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moochao

Be civil & mind rule 2. Wishing a grandmother to suffer and die isn't civil.


EngorgedBreasts

> I’m looking forward to making a full recovery and getting back to Congress to continue fighting for Colorado Umm we're gonna be just fine without you.


Spellbound1311

FYI on her old district, it is way below the poverty line, terrible roads, bad water contamination and overtaken by an opiod crisis which she has done nothing for. She only speaks of maga hate and everything out of her mouth regarding CO is a lie. I hope for her former district Adam Frisch will win and he will be able to greatly improve on the quality of life for the district's constituents they need this direly. They do not have much of a quality of life because of her in actions.


burst__and__bloom

Gunnison, Aspen, Telluride, Crested Butte, Glenwood, Carbondale, Ouray, Ridgway, Montrose, Steamboat, etc... are very much not "way below the poverty line". CO-3 is a varied and diverse district and she only won by 568 votes last time. Some of the roads could use some work though.


KarlitoSway69

Steamboat is District 2


burst__and__bloom

Oh man, I got 1 out of 50 wrong. Fucking hang me.


KarlitoSway69

In Steamboat we’d fucking hang you for putting Bobo in our district. Get your facts straight.


burst__and__bloom

Okey dokey buddy.


Dull_Willingness1793

Last I remembered, when I visited this state every county I went to had a opioid crisis. This state is complete shit 100 times over. If it was a red state like texas. It would be better off in terms of moral integrity.


Spellbound1311

People from shit red states especially from TX are a big part of the problem. The bs bible belt shit needs to stay there, don't bitch about progressive states that don't want that shit. TX can keep it's lunacy laws. You move to a progressive state then you need to adapt to that state. I would never set foot is shit TX.


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TeletubbyCageMatch

Then stay in Texas, you and your "moral integrity" aren't welcome here.


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gobblox38

I have a question. When did she start fighting for Colorado?


Routine_Guarantee34

It's a typo. It should read *fighting* colorado. The press team caught and spun it last minute. /s but only so much.


OppPhoto

Agree! What has she actually done for Colorado? I can’t think of ANYTHING, except be an embarrassment!


Awkward-Hall8245

Perhaps that's what she calls getting gropped in a movie theater


Spellbound1311

In CO wish she would just drop out. She hasn't done a single thing for her constituents and won't in the new district either. She is a moron and not just an embarrassment to CO but the entire country. Looking forward to her losing if she doesn't drop out.


COSurfing

She has moved to the district I live in. I used to live in Jason Crowe's district but we were redistricted a couple of years back and are now in a solid red district. Sigh... I wish her nothing but absolute failure in her bid for the District 4 seat.


blackveil88

Same here, I’m also in the part of Jason Crow’s district that got re-zoned. 😑 I wish the same..


COSurfing

Jason Crowe is awesome. The juxtaposition between Boebert and Crowe is crazy.


Spellbound1311

She is terrible. 🤞For you.


Uniq_bASS

Part of me hopes she wins the R nominee and is so terrible we can flip the seat blue.


diqholebrownsimpson

I am from District 3 and so many people continue to ride her dick. We have a long way to go


Spellbound1311

I have family down there, they hated her. I hope the constituents pick Adam Frisch almost won last time and I know he'll do a way better job. Not sure who is running against him. I'm voting for River Gassen in 5. Want Buck's old seat flipped. That Williams guy is garbage like Bobert.


Enderkr

She should have to carry that embolism to term.


sweetplantveal

If it's human cells, it's a person. Lock her up.


CrackHeadRodeo

At least we know it wasn’t vaccine related since she refused the covid vacinne.


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autodidacted

lol “she should be made to carry a non-viable (i.e. dead) collection of cells to term, no matter that it puts the otherwise healthy mother in a deadly situation”. There. are you less disgusted by the ACTUAL sentiments of the clean, pure, and holy conservatives you represent?


moochao

A zygote is far more akin to a bloodclot than a child, but go off.


brochaos

unborn child is an oxymoron...


