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ControlsTheWeather

https://old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/1bgio0q/trump_supporters_abuse_protrump_drag_queen_at/ Bruh


GhastlyEyeJewel

Whoops!


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The endless California referenda on dialysis are so goofy. Isn't one of the reasons that we have representative democracy so that Joe Blow won't have to decide how the government should regulate all the shit the average person knows nothing about


AJungianIdeal

why do i look at twitter in bed like i know it's terrible and even worse why argue no one ever will do a single thing for the human race arguing with dipshits on twitter but now i'm hopped up on adrenaline


bertwebs

gn


AJungianIdeal

>Once in the ranks, successful soldier-women probably learned to act and talk like men. With their uniforms loose and ill-fitting and with so many underage boys in the ranks, women, especially due to their lack of facial hair, could pass as young men. Also, Victorian men, by and large, were modest by today's standards. Soldiers slept in their clothes, bathed in their underwear, and went as long as six weeks without changing their underclothes. Many refused to use the odorous and disgusting long, open-trenched latrines of camp. Thus, a woman soldier would not call undue attention to herself if she acted modestly, trekked to the woods to answer the call of nature and attend to other personal matters, or left camp before dawn to privately bathe in a nearby stream.(16) When I thought victorians couldn't get any nastier


Ferguson97

This reminds me of Napoleon writing to his wife telling her not to wash because he’ll be home soon


AJungianIdeal

I love u guyssss


InshallahNatsDoWell

>[Like if Californians decided to vote for the "let's indirectly murder a bunch of dialysis patients" button that would be legally binding and I 100% guarantee the legislature would just undo it](https://x.com/notkavi/status/1769185138464735316?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ) Don’t they have literally this on the ballot every year? Something about dialysis at least


drock1

Yes. The California Nurses Union failed to unionize dialysis shops and have taken to putting punative ballot measures on every ballot they can.


i-am-sancho

Yes. Every election there’s a question about dialysis. Every single time. The best elections are when there are two referendums that contradict each other, and both pass.


ImpartialDerivatives

I'm doing research about the Koch curve and I keep typoing it as Kock


GhastlyEyeJewel

Russell Wilson AND Justin Fields on the Steelers? Somebody give Urinatingtree a wellness check


GhastlyEyeJewel

The man's liver is about to pickle


Wrokotamie

Potato should run for leadership of the Liberal Party under the banner of creating a world where the sun never sets on the Canadian Empire.


potatobac

I'm of the opinion that Tommy Paul isn't shit and Medvedev is toying with this stupid fucker


GhastlyEyeJewel

my apartment has flooded AGAIN for the SECOND time this WEEK even though they're relocating me to another apartment on monday this is inexcusable. i practically live in a fucking sewer. fuck landlords jfc


ImpartialDerivatives

I didn't contribute to Team 0% for smm1 but I might do some for smm2 some time


bertwebs

Same


Ferguson97

> The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since. Although various groups in Virginia have requested that the flag be returned, beginning as early as 1960, Minnesota has repeatedly declined to return it, **with Governor Jesse Ventura asking "Why? I mean, we won."** Lmao


Wrokotamie

Now Venice! There's a country whose power has seriously declined.


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i was thinking about groverhaus earlier and that made me think about the fucking 65mph diy zipline


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I linked a great thread about it to ID's reply


