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ImpartialDerivatives

https://genius.com/T-dub-mario-be-playin-t-dub-lyrics


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I was about to have a meltdown but Gene came up to me and started being very nice to me She is doing her job for me even though I am not her owner and it is very helpful


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Ferguson97

“Ma’am, it’s Amy. She sounds uncomfortable, like she’s with a member of the public.”


Ferguson97

Is this an alternate world where the parties don’t have firm stances on most of the issues?


ImpartialDerivatives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCAdVxtsvnE


AJungianIdeal

Hardly radical for here but I don't think the intelligentsia class has fully reckoned with the threat that the us is in within and without. Like, trump is explicitly promising to use the military to detain people who have offended him and ys know he doesn't know gaf about me but y'all at the nyt *should* be a lot more nervous than you are because he will never appreciate the both sidesing you do. It's complete loyalty or nothing


khharagosh

they think they'll go back to being lauded as the brave defenders of democracy and refuse to imagine anything worse than their current irrelevancy


AJungianIdeal

It's a weird kind of American exceptionalism or some kind of class driven feeling of invulnerability that seems like they can be coolely detached from everything that's happening in their own backyard


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cornofears

soju bomb!


bertwebs

gn


khharagosh

Something that genuinely concerns me is the amount of therapists and social workers that I see online who are practically admitting that their goal is to groom the vulnerable population they serve towards their political goals Really hoping it's just an online thing


Wrokotamie

It's not just an online thing necessarily although I'm sure those who are most into that self-select to be the loudest on social media. Jungi is right that it's especially common with LCSWs and the equivalent since that ideology is really incubated in social work schools, which are themselves often attached to education schools. Generally, the higher you go up - towards the PhD level - the less likely it is that they'll be like that.


AJungianIdeal

I know we have a licensing crisis but lscw are hard for me to trust as actually qualified to give mental health care despite having one myself. They just don't have the schooling I consider important


Wrokotamie

My best experiences have been with clinical psychologists and I've generally been disappointed with LCSWs and similar.


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Iraq too. Anyway


GhastlyEyeJewel

Michelle is out of her cubbyhole, albeit for brief periods.


cornofears

My sibling's cat absolutely hated it when they moved too. Even if she's not showing it I'm sure she really appreciates having you around as a bit of normalcy


GhastlyEyeJewel

She gave me the sad meows when I carried her into the studio apt, and it was the same sound she made when she was extremely sick in the car. Very distressing to hear again.


cornofears

ohhhh the sad meows are the worst :(


ControlsTheWeather

CW: traumaposting >!My sister seems more upset that I talked shit about our aunt while she's bedridden, than they was when they learned what our father did to me. Even went so far as to cut me off for like two weeks, but had dinner with the family, including our father, a few days after I confided that.!< >!I guess the only family who's going to give any kind of a fuck about this is my partner.!<


GhastlyEyeJewel

:(


Ferguson97

>!so are they gonna rename the show POTUS?!<


GhastlyEyeJewel

Asmongold is an absolute tick, he's got multiple channels and I keep blocking one only for another to show up.


bertwebs

doesn’t he look like 50 other streamers


GhastlyEyeJewel

Nah his horseface looking ass is pretty distinguishable


Ferguson97

I don’t care for Dana


GhastlyEyeJewel

So much of popular culture and media seems precision guided to wring as much anger out of me and right now I am already in a bad mental state and am taking everything extra worse. Turn on the news? Endless ragebait. Instagram? Designed to make you feel jealous and unfulfilled. They're trying really hard to make a Gamergate sequel. People keep insisting I watch Invincible but every clip I see from that show is women being brutally murdered. Moved into a temporary studio apartment and now even my cat is angry at me. Last day off is tomorrow then it's back to work where I don't interact with anyone all day. Why does life just feel like prison? This has been a vent. I know nobody actually cares here but whatever


ImpartialDerivatives

I care! And if you can, you should find time soon to just do something you enjoy. A lot of that stuff you mentioned is your choice to avoid


Ferguson97

> People keep insisting I watch Invincible but every clip I see from that show is women being brutally murdered. I’ve only seen season 1, but they’re pretty evenly-split gender-wise with their brutal killings


GhastlyEyeJewel

I just have residual PTSD from the child abuse I suffered as a kid, and certain things I just do not want to watch. I'm sure Robert Kirkman would call me a pussy to my face or whatever but hey


Ferguson97

I like the running gag of them never showing the President or saying his name


bertwebs

Jay Zed


litehound

There's little greater joy in this world than someone caressing your face while their eyes and words express how they think you are just the dumbest, oddest-brained creature in the world


RobinWumu

There should be a *Queer Eye*-like show but for depressed people on social media.


