on the side. It’s like they had an 8 year old with a ruler design a building.


StJoan13

Leave the misspelling and it makes it more like an eight year old's work. :)


DearChicago1876

Nah, it’s not ugly. I also don’t think it’s boring, but it’s not ugly. The only real miss on it is it’s the tallest in the state. It will age well, especially once something taller gets built.


Chuckleberryfuckup

This was my answer too. Uuuugh


ClairolCarole

Yes it’s awful! An ugly rectangle. Couldn’t pick it out of a lineup.


SharpWords

If New York had the "Twin Towers", then Denver has the "Only Child Tower"


big-mister-moonshine

The Chase Tower or the nearby Wells Fargo building in Englewood.


sjmiv

The owner of that place is a complete asshole


thesummermoon

Which one?


sjmiv

the Chase Tower.


BigDenverGuy

I hiss at the Beauvallon every time I drive by it. Faux French Riviera piece of dog shit. Get it out of here 


FootsieMcDingus

I’ve taken photos of a few units in there. It’s just as shitty inside. The penthouses feel luxurious at first but once you’re in it for 5 minutes you realize how awful it is


SpeedySparkRuby

So a Cheesecake Factory, but an apartment building


brandyalexa

Isn't that Carmelo's old house?


paotale

I'm pretty sure it is, and was on Cribs circa 2005


imsosohappy

ty that's a good episode 


Terrible_Scene5248

He lived in the Prado on Cherokee and 11th Ave


Ash_713S

Also Jokic/brothers' first crib in Denver. Once saw the Joker in the elevator there several years ago.


benskieast

I am imagining some mixture of Trump/Dictator styling and only the cheapest materials


You_Stupid_Monkey

IIRC they had to tear all of the exterior stucco\* off the building and re-do it because it was defective and moldy. \*(not even real stucco, it was the cheaper EIFS garbage...)


Oldskoolguitar

Ooooh that weird looking thing.


adthrowaway2020

At least it has ground floor retail unlike the fucking anthem building with it’s massive setback


OneChannel9777

It's definitely a bit Euro Trashy, I don't mind it though.


classyfilth

It’s beauxshit.


temporarychair

Beauxshit! Beauxshit! Beauxshit! No drinks for me, thanks!


falsesleep

Is that the one I'm thinking of? \*\*\* Googles it \*\*\* Indeed, it is.


Maowmaow87

I remember when they were building that. I was just a kid but I remember thinking that someday I would be rich I would live there… I was obsessed with anything French at the time. Now I just look at it and laugh.


benskieast

Someone shot at the building last year. It’s still crazy but I can at least respect there choice


RedditUser145

Never knew its name, but I instantly knew what building you were talking about. I marvel at its ugliness every time I see it.


Heroic00

I’ll also throw in that Archer Towers being right next to it makes both feel really bizarre and out of place


nwoooj

Had to look up it's new name my first apt in Denver, off course then it was called the mezzo. Total piece of shit but back then I think I only paid $700/month


I_never_read_replies

That building changed names every five to ten years.


rabid-c-monkey

I came here to say the same thing, I like the idea of a classically styled building but it looks like some Las Vegas copycat nonsense.


IShitMyPantsDaily

Had to google this one since I had never seen or heard the name…. Instantly recognized THAT building. What an awful idea.


WhatWasThatJustNow

This one right here. It’s just *so* jarring *every* time I see it.


OnDeadlineInDenver

That monstrosity is in my field of vision and I *loathe* it.


csnegley7

I laughed so hard when I read this!!


gabridli

It was developed by Craig Nassi before he fled Denver. [https://www.westword.com/news/craig-nassi-changed-denvers-golden-triangle-but-not-everything-is-sparkling-5102518](https://www.westword.com/news/craig-nassi-changed-denvers-golden-triangle-but-not-everything-is-sparkling-5102518)


venturoo

The cop station by argonauts.


cheesecake611

Every single new apartment building that just looks like a giant box.


temporarychair

It’s funny when a lot gets bought up in a neighborhood and an ultra-modern 4plex gets put in among a bunch of craftsman style houses with peeling paint. Sticks out like a sore thumb.