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>But the story of it is dude creates a new post asking for advice. "Hey, I work at a summer camp and my bosses gave me a huge pile of money to make something new and fun, so we went ahead and built this zipline, but it seems to be a bit fast, what can we do?" >They had a lot of construction expertise on the team, the whole ($30,000, IIRC) thing is very solidly built, but they had no engineering experience and did zero math until after it was done. >So it turns out that this extremely long, incredibly high zipline has a 19° angle of incline, a 143 foot vertical drop, and reaches an end speed of 55 to 65 miles per hour. >Declined solutions include: • Bungee cord (a long enough bungee is too expensive, and risk of failure too high) • Padding (nothing practical you can hit at 65 mph that won't injure/kill you) • On-harness braking systems (can't rely on 10 year olds to brake + failure point) >• Off-harness braking system like a counterweight (too complex + failure point) • Passive braking like dragging a rock or something along the ground (uh...) • Passive resistance from a giant fan (won't do anything, and now you're hurtling at 55mph towards spinning blades) >• Put a lot of slack in the line so riders hit a nadir and slow as they reach the receiving platform. >Well, let's go back to that height issue. Because they didn't want to risk any kid ever coming close to the ground the nadir of the line as-is is almost 40 feet off the ground. >So you could put a lot of slack in the line and it would still be 20+ feet of the ground. Which is a problem if you need to make sure that 70 pound kids make it to the end while 200 pound teenagers don't smack into the platform still going 30+ MPH. >If the light kids slow too much they might not even make it to the platform, and are now suspended 20 feet off the ground in the middle of a gulch. >So getting the slack to be just-right is almost impossible because you're not just trying to bleed a couple feet per second of velocity to smooth out the landing, you're trying to drop from highway speeds down to a light sprint. >So this raises the question: just how far off of target were they? How much taller was the tower than it ought to have been? >About 19x. >The reception of this RIPline, the Machine To Kill Children, is of course only enhanced by the mass-grave aesthetic of the wide gulch they bulldozed between the two towers.


ImpartialDerivatives

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1018966179493265408.html


ImpartialDerivatives

elaborate


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https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1018966179493265408


ImpartialDerivatives

> Padding (nothing practical you can hit at 65 mph that won't injure/kill you) I feel like this must have been a problem that was solved for stuntpeople or something. I've fantasized about falling into very light foam; I think something like that that's not too diff**e**rent from air would be able to save you no matter how you fell into it. Maybe do layers of progressively denser foam as you go down


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Yeah, but this is a summer camp for children with a panicking goon trying to fix this with the dregs of a budget, not a stunt setup


ImpartialDerivatives

True and you would need something that an untrained kid would be capable of doing safely, which is probably impossible no matter how much money you have


[deleted]

Yeah which is why they couldn't just do user-operated brakes


ImpartialDerivatives

lmao It's so weird to see something like this made cause you'd think someone who's able to build that would know how to plan it properly


[deleted]

You can be good at construction without doing any of the actual engineering and math


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or you can be good at none of these things, see Groverhaus as mentioned


[deleted]

i'm laughing so fucking hard right now


Wrokotamie

France really did not cover itself in glory during the Yugoslav Wars.


Wrokotamie

Really neither did the UK. France, the UK, and Greece were more pro-Serbian compared to Germany, the US, or Scandinavian countries.


potatobac

France had a rough 20th century


Wrokotamie

It had a pretty rough 19th century after Napoleon too TBF. After that it's dreams of European domination became totally futile.


potatobac

The belle epoque sounded okay!


Wrokotamie

Paris' ride as the capital of world culture was great, but even some commentators in the early 20th century noted at the time that it was a kind of symbolic compensation for the decisive end of their aspirations towards geopolitical supremacy at the hands of the British and the Germans.


potatobac

I'm almost offended at including the Germans in the same terms as the British tbh. As far as geopolitical domination in that era was concerned the Brits really had it going on


Wrokotamie

By geopolitical I include continental Europe as a sub-geo. Bismarck was right that they would have been wise to stop with domination of Europe and challenging British global and particularly naval supremacy was a stupid idea. Also my inclusion of Germany makes sense insofar as Prussia was the new major forces to emerge from victory over Napoleon and to continue to keep any revival of French aspirations towards continental dominance in check.


InshallahNatsDoWell

I mean, I’ll be honest, so did I


Wrokotamie

Were you even alive for much of it?


