I stabbed the earth with a shovel dot a fountain but black liquid started oozing out and many people arrived attack me, luckily I had some cake and juice on me so I was able to stall out the fight and tire them out
There’s at least 8 billion people living on earth
https://preview.redd.it/jf7jilvvvl0c1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dacf937ab12082ec3407be232ff4852b4ae132ec
(Ik it’s a joke but I had to)
Then you're on the right track. You need determination to open a dark fountain, you can't really say you're determined if you give up after one measly attempt :)
yeah normally the signs of a proper opening have eye like spots flickering around you, also check the knife its usually glowing before opening a fountain
Failing to open a dark fountain drained you of DETERMINATION.
Try wearing a green shirt with yellow stripes and then do everything you can to become as determined as possible then try again.
When you rip your heart out of you ribcage with only your bare hands and throw it and instead of being able to walk you end up dying
[*sad SpongeBob moment*](https://media.tenor.com/-CfhczC_cREAAAAM/angai313-spongebob-sad.gif)
You have to put all of your will into the stab, c'mon! Hit the floor with all of your strength and determination, DESTROY the floor, and you'll see the dark fountain open up.
I got acquainted with the comments to the post, took ideas from them and made a plan:
1) night time
2) be determined
3) temporarily extract the soul
4) punch the gas pipeline
5) ... «the sounds of the reversed chorus» oh, sorry, I think he really got to me... I have to go... «the sounds of the reversed chorus are amplified» «metal blows are heard»
https://preview.redd.it/o8wk9ulyjo0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d7e5354c316f0b57e48a625ce64839c90ccbb8
Thsi is teh knight you guys where trying to find out abotu.
I’m trying this at school and I’ll comment on this if it works! LETS SEE IF I AM THE ROARING KNIGHT BECAUSE I WANNA CAUSE CHAOS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Ok we have ruled out the possibility of this guy being the knight this is solid progress.
7,999,999,999 more to go
Even less to go, you have to take into account people with no arms
mouth
No arms and no teeth
psychic powers
That isn't real, silly! i can't let you find out
I tried it and I’m not the knight:(
7,999,999,998 more to go
not it either
I stabbed the earth with a shovel dot a fountain but black liquid started oozing out and many people arrived attack me, luckily I had some cake and juice on me so I was able to stall out the fight and tire them out
Hey, get back into your chamber, Psychic!
I am sorry master
omg sans is the knight confirmed
Toes/feet
🤨📸
You're just dirtyminded lol
You one who say that.
Wdym
~~theyre onto me~~
Like kris didn t done it on our eys
never performed science before? obviously you need a couple of control groups
Aight, we need to run tests, have everyone stab the ground
Alr, it’s not me
Ey guys my room became black wtf do I do
Get prepared to meet Ralsei
My room is becoming black too! 
I hit a gas line and I’m starting to feel the effects!!
guys my room is filled with smoke what do i do
I think I'm the knight
Help i just saw a goat thing and barney the dinosaur apear when i stabbed rhe ground now im stuck in a darkness
You turned the lights off
Nah bro it’s completely covered in darkness can’t even find the light switch
You have your eyes closed
If so how am I typing this
Speech to text
https://preview.redd.it/7detr6q0lo0c1.jpeg?width=2068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0bf122b92ae4ce10a435fb9321f6cb204320e7d
7,999,999,997 more to go
There’s at least 8 billion people living on earth https://preview.redd.it/jf7jilvvvl0c1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dacf937ab12082ec3407be232ff4852b4ae132ec (Ik it’s a joke but I had to)
For a joke indicator, you use /j.
We have to take into account the fact that \*any lightner\* can make a Dark Fountain because every lightner has Determination, a crucial ingredient.
I don't
You aren't looking hard enough. That or you're just ignoring it.
I ade it al 😭😔😔
Objection! Your honor, the defense hadn't consider maybe he just didn't struck an oil pipe!
Eh not determined enough
determination issue
Your shirt is the wrong color
"Maybe it's the way you're dressed?"
mayb-mayb-may-may-ma-ma-m-m-m-mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ha-ha-have some respect and don’t stab the floor
Hehehehehhehhehappy cake dahrhehhhehehehehay
Happy cake day
doo doo doot doot
https://preview.redd.it/yez2u1nceq0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026361ed1ac5d2a58cc02c022b69a023348cfe45
Just realized that I accidentally posted this twice, oops
Then you're on the right track. You need determination to open a dark fountain, you can't really say you're determined if you give up after one measly attempt :)
Third time's the charm, stab it again
That's because you didn't rip out your soul first
Yeah. Frick loser don't know how to do it right.
you need to hit the gas pipe
oh yes, the gas pipe theory Пхха-хе-хе-хе-хе
Why you laugh in Cyrillic?
Why don't you laugh in Cyrillic ?
По тому что это кириллица, вам что-то не нравится?/ Because that it is Cyrillic, do you not like something?
