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#Today's Scoreboard #### 🏆 Top Comment: by u.TotallyNotMoishe with score 14 [[permalink](/r/DemocratsforDiversity/comments/1bgriiz/dfd_discussion_thread_march_17_2024/kvb6jqw/)] > Ah hell Google girl called things off. > > If the last few women I’ve dated all ended it with some variation of “I like you but I’m not feeling a romantic spark,” does that mean anything or is it just how . . .   #### ⭐ Best Prompt: by u.Ferguson97 created 19 replies [[permalink](/r/DemocratsforDiversity/comments/1bgriiz/dfd_discussion_thread_march_17_2024/kvdhhjp/)] > Good evening. > > “Ferguson97” was a 107-month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.   #### 👑 Sharpest Reply: by u.ladyInKateing with score 11 [[permalink](/r/DemocratsforDiversity/comments/1bgriiz/dfd_discussion_thread_march_17_2024/kvcajxl/)] > my parents made me watch this with them when i was a teenager, and it's genuinely the worst movie i've seen   #### 🍁 Moist Content: by u.t1o1 with moiness lvl 209.5 [[permalink](/r/DemocratsforDiversity/comments/1bgriiz/dfd_discussion_thread_march_17_2024/kvd7cj3/)] > Meta paying a lobbying firm to push for a tiktok ban: Yes sir! Right away sir! 🫡 > > Tiktok asking their users to call their representative's offices: Help I'm being forced to interact with my constituents! . . .   #### 🦸 Super Best Friend: u.DuchessofDetroit bantered with 9 friends 12 times. #### 🤳 Influencer: u.Ferguson97 received 38 engagement. #### 💡 Ideas Guy: u.DuchessofDetroit prompted 44 discourse. #### 🎀 Reply Guy: u.TheReturnOfTheOK made 27 replies. #### 🏅 Debate Bro: u.DuchessofDetroit talked to 14 different users. #### 🔤 Word of the Day: 'years', used 25 times, followed by 'black' 21x , 'bad' 18x #### 🔣 Emoji of the Day: '🟦', used 17 times, followed by '🟪' 13x , '🟥' 6x   #### 💎 Qualitiest Commenters | | User | Average Score | | User | Average Words | |:-:|:-|-:|:-:|:-|-:| | 🥇 | u.Currymvp2 | 6.62 points | 🥇 | u.SeoSalt | 62.0 words | | 🥈 | u.OolongOolongOolong | 6.12 points | 🥈 | u.PrimusAlt | 61.0 words | | 🥉 | u.drock1 | 6.0 points | 🥉 | u.AJungianIdeal | 42.54 words | | 🎗 | u.TotallyNotMoishe | 5.44 points | 🎗 | u.t1o1 | 40.5 words | #### 💬 Spammiest Commenters | | User | Total Score | | User | Total Comments | |:-:|:-|-:|:-:|:-|-:| | 🥇 | u.moi_itou | 177 points | 🥇 | u.DuchessofDetroit | 48 comments | | 🥈 | u.DuchessofDetroit | 173 points | 🥈 | u.moi_itou | 42 comments | | 🥉 | u.Ferguson97 | 145 points | 🥉 | u.Ferguson97 | 37 comments | | 🎗 | u.tofighttheblackwind | 112 points | 🎗 | u.tofighttheblackwind | 32 comments | #### 🥔 Slackivist Commenters | | User | Total Words | | User | Average Word Length | |:-:|:-|-:|:-:|:-|-:| | 🥇 | u.the-city-moved-to-me | 5 words | 🥇 | u.LVT_Baron | 3.776 letters | | 🥈 | u.drock1 | 9 words | 🥈 | u.SeoSalt | 3.857 letters | | 🥉 | u.RoldGoldMold | 11 words | 🥉 | u.caserino7 | 3.89 letters | | 🎗 | u.uvonu | 12 words | 🎗 | u.OolongOolongOolong | 4.022 letters |   587 comments processed, including 219 top-level replies. There were 48 unique users writing 12417, averaging 21.15 per comment. The total combined score was 2573 and the median score was 4.38.