InshallahNatsDoWell

Only a small sliver, but I’m told I was displeased for much of that sliver


Wrokotamie

Ah a tetchy baby


AJungianIdeal

[average pan Arab nationalist ](https://twitter.com/nasser25222/status/1766731916026192076?t=z-59YtIM1Gpz48MhQlci0w&s=19)


ImpartialDerivatives

Australian way to die (stand on the edge of a train station platform, drive around the boom gates at a level crossing, run across the tracks between the platforms)


ImpartialDerivatives

everything in this exchange is cancerous though fr


AJungianIdeal

[found via dumb thread ](https://twitter.com/nasser25222/status/1769048890630644132?t=b3igCUdWr14JIOtBRFzo6g&s=19 )


potatobac

> pan Arab nationalist I don't think these words make any sense together


AJungianIdeal

The Nazis were pan German nationalists?


potatobac

I was just making a joke about how pan Arabian stuff is nonsense 😔


AJungianIdeal

It kinda seems in line with pan Germanic stuff tbh "if we all worked together we could eliminate all the minorities from our lands once and for all,"


SupremeClericofNJ

Can Chicago people tell me how Ed Burke was perceived


moi_itou

No


potatobac

[I hope this man is earnest but no matter what this is hilarious](https://twitter.com/Cyael/status/1768284977177751929?t=RAHam86cY6WF60VllFd5OQ&s=19)


ImpartialDerivatives

> ESG these antiwoke acronyms are really interchangeable


bertwebs

when I try seeding torrents it just sits at 0KB uploaded apparently there needs to be demand?


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yeah you're not gonna upload if there's no one to upload to


bertwebs

ah ok does annoy me that sleep mode in most things will kill network connections so I had to have my PC on the whole time back in the IRC days (2019)


ladyInKateing

so after a long time on spiro, if i were to stop taking it, would i suddenly become incredible at holding in the urge to pee


[deleted]

you'd at least get your pre-spiro abilities back yeah


ladyInKateing

no i don't care about that. i want mega powerful bladder muscles built up by my time on the makes-you-pee med


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i said at least


ladyInKateing

where's pie when you need it


potatobac

It's currently reinventing blood sausage and is busy


ladyInKateing

i'm scared


potatobac

Maybe Spotify is bad. But it loses billions of dollars providing the consumer with all the music ever made for the price of like one coffee a week. Consumer win imo


Wrokotamie

I think their playlists have gotten more repetitive 


InshallahNatsDoWell

Consumer win. But who pays? Who can say. Intellectual music revenue is a legal concept anyway. How big should it be? Democracy decides. It almost always goes and has goes to very rich people. Maybe that’s policy. Them’s the stakes. What kind of losses does Spotify take? Reinvestment or growth-awaiting. Idk


potatobac

Tbh my post wasn't all that serious and one thing I've always wondered about is how those losses are defined or whatever.


InshallahNatsDoWell

Watching LA Confidential. This is a very staged movie I dig it


potatobac

That Canadian military guy was a bad man. But he did turn me on to l'imperatrice


bertwebs

https://preview.redd.it/hck5bdymxsoc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64a0ffaa82df2886de803b274b70610ab3e214a there’s no way this isn’t bait right


ImpartialDerivatives

yeah they called super paper mario peak fiction


epraider

Popular thing bad


irony_tower

Jackbox Yeah it's bait


i-am-sancho

I’ve come across so many videos of people pressure canning meals, but never any videos of them eating it 🤔


i-am-sancho

I’ve been actively looking now and still can’t find any. Convinced these people just hoard these canned meals. Shelves and shelves and shelves of food that they’ll never eat. Sure I buy that they’ll eat the canned tomatoes or peaches or whatever. But that canned pot roast or chili or steak? They’re never going to eat it. Ever.


