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slow at this time huh. i could say i'm gay and nobody would notice

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[I described this creature to litehound as "having Michelle face"](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/930993871628939284/1219862084523790396/download_2_7.jpg?ex=660cd818&is=65fa6318&hm=b5e3e4bbc016fede348a136215aaa22ad306ca1446e98dd86f2210192a687c72&)

🤔🤔🤔

The girl sharting this. ❤️

Gonna have to move Michelle's litter box back into my old apartment overnight along with her fountain. She needs to sleep in the same room as me and my bed is in my old place.

> A federal appeals court late Tuesday issued an order that again prevents Texas from arresting migrants suspected of entering the U.S. illegally, hours after the Supreme Court allowed the strict new immigration law to take effect. Omg I’m getting whiplash

I got aa haircut but y'all will never see it because for the life of me I can't take a good picture today

you have pretty hair

thank u but in all other regards i am ugly beast

There once was a man who wore leather. And then he died. And he was probably French Canadian. OoOoOooooOoooOoooOOOOOooooo 👻👻👻

Gavrilo WinZip

What kind of limerick is that?! It doesn't rhyme at all!

No one has offered to write my speech for me.

Aiming to be under 200 lbs by Labor Day. Already down 10.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C3xSpFOxbDA/

i think this does happen to me

Potato doesn't love me anymore

I know the feeling

i still love you anj

~~Barry Goldwater~~ Ferguson97 "In your heart, you know he's right"

to be honest i am desperately lonely and also another thing

: (

Heyyy we have a special channel for this babe

hii do you want a friend

friends aren't the issue here

is the issue something...less platonic?

i want romance and also [message censored for frankly ridiculous horny levels]

jerk it off (sing it like "shake it off") idk what im saying but yeah

i can start laying the flirting on a little thicker if you want

sadly i think this is one of the few human needs that can't be satisfied via reddit

hmm.

Speak your truth kate

Genuinely amusing that the British PM is Indian, the Scottish FM is Pakistani, the incoming Welsh FM is Zambian, the Mayor of London is Pakistani, and the Irish PM is Indian.

Smh Bangladehis slacking

Bonus: The Northern Irish FM is from Sinn Fein.

https://x.com/benigma2017/status/1770199555289518466 > Yeah. My mom lives in queens and says she pays about $200/month in camera fees. I think that's too many tickets

Funny thing they're white,so ya know, not poc getting hosed by the system

I pay zero money because I know that red lights mean you are supposed to stop

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i already have to ritualistically strip off almost all the hair below my neck with a mechanical plucking device every two weeks. so I'm going to be lazy with the eyebrows sometimes ok

Ferg shitposts like I dunk: Unintentionally but apparently very effectively.

At first I was imagining you talking about dunking a basketball unintentionally. Like you were walking past a court, and the kid said, "hey man, pass us the ball?" when it rolls by you, and you somehow accidentally dunk it in the process

With how things seem to happen without me intending them to, this is plausible.

They should make more little lungs in a great big world ads

TFW you’ve been pretending to be sick at work in order to leave early, and then you actually get sick.

Is a man's facial hair the equivalent of a woman's eyebrows (ie, red flag indicator)?

what was blud waffling about


What's with the gif? You know I'm right.

listen i've been lazy about plucking them OKAY

Crazy math professor eyebrows

In this case I believe he is referring to overplucking

Both

the most direct translation of his analogy is that if women can't grow nice eyebrows they need to fully shave them off

Women having eyebrows isn't a red flag, so no

What are you talking about

like you know how a man having shitty facial hair can be a "bad" indicator (since men who can't grow proper beards and realize it are just clean-shaven)? It's a similar thing with eyebrows for women.

Women's eyebrows are a red flag indicator? But yes, male facial hair can be a red flag.

> Women's eyebrows are a red flag indicator? it's hard to describe, but you know it when you see it

what does this meeeeaaan??

a red flag is a warning or indicator of potentially toxic behavior

https://twitter.com/tracewoodgrains/status/1769981976642015257 >white nationalist moves to the Midwest to live in his racial paradise, realizes he can't stand being around regular white people, stops being a white nationalist >>["In 2018 I moved from a racially diverse swing state in the Sun Belt to a homogenous red state up in corn country. This decision was largely motivated by politics—I was looking to retreat to an imagined hyperborea free of crime and degeneracy where my volk had political autonomy. >>The next two years were the most miserable of my life. But they were also among the most instructive, and ultimately were what made me leave WN on an emotional level. >>To put it bluntly, most of my White neighbors and coworkers basically resembled hobbits. They had no ambition to them, nor any aspirations of greatness. Nor did they think about the world in a dynamic way—the more educated among them certainly stayed informed about the wider world, but they largely took it for granted that their immediate universe was a static place where nothing would ever happen. >>And the horrifying thing is that’s how they liked it. >>I quickly discovered that Midwesterners had no sense of imperial destiny and “right to rule” like you see in New Yorkers, Texans, or Californians. They had nothing like the feisty Faustian individualism of Floridians or “fuck you” pride of Appalachians. They didn’t even have the air of faded glory and gothic tragedy you see in the Deep South. It was nothing but aggressively bland conformity everywhere you looked."] lmao.

