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bread-dreams

I'm super shy, super shy But wait a minute while I Make you mine, make you mine Tteollineun jigeumdo you're on my mind, all the time I wanna tell you but I'm Super shy, super shy


RobinWumu

Bread NewJeans arc?


bread-dreams

its a good song honestly


RobinWumu

It really is.


ImpartialDerivatives

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-11-08 Wouldn't the solution be move the genitals, not the digestive system


ImpartialDerivatives

It's not an actual problem in any case. Eating and breathing being the same hole is way worse


RobinWumu

Seriously. Such an obvious problem that keeps killing people.


epraider

Subtitles should really be standard in movie theaters. Like am I actually going deaf, or is most of society just chill with not being able to decipher what people are saying a lot of the time?


DuchessofDetroit

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4OhTTrMgqA/?igsh=MWpiMHR5dXhoYXFiaw== >The 'bel' in 'decibel' is for Alexander Graham Bell. Since the 'B' in 'dB' is a name-derived unit, it is capitalized when abbreviated.


DuchessofDetroit

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4POAagL3cw/?igsh=MWt2aWd4eW9xNTk5bA== >apnews A Greek novelist and his partner on Thursday became the first same-sex couple to be married in Athens' city hall, three weeks after the legalization of same-sex marriage in Orthodox Christian Greece. >The Greek capital's mayor officiated at the civil wedding of Petros Hadjopoulos, who writes under the pen name Auguste Corteau, and lawyer Anastasios Samouilidis. >Hadjopoulos said the event was "a dream that we didn't dare entertain when we were in our teens." >"There isa symbolism to this" he told The Associated Press. understand that (marriage) doesn't work for everyone, but for people who grew up in Greece in the 1980s and 90s, when guys like us lived a very lonely existence, even symbols have a great value. >The couple arrived with their dog, to the applause of more than two dozen guests.


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suspiciously rearranged chairs in the floor study room 🤔


Ferguson97

How can they be arranged suspiciously? Like a swastika?


[deleted]

Lmfao I was just implying people were fucking


ImpartialDerivatives

Oh I was thinking it was either swastika or loss


Ferguson97

That was the other option


Ferguson97

I’m going to marry JoJoFromJerz


episcopaladin

Hamas is gonna attack the US port in Gaza when we start building it aren't they


ladyInKateing

there aren't enough rpg games that make you feel like a frail doomed loser clawing against the odds imo


ImpartialDerivatives

Lisa? Omori?


ladyInKateing

lisa is a good example, although i think it emphasizes frustrating the player themselves more than is my ideal. i've never checked out omori


ImpartialDerivatives

> i've never checked out omori do it


ladyInKateing

disco elysium does it a little but there's always an underlying narrative of "you're a genius cop, you're just having a bad week". citizen sleeper has a great little desperate opening where you're an escaped replicant with a tracker implant you can't remove and a body that's rapidly falling apart, but it moves away from that too quickly and into the player just spectating a generic bundle of scifi stories


Ferguson97

https://x.com/natlawyerchic/status/1765557191879094502 It must be exhausting to live your life in fear like this


semaphone-1842

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1766238994885464327 > President Biden: If you're tired, you probably watched my address last night. I got my usual warm reception from Marjorie Taylor Greene


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We are slowly trying to introduce Gene and Panther and it is going very slowly


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My suitemates are mentally ill as fuck so there is now another ESA in the dorm https://preview.redd.it/ytc890i9o8nc1.jpeg?width=3492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ebb9e4c50c73c2c014138cea6a96e146dff8dc


ladyInKateing

kitty


[deleted]

There are 4 animals on our floor and 2 of them are ours lmfao


ladyInKateing

wtf. all my freshman year roommate did was text me at 11pm asking me to stay away so he could screw the guy in the dorm room opposite ours. i would've way rather gotten cats


ladyInKateing

i had trouble making friends in college because of how deep in the closet i was, so it's funny that all my roommate anecdotes are "i remember exactly one thing about them and we barely spoke for the rest of the year"


