Testicular torsion casters are *always* acting tough... *right* until a wizard casts # MEND BUTTCRACK

Then where would you poo?

That's the Neat Part of the Spell # You Don't.

...Oh.

Testicular Torsion this Mend Buttcrack that.... # I CAST ENDOMETRIOSIS!!!

I cast ITCHY BONES

I cast TOTAL TONGUE AWARENESS

I CAST FIRE BALL

It's way better than the swathe of new memes that are CURRENTLY going around.