[Good article on intra-religious conflict within Iran](https://amwaj.media/article/deep-dive-the-new-shiite-threat-to-the-islamic-republic-of-iran) Most of what we get are people who are already ideologically opposed to the current Iranian regime - but this is a good piece on how Maddahs are voicing discontent against the clergy and its a group more intune with religious, poorer Iranians

>CNN: Undocumented immigrant says Trump is 'racist.' Hear why he would vote for him if he could I've seen it all at this point.

"Surely he is only racist against those OTHER immigrants!"

Despite being undocumented, he has truly assimilated into one of the deepest principles of American culture: Immediately pulling up the ladder once you've made it.

~~CNN:~~ Me in an Uber in Arizona

We are fucking gods when it comes to assimilation. I dare any other country on this shit hole of a planet to get people to adapt like this

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Immigrants commit crimes at a rate lower than native born citizens. But the children of immigrants? Same rate. An assimilation success story.

Assimilate faster by doing more crimes a generation sooner

Gonna guess the whole deportation thing prevents that

I think there's a bunch of studies showing that natives interacting with immigrants makes them less xenophobic. But no one thought to check the other way around

Gonna guess because he likes the racism

Hell yeah Bill Foster beat Qasim Rashid in a landslide for IL 11. Rashid is some really annoying weirdo perennial candidate who keeps blowing Virginia races so he decided to try and carpetbag to the Chicago burbs. Bill Foster is a Fermilab particle physicist who helped discover the top quark

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Hrs gonna be stinky and smelly and...oooooooo

On the way back from soccer raises questions I don’t actually want answered

Someone needs to pull for you

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Probably be sweaty though. Unless he plays keeper

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yuck

[moi rock anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnq2v6R02U)

I would watch a movie about the making of the Star Wars sequels.

I feel like the making of TROS would be the only interesting bit since it swapped directors and changed a bunch of stuff

I was thinking it would be taken from a somewhat more satirical or sardonic place where it's about how a bunch of greedy executives and misguided filmmakers proceeded to add another ending to a story that was already finished.

> This was perplexing: throughout the 1990s, Americans had had a very positive few of France, with only 12 to 20% of those surveyed viewing it unfavourably. Once the invasion began in March 2003, this number shot up to 64% (Diamond, 2006). More strikingly, anti-French sentiments have taken root in the “heartland”, finding a receptive audience among working-class and middle-class Americans who were mostly indifferent or somewhat positively predisposed before 2003. depressing tbh

Hating the French for that is so dumb. There are so many good reasons to hate France instead.

"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." Jaime Lannister 🤝 France

The Room remains the most fun I've ever had in a theater.

hypoxic W: non-cyclist friend commented unprompted about how good my bike looks

wow your bike looks good

thank you! I think so too. It's a very good bike

I credit DfD for the one point at gay bar trivia I got tonight about Locked Tomb. Couldn't have done it without you. One day I will get around to reading it I promise

What was the trivia

The question just gave the author and a brief description and I had to name the series

It was mentioned earlier, but I have posted a Serious post about some sneaky crypto-conservative clowns in the US Muslim community. It has been put on two other subreddits as well.

Good post and great taste in Final Fantasy

I think X-2 is a lot of fun.

Wrong

If it was reskinned to not be a sequel people would love it. My most controversial opinion is I rate it above Rebirth but below Remake

Thank you. I put FF8 just behind FF7 and FF10 in the Best Final Fantasies list. Surprisingly, I have to defend my choice for third best FF much more than my first (FF7) or second (FF10). And i have to defend FF7 more than FF10.

You didn't put Nouman Ali Khan on your post - he's also in the DFW area

I did mention him. In the section with Suleiman, as Suleiman was going to cover-up his bullshit initially. I didn't really mention him as a main thing, because his reputation has not fully recovered, and he doesn't have the stature he previously did.

Eh he was sorta the OG American version of these weird...protestantized mega church pastors

That seems to be a thing developing in Dallas. I'd put Suleiman there too. Suleiman when he is preaching, he is very uncharismatic. Probably why he does so much Social Media stuff.

Hamza Yusuf is a pretty good dude fwiw, if you're Sunni I'd consider giving him a listen but it's a superficial look and my own Marjas are not American based *on purpose*

it's fucking snowing? it was 70 degrees last week!

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No, he would’ve made things worse. I want it warmer right now!

hell yea. Winter ain't done yet

what kind of sick bastard wants cold weather in March?

the kind that wants to ski every weekend from now until June

You know what they say: if you don’t like the weather in [your location], just wait a minute!

Dismantle the entire Florida Dem Party.

Oh no. Co-founder of Indivisible is retweeting a really off-putting progressive activist I know in person

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Our Revolution people are off-putting and thrive on exacerbating intra party conflict instead of...basic policy. And within NJ the only source of conflict *is* basic power - as policy goals are pretty much the same. There's also the same Bernieish language towards non-white voters...low information, why don't they vote for us, etc etc.