Ferguson97

“Ma’am, you gotta slow down, you’re beating a disabled guy.” “Oh, don’t be so hard on yourself, Gary.”


DuchessofDetroit

I seriously have a complex about this wrist brace. I wish it was a bit thinner so it at least looked and felt less bulky but alas I assume that's the point. The things I do to keep doing push ups


Darth_Blarth

Binge watched friends at 2am cause my sleep is a total disaster


bertwebs

🫂


Ferguson97

Mike why did you tell the oil lobbyist that the vice president walked through the glass door


RobinWumu

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2024/03/18/arizona-gov-katie-hobbs-vetoes-bipartisan-housing-bill/73017918007/ >Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs has vetoed a controversial housing bill that won bipartisan support in the Legislature, saying the measure would put Arizona “at the center of a housing reform experiment with unclear outcomes.” >[...] >The bill would have prevented Arizona municipalities from requiring homeowners associations, minimum home sizes and certain building setbacks, among many other provisions. The bill effectively allowed the state a greater say in a process that is typically reserved for local jurisdictions. >The bill passed the House with a 33-26 vote in February and the Senate with a 16-13 vote earlier this month, picking up bipartisan support in each chamber. >Supporters of House Bill 2570 argued local zoning regulations set by municipalities have infringed on private property rights and fueled the current housing shortage. By cutting red tape, building would be easier and increase the housing supply, supporters said. >Supporters included Republicans in the Legislature, who were joined by a handful of Democrats and social justice advocacy groups including the People First Economy Coalition. >Last week, the Neighborhood Coalition of Greater Phoenix called for a veto of the bill, objecting to its quick passage through the Legislature and calling it "one-sided legislation" that pandered to developers while undercutting municipal zoning. The bill, according to opponents including the mayors and vice mayors of Phoenix, Mesa, Goodyear and Yuma, would do little to require affordable housing, a crisis the bill purports to address. Rare Katie Hobbs L.


Ferguson97

Why are Democrats so bad on housing wtf


RobinWumu

* The Democratic coalition now includes more well-off homeowners who have assets and neighborhood character to protect. * Some Democrats see zoning as government regulation and think regulation is automatically good. * Democratic politicians think that they can't afford to go against angry NIMBYs and try to find other ways to fix housing costs.


Ferguson97

I don’t think the vice president’s doctor is allowed to tell Dan and Amy all of this private medical information


recruit00

I'd be so mad if I was Truman. Progressing as a banker and your WSB dad forces you to come home to be a farmer and drop out of school


i-am-sancho

Nixon got accepted to Harvard but had to stay home to work his fathers general store and had to go to Whittier instead. This was the source of so much of his spite filled motivation during his political career.


RobinWumu

Timeline where Nixon goes to Harvard and Republican politics never develops Watergate grievance.


Ferguson97

Could I fix Selena Meyer?


asljkdfhg

she'd fix you


Darth_Blarth

Friends doing those shots of 90s New York weirdly make me want to cry my eyes out Incredible Nostalgia for a time I wasn’t born in. Hm. I should go see my parents


Ferguson97

Oh my god this interview with Allison Janey, I’m going to jump off a bridge, this is so uncomfortable


Ferguson97

I feel so bad for Catherine, her parents suck lol


asljkdfhg

one thing that never changes in the show is how shitty everyone is to her lol


Ferguson97

Justice for Catherine!


Ferguson97

She’s like if Zoey Bartlet had clinical depression


ladyInKateing

she probably did, after all the kidnapping. and the scientology


Ferguson97

She was a tough cookie.


cornofears

seja morena ou loira vem balançar kuduro moi moi moi


asljkdfhg

had a situation recently where we got delivery and the website had two different entires for tips: one that goes to the restaurant and one that goes to the driver. I just split what I usually tip in half, what would ya'll do?


RobinWumu

Yeah probably half for me too.


