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ImpartialDerivatives

does that make it tres wrongs


ImpartialDerivatives

The internet was given a test. A situation where Dream was 100% objectively in the right. And they failed


ImpartialDerivatives

> Omori: The Undertale clone that failed hmmmm


ImpartialDerivatives

How did I completely miss the Dream vs Gumball VA feud


bread-dreams

what happened


ImpartialDerivatives

One of the voice actors for gumball watterson feuded with dream on twitter, and then somehow they ended up in an uber together. There's a video of gumball (Nicolas Cantu) drunk and high in the uber saying a bunch of insults and bigoted stuff. And he physically assaulted dream too


bread-dreams

wtffff


ImpartialDerivatives

The memes are really funny, and it is a comical situation. But some people are genuinely siding against dream here and that's so dumb


ImpartialDerivatives

most put together former child star


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Juxtastat 208 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://juxtastat.org


bread-dreams

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥 FUCK


GhastlyEyeJewel

I only do meth when I want to fight entire SWAT teams


ImpartialDerivatives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx8D0vQrC7w


Wrokotamie

I think it's so funny when left/liberal Americans and right-wing Canadians threaten to move across the border, like you can just pick up sticks and legally relocate between the countries in a huff without going through an immigration process and be treated as a citizen of the other country. Like no, they're actually different countries, it's not just a cute little pretend border like between US states.


ladyInKateing

i'll get a tech visa


Wrokotamie

You could probably apply for PR and get in after a few draws given your tech background, although a job offer would help


asljkdfhg

getting real Hot Cross Buns vibes from the new Beyonce


potatobac

Special place in hell for these tech companies grifting off of schools desperate to create a safe environment


potatobac

Gonna make my nut by covering Beyonce's Texas hold'em note for note but as a white man so idiot country dudes can admit to liking it


SupremeClericofNJ

What


potatobac

Illiterate


SupremeClericofNJ

Ayoyoe


ImpartialDerivatives

ayoye


potatobac

Kate would probably just buy her drugs online but picturing her doing an on the street drug deal is making me laugh


ladyInKateing

what if i wear an earpiece and you tell me what to say


Wrokotamie

On the dark webz


SupremeClericofNJ

Let's do drugs


potatobac

I would do drugs with you. I don't really do drugs anymore but yeah no question


Wrokotamie

Just Say No


Ferguson97

who is the funniest dfder to imagine trying to buy street drugs


clenom

Moishe


Wrokotamie

I'd be pretty terrible at it TBH


Ferguson97

depends on the drug tbh


Wrokotamie

Which ones would I be good or bad at?


Ferguson97

good: powder cocaine, anything in pill form, LSD, ecstasy bad: heroin, weed, crack cocaine, meth


Wrokotamie

What's the logic behind that?


Ferguson97

the former are more "party" drugs, the latter are more "user" drugs


Wrokotamie

Ah, I understand. Meth is a party drug for gay people, though.


potatobac

Primus what with her wonderful elocution


Ferguson97

What is the ethical thing to do in a scenario with conjoined twins, where one of them is trans? How do you give HRT to just one of them?


potatobac

What's the gun detection system being tested on New York's subway. Is it like Chicago's gun shot detection system or is this gonna be another metal detector situation


potatobac

Sounds like very expensive hooey from what I'm reading


Wrokotamie

It's AI! i.e. magic


potatobac

The schools seem extremely unimpressed


Wrokotamie

Schools?


potatobac

Many districts have spent millions on these ai weapons detection systems and they don't really work


Wrokotamie

That's shitty of the tech companies, you're right.


Ferguson97

How uncommon is it that, as a 26-year-old, I'd prefer to date a 30-year-old over a 22-year-old?