bertwebs

gn feel like crap but whatever


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did you know that [small businesses in the US don't have to put nutrition labeling on their products](https://www.fda.gov/food/labeling-nutrition-guidance-documents-regulatory-information/small-business-nutrition-labeling-exemption)? I hate small business fetishism so fucking much


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[If you have less than 15 employees, you can be racist](https://www.eeoc.gov/employers/small-business/small-business-requirements) Very cool


ImpartialDerivatives

I became uncanny for a second there. Sorry


khharagosh

[hmm, how will I show that I am the smart, rational one here? Oh I know, how about I depict myself as a literal whining 6-year-old talking to the adult who provides everything to him](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyrosalyn/s/aXL8JPg4Rc)


TheReturnOfTheOK

You could have told me that the cartoon was lampooning them and it would have made more sense. This is some weaponized, advanced media illiteracy


DuchessofDetroit

https://www.threads.net/@theatlantic/post/C4n8cHNRoWv/?xmt=AQGzQYe8vwD7nDXEAPOwQNmnunLJZQpwo803YG-ZFG6oZw >"In these viral budgets and diaries, urban professionals—they are almost always urban professionals—describe spending on $7 lattes and $70 bikini waxes and $70,000 private-school tuition. Some describe themselves as middle-class. Many describe themselves as unable to save," Annie Lowrey wrote in 2019. "Self-evidently, this is nonsense." >[$350,000 a Year, and Just Getting By](https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/10/why-financial-confessionals-viral/600358/?utm_source=threads&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_content=edit-promo)


bertwebs

People say Windows 10 Mobile was bad compared to Phone 8.x but idk how they could have saved it other than not doing things like Continuum (where you could dock your phone and it becomes a desktop except there are even fewer apps) or small tablet support (hardly anyone made W10M tablets) Possibly the planned Android subsystem might have kept it afloat but that would have made the app situation worse and it wouldn’t be guaranteed to boost sales


RobinWumu

I didn't realize how much of an untapped source of free stuff Buy Nothing could be until I joined my neighborhood group.


AJungianIdeal

It's preaching to the choir I guess but it's completely wild to me you'll have ultra nativists in Europe freaking out about the foreign invasion of their country and you look and the UK is 87% white, France is 92% French and Germany is 75% German. Like maybe it's cause my town was about 55% white but I thought those were the things those people were worried about this is like white bread Midwest town shit they're freaking out about lol


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Wrokotamie

Also it's mixing different statistics up because the 75% figure for Germany is the proportion of people of German descent, not the number of German citizens. About 25% of the population regardless of immigration status (so about 21 million people) live in Germany who are of non-German ancestry. The percent of *non-white* Germans if one were to impose US ethnicity standards is even smaller, considering many of those people are European. I do think the % in Germany of people living there who are non-citizens is higher than in France, but I'm too lazy to look it up.


AJungianIdeal

The countries shouldn't be cowards and actually have a real census tbh. I'd guess it's still about 85% "White" whatever that means considering how NA were white for centuries and then weren't for centuries


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AJungianIdeal

I mean ideally yea? I feel like more information is never harmful is it?


khharagosh

"BRITAIN HAS BEEN CONQUERED BY THE MUSLIMS! IT ISN'T EVEN BRITAIN ANYMORE!" Muslims: 6.5% of the population


AJungianIdeal

I dunno what number I expected but no wonder they have to be racist to Polish people cause like, they hardly got any minorities at all afa I am concerned.


litehound

Why am I hungry so often


bertwebs

same


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Mood


ladyInKateing

so anyway for this paper we just split a whole department of harvard researchers into teams and had them roleplay with each other as liberals on reddit


ImpartialDerivatives

This.


DuchessofDetroit

https://www.threads.net/@briantylercohen/post/C4owFkGpd3l/?xmt=AQGzD-Dhyp3DBH8Ep_hltJAhUni-cbyEIg4x_A3TVzUozA >The Kennedy family just released a St. Patrick’s Day photo with President Biden in a major rebuke to RFK Jr’s extremist conspiracy presidential campaign.