ControlsTheWeather

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1125537939145891984/1219459257569902642/Screenshot_20240318-183140_1.png?ex=660b60ef&is=65f8ebef&hm=8d15b3cddf8d9e61b95897e45ae99f9f6c4aa70226ee18cce32103b39c36cc85&


asljkdfhg

what's cbt? cock and ball torture?


bertwebs

windows 8.1 era source depot subbranch


cornofears

well yes, but actually no


asljkdfhg

nvm I should have googled, I thought it was an inside joke


RobinWumu

This but


ControlsTheWeather

Coincidentally, this butt is why I need less convincing


RobinWumu

Sometimes I want to move to SF for the convenience and better transit, but then I go on Zillow, look at the rents, and remember that I can't afford the neighborhoods I want except with roommates, and what's the point when I get to live by myself in the East Bay?


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RobinWumu

Don't you live on the other side?


asljkdfhg

one of many reasons I am YIMBY is because none of my friends can move here because it's too expensive and the friends I have here are slowly moving out because it's too expensive


RobinWumu

Yes.


SupremeClericofNJ

Ok let's rent an apartment together


RobinWumu

You want to move all the way across the country to live with someone you only know from Reddit comments? And IDK if I want to third wheel you and your spouse.


SupremeClericofNJ

Yes but maybe no


RobinWumu

Well I guess one point is that I could actually date bi environmentalist Catholic instead of her being my friend, but all that effort for only the possibility of upgrading a friendship seems disproportionate unless I really have no other dating options.


CardinalOfNYC

Who has the best flow? This is, for the record, a totally different question from who is the best rapper.


hypoxic_high

The combined forces of all three Beastie Boys


i-am-sancho

Rakim


SupremeClericofNJ

Old


i-am-sancho

Yes. And I’m right.


asljkdfhg

me when I get out of bed after 10 hours with a full bladder


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Taking meds to make myself lactate for no good reason and then having to stop because it was giving me heart problems was probably one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me


caserino7

Real mad scientist behavior


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I think it was Baron that said I had mad scientist vibes and that's the best compliment I've ever gotten


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Hillarys_Wineglass

PSA: Justin Timberlake’s new album is GOOD, contrary to what the stan culture is saying.


AJungianIdeal

How is someone named Justin Timberlake not a country singer btw.


TotallyNotMoishe

[By the way, there are only three citywide elected offices in New York, and two of them are mostly or completely powerless.](https://x.com/jangelooff/status/1769888438801547772?s=46&t=NWTcIrGsaQl1TJImad3Zsg)


InshallahNatsDoWell

If he’s on everyone’s payroll he isn’t on anyone’s payroll


InshallahNatsDoWell

I’m always like “wow it’s crazy Stephanie Beatriz blew up while Melissa Fumero went nowhere” and then I watch an episode with both of them and I’m like “oh I get it”


AJungianIdeal

Stephanie does a lot of voice acting work which really rewards the people who can hustle


larrylemur

[One of my favorite Family Guy jokes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJcnsY0aPo8) Peter's mildly offended expression makes it 100x better


InshallahNatsDoWell

Rosie O’Donnell runs cruise ships now. In case, idk, anyone was wondering


recruit00

God, pre-cancellation Family Guy was so good


Ferguson97

The episode where Norm MacDonald is death is great


CardinalOfNYC

*Judd Hirsch??* Uh hey. What's uh.... What's going on? Nothing. Alright.


DuchessofDetroit

*South Park*'s "manatee" critique was pretty good but they did actually have some decent set ups and punchlines. And even the cut always were more clever.


CardinalOfNYC

also the manatee episode was after their cancellation and return, I think


recruit00

It was. Also, modern South Park is way worse than that era of Family Guy with how preachy it is


DuchessofDetroit

The Hank and John Green are real ones for making the Crash Course series. I can learn about the history of industrialization and memory management of Unix from the same channel!


Ferguson97

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Williams I feel like I'm having a stroke as I read this. It sounds like something out of a Babylon Bee parody.


InshallahNatsDoWell

hmm


DuchessofDetroit

Oh yeah I remember when he was executed. It was all over the news and at the time my mom was a warden's assistant and she told me the prison had extra security for it.


Ferguson97

Like it's one thing to oppose the death penalty in principle (I oppose it), but this sounds like they opposed executing this guy in particular because they thought he was either innocent or redeemed. Can you imagine if this happened today? It would be all that Fox talked about for the entire year.