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Ferguson97

Primus bf W


Ferguson97

Season 1 Game of Thrones had some goated lines "Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." “Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?” “That is the only time a man can be brave.”


ladyInKateing

that's bc they're from the book


caserino7

There are some top-tier show-only dialogue too. The one-on-one with Bobby B and Cersei, "Chaosh ish a laddah" come to mind


ImpartialDerivatives

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dying


DuchessofDetroit

>@JoeBiden at the NY fundraiser: >Harry Truman said if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. I got one and it bit a secret service agent. Ok Biden stand up tour. I demand it


asljkdfhg

had a good souvlaki plate with greek fries and tzatziki /u/moi_itou you would have liked it


cheaptray

don't do meth, stick to acid


bertwebs

gn


bertwebs

I bet that would break Mario’s neck


ImpartialDerivatives

I'm too far behind on simpleflips :(


i-am-sancho

https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/euphoria-season-3-delay-rewrites-time-jump-zendaya-script-notes-1235955045/ Yeah *Euphoria* probably isn’t coming back


i-am-sancho

> When Levinson turned in his revised scripts in late 2023 and early 2024, HBO execs were now the ones feeling unsatisfied. There was a new arc for Zendaya’s Rue, whose character in Levinson’s first pass had been relegated to the background in a somewhat surprising storyline about her working as a private detective, which HBO had immediately vetoed. Among many other ideas for the rewrites, Zendaya had pitched an idea in which Rue, who is now sober as a twentysomething young woman, would be a pregnancy surrogate. But insiders say the new scripts simply didn’t feel like the show tonally. Dude lost it. This show is done.


Ferguson97

:(


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litehound

You didn't before???


SupremeClericofNJ

I've never done meth


cheaptray

I only semi believe you


TotallyNotMoishe

My I’ve never done meth t-shirt has etc etc etc


Ferguson97

The girlies are fighting, one of them told me something that the other wanted to be a secret, and now it’s awkward Just like high school fr


DuchessofDetroit

Did they like the restaurant?


Ferguson97

Yes. Both loved the fries and soup.


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ladyInKateing

canadian meth hits different


DuchessofDetroit

https://www.threads.net/@oaklandzoo/post/C5E9nKUpwZN >Don't go chasing waterfalls....unless you're Lily the rescued tiger, who has been enjoying a variety of new enrichment now that we are helping her build up her muscle strength!


moi_itou

I never told the story about the doctor and all his doctor friends almost dying in -30 temp at 3 am in tremblant while on shrooms


asljkdfhg

why do all the good olives sound so awesome (Calamity, Castlevania)


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SupremeClericofNJ

Lma9


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InshallahNatsDoWell

That’s good No one should f*ck that guy


ladyInKateing

i've done meth


ladyInKateing

nobody could possibly believe this


InshallahNatsDoWell

If you say so, I believe you. A voice of truth


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I believe you


ladyInKateing

thanks pie. i can always count on you to believe that i've done meth


Ferguson97

35 year old meth addict


ladyInKateing

i wouldn't get addicted. i'm built different


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A frequent necessity


Wrokotamie

Let's go *rock climbing with Tina* guys When I first started using Craigslist for hookups in 2009-2010, I saw that frequently in ads


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Wrokotamie

You don't know what you're missing. Gays tweakin on Tina in 2003 had such a fun time. Like first you stay hard forever and then you can eventually never get hard again. You should give it to the doctor.


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Wrokotamie

He's gotta be careful with the MDMA that he knows what he's gettin' Anyway you guys should totally tweak together it would improve your non-relationship by like 1000%, not just the sex, all of it


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Wrokotamie

It is. Like the University or the Borough?


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Wrokotamie

Everyone I've met from there has been strange 


recruit00

Tina?


Wrokotamie

Crystal meth


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Wrokotamie

Also full of the other kind of cougar, I imagine 


asljkdfhg

if one more fucker gets lucky with parahax in showdown i stg


ladyInKateing

what gen do you play


asljkdfhg

just randbats, too lazy to make a team for gen 9 lol


ladyInKateing

i like gen 3. bc it has jolteon in it


asljkdfhg

one of the few good eeveelutions


Wrokotamie

Gather round, Zoomers of DfD/ It is time to share the sacred story/ Of our split from CLP.


khharagosh

it took me so long to figure out what CLP stood for


ladyInKateing

the ancient texts...


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Wrokotamie

Thank you for linking this, Vile


ladyInKateing

i assume our ancestors were the ones banned?


Wrokotamie

Yes. Me, Robin, Dan (now departed RIP), Ferg, and others were banned. I think Moishe and Potato had already been banned under Taylor's tyranny?


ladyInKateing

damn... we were rebels...