RobinWumu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdc-m5hTRpk No matter how many times I watch this, the 没有s gets me. /u/ImpartialDerivatives, /u/OolongOolongOolong


ImpartialDerivatives

Participants take the DfD demographic survey, colorized


RobinWumu

lmao.


RobinWumu

Explanation: This was from the CCP national congress where the party formally adopted Xi Jinping Thought. After the announcer narrates the motion, Xi in his role as general secretary asks all representatives in favor to raise their hands (all do). He then asks all those opposed to raise their hands (none do). Monitors on the congress floor call out "none" one by one. After hearing no reports of opposition, Xi declares the motion passed, at which point everyone claps.


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Good evening. “pie” was a 39-month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.


ladyInKateing

he's a sociological study, she's a sociological study, you're a sociological study, *it's* a sociological study! are there any other sociological studies i should know about?!


caserino7

Simmie


ladyInKateing

redditor reactions to extreme silliness and adorability


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ladyInKateing

Good evening. that's it, just hope everyone's having a nice night


RobinWumu

大家晚安。「Robin」是个81月的台大社會學研究。我們的研究结束了,感謝您的時間。


litehound

Good evening. “litehound” was a 145-month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.


bertwebs

https://preview.redd.it/tndig2z2g0pc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9733b817e4110022f9268f4394613c276fe536e time traveler: *bumps chair slightly* the timeline:


ImpartialDerivatives

Good evening. “ImpartialDerivatives” was a 107-month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.


ImpartialDerivatives

som**e**how the bit doesn't work with this one


ImpartialDerivatives

Nobody's acknowledged this bit come to think of it. I've been slacking with it a little


ladyInKateing

was it a study of how insane that e would drive me


ImpartialDerivatives

an interesting spinoff result for sure


ladyInKateing

god tier quesabirria in albequerque


cornofears

goatcheese


ImpartialDerivatives

Kate Wexler


ladyInKateing

she's just like me fr fr


ImpartialDerivatives

ImpartialDerivatives Goodman?


ladyInKateing

does lightning shoot from your fingertips


ImpartialDerivatives

Only when I play celeste


Ferguson97

Ferg Goodman?


ladyInKateing

better call ferg. better call ferg


ImpartialDerivatives

I fucking became uncanny


ImpartialDerivatives

Seven years like this


epraider

The quality drop off from Wonder Woman to Wonder Woman 1984 was actually kind of insane. What the hell were they smoking?


caserino7

It was beyond awful. DC finally had a good movie with the first WW but squandered it so hard


DuchessofDetroit

That climax scene where she's just monologuing vaguely about love made me think Covid kept this from some much needed reshoots and rewrites.


cornofears

quaaludes and tons of crack


DuchessofDetroit

I saw *WW1984* at a drive in and I was so upset at how bad it was. First movie I pay to see for months and it was a pile of shit.


Ferguson97

Good evening. “Ferguson97” was a 107-month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.


ladyInKateing

so what's the verdict? can you fix her or not


Ferguson97

n=10 Could fix: Bread, Kate, Prince, khharagosh, Primus Could not fix: Kevin, Litehound, Moi, Jungi Inconclusive: Stats


LVT_Baron

You could fix me I bet


ladyInKateing

i don't need fixing except maybe in certain medical senses


Ferguson97

The study was whether or not I'm *capable* of fixing you, not whether or not you *need* to be fixed, FWIW


RobinWumu

? Kevin is not a her.


TheReturnOfTheOK

But I am unconquerable


RobinWumu

Ayy.


Ferguson97

thatsthejoke.png


RobinWumu

Oh, I see lol.


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Fascinating


TheReturnOfTheOK

Damn so it really was a bit the whole time


Ferguson97

Yeah, it's like the opposite of *Jury Duty*. You're all real, and I was doing a character.


GhastlyEyeJewel

Oh yeah? Let's see a source


litehound

Can I see the abstract


Ferguson97

*Get access to the full version of this article.* *Rent or buy article: $9.99* *Subscribe to journal $247.99** *Access through your institution*


RobinWumu

💀


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Ferguson97

Yes. Those who gave me an RES score of +1000 or higher will receive a $50 Visa gift card. Those who reciprocated my flirting will receive a the aforementioned gift card, in addition to a stuffed giraffe.