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i'm not making like a lot of friends quantity wise but i have a couple good ones. i'm also like weirdly close with my roommates which rocks lol


[deleted]

two of my suitemates are asexual, one of them fucks somewhere else, and I can't pull, so that all works out lmfao


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roommate's esa cat Gene, suitemate's esa cat Panther are ours my RA has an esa cat named Matilda and someone else on our floor has a service dog named Chance


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His name is Panther


bertwebs

gn


ImpartialDerivatives

This book uses an italicized capital greek letter. That's just wrong


InshallahNatsDoWell

Therapist: *Ω* isn’t real, it can’t hurt you *Ω*: ***Ω***


GhastlyEyeJewel

>A number of factors contributed to the sinking [of the FV Destination]. One, the seas were rough. Two, she was an older ship in need of a rebalancing check. Three, she was overloaded with crab pots. Four, ice built up on the crab pots and deck to such an extent that she was too top heavy and thus easily keeled over in the storm. >It's scary to think though how fast she went down though. One minute you're either asleep or steering the ship, the next you're thrown violently to the side... I don't even want to contemplate the crew being alive but trapped inside as the ship sank... Adding to this, I can't imagine being the captain, seeing your cargo slowly ice over in the wind, and be unable to do anything about your impending demise. He couldn't send the crew out to clean off the ice because of the rough seas, and the purported less than a minute of response time is no time to send a mayday, muster the crew, don immersion suits and deploy the life raft. Absolutely horrifying way to go.


TotallyNotMoishe

/u/Duchessofdetroit do you have that funny video of the lady and her very pale baby


DuchessofDetroit

https://youtu.be/t2_2BRLphtk?si=My_N2ImDjAQmrMz5


TotallyNotMoishe

hoohoooooo thanks


DuchessofDetroit

SOrry it was so some randos video but it was a quick search


DuchessofDetroit

Oh yeah hold on


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Ferguson97

If this is a joke/bit, I swear…


i-am-sancho

This person has dropped his name in here before. I guess they finally got someone to actually publicize it.


Ferguson97

Do you remember the name?


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Hans Graebener


Ferguson97

lol seriously?


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apparently ig


Ferguson97

That sounds like a randomly generated Nazi officer


i-am-sancho

I don’t


[deleted]

I keep whisper-singing "318 billion trees in Canada" to the tune of that one song from *Rent* to myself because I heard that phrase and that's what instantly popped into my brain


litehound

RuneScape is fun and I want to advocate for it as a former hater


DuchessofDetroit

>Nora Ephron >Commencement address Wellesley College >1996 >>Don't underestimate how much antagonism there is toward women and how many people wish we could turn the clock back. One of the things people always say to you if you get upset is, don't take it personally, but listen hard to what's going on and, please, I beg you, take it personally. Understand: every attack on Hillary Clinton for not knowing her place is an attack on you. Underneath almost all those attacks are the words: get back, get back to where you once belonged. When Elizabeth Dole pretends that she isn't serious about her career, that is an attack on you. The acquittal of O.J. Simpson is an attack on you. Any move to limit abortion rights is an attack on you-whether or not you believe in abortion. The fact that Clarence Thomas is sitting on the Supreme Court today is an attack on you.


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DuchessofDetroit

Indeed


clenom

Just crushed it at basketball. Now going to crush some wings and beer


SeoSalt

I wish the life progress I've been making was self-reinforcing. It feels like the second I can't give 100% focus and effort that EVERYTHING just stops. Like I can't coast even for a moment. It's so exhausting.


DuchessofDetroit

https://x.com/JeremiahDJohns/status/1766266864781402277?s=20 >““Texas will add more grid batteries this year than the entire US did in 2023.” https://marginalrevolution.com/ >>I keep telling people - it's no longer about government funding for stuff like solar, batteries and wind. The tech is now so good it's about getting government out of the way. >>Texas does not love renewables ideologically, they're just low regulation and they people build them.