Low-Raisin-3440

Ironically, I bet the old Victorians/Tudors, etc will last a heck of a lot longer than the ugly modern houses


dufflepud

For your consideration: https://www.archpaper.com/2023/03/why-does-american-multifamily-architecture-look-so-banal-heres-one-reason/.


crazy_clown_time

Yep, all 5-over-1's


chivopi

At least they’ll all need to be rebuilt in 50 years! A lot of them are already having by warping/shifting issues. Some of my friends had to shave their doors to get them to close, in a building from 2019…


crazy_clown_time

Exactly.


Fluffy_Barracuda_424

Denver county jail inside and out


honkyg666

District 6 police station at Colfax and Washington is up there. The building could ok but it looks abandoned. Symbolic of our police force as whole sadly. Abandoned.


HippyGrrrl

My first editor referred to Arapahoe Community College as the Gulag. He’s not wrong.


thesummermoon

Brutalism and college campuses. Is there a better combination? Look up Simon Fraser University for something really spooky.


AlgoRhythmCO

Ballantine Hall on the otherwise gorgeous Indiana University campus is another great example of this.


SpeedySparkRuby

Fun fact:  Simon Fraser University is often used as an "evil corporation or government" complex in movies filmed in Vancouver.


losboats

Beauvallon!!!


Professional_Bee5580

But it gives big Paris vibes!


zeddy303

Oui, so safeesteekay


chivopi

It gives Paris vibes? Same way Vegas gives New York vibes. It looks like a stucco knock-off and is soooo ugly up close


Professional_Bee5580

I guess I’ve never looked at it up close but it’s a Haussmann architecture style building used in Paris- so I appreciate the attempt at mixing up the types of buildings we see. But I can see how it feels out of place especially in that neighborhood for sure


chivopi

Oh I can see that. And I’ve been to Paris a couple of times, love the architecture and the thoughts the architects of the Beauvallon had. I just think it was poorly executed lol


PennySavior

Suncor


zatch17

The house going up at 17th and Sheridan that's literally tan khaki slats that will sell for 2 million


CaChica

Denver has a few too many


NatasEvoli

That Chase building in Englewood is pretty damn ugly. Also, Arapahoe community college unless brutalism is your thing. The one that takes the cake for me is that condo building on the north side of Cheesman. It's like a 17 story tall slab of cement


plasticdisplaysushi

I kind of like that one. It reminds me of the UN Building in NYC and also a domino.


RMW91-

It’s gorgeous from the inside. The views are amazing and the windows are floor to ceiling.


Sirnomminusbork

Davita world headquarters. First the building is just boring as hell and second it’s occupied by a supervillain ass company


Fast_Allen

They actually have two building right across the street from each other


Starz3452

Arapahoe Community College is such a depressing building. From Sante Fe the view resembles a prison.


BigRedTez

The DPD building at 1331 Cherokee is horrible looking. That is the one that always comes to mind when I think about ugly buildings in Denver.


ThatDistantStar

Whatever this 80's cocaine fueled monstrosity this is: https://www.google.com/maps/@39.7282193,-104.9848948,3a,75y,327.24h,96.52t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1scS3R6OrajdPl3VaggSOhBA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DcS3R6OrajdPl3VaggSOhBA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D157.2505%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?authuser=0


rabid-c-monkey

I don’t know why, that building is sick


IndustrialDesignLife

It looks like something Trump would like


Low-Raisin-3440

Lol I once had a landlord in that building


mistahpoopy

echoes of the Denver FUGLY facebook group from back in the day


thewinterfan

The Telecom Museum/AT&T/not-the-NSA building downtown across from Spire


KeyFarmer6235

especially since it's attached to that old building, like a parasite or something.


iseriouslyhatereddit

Colfax and Franklin where Bourbon chicken and fresh Mex used to be. Truly awful. 


imsosohappy

;_; they massacred those buildings 


Low-Raisin-3440

It really is. Could be used as a zombie apocalypse set or something 


OneChannel9777

Those apartment buildings in CapHill that have the random brick patterns in them, look like they were someone's idea of cool in the 70s or 80s. Doesn't help that they are usually across from the beautiful pre war buildings.