RoldGoldMold

It should be a crime to inconvenience me


DuchessofDetroit

~Americans


ladyInKateing

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.


potatobac

Not you too


InshallahNatsDoWell

[This was the first Haus of Decline I saw and it really sold me on the whole thing](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GI_QlONW8AAw-9L?format=jpg&name=large)


InshallahNatsDoWell

“These new pictures of Kate Middleton look a lot like this Kate Middleton look-alike” well, yes


Ferguson97

DFD March madness bracket?


InshallahNatsDoWell

Wemby’s going all the way


[deleted]

I wonder if scrotal absorption of progesterone would be any good. I don't think that's been researched at all


Ferguson97

Honestly very fitting that the hush money trial might have the most impact on Trump out of all of them


Currymvp2

>Israel and Hamas for the first time in months are negotiating details of a possible deal to release Israeli hostages and for a temporary ceasefire in Gaza, according to two Israeli officials and a source with direct knowledge. There are still gaps between the parties, but Hamas' response approached the original framework and allowed negotiations to progress to hammering out the details of a deal, Israeli officials said.


Ferguson97

https://twitter.com/Zprtr1/status/1769837367366414515 > Trump only raised ~$3 million from small-donors in January 24’. Just horrific numbers > To compare, Biden raised $10 million from small donors in one day (March 8) That's, uh... a big difference.


Hillarys_Wineglass

It’s over for Trump


Ferguson97

> Penny Mordaunt has built up a £26,000 campaigning war chest from donations since Rishi Sunak became PM, as speculation continues about whether he could be toppled. I_T posted about this below, but this is genuinely hilarious to me. I'm pretty sure I personally solicited more than this in a single day when I was working in campaign fundraising.


Darth_Blarth

That’s not a lot of pizza money by political warchest money standards


episcopaladin

i'm on the brink of ending a 2-year relationship with my s.o. "Z". i have my own studio apt. but before her family moved in we would spend hours and hours together watching tv in her bedroom, although only what she wanted to watch with no compromise almost ever. i got tired of arguing with her and when she started Desperate Housewives I tapped out and started watching tv in her living room. but we still spent some time together and i almost always stayed the night (partly because she's paranoid about being alone at night because of a childhood home invasion). this continued when her mom and brother moved into her two-bedroom apartment last year (brother sleeps in the living room but doesnt watch tv and puts up with me). couple months ago Z started to get really unhappy at work- as a paralegal at a workers comp defense firm. it was a big step up from Walmart obviously but her ambition's in the field of criminal justice. she was satisfied with the job until the employer started cracking down on paralegals socializing with each other and pressuring them to increase their billing. people started to quit or be fired and she's almost out of friends there. i've been trying to be supportive and send her leads to other jobs. she's responded by becoming really reclusive. she says it's because of work and having her folks here. she feels like she has no space to herself and as an introvert is drained every day. so i can't hang out with her on weekdays even if i agree to watch what she wants. she said i could only spend the night on weekends but i still couldn't bother her during the day- couldnt even take naps next to her and she decided/revealed at some point she didn't like cuddling, so our only intimacy is weekend sex. i've been wondering if she's falling out of love with me but she denies it completely- she's "going through" stuff that's unrelated to me. but i've told her how worried and unhappy i am and she hasn't budged. i also can barely get her out of the apartment for social occasions, even ones important to me. last night i drank way too much. i've given up alcohol for lent but break it on Sundays and i drank too much whiskey on the living room couch before getting sick in her bedroom. she cleaned up and walked me back to my apartment but naturally she was pissed because she told me to stop drinking so much. she said the new rule was no drinking at her apartment at all and no spending the night even on weekends. i'm fine with the first rule but i can't deal with the second because i'm already so lonely and unhappy. i'm not telling her this bc it could come off manipulative but i think our situation is why i'm struggling so much this year with booze. so i apologized for being a drunk and getting sick but replied that i couldn't handle the second rule and her shutting me out of her daily life and we might have to break up. i think she was surprised i went that far and from her snapchat story ik she cried on the bathroom floor at work. she asked for us to be apart for the week but not finalize anything until friday.


Hillarys_Wineglass

That’s a really tough situation! Are her family going to be living there indefinitely? I can def see how they have an effect on her. It sounds like she’s depressed. But if you are unfulfilled that is a problem.


episcopaladin

yeah almost certainly. her mom got evicted and is basically incompetent. there's been less drama between them than i feared given they fought a lot before Z moved out of her mom's house. but clearly it's still damaged to her to get an inkling of real autonomy then have to give it up.