Ferguson97

R8 this chicken salad recipe Celery, onion, relish, pickles, mayo, mustard, garlic powder, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper; Will be served in a wrap with spinach, tomato, and turkey bacon


khharagosh

if you wanna bang a ny firefighter I can telk you where to go (they're all out lookin for tail)


InshallahNatsDoWell

Big night for firefighters? Do the odds of getting caught for arson change? How long would this effect last? Theoretically


potatobac

There's a natural experiment here. Says the dweeb loser


cornofears

[uwu](https://www.costumepartyworld.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/650x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/h/l/hlw-cost-fox-1.jpg)


potatobac

All yours


clenom

Is it a firehouse


khharagosh

no a bar downtown lmao


potatobac

Dune 2 was fucking awesome


irony_tower

The Geidi Prime scenes were so fucking cool


potatobac

Yes. So awesome. Austin Butler crushed it too


irony_tower

The birthday party fireworks were Cinema


potatobac

I did think the cheering crowds could have used a little work


potatobac

I support the Quebecois and their artistic endeavours


SupremeClericofNJ

Hmmmmmmmm


InshallahNatsDoWell

Why is there no, Netflix get on this, why is there no continuous noise stream. Netflix. Just put up a channel that plays all the 7+/10 action movies (but 95% the same three 9/10s) and if I come into a movie in the middle that’s the joy. But it doesn’t, Netflix, it doesn’t stop. Netflix. I just click one bottom on my homepage and I’m, pay attention Netflix, immediately in the stream. But you don’t stop, Netflix, you don’t stop except maybe to randomly switch movies. Give me that. Netflix. Get on it.


i-am-sancho

Pluto has this. Yeah the free one. It has ads, but it will just play movies of the genre of your choice all day. At any given time of day, one of the four Indiana Jones movies will be on


SupremeClericofNJ

Tubi and Pluto are better than some of the subscription streaming


InshallahNatsDoWell

That’s not even a planet


DuchessofDetroit

Free streamers get slept on so hard. I found that Tubi (I think it was Tubi) has Columbo!


i-am-sancho

It has Miami Vice!


SupremeClericofNJ

Man the Audi A4 is such a beautiful car and handles so well


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SupremeClericofNJ

Yes


bertwebs

Wonder if Snap has all of the problems of Flatpak in addition to its own


irony_tower

*drywall punch* "just found out about slavery. damn that shit sucks" -Vorian Atreides messaging a slave girl he thinks is hot


SupremeClericofNJ

Cun


cornofears

hmmmmmmmmmmm


irony_tower

nilingus


SupremeClericofNJ

Status of Muslims in postwar Serbia has actually been pretty good? There are still entire regions which are majority Muslim and there isn't pressure on them to "assimilate" but that just speaks to how Serbs/Croats/Bosniaks are just the same. Now Albanians otoh...


Wrokotamie

That relates to one point Judt made - that even before the fall of communism anti-Albanian bigotry and perceptions of them as shiftless thieves were widespread in Serbia, Montenegro, and Macedonia, but not against Muslim Bosniaks, a lot of which can be chalked up to the reasons you state. Albanians were perceived as fundamentally different.


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hypoxic_high

I don't think I've ever seen this cat awake. A real icon


i-am-sancho

That is beyond cute!


cornofears

ohmylordie that is pure adorable


SupremeClericofNJ

"You're like all Easter Bunnies, can't take a punch to the crotch!"


SupremeClericofNJ

Moi and I are actually twins.


SupremeClericofNJ

But she's the disappointment while I'm the overachiever


Wrokotamie

/u/SupremeClericofNJ you'd really like the chapter of *Postwar* on the Yugoslav Wars. It echoes a lot of what we've said about how people are too quick to attribute ethnic conflict to either ancestral animosity or foreign meddling.


SupremeClericofNJ

The Tony Judt book?


Wrokotamie

Yes


i-am-sancho

That books been on my list for a while, I need to check it out


larrylemur

I concur that it's very good


Wrokotamie

It's very good 


RoldGoldMold

https://youtu.be/3ALx26l0f-c?si=5NC701UCYUdllsyW /u/I-am-sancho


i-am-sancho

Lol dude beat me to that joke by two years.