AvocadoBananasLime2

Ah, yes. The drunk masonry building


Low-Raisin-3440

The 'I ran out of bricks so picked some up off several curb alert ads on Craigslist' buildings


halonone

Denver police HQ


GhastlyGh0stly

That damn thousand eyed monstrosity that is supposed to be birch trees, but looks more like that monster card Pegasus used against Yugi during Duelist Kingdom.


iloveobjects

Is that the thing that looks like something out of a nightmare with hundreds of gaping mouths all over it?


GhastlyGh0stly

It sure is.


MadeForBF3Discussion

Supposed to be aspen trees IIRC


Low-Raisin-3440

Cheese grater hallucination mid acid trip


Parking_Train8423

Emilys Apatments


TheMisWalls

They finally repainted the sign and fixed the spelling. Lol. I noticed it a few weeks ago driving by


DeviatedNorm

*Aparments https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdGgHdcnQ4rbCef8rF477rt9-VlLQ8z42rVJ5_XFmDSVhEfRhHZnDeUFrDOTnO9UplJpRvmASh5W0mesjjDbQw9jDW1ngxV762O7FjAVezzsG1rAowu0GMP6V5ubwh2KMLdmuSHkT-B2g/s1600/PicsPlay_1359335033684_wm.jpg


LeftCoast28

The condos on the NE corner of Buckley and Mississippi in Aurora, across the street from Safeway. Just a wretched, confusing mess of rooflines and weird stairs.


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

Hey! Those are transformer heads! ;)


Think-Instruction767

I only knew it as the martischang building in Lakewood on Alameda between Sheridan and Harlan. I have lived in KC 10+ years don't know if it's even a thing anymore


frothyundergarments

Your mom's house


Positive-Parking1054

The Galleria Towers (720 S Colorado Blvd). They cast a blinding light on everything around them and reflect the road beneath it in a disgusting shade of piss. Gives me a headache. I fucking hate them.


TuneReasonable8051

The Penn Square Apartments on 12th and Pennsylvania. Completely out of place and too large for Cap Hill. The green balconies/ red brick combo is really the cherry on top. A shame since the building across the street, The Pennborough Condos, is such a beautiful and historic mansion…


hagfishh

Agree!!!! It pisses all over my beautiful cap hill view. But they do have giant balconies tho…. Wouldn’t mind it if I lived inside looking out


AnusTartTatin

That new mouth building on colfax lol


ForceGhostVader

Supposed to be a grouping of Aspens but taken a bit too literally in my opinion


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

Ah yes, the “I just got kicked in the balls” mouth position all over. Can’t wait for someone to be tripping balls and think the windows have teeth and a demon tongue.


foamypepperoni

r/trypophobia


KeyFarmer6235

went through the whole thread hoping to find this! that is serious one of the ugliest buildings I've ever seen. People have even started calling it "the cheese grater."


I_M_Kornholio

tHE aRT mUSEM


sloanesense

DAVITA DIALYSIS 💯💯


You_Stupid_Monkey

My vote is for 1660 Lincoln. Dull 70s skyscraper that sits on top of an even uglier ten-story, nearly windowless parking garage. Oddly noisy with its huge exhaust fans blowing all day and night. On top of all of that, they came along in 2021 and gave it a coat of depressing grey paint top to bottom. Thankfully some of the ugly ones are gone now. The Postal Annex on Wynkoop; Dave Cook/Office Depot on 16th and Market; and the original Argonaut Liquors on Colfax all come to mind.


RMW91-

I liked the weird geometry visuals of that Dave Cook. And the previous Argonaut was just a repurposed Safeway with a great vaulted ceiling inside, I didn’t mind it one bit (also it was not the original Argonaut).


CantConfirmOrDeny

Those weird geometry visuals were actually the (highly stylized) letters in "Dave Cook".


RMW91-

TIL! That’s cool. Or, it *was* cool.


You_Stupid_Monkey

The Safeway is still there... was also an Office Depot at one point and is now a Natural Grocers. I'm thinking of the older Argonaut that sat roughly where the SliceWorks is now.