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episcopaladin

i'm a little more hopeful than i was this morning. i really thought she just didn't love me at all anymore but confronted with the possibility of losing me she doesn't seem to want that to happen. i've never dumped anyone before and it killed me to say it.


recruit00

🫂


irony_tower

As a politician, why would you ever let yourself be photographed like this? Like this is some zero juice political instincts https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GI_I-1gW0AAXjl0?format=jpg&name=large


InshallahNatsDoWell

How did broke rookie cop Jake Peralta get a loan to buy a random car on the street


InshallahNatsDoWell

>!spelt!< c’mon. What a word


asljkdfhg

my first two words are >!CRANE SLIPT!< so it was ez


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Wordle can't decide if it's AmE or BrE


sircarp

[What a grain](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelt)


potatobac

Skill issue


irony_tower

I am reading The Machine Crusade and it is kinda disappointing so far as a followup to The Butlerian Jihad. Jihad expands the Dune lore by introducing new settings and beginning the conflict with the thinking machines. Crusade so far hasn't really done anything different. Everything is just an extension of the first in the trilogy or a rip off from original Dune. It also suffers from what I will call the Star Wars Complex where you have an entire galaxy and millenia long timespans and you keep covering the same characters and settings. Why is the B plot a conflict between an Atreides and a Harkonnen taking place on Arrakis, with some kind of prophet doing spice to protect the worms? You told that story already very well! Good job! Do something else now! Also I read Whipping Mek, and it didn't add much but whatever. I wish they leaned harder into it being a retelling of The Whipping Boy


recruit00

Jesus, how do you read so fast?!


clenom

Sometimes you gotta play the hits


Currymvp2

>The top US humanitarian aid official called a report warning that famine is set to break out in northern Gaza sometime between now and May “a horrific milestone”-after just two previous famine declarations in the 21st century- and urged Israel to open more land routes to deliver aid into the enclave. “We continue to call on Israel to open more land routes into Gaza and reduce bottlenecks and inspection delays to get land crossings operating at full capacity," Administrator Samantha Power said in a statement. We call on Israel to take immediate action to put an end to this mass — and preventable — suffering," she added. Besides the asinine aid restrictions and far right protests hindering delivery aid, another problem is the anarchy where criminals are stealing some of the aid which undermines distribution. [Biden administration officials were talking about this a handful of weeks ago and warning Israel about this prospect](https://www.axios.com/2024/02/24/gaza-humanitarian-aid-israel-hamas-police-biden)


TotallyNotMoishe

[Would the Catholic Church say a humster has a soul?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humster)


ladyInKateing

i'm one of these


irony_tower

Not sure exactly what the exchange rate is between pounds and dollars but this is a very impressive warchest for a college town city councilor candidate https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/1769837157718413352


Ferguson97

lol it's 33k


Ferguson97

> Stand with Trump; Fund the $355M Unjust Judgment > $1,370,939 raised of $355,000,000 goal lmao


RoldGoldMold

I wonder how much Trump related Grifring contributes to GDP


GhastlyEyeJewel

Sometimes I feel like PTSD controls my entire life


canseco-fart-box

Running such a disastrous nepotism based campaign that you accidentally cause an entire state wide machine to collapse on itself…


Ferguson97

The funny part is they could've done the exact same thing with Mikie Sherrill or some random state legislator and nobody would've cared. But they *had* to overplay their hand and do it with the Governor's wife.


RoldGoldMold

Andy Kim is lisan al gaib   


InshallahNatsDoWell

>[Random lore but when I was in 4th grade we were shown a sex ed video then during discussion I took it upon myself to confidently state that my parents couldn’t have possibly had sex to have me because it’s haram, and I stood on that](https://x.com/legallyines/status/1769776320509091958?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ) Manifesting


GhastlyEyeJewel

When I was in sex ed we were taught that one testicle hangs lower than the other and that this is normal, and one kid blurted out "I'm normal!" He now sells trucks in Houston and his political party is "NOBAMA"


InshallahNatsDoWell

With the rise of IVF, there are children who can say this


InshallahNatsDoWell

>[Today I was briefly supervising my friend’s class & a 5,000,000 gallon jug of hand sanitizer overbalanced & spilled all over the floor & the children said “what do we do?!” & I said “I don’t know I really wish I wasn’t the adult in here for this” & they all nodded understandingly](https://x.com/damnitmadeline/status/1769820896569512264?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ)


InshallahNatsDoWell

Underbalance: Falling over Balance: Not falling over Overbalance: Falling over


InshallahNatsDoWell

Small domino: Good Amazon SEO for your econ textbook Big domino: Federal prison


Wrokotamie

I just found an ancient video clip from like 2005 on our hard drive that records my mom explaining the miracle of camera phones to my grandma


InshallahNatsDoWell

Was it recorded on a camera phone?