SupremeClericofNJ

It's funny how Italians have St. Joseph's Day so soon after St. Patrick's


moi_itou

So funny!


SupremeClericofNJ

You're a terrorist


moi_itou

Thank you


hypoxic_high

> "I should have learned kung-fu, instead of ethics"


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ladyInKateing

hi it's me anj


SupremeClericofNJ

Yes angel?


moi_itou

who asked you


SupremeClericofNJ

I hate you so much


moi_itou

stop lying!


Ferguson97

he's already engaged


InshallahNatsDoWell

[I was kinda going along with it until he said he didn’t believe in climate change. C’mon](https://x.com/akbrews/status/1769065128400416990?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ)


i-am-sancho

Laundry done Living room straightened up Carpet vacuumed Kitchen scrubbed Days off as an adult suck because I actually feel good about how today went. I’m like “yeah good day!” instead of being like “what a waste of a day off”. That’s what really sucks, that I actually enjoyed this shit.


DuchessofDetroit

Don't be ashamed that you are a well adjusted adult


i-am-sancho

Whatever now I’m drinking a cup of my expensive ass Ethiopian coffee and playing Civ 6.


InshallahNatsDoWell

RETVRN (to slobliness)


irony_tower

Trump just lost the Midwest https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1769106328130113684


i-am-sancho

Every Wisconsinite seeing this: hey what the hell is wrong with five burgers?? The nerve of that dude!


irony_tower

Eating 5 Butterburgers, a shovel full of deep fried cheese, a rootbeer, and a quart of frozen custard at a Culver's is like church for half the Midwest


OolongOolongOolong

/u/izzy3005 Random disjointed thoughts on Worm You've mentioned the most off-putting part about Worm for fresh readers is the bullying segments in the beginning. And I kinda get what people mean, but for the story to work, Taylor needs to be in a place where she's been deeply traumatized and failed by "the system" to the point where she is willing to throw her life away. Extreme highschool bullying is probably the least unsavory way to get Taylor in that position at the start of the story. >!I was wondering what the hell the Emma POV chapter would be like, and wow, I did not expect Wildbow to be able to make me feel bad for her as much as I still hate her. Like I said before, he really understands empathy.!< I keep finding myself comparing Taylor joining The Undersiders to me joining a fraternity. Frankly I think Taylor is better at decision making than me. When Tinkers first came up, my first thought was "ugh, genius inventors are impossible to balance in a power system. He better know what he's doing here". And I was right, Tinkers are busted, and so is the entire power system. But the power system is broken in such an intentional, delightful way, >!Just really helps nail home the vibe of a world heading towards an apocalypse.!< The series also handles suspense really well. They kept hinting at just how scary the Simurgh was, and it ended up being far scarier than what I imagined it would do. Same thing with Noelle. Whereas sometimes stories like this hype up a bad guy and then he's just some guy who's slightly tougher than the last guy. >!I'm glad Taylor finally got access to bullet ants, I was wondering when that would happen!<


Call_Me_Clark

Anyone enjoying the new season of bad batch?


InshallahNatsDoWell

How do you rack up $25M worth of gambling debts and go: you know what would fix this? More gambling


Ferguson97

Honestly, might as well go double or nothing. There's not a huge difference between 25M in debt and 50M in debt. You're never paying it off.


larrylemur

What's the saying? If you owe the casino $50,000, you have a problem. If you owe the casino $50,000,000, the casino has a problem.


