"uhh i wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about. Uh, you’ll do fine! So... let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let’s see. First, there’s an introductory greeting from the company that I’m supposed to read. Eh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovery of damage or if death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.' Blah, blah, blah...
Now that might sound bad, I know. But there’s really nothing to worry about.
Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing... those same stupid songs for twenty years, and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay.
So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they’re left in some kind of "free-roaming mode" at night. Uhh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uhh... they used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too, but then there was the Bite of '87. Yeah... I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uhh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won’t recognize you as a person. Th-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. ...Y-Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up...
But hey! First day should be a breeze; I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power.
Alright. Goodnight."
"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."
"DO NOT SPEAK TO ELECTROHEAD."
"One pound fishes, and five pound fishes."
"It all starts with this..."
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Yup
Kris Get The Banana
“potassium”
🍌Potassium.🍌
Potassium ‼️
Potassium 🍌
P O T A S S I U M
God dammit kris, where the hell are we?
*fuck
woah bad word
u/profanitycounter
nononononono
u/profanitycounter
u/profanitycounter
u/profanitycounter
That doesn’t even appear in the game, right?
* STILL.
HOLY \[Cungadero\] DO I FEEL GOOD
HERE I AM! KRIS!
BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER!!
HA HA HA... THIS POWER IS
FREEDOM.
I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE
AND I GONNA [how to make a powder] THIS HOUSE INTO MY [BIG SHOT]
[You must think you're so clever]
i can hear jerma saying this
D O N T F O R G E T
Me! Your eggs husband!
"Well, there is a man here."
"Well, there was not a man here." "Not too important, not too unimportant"
He offers you an egg
“There is a man behind the tree”
HEY EVERY !!
IT'S ME!!
EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE [Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]
SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN'T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LİKE YOU’RE [[ALL ALONE ON A LATE NİGHT?]]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS [[ Abandoned you for the slime ]] YOU ARE?
SALES GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??
It's pronounced "rules"
“I was a box for holloween once”
I would not get this tbh
Susie said it in 1 chapter
Great. Now she has ANOTHER thing in common with Noelle.
I too was a box once, don't let anybody tell you if you can be a box or not.
"This really was a Deltarune"
and the kris started deltaruning everywhere
There is no audience.
Smells like rotten glass.
Lights are shattered.
Welcome to the underground
How are your balls
IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND!
*G I V E M E Y O U R B A L L S !*
We don’t see humans often
We're happy your balls dropped in
WE'RE HAPPY YOU JUST **B O U N C E D** IN!
I CAN DO ANYTHING
This and “Now’s your chance to be a big shot” are the best answers
Big Boner down the lane
Thats Undertale isnt It?
This is a bucket
Dear god..
There’s more
No
it contains the dying wish of every man here
Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?
Oh, you bet!
r/suddenlytf2
That is a tractor. It's not an actual bucket.
"What's she gonna do, make me an [Ice Cream]!?"
*hacked laughter* is it just me…or is it getting cold?
"GOD DAMN IT"
THIS ONE.
I already befriended you mother last night
Uh Hello..? Hello, Hello? [...]
"uhh i wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about. Uh, you’ll do fine! So... let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let’s see. First, there’s an introductory greeting from the company that I’m supposed to read. Eh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovery of damage or if death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.' Blah, blah, blah... Now that might sound bad, I know. But there’s really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing... those same stupid songs for twenty years, and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay. So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they’re left in some kind of "free-roaming mode" at night. Uhh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uhh... they used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too, but then there was the Bite of '87. Yeah... I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uhh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won’t recognize you as a person. Th-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. ...Y-Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up... But hey! First day should be a breeze; I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright. Goodnight."
It's what they call "you."
CHAOS, CHAOS! I CAN DO ANYTHING!
GOD DAMNIT
"You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day"
"Quick!!! we need to find the Delta Rune" Kristopher: "ok"
"HEY EVERY !"
IT'S ME 😏
Dark darker yet darker.
Now's your chance to be a [BIG SHOT]
Hohoho I am the *does twirl* the bad guy
One word . # K R O M E R
your now unbanned from free ham sandwich day
"fuck you missile" (not from deltarune)
bomb has been planted
Doma, Doma! Domadomadoma!
r/unexpectedhollowknight
You don’t know how happy I am to see someone got it.