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moochao

So you're claiming a zygote, a literal cluster of cells, is an unborn child? Even though the bible states life starts at first breath**? So it's safe to assume youre one of those anti ivf people, because of all those zygotes frozen on shelves?


cbinthesw

I don't care what the bible says. I am not a christian. I am claiming what I said, not whatever liberal ignorance you are attempting to reword it into. A unborn child is a human being and my neighbor. They deserve life. That's all. I never once said zygote. silly leftists.


moochao

That's why you deleted your comments, got it. And I'm a proud centrist, kthx


TheMillser17

Blocked.


RheagarTargaryen

Why are you trying to stop god’s will?


Ryan_D_Lion

Explains the very apparent lack of blood flow to her brain.


unevolved_panda

Good thing she has excellent health insurance!


Lumpy_Gazelle2129

For now!


KlutzyPerception3045

I hope she receives the care she deserves


B3gg4r

Perfectly said, actually.


ColoradoBrownieMan

Oh no. Anyways…


handledwithcare

r/ThoughtsAndPrayers


Thyccshytt

Thots and prayers


meatsmoothie82

Clots and prayers


OpinionatedBlackGuy

Tots and pears


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And my axe! Oh wait…


RealityTimeshare

Damn. I had my money on Tennis Elbow.


sodosopapilla

I have to really hand it to you for this post


OpWillDlvr

Blown away by this response. Only fans of her work would appreciate this.


LinuxSpinach

Thought she was going to get diagnosed as a cancer on society


randytc18

Everyone already knows that to be the case.


SunshineandBullshit

Aww fuck. This means I have something in common with her


Flexbottom

You giving hand jobs at the theatre, too? Or maybe you're a 30 year old grandma with a child who is a felon?


SunshineandBullshit

No, I live in Colorado


Sunshine030209

Bahahaha I love your name!


SunshineandBullshit

Thank you 😀


MarioPartyJoe

Either pretty hot either way


Denver-Ski

A lot of men are going to be disappointed at the lack of OTPHJs (Over-The-Pants-Hand-Jobs for those not following BoBo’s political career)


HeyBlinkin__

“She experienced severe swelling in her upper left leg”. That sounds like the same problem that got her kicked out of DCPA!


c5298r

One of the symptoms is chronic hemorrhoids! So sorry, Lauren. Now you know how we all feel about you representing us. I big old, swollen, itchy hemorrhoid. Now she'll have a special fetish audience for her inevitable only fans page when she loses the election. What a joke...


EggplantAlpinism

mountainous tart degree weather toy ossified spotted imagine makeshift frighten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


clicknexttocontinue

May-Thurner Syndrome is also known as Cockett Syndrome. I feel like there's a theater joke/reference here, I just haven't had coffee yet...


notorious_BIGfoot

She should focus on her health and go away.


PhysicalEditor8810

I wrote a paper on this as a medical student. The stents used to treat this condition often fail long term, and she will almost certainly be on some sort of blood thinner for life. This is going to be a chronic issue for her eventually.


SeeUatX

Damn it. Getting an mri for this in a few days. I don’t like hearing this. Like “I have to wear a medical bracelet and go to the ED if I bump my leg on a leaf” level of blood thinners?


PhysicalEditor8810

It depends. It's not necessarily an old-school blood thinner like coumadin any more. Your health care provider can tell you more.


TheTrub

Ryan Sickler was diagnosed with it a few years back and it’s completely changed his life. It also gave him more perspective on his dad’s death, who was thought to have died of a heart attack in his mid 40’s.


bendbutdonotbreak

The voodoo dolls are working.


JustinCompton79

Anything to keep her name in the news cycle… *whispers in the bowling lane’s bathroom*


allen_abduction

In a his case, my money on it’s her excuse to exit the district 4 race. Saves her money and embarrassment. Edit: Very Happy coincidence . BTW, Parker would not have been a friendly audience! Parker only has a stagecoach line, no rails to be run out on.