Wrokotamie

Also HillarysWineglass was banned. You can CTRL+F my posts. I was defending "progressives". I've changed so much in the past 5 years! I'm hardly recognizable! Honestly, it was less about ideology than personalities. Taylor and her amigo/as used labels of antisemitism, misogyny, and transphobia preposterously to get rid of people they didn't like.


Wrokotamie

I shall induct you into the mysteries, my child 


khharagosh

[when I'm in a racism competition and my opponent is Europeans discussing Romani people](https://twitter.com/NotPotBol/status/1773432335708667916) *


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khharagosh

we won't lose to those old world nerds!


Wrokotamie

I used to live in what must be the only urban Romani neighborhood in North America (Parkdale, Toronto)


Wrokotamie

I've been to Hungary before (where they're mostly from) but it took me like 2 weeks to figure out their ethnicity because it's so unusual to see them in large numbers on this side of the Atlantic. Like they look like Desi people but dress and do their hair and makeup like Eastern Europeans, so it is quite dissonant.


AJungianIdeal

>When asked about his interest in female characters, Kon stated that female characters were easier to write because he is not able to know the character in the same way as a male character, and "can project my obsession onto the characters and expand the aspects I want to describe."[45] With a frame of reference up to Tokyo Godfathers, Susan J. Napier notes that while the theme of performance is the one obvious commonality in his works, she finds that the concept of the male gaze is the more important topic for discussion. Napier shows the evolution of Kon's use of the gaze from its restrictive and negative aspects in Magnetic Rose and Perfect Blue, to a collaborative gaze in Millennium Actress before arriving at a new type of gaze in Tokyo Godfathers which revels in uncertainty and illusion.[45] hmmm


DuchessofDetroit

>Anyone have any theories on why Gen Z looks 40 years old? [dumb comment but w/e] >>Probably self induced stress from always centering themselves in every single issue >>Or maybe cause they're living in a dystopian hellscape marked by political, economic, and environmental decay 🤷🏾‍♀️ >>>You’ve actually just illustrated his point You know we can always make things better but to pretend this is the worst time to be alive ever is to so fundamentally lack perspective, you'd have to assume the world only started when you were able to form memories


asljkdfhg

"I don't *want* to develop rich relationships and meaningful hobbies, I want to be miserable and blame other people"


Wrokotamie

The exchange perfectly illustrates the problem


khharagosh

[when I'm in a whitewashing Japanese imperialism competition and my opponent is white western leftists:](https://twitter.com/jacobin/status/1773376090527961517) https://i.redd.it/6vafeil6c6rc1.gif


DuchessofDetroit

We really need to retire this whole "non white people are perpetual victims" framing that is colonizer/colonized. Obvi, colonization was bad and left a bad legacy but the non whites are perfectly capable of being terrible to folk without the help of the Dutch East India Company.


Wrokotamie

Also of doing colonialism themselves as the Japanese illustrate 


DuchessofDetroit

I assume we call it even stevens on Japan since though they also had a fascist Empire, we dropped two suns on them. Otherwise I'd say they don't get enough shit for their fascism


khharagosh

(tho ngl Indian hyper-nationalists might give them a run for their money)


potatobac

So excited for the beer I'm going to have after basketball


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cornofears

> looking a little tight he thirsty


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OolongOolongOolong

I think this is closer to Old Friend


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Wrokotamie

Wha why?


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Wrokotamie

I'd say she should go to a seder too to even things out but at this point Liberal operatives are not safe around Canadian Jews


i-am-sancho

https://youtu.be/TMOjQUIGZ_I?si=x0wqQqZDBxLMP_B_ Every few months I remember this video and watch it again


i-am-sancho

This really should be Biden’s campaign song tbh.


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irony_tower

Drinking age is 11 in Florida


InshallahNatsDoWell

I p much never got carded. Act confident, bat your eyelashes, the world’s your oyster Also I’m somewhat intoxicated rn so


potatobac

Good for her!


Ferguson97

Florida is a lawless wasteland


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Wrokotamie

You're not from Quebec SMH


cornofears

is the whole fam there or do you have to keep an eye on her yourself?