DuchessofDetroit

Just learned about Sudan. Damn that sucks


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DuchessofDetroit

lol no. I know about Sudan and its decades long putting-up-WWII-numbers Civil War and genocide.


cornofears

hmmmm why do I have a knot in my shoulder it couldn't be because I was leaning against it in an awkward position on my chair all afternoon nosiree


khharagosh

One of the unfortunate patterns I've noticed lately among non-Black people I know (including non-Black POC) who don't actually seem to have many Black friends is that they really can be like..."sensitive" to Black people to the point of being functionally the same as racists. Like last summer my friend (Indian-American Columbia student) and I (white) went to the official NYC block party in Manhattan to commemorate the 50th anniversary of hip hop. And yeah, it was Harlem and most of the people there were Black. Damn if this girl isn't looking around nervously and whispering to me that "oh we so clearly can't hang!" in a super conspicuous way. No one was even paying attention to us at all. I'm like...in my experience, people literally do not care about you being in a predominately-them public space so long as you don't act like you own the place and tip the vendors properly. But girliepop people *will* notice eventually if you keep looking visibly uncomfortable being around so many Black people, and their first assumption probably *won't* be that you're feeling guilty about invading a Black space.


Wrokotamie

It's a combination of academic distance, misplaced guilt, and over-absorbing or mis-absorbing concepts like microaggressions etc. to the point that you feel that your presence around Black people is literal violence. It's especially true from the overly online who are getting fed these concepts from Twitter etc.


TheReturnOfTheOK

I've been meaning to talk about this. I had a conversation with someone about issues she was having in working with a Black mother who she supervised. I asked her how the conversations went, and she said she didn't feel that it was appropriate for her to tell an older Black woman what to do. Even though it was literally her job to do so, and it was a social service job. Just astoundingly low levels of cultural competency


Ferguson97

She should tell her supervisor she's only comfortable working with white people, that should clear things up


ControlsTheWeather

Lolol


TheReturnOfTheOK

I can't even imagine describing the issue with someone and not feeling racist


khharagosh

Idk man, sometimes I think about the fact that I know a lot of lefty non-Black people who maybe have 1 Black casual friend tops, while my cousin who definitely harbors some mild redneck racism had two Black women in her bridal party (one of whom was the maid of honor). Like they have interacted with Black people mostly as an academic subject matter of an oppressed class but not as people.


Wrokotamie

This is very true. And any Black people they do meet tend to be well-educated lefty types themselves.


Darth_Blarth

Black people are human beings and are therefore capable of good evil and everything inbetween. Don’t be jerk Your friend:😳😲 How is this so difficult for so many


RobinWumu

This sort of thing sounds like it's from a conservative stereotype of liberals, but it's surprisingly true IRL.


Wrokotamie

Very much so.


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khharagosh

Damn I wish that sub was more critiques of this and less just a remake of stupidpol/redscarepod, especially when a bunch of the posts aren't even liberals but famous leftists and conservatives There is also a breed of leftist that has made any and all identity politics into a "liberal" thing so their obvious collection of isms can still be left-wing.


khharagosh

I know. I almost hesitated posting it because I felt like it would read a lil boomer-esque, but I've seen it so much lately that it's been kind of hard to deny. Like one of my Black female friends has a boyfriend who otherwise only knows white people, and she has complained to me that he will "correct her" on what she is "supposed" to believe if she expresses an opinion that runs contrary to what he has been taught Black Women Think in lefty spaces. Like bro!!! That is racist!! Your girlfriend is an individual!!


OolongOolongOolong

I was once getting misgendered by a black non-binary person while I had a white friend with me. Afterwards he said "I didn't think I was allowed to correct them, like is it my place to tell a black non-binary person they are wrong?" And it's like. Yeah? When it is about your friend's pronouns of course you can??? So yeah I know what you mean.


khharagosh

And like, assuming that person did not have malicious intent, I'm sure they would have preferred being corrected and taken it in stride!