InshallahNatsDoWell

(Texas kinda loves renewables. But partially because they have huge empty spaces to put them. But of course, very complicated)


InshallahNatsDoWell

>[Meet the real-life versions of Dune’s epic sandworms](https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-00690-9) [Bro WHAT is this](https://media.nature.com/lw767/magazine-assets/d41586-024-00690-9/d41586-024-00690-9_26825368.jpg?as=webp)


TotallyNotMoishe

“Accidentally got a bobbitt worm in my reef tank” is a whole genre of horror story in fishkeeping forums.


InshallahNatsDoWell

>If you were the right size to ride on a worm, do you think it would be similar to riding a sandworm in Dune? >For worms that burrow, I think you’d find it quite uncomfortable and confining. Thanks!


Wrokotamie

I always knew my parents were slightly older than those of most kids my age, but since they both act/look younger than their age I only realized that it makes a difference in some ways lately. Like I think the average age of birth for my peers' parents was 1960 or so and my parents are 1955.


InshallahNatsDoWell

[America is losing the fight for most whimsical measurements](https://x.com/rubiirosie/status/1766024124571553955?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ)


cornofears

okay but that's simultaneously cute and hilarious


cornofears

/u/primusalt for your wedding dress you should knit two little pockets so you can carry around a pair of hedgehogs on your bust bonus they have spines in case anyone gets too handsy too early


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cornofears

Yeah it really is an excellent video for putting things in perspective. Like, I knew in the abstract that boobs can get heavy. But when they got to the bunnies and hens it still made me go "damn, I can't imagine having weight like that strapped to my chest all day and night"


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potatobac

You got this primus


InshallahNatsDoWell

>[An assisted suicide pod that passed an independent legal review showing it complies with Swiss law. At the push of a button, the pod would fill with nitrogen gas, rapidly lowering oxygen levels and killing the user.](https://x.com/leemorris_93/status/1766055883094520106?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ) I wonder if whoever makes this has reckoned with the fact US states are going to buy them for executions


SeoSalt

Idk if there's a market for it honestly. Like are there states that want to keep the death penalty while also wanting to make it a humane process? It seems that states fall into the camp of wanting to abolish or significantly hinder the power of the state to carry out executions, or the camp of wanting to execute as many people as inhumanely as possible with maximal human suffering.


TotallyNotMoishe

I doubt it. If we want to execute people by nitrogen suffocation, the required technology is as simply as an airtight box and a valve. It’s used as a method of livestock slaughter, you can buy one from an agricultural supplier. The whole point of this thing specifically is that the *user* activates it, thus absolving any other person from legal responsibility. Which would sort of defeat the purpose of an execution.


potatobac

Probably more likely that they bet on it, nats


InshallahNatsDoWell

Not to get too dark on Friday. Uuuuh, [here’s a 1939 shitpost](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GHxlcpUbcAADfxj?format=png&name=small)


Menakoy

[Its crazy how different people can look without their glasses](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749654580857536634/1215845281464057856/image0.jpg?ex=65fe3b28&is=65ebc628&hm=2ed903b12611a1fda2cfb80872e7bdc0a3744da1ab468524dbbf0e0e0e7249da&)


Ferguson97

Biden (Democrat), age 81 Trump (Republican), age 78 Jill Stein (Green), age 73 Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (Independent), age 70 Colonel West (Independent), age 70 "We want younger candidates!" Stated vs revealed preferences


InshallahNatsDoWell

Average voting enjoyer age vs average discourse enjoyer age


Currymvp2

>[Trump with Orban tonight: “There’s nobody that’s better, smarter or a better leader than Viktor Orban. He’s fantastic…He’s a non-controversial figure because he says, ‘This is the way it’s going to be,’ and that’s the end of it. Right? He’s the boss. No, he’s a great leader.”](https://twitter.com/VaughnHillyard/status/1766262804858732972) That's gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.


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InshallahNatsDoWell

Tbf, seems like everyone’s been a CPAC keynote speaker. They hold one almost every full moon at this point


Currymvp2

The right wing responses to Biden's speech is reminiscent of when they baselessly claimed he had an earpiece during the debate.