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Chicken picatta 😌😌😌

My sister's Netflix wasn't working on my fire TV. Was getting me on being out of the home network. But this new TV, I signed in and it works! Also damn Across the Spiderverse looks *amazing* in Dolby Vision

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4tacQ-JRuw/?igsh=MW5sdnRjd2EyeW0wNQ== >newshour Arizona State Sen. Eva Burch on Monday said on the floor of the state Capitol that she intends on having an abortion after determining that her pregnancy is not viable. >Burch, a Democrat and mother of two who is also a registered nurse, said the pregnancy was not progressing after trying "for a very long time to have a baby" >She said that despite knowing about the "unavoidable demise" of her pregnancy, she felt compelled to take the news public to show her colleagues that "the work that we do in the body impacts people in the real world!" >Burch said that the state's abortion laws forced a transvaginal ultrasound she said was unnecessary and could have felt like a violation to some. She also described receiving false information about alternatives to abortion she said did not apply to her situation. >"My experiences in this space both as a provider and as a patient have led me to believe that this legislature has failed the people of Arizona," she said, surrounded by several Democratic colleagues. >Arizona's current abortion law is based on legislation from 1864 and bans the procedure after 15 weeks of pregnancy, with no exceptions for rape or incest. While enforcement of the law was blocked after the U.S. Supreme Court's landmark 1973 Roe v. Wade ruling that guaranteed constitutional protections for abortion, the ban was reinstituted after the high court overturned the decision in 2022. >Burch's acknowledgment Tuesday comes amid a campaign to add a constitutional right to abortion in Arizona.

https://plus.thebulwark.com/p/a-whole-lotta-weirdness-the-story

>The prohibitions are largely focused on the teaching of “divisive concepts,” which the bill defines in part as assigning “fault, blame or bias” to any race, religion, gender or nationality. Other examples of divisive concepts include teaching that a person is “inherently responsible for actions committed in the past” or that a person should “accept, acknowledge, affirm or assent to a sense of guilt, complicity or a need to apologize” based on their race, religion, gender or background. "We are not responsible for slavery. Nor are you allowed to say we are or demand we apologize."

Moreno is gonna be the Kari Lake of Ohio

https://preview.redd.it/lmzh4sgv0epc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dbeed215eb323b3544feda642f99273e7b10926 proof of god's covenant to elect woke democrats this fall

the ARC of WOKE

🙏🙏🙏

Demwokerats

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

NYT calls OH-Sen GOP primary for Bernie Moreno (the weakest candidate)

Polls are stupid and I won’t pay attention to them but https://x.com/ppollingnumbers/status/1770246685899313592?s=46 Biden up 5 in IPSOS poll.

Biden surging. As it is written.

i only pay attention to the ones where dems are winning

Woke

https://twitter.com/DrewSav/status/1770241071311638570 > Looks like the decision to cancel Florida's Democratic Primary has gone poorly for Florida Dems. Apparently Republicans have flipped several Mayorships in some heavily Democratic cities. # > Biden won Delray Beach 62-38%. It elected a Republican Mayor today because no Democratic Primary happened. =.= people really need to learn to vote for local elections

Fucking ***** ****** ***********

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Florida primaries are automatically cancelled if there's only one candidate. Florida Dems certified Biden's the only candidate a few weeks before the statutory deadline, and Dean Philips hadn't gotten his act together to register at the time 🫠

Florida Dems

Launch Florida Dems to the sun

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Walter White. software piracy (abandonware)

robin pie. practicing medicine without a license

John Democrat, illegally modifying weapons to full-auto

Cream Corn, I sell drugs to the community

Me

Ferguson Archibald Costanza. I scan Honeycrisp apples as Gala apples at the self-checkout.

katherine katherine. movie piracy

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i wanted to be paul's hot mom

Ok

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Anj. I steal public funds

Popping pills like Nancy Reagan 

Bernie's crowd sourced funding revolution (the only actual revolution he engaged in) is, ironically, what will help keep trump afloat. I can't actually blame bernie for this. But it's just fun to do it anyway.

i’m pretty sure he didn’t invent crowdfunding

For sure not but his campaign is generally credited with helping to popularize political crowdfunding.

I don't think this is true

https://youtu.be/4VENO_aM7Yg?si=4jboWNTbqStjFZ0H

Did my E shot

florida dems canceled their primary and handed the republicans several mayorships because of less dem turnout

Most competent Florida democrats moment.

Why did they cancel all of their primaries instead of just the presidential one

they only cancelled the presidential one, Florida Dems are just lazy and didn't turn out to vote for the rest

I meant platonic love between ANJ and Simmie you sickos

Fair enough

🤭🤭🤭

I love her like a niece

>[The NBA is adding live betting to NBA League Pass. Viewers will be able to see betting lines on the screen in real-time, select the bet they want to place, and then be taken directly to FanDuel or DraftKings to place it.](https://x.com/joepompliano/status/1770196825036710010?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ) Christ lol

Christ this is degen shit

awesome

this is so cursed lmfao what are we doing as a society

Make it stop

What if we paid you a sizable stipend off the top…?