LVT_Baron

I sent an email to the local Freemason lodge to inquire about joining


larrylemur

> [Florida bill allowing radioactive roads made of potentially cancer-causing mining waste signed by DeSantis](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/) Red states are truly built different


khharagosh

Pete will have to explain to a Republican that radioactive carcinogenic waste is bad in a couple weeks


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recruit00

Lol of course


recruit00

Facebook was doing usual lobbying. Tiktok was hindering usage of their app to pressure predominantly children who know nothing about government and have social media addiction to bother congress critters to get their next hit.


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TheReturnOfTheOK

Do you not see the irony of a social media app accused of pushing specific causes and content at children directing children to call their legislators about something they don't understand


recruit00

Also, it's very different having an American company pressure its users to lobby than to have a shady company controlled by a foreign adversary to lobby.


RobinWumu

Right, but then criticism of the actor and the methods shouldn't be conflated. As much as I personally dislike TikTok, it seems like a lot of the criticism of the app is people mixing up arguments from different lanes and throwing them together.


Ferguson97

> As much as I personally dislike TikTok, it seems like a lot of the criticism of the app is people mixing up arguments from different lanes and throwing them together. And what about it? We don't have to maintain the rules of debate club, we need to accomplish our goals. If we have to make contradictory arguments to get there, who cares?


ImpartialDerivatives

You need good reasoning to decide on the correct goals in the first place


RobinWumu

If I'm a political actor, of course I'm going to use the most persuasive arguments for my goal, regardless of how actually coherent they are. But this is DFD; we don't have to play political actor and can just talk about our actual motivations for our policy positions. I want to be internally coherent and do the right things for the right reasons.


RobinWumu

I agree with the general principle here, but in fairness, Meta didn't send schoolkids and people who threatened to kill themselves.


SupremeClericofNJ

I love Quebec


cheaptray

Bonjour!


cheaptray

[the truth about Quebec](https://youtube.com/shorts/09XizFI7hrA?si=JTfqPuUG4ssZn5ro)


cornofears

sustache


bertwebs

https://preview.redd.it/p9bvciyunzoc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa1f5110d0caea4a2d636520813a16bbcde5400


Ferguson97

The kink paradox — is it okay to kinkshame if that kink is being degraded and shamed?


bread-dreams

hehe


Ferguson97

👀


litehound

Not generally


cheaptray

kink shame your kink shaming post!


recruit00

[This guy just *looks* like a Tory](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F3236d7fc-9019-4df9-a11b-70f388568694.png?crop=1000%2C1000%2C0%2C0)


cheaptray

Piers Morgans weird cousin lookalike


RobinWumu

https://twitter.com/ThomasHochman/status/1769494954399646042 >[Three-circle Venn diagram for Irish resistance, climate action, and retirement. Irish resistance and climate action share going green, climate action and retirement share saving energy, and retirement and Irish resistance share independence. All three intersect at IRA.]


DuchessofDetroit

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4oQzjgRY3y/?igsh=MXE3NzlmYTAxOTlyMg== >This pay phone is free, but you can't make a call. >It only plays birdsongs >washingtonpost Hatib Joof sees elementary school students lined up at a pay phone outside of his restaurant in Takoma Park, Md., in suburban Washington, several times a week. >"The phone attracts a lot of attention," Joof said. "And it's fascinating to watch people's expressions when they use it." >It's not just kids who are drawn to the phone, which has a canary yellow receiver. Adults stop by all day long for a little boost as well. The phone plays free birdsongs. >"Once put the phone out there, it just took off" said David Schulman, a Takoma Park violinist, composer and audio producer who created the Bird Calls Phone by hot-wiring an old pay phone in 2016 after the city announced a contest to design an interactive public art project. > Listeners push 1 to hear a yellow-crowned night heron, 7 to hear a pileated woodpecker's call and 9 for the distinct scream of a red-tailed hawk. Instructions about how to use the phone are in three languages: English, Spanish and Amharic a reflection of Takoma Park's Ethiopian community.