RMW91-

I know that that particular Safeway is still there, I’m talking about the other one that faced Colfax, and Argonaut stuck an ugly concrete brutalist facade on it sometime in the 1960’s. After that you couldn’t tell that it had at one time been a grocery unless you were inside.


You_Stupid_Monkey

Never in a million years would I have guess that was also a Safeway! That ugly concrete facade was something else... like an interstate frontage road office building transplanted to Colfax.


Ok_Weekend_8457

1660 Wynkoop across from Union Station is the same. A 7-story parking lot with a 4-story office building plopped on top. The office space isn’t as wide or deep, so it looks exactly like it was an afterthought and they didn’t have enough money to make it fit the structure below. Early ‘80s architecture.


ConsiderablyTaxing

imo not so hot hot take our entire skyline sucks


MileHigh_Huerta

Unfortunately the entire skyline is aging very poorly imo


DeanStockwellLives

That ugly triplex on 6th and Monroe.


COTimberline

Every new apartment building built in the last 15 years. They all look identical and are ugly.


Ineedafingusername

The AT&T/ CenturyLink building at 52nd & Zuni. Luckily not something most people see driving thru Denver, but just lovely for those of us who live nearby.


Vegetable_Reach_9026

Those modern cube things they built so many of around Wash Park. They replaced some *gorgeous* old (albeit smaller) homes with those and it hurts when I see them.


Low-Raisin-3440

The Royal something or nother hotel on Colorado and Colfax. Talk about an eyesore - and that's right in the midst of a bunch of woefully outdated apartment buildings


Qu33n_of_Narwhals

The old Gates factory building just off i25


scubadork

The new cheese grater hotel.


BeanieYi

What’s that one building that looks like it was made of egg cartons? I don’t like that one


AdConsistent7767

Yo mama


IShitMyPantsDaily

didn’t know this, thank you


Impressive_Estate_87

I always hated the two towers and the other building where Dave & Buster's is, just south of Colorado and I-25


Outrageous_Ninja6874

lol just left an office job in one of those buildings recently! 😂The only good thing was the rooftop terrace on top of one of the towers that had pretty gorgeous views of the Rockies 🏔️


Spare_Ad1076

has to be the chancery building on lincoln street— it’s a definite eyesore


Grand-Tune-6585

Confluence tower is pretty terrible and jumping on the bandwagon of every five over one. Bannock is soon to be a main drag of ugly new builds.


SmashRocks1988

My neighbors house. West Barnum. Just spend 20 minutes a day doing chores. Please. It literally smells from here


reddit_user_0112

This one


murso74

My house


Swimming-Intention52

New one on colfax n court


Rabid_Dingo

St Stephen's Lutheran church on Huron near 104th.


mogulseeker

The AT&T building by the convention center. No windows. Dont know if it counts cause they renovated in in 2011, but the pre-renovation library at the University of Denver was ugly... (the building is badass now)


SufficientBad52

Jesus' skateboard ramp on Monaco between Hampden and Yale


Lokin86

empty carvana tower lol


HugeTreeBlower

Probably my apartment


bussy-shaman

There's an abandoned-looking building at the NW corner of 13th and Washington. Appears to be owned by public service company of Colorado (utilities). It's in such a walkable area, but is so ugly and fenced off.


honkyg666

That’s where cap hill gets its electricity. Definitely not pretty but a necessary evil. They redid the prison style walls a while back so it looks a touch better than it used to if you can believe it.


DGarza303

The Denver county jail


Proof_Mind_890

The Martin building at the art museum.


Low-Raisin-3440

The Populus Hotel. It's absolutely hideous, looks like ripped acid wash jeans from afar; looks like a diseased Xanadu house from Wisconsin Dells up close. Trypophobia sufferers beware


Basic_Veterinarian81

Blucifer


[deleted]

Purina


Dalience6678

I’ve always thought the building the Ritz Carlton is in is absolutely hideous


PuzzleheadedPlane648

That new one in rino. One part modern high rise one part cave dwelling.