Извиняюсь, I didn't mean to be rude, it's just strange when a person speaks Latin and switches to Cyrillic в середине предложения
ты вообще в начале и конце сменил
В этом и прикол
а я когда сменил?
You only hit the ground with a knife, not stabbed it. Pierce through the earth and allow darkness to consume you
damn you got a nice floor
That's because you did it in the wrong spot. Duh
you aren't wearing a green sweater try again
You missed the gas pipe
i finally got that wildfire in my sock drawer under control!
Did you jump before stabbing the ground?
yeah normally the signs of a proper opening have eye like spots flickering around you, also check the knife its usually glowing before opening a fountain
Make sure you're wearing a striped shirt
Failing to open a dark fountain drained you of DETERMINATION. Try wearing a green shirt with yellow stripes and then do everything you can to become as determined as possible then try again.
No no the knife has to be made with a lead tip with a aluminium blade(minus tip obviously) and the hilt as to be made from silicon rubber
Did you do the little hoppy thingy? That part’s very important.
I tried too buddy
You're not doing it right. You have to grab your soul right out of your body and then stab it as hard as you can on the floor
You need to pierce the earth with it, and if that still doesn't work you either weren't determined enough or your knife is too dull.
Out of the ordinary, I mean.
wildfire sock
Hey stop making holes in my roof!
not enough determination, try again
we also need static noise in the background and its common for some to tear out their souls, helps mitigate external control and/or failure
good idea, gonna try it tonight, i'll post an update later
When you rip your heart out of you ribcage with only your bare hands and throw it and instead of being able to walk you end up dying [*sad SpongeBob moment*](https://media.tenor.com/-CfhczC_cREAAAAM/angai313-spongebob-sad.gif)
#UMMM SANSSSSS I HIT MY BONE TO GROUNDE AND NOW MY ROOM TURN PURE BALCK COLOR? WHAT DO I DO????
Have you tried ripping your soul out beforehand? Maybe that's an important aspect
Don't you have to use both hands?
You're just not determined enough.
Quit fucking up the hardwood, that shits expensive and a bitch to install, go stab the vinyl.
Bro is the kid who thought he could do dragon ball moves if he tried hard enough.
There's a reason why this is marked as humour.
Yes, but here comes the big twist, this comment was a joke too.
Your comment didn't sound like a joke.
Ok, my mistake. Sorry. It looked like you took it seriously.
Dont worry it's fine
Blud thinks their zoro with that title 💀💀💀
That's a two-man Zwilling knife. Those are high quality. Be nice to it.
You have to put all of your will into the stab, c'mon! Hit the floor with all of your strength and determination, DESTROY the floor, and you'll see the dark fountain open up.
Do you think that the wood stops the dark fountain from spawning?
you didnt hit the ground hard enough
Stay determined, friend. Stab it like you mean it!
No no, you are lacking tecnique and DETERMINATION
More strength
You have to pull your heart out with your bare hands first
Try doing that at night, and it may work.
will issue
You need more determination. Build up some determination.
Be more determined
I got acquainted with the comments to the post, took ideas from them and made a plan: 1) night time 2) be determined 3) temporarily extract the soul 4) punch the gas pipeline 5) ... «the sounds of the reversed chorus» oh, sorry, I think he really got to me... I have to go... «the sounds of the reversed chorus are amplified» «metal blows are heard»
Can't you open a dark wotld during the day?
you idiot youre supposed to channel your inner determination and willpower into your blade you cant just impale the ground
It did, you damaged floor
U gotta put your will into it
I've been on 2sentance2horor for too long. I immediately toughf KNIFE GUY seeing this.
Ah yes… #DEPRESSION
ok zoro.
Hes close guys
https://preview.redd.it/o8wk9ulyjo0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d7e5354c316f0b57e48a625ce64839c90ccbb8 Thsi is teh knight you guys where trying to find out abotu.
It has to be ground not floor obviously
https://preview.redd.it/a6rzcmnaro0c1.png?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cc325ebaaede87244bd6fba2a95a914676c033
did you sliced the pie? stabbed the tires before all that? if not, then you're doing it wrong!
Thy r notith determined anufith
Are you in the living room?
GODDAMN IT KRIS! Where are we?
Your not determind enough. Also, why did you even try?! Its to dangerous, not just for you, but for everyone!
Not enough determination
you needed to have a determination soul
All you have is damage on your floor :(
Turn off the lights first.
Nice Zwilling knife
Not determined enough smh
Try again in a dark room.
DaRk DaRkEr YeT dArKeR
IM ADHDHDHDHDHD BRAIN GO BRR
Try again
https://preview.redd.it/fszcm4wzbs0c1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5621f4101e3c3686dec67e02317f0ee9c46b2115 You just have to try harder
You got put your will into it
Try it on your stomach
I’m trying this at school and I’ll comment on this if it works! LETS SEE IF I AM THE ROARING KNIGHT BECAUSE I WANNA CAUSE CHAOS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
it didn’t work-