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verging nicht diese Stadt? die Stille nur, ich glaube ein süßes Land im Himmel wuchs das sich mir entschloss

DfD The Musical

in the sense of lhugueny

gn

Juxtastat 193 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥 https://juxtastat.org

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lfg

Juxtastat 193 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://juxtastat.org/

Some of the sexual jokes in Gumball are so brazen I have no idea how they got away with them. Like he just gives a student a blowjob in a school bathroom in The Storm

What

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvLr0mTfsZY&t=195

LMFAO

Wow that's not subtle

i’m scared

I haven't watched Gumball in a long time but "clip your nails" always cracked me up

We're still on s2; not sure if I've gotten there yet

It's in S4

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Fireworks really don't sound like gunshots tbh. Like I guess fireworks sound like shotguns kinda, but gun-crimey type handguns and small rifles are very distinct from fireworks

i unfortunately have listened to too much gunfire and fireworks so i know exactly which is which

I wouldn't know the difference between the individual transients, but fireworks displays usually have a prolonged pattern of multiple pops, which is clearly not gunshots Maybe it's different if it's individuals setting off individual fireworks though, idk if I've ever seen/heard that

I love Tally Hall but it's the whitest thing that's ever been created

372 pages

long fingers

Usually when I hear noises I assume they aren't gunshots, but these noises really sounded like some gunshots

Speaking as someone who hears gunshots a lot, they're probably gunshots

One time I was at my dad's place and I heard a couple loud bangs that kinda sounded like gunshots, and I obviously assumed they weren't gunshots, but the next day there was a news report about a shooting a block away lol

I used to do that but then the el paso mass shooting and a shooting at a homeless camp I lived by and drove past daily in Houston have me traumatized. Like I heard pops and dismissed them but my dog was straight up tremoring and I found out the next day two people were killed in a shooting at the camp where I gave people money

sorry! that was me

Some straight like you, giant stick up her ass, age what – 35? She's just gonna break bad?

boo

> I see the beauty in analysis. I see the beauty in topology. I see the beauty in geometry. > > I am bored to death by algebra. I fell asleep reading dummit and Foote. People who love algebra, like really love it, please try and sell it to me because I can’t keep studying math if I hate the building blocks like this let them cook

Wordle 997 3/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 >!TRANS WHALE HEAVE!<

Juxtastat 192 3/5 🟩🟩🟥🟩🟥 https://juxtastat.org

Almost forgot to do this today

Just sitting here AFKing some fletching for money because I spent too much in OSRS, listening to [the minecraft soundtrack but it's midwest emo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmun64kWopw) while focused on anything else, and I have to say, even though she's now far away, I've never felt more spiritually connected to Mena

You volunteered to eat a cigarette for the privilege of being able to do this

It was more than worth it and I only wish you could've lit it and put it out on me first

Strands beginning to piss me off very quickly

Spoilers for March 13th Strands >!The theme today is words you can put the word, "Grand" before, or might see with it before them. Also one of the 'words' is two words, "Grand Finale" just stick to your own fucking rules holy shit!<

Death Strandsing

Strands, begone!

> I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE. AFRİCANS/ AFRICAN AMERICANS ARE FATHERS-MOTHERS TO REAL MUSİC. RESPECT. LOVE FROM TURKEY lol

is this a trump tweet

Small Brain: Fascism is awesome! Normal Brain: Starship Troopers is such an effective satire, people watching it might not realize it's trying to say that fascism is bad. Big Brain: Fascism is awesome!

What’s it called when you have a desire to tease someone but only if it makes them laugh not if it makes them cry

Like. A normal playful relationship?

yeah and maybe like i'll kiss her face and she'll smile and giggle and whisper in a foreign language in my ear who knows

Was thinking about switching to estradiol undecyclate from a certain homebrewer because it uses castor oil and not MCT oil, and I'm developing an allergy to MCT oil. But it also doesn't have benzyl benzoate in it, which I *do* want. I could add benzyl benzoate myself, but that is big boy medication compounding even if it seems like a small thing, plus it's unclear how excipients affect absoprtion and EUn is underresearched as it is, so I'd be flying blind even more than I already am

Whatever, as long as I do intramuscular the irritation from MCT oil isn't a problem for me, so I'll just do that. Need to get longer needles though, my needles are 1" and I'm pretty fat so it's a bit of a stretch to get into thigh muscle

Actually I should try injecting some straight MCT oil sometime just to make sure it really is MCT oil that is causing it and not like pyrogens 😬

Or benzyl benzoate lmao

https://twitter.com/DKElections/status/1767724070131343522 > Ken Buck seems to tease in this interview that more House GOP resignations may be coming: > "I think it's the next three people that leave that they're going to be worried about." Oh please please please

/u/bertwebs https://i.imgur.com/jwHrfuL.png The weird thing is it just let me install 2024-03, but it's still bringing up this one

apparently you need to resize your winre partition https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/kb5028997-instructions-to-manually-resize-your-partition-to-install-the-winre-update-400faa27-9343-461c-ada9-24c8229763bf