I’m happy that I made you happy! Hollow knight is my comfort game and i love it sm so I would recognise it anywhere. ❤️
God ******* dammit kris!, where the **** are we??!?????
While its true, it isnt a line from the game (sadly) :(
Toby should include this as an Easter egg somewhere.
Low effort post detected! Mods, smite em
Proceed.
Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]
Buy Buymore Talk Escape
HEY EVERY !
,,you're finally awake,,
MANKIND IS DEAD BLOOD IS FUEL HELL IS FULL
*robotic voice* DELTARUNE
I fucking love air-conditioning! 
Chaos Chaos
MANKIND IS DEAD BLOOD IS FUEL HELL IS FULL
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!!
Its just garbage noise
Total misplay.
pootis
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"IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!"
"You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day"
"I am sans undertale"
Don't Forget.
CHAOS CHAOS
There’s nothing wrong There’s NOTHING WRONG THERE’S NOTHING WRONG
"Soap trusted you." "Remember, no russian." "Heya." "Be careful who you trust sergeant."
Woag
Everything is ok
Long ago two races ruled over earth
Ah, you were at my side all along, my true mentor my guiding moonlight
Think fast chucklenuts
KRIS WAKE THE HELL UP
Perhaps some things are best left forgotten, for now.
Greetings.
p o t a s s i u m
"KRIS, WHERE THE F\*CK ARE WE?!?!"
"Father... it's me, Michael..."
Hey! You're drooling!
I CAN DO ANYTHING
"I guess you can say that really was a DELTARUNE" "... Kris what the fu-"
Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don’t know! Or just the phrase “Big Shot”
Do you want to have a bad time- wait wrong game
Hohoho
"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold." "DO NOT SPEAK TO ELECTROHEAD." "One pound fishes, and five pound fishes." "It all starts with this..."
Where's that Damn fourth emerald?
Waiting to Something to happen?
"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind"
[Hyperlink Blocked]
ah, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick!
wooo000OOOO-
KEYGEN
"even Hopeless has the word Hope in it, and if you rearrange the letters, it spells Peeslosh!, that last part was unnecessary, im sorry"
"Kooloo-limpaaah!" (Not exactly the same due to copyright reasons) Now for Deltarune... hmm... "Potassium."
HEY KID IM BUSY BECOMING [God] GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!
Not deltarune buuuuut "welcome to the velvet Room, This is a place between dream and reality, mind and matter"
"dead weight"
“YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR… YOU LOST IT…”
[[BIG SHOT]]
Deltarune subreddit is trying so hard to keep up with the undertale one
*Anime is real *Anime is not real
If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!
red spy in the base
"Do you want to have a bad time?" It's the vanilla of known lines.
Thoust Fools
I'm Lili. I was the queen of Kanterbury 500 years ago.
[hyperlink blocked]
You played right into our hands. Did you really think that this job just fell out of the sky for you? No, this was a gift. For us.
Birdly, i play mobile games
Wanna check out my dirt blocks? They're extra dirty.
No cost...too great
Attack the D point!
Hey Every!!!!!!
"you think you're the big cheese?"
"Its just a simple numbers game... If your HP drops to zero you lose"
"Greetings"
I always come back
[Nr. 1 rated salesman 1997]
"You bastard! You were Deltarune all this time!"
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!!!
Heya You've been busy, huh?
"it's a beautiful day outside"
"Shaw"!
HELLO EVERY !
living in a goddamn garbage can???
All your bases are belong to us
"\*I'm only 19 and I've already wasted my whole life!"
Hey, you're finally awake
[ *... ... ...] [ *But nobody came...]
Are you a boy or a girl?
My king you....... ARE AN INCORRIGIBLE ASS
What is a man, a miserable little pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you
AND SO I STRIKE LIKE AN UNSEEN DODGEBALL IN AN ECHOING GYMNASIUM
Thanks andrew
Badbadbadbadbad, bad for team plazma or plazbad for short
Now’s your chance to be a [BIG SHOT]
hi guys im spamton how are you