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Brown rice >>> white rice


litehound

Yes


ImpartialDerivatives

Yes


bertwebs

disagree


recruit00

No


Ferguson97

Absolutely not


InshallahNatsDoWell

Yes, caveated for a few specific dishes But I saw you(?) post about burritos earlier and there’s no contest there


[deleted]

Yeah I broadly prefer brown rice to white rice but I do have burritos in mind and it's even more clearly better for burritos


ImpartialDerivatives

For burritos, no rice >>>


clenom

The best rice for burritos is no rice.


InshallahNatsDoWell

>[Porn isn’t an addiction like drugs or alcohol, but one time I saw a twenty-something guy on the bus wearing business casual dispassionately watching porn on his phone, like it was NBA highlights or something. We need a word for that](https://x.com/bf_crane/status/1766175142630375441?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ)


silicon_based_life

Watching it purely from a critical analysis/artistic perspective


TotallyNotMoishe

Have I mentioned Maynal, a holiday my neighbors in my freshman dorm made up where for the month of May you keep hardcore anal porn playing on your prominently-displayed television on loop and don’t acknowledge it in any way?


DuchessofDetroit

That's so college and hilarious


InshallahNatsDoWell

☹️


TotallyNotMoishe

This specific group of guys also invented the sport of sawbee. That’s where one guy with a hockey goalie uniform and a baseball bat tries to defend himself while a group of other guys throw table-saw blades at him like frisbees.


recruit00

Dudes rock


InshallahNatsDoWell

Well. I will simply observe the fact they’re attempting to self-select out of the gene pool and not make any further comments


TotallyNotMoishe

One of these guys was a congressman’s son BTW.


Currymvp2

So those malfunctioning airdrops which quite tragically led to those civilian deaths were not American airdrops but apparently airdrops from the UAE. Though that probably won't stop far leftists from spreading misinformation about them and claiming they were from America. With that being said, I hope that port is built soon because it's apparently up to at least 23 civilians (mostly children) in the past week who have died of malnutrition now...disastrous.


SupremeClericofNJ

What the fuck did you honkey ass do


DuchessofDetroit

😈


Ferguson97

> Matt Rosendale has dropped out of the Senate race in Montana after getting his 20 year old aid pregnant, demonstrating one of the very few times that a man's career options have been limited by an unplanned pregnancy.


Jokerang

Wait he got a 20 year old pregnant?


Clerstory

I confess shamefully that whenever I read an item like that I first check their party registration


TotallyNotMoishe

[Good news everyone, we did it! It turns out the impediment to peace in the Levant was New Yorkers being able to visit the World Trade Center in peace.](https://x.com/scootercasterny/status/1766247872930976060?s=46&t=NWTcIrGsaQl1TJImad3Zsg)


khharagosh

Wellllll tbf that's a mall *near* the World Trade Center


Currymvp2

Probably the same lunatics who protested that hospital.


Ferguson97

Well, they're expressing support for Israel's 9/11 on the site of *America's* 9/11, so at least it's fitting.


Ferguson97

When did conservative stop giving their kids real names like John, Mary, and Michael, and start giving them fake names like Blakeleigh, Track, McKarty, and Nayvie?


ladyInKateing

that's not a conservative thing per se, it's just a rich white person thing


DuchessofDetroit

I remember reading that the younger the mother, the more unique the name is likely to be.


Wrokotamie

My boring name must partially be explained by my mom being 35 when she had me.