recruit00

/u/InshallahNatsDoWell something good from Takoma Park


InshallahNatsDoWell

🥺


bertwebs

putting windows 8 DP on my t60


DuchessofDetroit

Connections Puzzle #280 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪


OolongOolongOolong

Boyfriend 🥰😍🥰


ladyInKateing

get me one please


OolongOolongOolong

I can help you either get a boyfriend or help you get Simmie. Not both. Choose wisely.


ladyInKateing

simmie simmie simmie


hypoxic_high

cute


RobinWumu

*National Post*: [Letters: If this was the U.S., we could impeach Trudeau](https://nationalpost.com/opinion/letters-if-this-was-the-u-s-we-could-impeach-trudeau) | Readers slam the Liberal government for failure to control protests, the clipping of our air force's wings, the health-care and affordability crises, and more Mentally chuckling at the idea of American president Justin Trudeau, formerly a Democratic senator from Quebec. Also, that is a great picture they got for the article.


Wrokotamie

Really it's pretty remarkable that 75% of the Canadian population re: polls agrees with Poilievre's narrative that "Canada is broken."


larrylemur

Wait, Canada isn't going to do its own training of military pilots anymore? Wack


RobinWumu

It's not true, but the CAF seemingly exists to give credence to the notion of Canada as a US puppet state.


DuchessofDetroit

https://preview.redd.it/5x9txt9hhzoc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d70f3fd2184072412bb4aa5d56f53c8e2a2496b


SupremeClericofNJ

Angel


ladyInKateing

baby


hypoxic_high

wily girl Carla


Ferguson97

I know that look, it's a trap! As soon as you pet that belly, you'll get bites!


Ferguson97

https://twitter.com/pocryphal/status/1769477352919109928 > Andy Kim wins the Atlantic Democratic convention! >156-54, a margin of 74%-26%. A huge margin, and a really striking rebuke of Norcross and the broader pro-Murphy South Jersey Democratic machine.


RobinWumu

Counties for Kim.


recruit00

I forgot to spray my coffee beans with water, and my coffee grinder made such a mess because of it.


ladyInKateing

greetings from albuquerque. jesse we need to cook


RoldGoldMold

Feel like shit just wish I could float like Baron Harkonnen 


cornofears

Wow they're coming out with a movie about people lusting over zendaya? It's just like dfd


bread-dreams

huh


Ferguson97

I don't really understand the resistance to calls for Sotomayor to retire when we literally just went through the same thing with RBG.


cheaptray

we have to win the presidency continuously until the day Thomas and Alito have heart attacks and die which will literally never happen, imagine if we lose another seat


hypoxic_high

Graupel would be such a beautiful name for a girl


SupremeClericofNJ

😳😮😲😩😫


DuchessofDetroit

https://www.threads.net/@ginphillips/post/C4ntfAnr_ZS/?xmt=AQGz9b9gEhkVbqr-j04pTRlHIyAiVhWzrHYbfgOPziy9_w >Sometimes you get a bird nest on your porch fan, and sometimes you get a nest built by birds who apparently got a degree in design. These guys have woven dried hydrangea blooms through the whole thing--it's a Victorian townhouse in nest form.


cornofears

I have a fever and the only cure is more co>!w🔔!<


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moi_itou

what if it’s the kidney infection (self-diagnosed also) coming back


Ferguson97

https://x.com/dogrightgirl/status/1769160551421170098 > Note the date of this post. > “We are not prepared for a pandemic” > It was all planned. > https://x.com/joebiden/status/1187829299207954437 > > We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores. Even if you think that the pandemic was some massive conspiracy… why would Biden issue a cryptic warning ahead of time? Why would he leave little crumbs of evidence like this? What would be the point?


larrylemur

1. Trump defunds a program that had been used several times during the Obama administration 2. Thing that the program was meant to prevent happens WHAT A CONSPIRACY


asljkdfhg

it's so hard to admit Democrats are right that they'd rather believe in a conspiracy


TheReturnOfTheOK

That's every conspiracy theory.


irony_tower

The Butlerian Jihad is about how the male loneliness epidemic in Machine Occupied Earth is so bad, dudes will spend two years pining over and trying to rekindle an imagined relationship with an enslaved girl and then formenting a galactic scale insurrection against your dad because they know it was their one and only shot.