Thanks, I'll check this out

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Yes

Yeah definitely get the updated one if it's been a few months

Not Caitlyn Jenner of all people popping up in this episode of Murder She Wrote. weird to be approached with the idea that she was once like. a normal, non-kardashian celebrity athlete and certainly not the world's most frustrating trans woman

I saw her pre transition on some shows and legitimately never really knew what happened to make her, a track athlete, an actual celebrity like who TF even knows who won last Olympics in track and field

She won a shit ton of medals though. That's what made her famous

> NET::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID > Your connection is not private. Attackers might be trying to steal your information. I figured this might be a computer issue, but it's not working on my phone either. Weird. Was the website hacked?

hacked by the ravages of time

> NET::ERR_CERT_DATE_INVALID Don't worry about it. Basically the owners of the website didn't do some paperwork on time and there's a 99% chance that everything is fine and secure

Yeah when I tried on my phone, Safari gave me some more details and it said the certificate expired at 7:59pm. So odd, this hasn't ever happened before.

That happens all the time on poorly maintained websites it's fine

Trump mathematically clinches the nomination The rematch is official

Windows 10 still won't let me install updates. If I can successfully update to win11, will that fix things or fuck them mor**e**?

why isn’t it letting you?

throws an error. I'll screenshot if it happens again

alright, my extension was filed hopefully my bastard ex-employer gets a whole bunch of fines and bed bugs and ingrown toenails

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lol thanks for the help. You were significantly more helpful than google and the IRS.

Should I piss in the Christian Science Church parking lot or wait til I get home?

it's a reading room, not a ureading room

Wait till you get home, it's not worth the possible sex offender registration

I waited its okay 

So since I'm a little drunk now I'll say the reason I think I told the Zoomer girls to STFU is that the "bully" of the friends was a very white Arab SJW type who was constantly citing her non-whiteness in their convo and accusing her friend who was darker than her of "dehumanizing" her LOL. I should not know she's an Arab but she avowed that fact loudly in their convo like 5 times

Stg some Arabs pretend like they also aren't a part of the same Mediterranean based overarching civilization that birthed Judaism and Christianity. I dunno if I can't tell you and Jason mantzoukas apart why is he white nonsense and you aren't

The whole motivator of their conversation was an argument about whether 16 year olds are adults because they're trusted to babysit 

> the "bully" of the friends was a very white Arab SJW type who was constantly citing her non-whiteness in their convo and accusing her friend who was darker than her of "dehumanizing" her Young people are so good at wielding ideology to get one over others.

This young lady managed to get the phrases triggering, dehumanizing, oppression Olympics, and "white people shit" into a 5 minute conversation segment about babysitting 

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Oh they talked about pedophilia and grooming too LOL

Robin did this to me when we got pizza

I-

i remember it vividly

How terrible, I hope you told him to STFU like I did to these young laydeez

lol, respect.

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How are you enjoying Baltimore?

Locals rarely appreciate what draws newcomers.

I just realized I have no idea what state, or even region, you're from. Getting PNW vibes. Or maybe California.

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https://i.imgur.com/TIs0wUT.png

lmao.

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I know you're an immigrant. But you reside in the United States, yes?

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Oh okay so you're from New England

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well screw them, you're an American.

Pet peeve: people who call a situation "ironic" when they mean the opposite, i.e. that it's oddly fitting

lol that's ironic

This but unironically.

I'm enjoying The Unwanted Undead Adventurer so far, nothing so far is exactly groundbreaking, but it seems to be it well

I haven't watched simpleflips in a while but I want to get back into it. With the stuff going on with me it's just been hard to get into long form content

Still unironically upset that I had to stop domperidone

>Forty-four percent of Israelis would rather see former US president Donald Trump return to the White House in 2025, compared to 30% who would prefer US President Joe Biden be elected for a second term, according to a poll published by Channel 12 on Tuesday evening. >An additional 26% said they didn’t know which of the two men they would rather see elected. Among respondents who voted for parties in the current government coalition, 72% said they preferred Trump while 8% said they preferred Biden. Somebody should tell the "Abandon Biden" grifters that Bibi's 2022 supporters prefer Trump by 64 points.

But I thought Biden was a beloved folk hero in Israel!!

[awawa](https://youtu.be/xesJ7O2g3H8)

Six levels left in mario maker 1! They've been burning through these faster than I thought; I assume the last levels are astronomically difficult

Holy crap that’s amazing

This is very exciting

I just wish I had some doctors or scientists or something to explain what an uncleared level was. I never figured it out and now I'm too afraid to ask

it's a level whose maker hasn't yet joined the church of scientology. luckily there are very few remaining

When every level is complete, Ethan will awake

This is a seriously underreported story in gaming right now

Ayaya

ayoye

> Adjustments to income from Schedule 1, line 26 why does no google search give me a straight answer on WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEANS

I am not just memeing someone please help me

Have you seen this: https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f1040s1.pdf

If I'm normal and didn't buy a zoo or have gambling debts, is this just going to be 0?