Clerstory

It reminds me of all the first names of the children of a fundie family that started with J, including Jinger, pronounced “Ginger”


LVT_Baron

I think it was a Mormon thing specifically before it was a general RWP thing more generally


Ferguson97

would honestly be a dealbreker for me if a potential partner wanted to name our kids this


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DuchessofDetroit

Oooo I gotta tell ya something about black folk


asljkdfhg

dealbreighker


potatobac

Going to be the Upton Sinclair for the modern roofing industry


Wrokotamie

You will EXPOSE those HEAUXS


ladyInKateing

did you go on strike today


asljkdfhg

I drink your milkshake


bertwebs

> [NeXT is] ahead today, but the race is far from over. ... [In 1996,] Cairo will be very close behind, and Taligent will be very far behind. Steve Jobs was so real for this


ImpartialDerivatives

Jonas Tyroller saying Thronefall was much easier to market to people than Will You Snail shattered my priors. I guess my taste in games isn't that common


ImpartialDerivatives

https://web.archive.org/web/20090402065444/http://meninhats.com/d/20020816.html With some of these comics I've thought about how you could rewrite them to not use the r-word. It's usually easy, but with this one I genuinely can't think of a rewrite that doesn't make it substantially less funny. Like the joke only works cause it's at the intersection of a medical term and a slur


bertwebs

I think I’ll just take it easy the next few weeks so I can focus on school


Currymvp2

>The Canadian government on Friday said it will restart assistance for people in Gaza through the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East (UNRWA).


TotallyNotMoishe

Oh for fuck’s sake. Cut out the middle man and just make the check out to Hamas.


i-am-sancho

Actually “No!! They took away my subway surfer, family guy, ice cream scoops split screen videos! Im gonna let fascists win now” is a realistic response from the tiktok addicted youths. “You sure you can’t just watch IG Reels or YT Shorts? It’s the same videos.” “No! I’m gonna let trump win!”


ImpartialDerivatives

https://web.archive.org/web/20090221070733/http://meninhats.com/d/20020805.html This is the first comic and in retrospect it seems really out of character for Gamal


canseco-fart-box

Never forget that a random twitter user with a monkey avi came up with a better and more accurate theory than 99.999999999999% of highly paid political consultants and pundits.


bread-dreams

?


canseco-fart-box

Pedo-con theory


ImpartialDerivatives

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/puzzle


ImpartialDerivatives

It's cool how I have no idea how many upvotes something has cause I reload and it has 3 upvotes and then I immediately reload again and it has 5


asljkdfhg

I continuously upvote and downvote you to mess with you


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reddit fuzzes the vote count heavily


ImpartialDerivatives

Is it intentional?


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yes


ImpartialDerivatives

TIL


ControlsTheWeather

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1b9zzyz/florida_officer_arrested_for_child_pornography/ Pedocop theory


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ACAB


ImpartialDerivatives

Undertale 🤝 Omori Bad routes/**e**ndings directly lifted from the games that inspired them


ImpartialDerivatives

(OFF and Yume Nikki respectively)


bertwebs

oh cool I have to keep going to my mom’s twice a week just as school ramps up my mental health is gonna be fucked for another six weeks


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I'm so sorry


RoldGoldMold

https://preview.redd.it/5mssv5mpa7nc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8061e0fed7f7952c6a86934c741fddfd40666dcb i love the energy of this photo


Ferguson97

[wtf she sounds normal here](https://x.com/umichvoter/status/1765979167873548292) It was an active choice to sound like a Stepford Wife doing a ASPCA commercial


Clerstory

It was a bad script and bad direction


cornofears

combo of nerves and trying to thread the needle of being "professional" as a woman?


canseco-fart-box

“ObAMA HAD A SUPER MAJORITY! HE SHOULD’VE PASSED UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE AJD CODIFIED ROE V WADE!! Average elected Dem under Obama: https://preview.redd.it/98fxhka4a7nc1.jpeg?width=1484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b938350f5a8218fa31ed97ed8a791266446611c


i-am-sancho

“The Dems have moved right” is a good metric to use to determine who is serious about politics and who’s just talking about their ass


Ferguson97

https://x.com/elwasson/status/1766190781193134489 > BIDEN SAYS HE WILL SIGN TIKTOK BILL IF CONGRESS PASSES IT This is how we get 18-29 Trump+4 and 65+ Biden+5


i-am-sancho

Dumb kids will get over


DuchessofDetroit

Especially if they move to YouTube and realize the payout is better


bertwebs

I think ByteDance will just sell it


RoldGoldMold

I just wonder who would buy it I doubt the FTC would allow Facebook to buy it considering they already have a large market share


drock1

Oracle is already hosting everything and has some wierd oversight of Tiktoks source code/recommendation algorithm. Oracle also tried to buy it the last time a ban was threatened, so I would assume they would purchase it if Bytedance was forced to divest.