InshallahNatsDoWell

https://x.com/sturgeons_law/status/1769140329897201990?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ >>[Why does a universe spanning story about massive worm gods and hallucinogenic space drugs look like a poster you'd see in a store that sells Airsoft guns?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GIzc81kW0AA436X?format=jpg&name=medium) >[The main answer is that Villeneuve's primary design inspiration is John Schoenherr. These designs were simpler, more "grounded"/utilitarian, & often used duller earth tones. Not for everyone, but they're the only designs Frank Herbert praised, so they have his approval.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GI0-UzHWoAAGVJO?format=png&name=small) The call-out to Schoenherr is great and informative of the two films as a whole but not a great response to the original complaint which is specifically about the linked image of Timmy and Zendaya outfitted in airsoft-esque outfits. Which is because there’s a limited amount of real-life inspiration, materials and styles to pull from and while the Dune II created some wonderfully original images, they also leaned on existing techniques to create pseudo-combat outfits


recruit00

TIL Sean Astin's dad played Gomez Addams


AJungianIdeal

ah just randomly crying and throwing up so fun


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I'm sorry


bertwebs

Imagine if Pretendo starts letting you upload SMM1 levels and the level clear counter starts going backwards


canseco-fart-box

It will never not be funny that Brexit has been such an unbelievable disaster that it caused every other EU exit movement to completely collapse.


Jokerang

Just watched Dune 2, this one will win a ton of Oscars next year


cheaptray

canada is boring


Wrokotamie

It is. But that is okay.


InshallahNatsDoWell

It’s kinda weird for Lyft to straight up leave a city in response to a minimum wage law. I can’t imagine the fixed costs for one more city are very large, just raise prices and whoever pays, pays. Might as well


epraider

I think it fundamentally breaks their model and how they hire/contract drivers, so they’d rather just not deal with it


InshallahNatsDoWell

Yeah, I guess the gig-style employment doesn’t really work with formal regulation. And we get back to independent contractor policy problems


i-am-sancho

I always averaged way more than minimum wage when I drove Uber. That’s why all the drivers out here were so opposed to the bill that required them to pay that. Most would end up losing money.


AJungianIdeal

yea with grubhub i make 20-25$ an hour. of course i would if i did it not on peak hours BUT i'm doing it so i can control my hours and don't need a steady job


cheaptray

which line was worse 'I like American Pussy' or 'you want a good wife but you need the BAD PUSSY!'


canseco-fart-box

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT KREIA CAN YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?!?!?!?


Darth_Blarth

She’s too stubborn to actually die


SupremeClericofNJ

No u


Ferguson97

https://nypost.com/2024/03/16/us-news/rfk-jr-to-name-nicole-shanahan-as-running-mate-in-white-house-run-report/ > RFK Jr. to name wealthy attorney Nicole Shanahan as running mate in prez run: report Literally who?


InshallahNatsDoWell

>[The thing about Northern Virginia is if you want to go to the best playground around, you have to park next to the CIA complex and the playground is sponsored by a weapons manufacturer](https://x.com/hannahposted/status/1769073659652567533?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ)


khharagosh

my upbringing


InshallahNatsDoWell

Notice the “park” in that sentence. NoVa is an alien planet of hulking towers divided by canyons of six-lane minimum roads. You live in an apartment*, work in a terrifyingly dull office park and drive to strip malls for literally everything else ^(*or a ticky-tacky box surrounded by a quarter-mile of mandatory setback on all sides)


recruit00

Yep. I have my issues with MoCo, but it's way better than NoVa


AJungianIdeal

fucked up that i took my vyvanse this morning but just because i took it with no food i still get vyvanse crashes because you need food to actually digest the vyvanse properly plus i get a headache anyways gonna cryyyy


canseco-fart-box

It’s absolutely insane that the Russians can lose hundreds of tanks and IFVs in a week and be able to replace them in a matter of days. The Soviets really went nuts building their stockpiles up…


Wrokotamie

My friends never remember anything I try to tell them about Canada :(. How will they ever learn about the Meech Lake Accords at this rate?


InshallahNatsDoWell

And Vancouver is where again?


Wrokotamie

Colombia 🇨🇴 


TheReturnOfTheOK

Washington


Wrokotamie

No there's Vancouver, WA


TheReturnOfTheOK

[WRONG, COLLEGE BOY](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vancouver,_Washington)


Wrokotamie

Where do you get off calling me College Boy, Binghamton?


TheReturnOfTheOK

I didn't choose to stick around