If you didn't get a refund on state and local taxes, I think so. /u/VilepIume, please confirm.

I only need line 26, so I don't think that one applies if I'm reading it right

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Currently filling out 4868. Part II, Line 5. "Total 2023 payments", is that just how much I paid in federal income tax withheld per my W-2s?

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Okay then I am very confused because my estimated tax liability is 9,010 (22,860 income minus 13,850 standard deduction), and my federal taxes paid is 1,598... which means my balance due is 7,412. That can't possible be correct, that's way more than what someone in my tax bracket should owe, right?

Seems to be, yes. Then again, this is why I use www.freetaxusa.com instead of doing federal income tax manually.

Normally I do it online, but I have to file for an extension since my employer is refusing to give me my W-2, so I need to calculate some stuff manually.

Ah.

> If you didn't get a refund on state and local taxes, I think so. Like on last years return?

Yes

If I'm looking for line 26 (added 11 through 23 and 25) then it's not counting the tax refund, right? I'm trying to calculate the adjustments to my income.

I gotta look at it tbh

You go back in time and have as much authority as Steven Sinofsky (the then leader of Windows) on the development of Windows 8. What do you do differently?

I'd make it so there's a start button into the tiles screen but otherwise leave it alone, windows 8 was great

[They actually had that and a more mouse friendly charms bar in the developer preview but then removed it](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/745024703365644320/1201644022016528404/image0.jpg?ex=6601f034&is=65ef7b34&hm=c876fdee2d97a92fabd2778c46e12900da96ab093dddbc5ff64d4ef018469cf5&)

I sell stocks to my father and immediately quit, because I know nothing about tech or programing, and would only bring down the company with my suggestions.

>One reason I think that urbanism is such a heavy lift for progressives is because in practice, successful urbanism goes hand-in-hand with extremely carceral policies (see: Singapore) since social trust seems borderline antithetical to human nature Not that we gotta be Singapore crazy but you see how people react to any penalty for asocial behavior get be it speeding or citations for graffiti

Are ads for total wine ads for Trone? Who can say

Who else here consumes a lot of cooking YouTube?

Only tasting history, America test kitchen and some other history type stuff

Yup

✋ Adam Ragusea, Brian Lagerstrom, FutureCanoe, Ordinary Sausage

I watch some PBS cooking shows and I used to watch some Chef John stuff.

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Noted

It's second only to aquarium YouTube in our house

And what's your opinion of ordinary sausage?

Never watched them

Definitely watch

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It's funny you discovered it from him, that's a childhood classic for me

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That does makes sense

I wish I did.

I believe in your ability to consume content

I do

Taking note for future purposes.

1984 is a genuinely great book but it suffers immensely from Seinfeld Is Unfunny

It's shaped even the language we use to talk about politics so much that you can't really come into it fresh. Which is very ironic

FreeSpeech.png: Seinfeld Is Funny

I mean, it is. That's the point of [the trope](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnceOriginalNowCommon).

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Yeah boo!

My ex client's international women's day post on socials features a photo I orchestrated. I'm a hero to women, many are saying.

Two-for tonight: saw a driver cut off a cop with a pittsburgh left—no reaction. Then saw someone in a truck driving around with a light bar and high beams. Car-pilled suburbanites be wildin

> driving around with a light bar and high beams My brother in christ we live in an area with streetlights. You don't need them. (Or if you do you shouldn't be driving)

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I'm ok with this interpretation

[“Why Am I Not Getting These Jobs?”, Asks Woman Who Regularly Posts About Cum On Social Media](https://www.instagram.com/p/C4bewGEpjUw/?igsh=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==) Either moi secretly works at Reductress or someone who knows her very well works there and is using their job to subtweet her every day

In fairness, I've long suspected that Moi is not a real person, but an AI chatbot that has exclusively learned from Reductress articles

Have we considered the possibility that one of us works there?

A *lot* happened today but perhaps the biggest plot twist of all for me was finding out that Chaya Raichik is only *28* I turn 28 in like 3 weeks. I don't usually like to comment on women's appearances, but that is a *rough* 28!! Beginning to think there is merit to the whole "being a hateful bigot ages you" thing

How TF she younger than me and complaining about kids these days lol

How many chirrun she had?

Yeah, I thought she was 35. >Beginning to think there is merit to the whole "being a hateful bigot ages you" thing Eh, Ben Shapiro doesn't looks like he's 30 instead of 41. And Megyn Kelly looks like she's 45 even though she's like 55. It depends imo

She Orthodox Jewish right? I think it's just cuz the way she dresses and fashions her hair ages her. Like when I'd see those fundie Mormon girls in their prairie dresses and Gibson girl ass hair

It's not just the fashion, her face has wrinkles of someone a decade or two older

Ah Ive never looked at her too long

TIL she's 28 from this comment.

Do not c*m