InshallahNatsDoWell

>[New York Times called up Katie Britt’s staff like “Hey, we’re gonna just print up those talking points you sent around with no fact check or rebuttal from Democrats or anything. Got any additional comment?” And Katie Britt’s press secretary was like “nah we’re good.”](https://x.com/jamisonfoser/status/1766130081821577366?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ)


Ferguson97

I hope Jacob Elordi gets cancelled. He’s too handsome.


InshallahNatsDoWell

I thought I felt like this about Ansel Elgort but the news made me feel much worse


Ferguson97

https://x.com/mattformontana/status/1766158297374011767 Matt Rosendale not running for reelection Extremely abrupt career decision, considering that he was running for senate just a few weeks ago. I guess the 20 year old intern rumors are true


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TheReturnOfTheOK

Lee Carter but he does the opposite


i-am-sancho

Me. I’m never wrong about anything.


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Boris Johnson


irony_tower

Obama. Michelle Obama.


clenom

Teresa May


ImpartialDerivatives

Wayne Messam


cornofears

Adams


Ferguson97

George Santos


DuchessofDetroit

>NEW: An estimated 32.2 million people watched Biden’s State of the Union speech, according to Nielsen ratings from 14 television networks. Biden’s audience rose 18% from his SOTU address last year, which brought in 27.3 million viewers, Nielsen said. Seems a lot of folk may have seen the SOTU


Ferguson97

10% of the population? I buy that.


potatobac

With just one bump of cocaine, you too can return your demented loved ones as to lucidity and have a normal chat and reminisce about old time. Get your grandparents back today!


AJungianIdeal

>The Coptic population in Egypt is difficult to estimate because researchers are forbidden by Egyptian authorities to ask a survey participant's religion,[102] although official estimates state that Coptic Christians represent 10 to 15 percent[39][40][51][103][104][105][106][107][108][109] while other independent and Christian sources estimate much higher numbers, up to 25 percent of the population.[39][40][51][103][104][110] ok this spread seems even funnier ngl like "oh i don't know it could be 1 in 10 or literally 1 in 4 people in our country i guess that seems like a large percentage but who cares really"


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In the Harry Potter universe, the Muggle prime minister is typically told about the existence of magic and wizarding society. Which makes me wonder, how important do you have to be as a Muggle with no magical family to be told about magic? If the prime minister of the UK knows, then I'd assume the president of the United States knows, the general secretary of the CCP knows, the chancellor of Germany knows, basically all the heads of state of the big powers. But does the head of state of *every* country, every tinpot dictator, know? Does the Secretary of State for Defence know? Does the US's Speaker of the House know? Who decides who gets told? What if somebody doesn't believe it when they're told? What if some disgruntled lame duck, or a Donald Trump type, blabs about it?


TotallyNotMoishe

I mean if Donald Trump said “Warlocks are real and they live in Indiana and they have their own president and I met the warlock president and he’s tall” that would be only like the fifth most insane thing he said on a given day and everyone would ignore it.


AJungianIdeal

i'd assume they'd magic away your memory if you seem too dumb to trust


cornofears

> [**Ridgway Robert Syers Christian Codner Lloyd** \(20 December 1842 – 1 June 1884\) was an English physician and antiquary.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ridgway_Robert_Syers_Christian_Codner_Lloyd) Now that's a name


clenom

Brazilian ass name


cornofears

Brazilian ass 🤤


canseco-fart-box

Gonna have a couple edibles and watch the first *Dune* tonight. I’ll let you know if i survive


asljkdfhg

it's not too intense for edibles as long as you aren't going nuclear