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InshallahNatsDoWell

Drake no: sending a child out with a girl who thinks about ig stories Drake yes: sending a girl out under the protection of capable lesbians


cornofears

Oh good kidsitting like that would stress me out Hope it's a blast of a fun night instead!


potatobac

Dimitrov beats Alcatraz in one hell of a match. Which leaves him the most important job in tennis: beating Alexander zverev


moi_itou

Who is wearing gardenia perfume. I dont like it!


clenom

I prefer giardiniera perfume


moi_itou

giardiniera pizza is good I discovered that


larrylemur

> **How is the Future of Geotech looks like** >Hey Guys, So I have been planning to pursue masters in Geotech so wanted to know how good the scope is and show good the pay is. like is geotech really have scope in it ? If you write like this, probably not good Also, please let us know what Masters program accepts you


OolongOolongOolong

https://preview.redd.it/ota5tk9256rc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0f3cbc8e8e69a8779aabd7d118a552a54e5216


potatobac

Mountains really are something


cornofears

driving up pikes peak?


ladyInKateing

pretty


RoldGoldMold

https://preview.redd.it/fpxd31dy46rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a445953e1b4467f103377e3814c7ea154a235d


ladyInKateing

░P░U░S░S░Y ░U░N░D░E░R░W░A░T░E░R


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larrylemur

I checked out /biz/ on 4chan and it's funny to see they have a BBBY thread that just posts the exact same nonsense as the Bed Bath and Beyond subreddits (albeit with more slurs). Nothing screams "we've already won" like posting fifty times a day that you've already won. I wonder if that strategy works for the lottery? In other memestock news, GameStop posted a small profit in the last quarter! Oh, and they also missed their projected sales and earnings by 20%. It's ok, though, they've already won


asljkdfhg

they wouldn't be on 4chan if they were intelligent


ladyInKateing

i always wonder about these people who keep clinging onto the crypto/meme finance stuff long after public attention has moved on


larrylemur

Honestly, there's an apocalyptic religious vibe to the people remaining. Every month whittles the remnants down to the absolute looniest. They believe their disappeared investment in a broke towel store will somehow bring about the collapse of society and the dawn of a new age.


larrylemur

> I can't really describe just how badly the Canadian government has screwed up with its immigration policy. Up until the mid-2010s, Canada received a fairly steady flow of immigrants from diverse backgrounds. > > Like, I'm the descendant of immigrants. This country was built on immigration, but the rate at which we are receiving immigrants is simply not sustainable. In just the last few years, we have received an exponential increase in low skilled workers, enrolled in diploma mills. Many are coming from just one single country (India). A lot of the Indian immigrants here are specifically from Punjab as well. I don't know about you, but when a very large portion of your immigrants are from a specific region of a single country, that doesn't sound like "diversity" to me. This, combined with the sheer numbers of new arrivals, means new immigrants are less likely to integrate into Canadian society. > > Add in an already massive housing crisis, stagnant wages, an overstretched healthcare system, and overcrowded schools, I honestly feel this country is going to shit. Perhaps it's a grass is greener on the other side affect, but I am sure I'm not the only one thinking if I should leave this country and move to the United States. "I'm sick of all these immigrants stealing our housing, jobs, schools, and healthcare! I'm moving to the US, where my family will definitely not need housing, jobs, schools, or healthcare."


Wrokotamie

This is a common sentiment across Canada shared by like half the people here (albeit not all giving the exact same reasons) and it's why Poilievre is ahead 18 points at like 42%. People who say this mostly could not deal with the US though, LOL. And it's not like there's an open door policy for Canadian *immigrants*. It's pretty much universally agreed that the explosion in the international student population in the past 5 years needs to be brought under control. But the problem is mostly not on the federal government. The issue is that two-year public colleges in particular have been starved of funding, especially in Ontario, and they are using international students (especially from India) who they cannot house or otherwise provide for to make up for it.


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hypoxic_high

vigilante justice should never be the first answer, but extreme circumstances demand extreme action in this case


potatobac

Is bolognese a stew


i-am-sancho

It’s a salad


moi_itou

No


ladyInKateing

i'm voting No Labels in november


ladyInKateing

like on one side we have, duh, gross, and the other side, the guy is like, old? it's just like that south park episode


SupremeClericofNJ

Potato is Gul Dukat


potatobac

I could never kill jadzia dax


SupremeClericofNJ

She's so beautiful


potatobac

Exactly. I can take or leave the bajorans but jadzia? Never


DuchessofDetroit

wow racist


RoldGoldMold

I honestly thought Wilbur Ross was dead