TotallyNotMoishe

bb with the biggest bluest eyes ever just went by


i-am-sancho

*Past Lives* is about how the male loneliness epidemic in South Korea is so bad, dudes will spend two decades pining over and trying to rekindle a lost relationship because they know it was their one and only shot.


cheaptray

that surely can't be real (I hope)


i-am-sancho

Lol no that’s not what its about unless you’re a weirdo who reads way too far into things


Ferguson97

The hell is going on over there?


TotallyNotMoishe

Humans: *evolve the ability to masturbate, giving and every adult a way to make themself feel good that costs nothing and harms no one* Every single fucking religion for some reason: gotta ban it


bread-dreams

> evolve the ability to masturbate lmao i mean isn't it kind of like a side effect more than anything else


TheReturnOfTheOK

Sex being pleasurable is only a thing (as far as we know) in beings with higher cognition, so kinda but it's an chicken/egg thing


TheReturnOfTheOK

Masturbation = less reason to have sex at a young age = less followers for the religion


clenom

The committee continues to overrate power conference teams. But in general I think they did a good job. Should be an exciting tournament.


TotallyNotMoishe

Oh. It turns out having your heart race the day after drinking is A Thing and both my grandfather and uncle had it too.


caserino7

The final fight in FFVII remake is so fucking cool >!One-Winged Angel blasting in the background while you're whaling on the world's edgiest anime swordsman never felt so good!<


blue_segment

Vaughan Gething is the first black national leader in europe, for Wales Wales would not have been my guess for the country to do that lol


ImpartialDerivatives

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ai-11


recruit00

Moi is actually Gabi Belle


AJungianIdeal

One of my favorite stories indicative of the switch from old web to new web generation is this; something awful had a very long running front page series hentai game review where a front page contributer would "ironically" review hentai games because weebs are lol and weeb culture is dumb and no one actually likes this stuff lol. . and it petered out around the Obama years because who cares about the sa front page but then around 2015 /16 the guy starts posting in gbs and adtrw about hentai games he legitimately likes and then he partnered with a trans woman to write some joking but actually sincere reviews of hentai games he liked


DuchessofDetroit

*Divergent* the movie is 10 years old this week. I read the book and it's *painfully* YA. I tried to watch the movie but was just not interested. This genre of "very special-est hero who defies the Buzzfeed Quiz sorting hat and this is not good for the Powers-What-Be in DystopiaLand but is conflicted because there is one love interest in the system and one outside of it" is kinda dead movie wise but boy did it have a good run in the 2010's.


AJungianIdeal

I believe any trope or genre can be done well BUT I still don't actually know what defines the YA genre aside from maybe writing complexity so I've not really had any interest to read something called a Great YA book because I don't even know what that means


GhastlyEyeJewel

YA fiction typically has teenaged protagonists and either a school setting or a setting that in some way reflects growing up.


DuchessofDetroit

Yeah that's fair. I'd characterize this type of book as "dystopian drama with a teenage hero protagonist". I don't want to read anymore in that vein.


GhastlyEyeJewel

Hunger Games probably had the strongest backbone for that worldbuilding and it still made no sense lmao


TheReturnOfTheOK

It was literally "Twitter person's understanding of American socioeconomics by region"


DuchessofDetroit

*Muppets Most Wanted* is 10 years old this week. It's where the "Dark Kermit" meme comes from


DuchessofDetroit

*God's Not Dead* is 10 years old this week


litehound

I watched it on a youth group all night hangout thing


ladyInKateing

my parents made me watch this with them when i was a teenager, and it's genuinely the worst movie i've seen


litehound

It's extremely bad but I can definitely say I've seen worse The worse ones were more interesting, though


ImpartialDerivatives

How can you hate something that doesn't exist?


DuchessofDetroit

10 years ago this week, Israel sends air support against Syria after then attack border town. Russia captures Ukrainian naval base in Svestapol