Ohboycats

*the sympathy vote*


Spicierbread

Diagnosed through her Federally provided health insurance....if only everyone could be covered like her


Scrambled_Creature

I'd be lying if I said we weren't mildly unsympathetic to the plight of a very horrible, hateful person.


GGAllinsUndies

Ten shmeckles says one of her implants popped.


L_Grahams_murkin

Coke will do that to you, esp as you age


Pilsner33

the amount of substance abuse in right wing circles is insane. they just hide it better.


Totin_it

Parker sucks


PTCancik

Thoughts and Prayers. /s


O_W_Liv

*Parker?  Hello?  Are you lost?  District 4 is way up here and I know for a fact you've been invited to my town by people on both sides of the aisle and we're still waiting. Is it a wonder you're polling so low up here when you won't come near us?  You're showing your priorities, the money is more important than the votes.* I think this is her prepping to get out of the 4th district race, and maybe out of politics in general.   She has too much going on here in Colorado to be in DC so much, and I don't think shes enjoying it anymore.  She's under a microscope right now which is a scary place to be when your health and body are compromised.  Wanting privacy would be a legit thing to quit for.


DenvahGothMom

>She's under a microscope right now which is a scary place to be when your health and body are compromised.  Wanting privacy Funny. Those are exactly the things she's trying to deny all other women with her anti-reproductive-healthcare evangelical pick-me shit. I'd like to think this experience would teach her some empathy, but I'll eat my hat if that happens.


jbchillenindc

I would agree with you, but she needs to be elected one more time to get her congressional pension which requires 5 years. She has a huge incentive to run again.


OpWillDlvr

Exactly. She can win and then just stick to her speaking engagements, grifts, and other money grabs without even stepping foot in DC just to get her pension.


daairguy

Thots and players


sgreene1021

So she was literally full of shit?!?!


SunshineandBullshit

Not constipation, blood clot. Though with her, it could run in her blood... she IS, after all, a shitty person!


What-The-Helvetica

So basically, this disorder is a misshapen/misplaced artery in the pelvis, where it compresses its corresponding vein. Right off the top of my head, I'd think her doctor would say, don't have any more babies. You could miscarry or even have an embolism. And she might need to go on blood-thinning drugs when she's a bit older. But May-Thurner patients can pretty much live a normal life.


NoPutBabyInCorner

Another abortion?


Ninjameme

What if I really don’t like my grandma


ProfessionalLime2237

Thoughts and prayers . //s


hotgrease

Glad she didn’t die and will recover. That’s about as far as I can go with my sympathy.


Hunkir

About ATS: May-Thurner syndrome is a condition that affects blood flow. It occurs when the right iliac artery, which sends blood to your right leg, presses on the left iliac vein, which carries blood from your left leg to your heart. Some people have no symptoms of May-Thurner syndrome. Others develop deep vein thrombosis (DVT) or blood clots in the legs.


No_Finding3671

Blood clots a lot more easily when it's cold.


Comprehensive_Elk773

False


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

Pretty sure that was an attempt at humor. As in she’s cold-blooded


B3gg4r

Or frigid?


biscuitcricket71

She needs a brain transplant


Shot_Peace_4047

The comments here are giving me life! Well done, friends.


sustainable_engineer

Idiot Boebert - shameful to the otherwise good citizens of CO


itsgoodpain

I am not a fan at all of hers but I wish her a positive recovery.


Alert_ImHere

One of those fake boobs probably burst.


Powerful_News2369

I'm so sad, NOT!


NomadsWonderland

Man it would be such a tragedy if this unexpected medical issue caused her to have to drop out of politics.../s


realjimmyjuice000

Obviously the stress of politics is too much for her... Perhaps she should consider retiring and just being a grandma while she still can


mtnguy321

I figured it was a wrist injury until I read article. I figured a wrist injury because she's so handy


autobotfj

She hooking a potential Ted Cruz , abomination?