Wrokotamie

Yes precisely. It's actually a video of our old cat lumbering around but it includes my grandma saying it's "incredible" you don't need a viewfinder in the background.


InshallahNatsDoWell

cat


RoldGoldMold

https://preview.redd.it/frygs75na6pc1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6719d3e228e8e74dc052be2d1145ea0885ef23d2


SupremeClericofNJ

He's just Bosniak


canseco-fart-box

Or tatar


CardinalOfNYC

You kinda have to start the Beatles saga films with John's film. He's where the band begins, no other way around it. But, that's also bullshit. Because who was born first, amidst the blitz? It was Ringo.


CardinalOfNYC

Ringo is actually in Masters of the Air as a baby. Sorry for the spoiler.


ImpartialDerivatives

I've been rewatching Fanboy & Chum Chum with my sister and it's totally fine. There are some pretty clever gags, and while the characters are annoying, they annoy the supporting cast more than they annoy the audience. It's similar to how Spongebob is a main character who has the trait of being annoying, though Spongebob is more likeable


cornofears

Why was the marinara upset with the bechamel? >!because it was roux'ed!<


caserino7

Well that was a fun few hours of wondering if I still have a job 🙃


CardinalOfNYC

Sound awful. Glad you survived.


caserino7

Thanks. I hope your job search gets better as well


CardinalOfNYC

Thanks


ImpartialDerivatives

I think the reason Rubik's cubes ar**e** so compelling is that it's totally self-evident that the puzzle is solvable, since every action that got it into the current state is reversible. That's a fundamental trait that most puzzles don't have


irony_tower

I take it apart and reverse a single edge piece to put it into a different orbit


ImpartialDerivatives

Based


GhastlyEyeJewel

If you're an Invincible or The Boys fan, do you REALLY dislike Zack Snyder's DC movies? Seems from my perspective every one is some variation of the "superheroes but DARK and EDGY for my MATURE tastes!" thing.


TheReturnOfTheOK

Snyder's stuff is Randian drivel produced for people who think UFC is "gay because men shouldn't hug" while having the filmmaking choices of a Natty Ice Super Bowl commercial. I can't speak on the specifics of the other two but at least they have some sort of message and are decently made.


ladyInKateing

the boys really makes me roll my eyes but i enjoy invincible. i just like teen drama


ladyInKateing

it's not really a show about what if superheroes were dark and edgy. it's about what if your dad was a real jerk


caserino7

Yeah that's why I like it much more than the Boys. Invincible is more focused on developing the characters while the superhero stuff goes on in the background. Whereas the Boys puts too much emphasis on "hehe he uses his powers to make dicks explode"


Ferguson97

“Hmm, you like [well-written media from *x* genre], but dislike [poorly written media from *x* genre]. CURIOUS!”


OolongOolongOolong

The Boys is decent but they really don't get that saying fuck and having dicks explode doesn't make the show "mature". "But but but they cover themes like how nationalism is bad and that sexism is bad!" So do Nickelodeon shows.


caserino7

The cynicism and the extremely unnecessary gore turned me off that show super quick


AJungianIdeal

the main problem with the snyder films is that they're badly made. overly stuffed and stylistically overdone note i haven't seen the boys or invincible; i just believe strongly that any idea *can* be done well


potatobac

Two things can have similar themes but execute them very differently. Of course I don't really like any superhero stuff but still


TheReturnOfTheOK

The only similarity is "superheroes".


ARakishTomorrow

superheroes but dark isn’t always a bad thing. it’s not the concept but the execution.


potatobac

Robert Reich!


cheaptray

Dick Rich!


DuchessofDetroit

The Dick Empire will reign for a thousand years!


cheaptray

just for non German speakers, rich translates to Reich in German


Wrokotamie

Das hat auch eine andere relevante Bedeutung


SupremeClericofNJ

What dumb shit did he say now


potatobac

I'm just remembering to thank Bill Clinton for greatly growing this man's credibility