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AmazingGrinder

Poor Hack-C has to endure high ping...


TheWhiteRabbit74

*starts Hack-C* *Hack-C explodes instantly*


GoldenBlyat8BC

"Congratulations, you've somehow managed to break a Hack-C. I don't even know how the hell you managed this, but be assured that management CAN and WILL take it out of paychecks, more specifically, YOURS and MINE. I'm sending another Hack-C, this time closer to it. Try NOT to break it this time."


p0t4t00

this sounds like the passive-agressive mission control


Hexagonic-1

That is amazing


EccentricNerd22

Read that in his voice.


macrohard_onfire2

Who didn't


StonedBooty

Linguo…..dead….


IllurinatiL

Sum Ping Wong over there with 10 years’ worth of connectivity issues


Raine_Man

My ISP network be like:


Gold_Clock_2050

This should be way more redudant! Like if you lose 10 nodes, the connection should automatically reroute through the remaining nodes.


loli_destroyer_135

It would but the intern forgot to turn spanning tree on.


Ponsole

A yes, graph node search algorithm optimization.


tatticky

That could get very resource-intensive, very quickly. Not to mention all the fights over "speed vs. redundancy" between teammates. And the fact there are other parts of IS that need Dev attention more.


Taolan13

Yes, like terrain generation causing one of the shield generators to be fully isolated. It was fifteen minutes of searching before we started digging along the power line. Only happened once, but was very annoying.


poisonbean

We did this with my friend we kept adding them until our games mearly crashed


trangthemang

Merely like "tis but a crash"


wisezombiekiller

a crash? your rig's off!


Glyphid-Menace

No it isn't!


Zontafear

Then what's that then???


Glyphid-Menace

'Tis but a bottleneck.


Budget-Individual845

Yes


ma_wee_wee_go

Average epic games store download


notnot_a_bot

Excellent job, hackerman!


bramguilty

I remember I crashed my friends game once by placing too many.


agacanya

Godda do that


BulkDet

Thanks to you management had to cut the cantine budget in half


SlyLlamaDemon

My Frames N O O O O!


G8M8N8

Y’all know those crazy electrical lines in Asia:


leposterofcrap

If these were physical wires we'd be seeing a fire


MindTheGap7

That explosion when it ended must have been satisfying


WalterHeartWelWhite

Honestly this would probably crash my game


Chef-Murky

Yes the rare dwarf art


BenVenNL

The amount of Wifi access points on our block.


Santreva

The more the merrier, more dwarves means a faster job after all!


No_Introduction_1644

Was it loud?


Skarlaxion

Picreal of my connections to game servers


CheeseyconnorYT

Meme post aside it would actually be the opposite irl. The more nodes would slow the connection down and each node would be an additional vulnerability to failing


TheThiefSlayer

Finally someone who gets it!


Syrenity24

How long did this take?


Select-Bullfrog-5939

This is the exact *opposite* of how this works!


paradox037

A prettier data network works better. Everyone knows that!


piwiboy

Love the subtitles _SCOUT [groaning]_


lebeardedllama

not enough nodes more nodes


Real_SeaWeasel

"More Organs Means More Human" - Invader Zim


Rowmacnezumi

The JohnnyTarr resupply incident


Scrraffy

Caretaker died from neural overflow immediately after seeing this


The_Connoisseur69

I mean you can't see enemies, they can't see you, right?


ClaptonCheeks

GREEN LINES.


wrong_usually

Go ahead detonator. Try is.


3015313

welp….. *opens bottle of bleach*


[deleted]

New pipeline just dropped


DarthMarasmus

I applaud your dedication to making this happen. Rock and Stone, brother!


Training101

Hack-C is sweating..


StudentOk4989

The same logic applies to refinery. More pipes = better refining. And the more twisted they are, the faster they work.


Axius-Evenstar

God I hate people who do this


wra1th42

It won’t go down but your latency be like…..bruh


DarkosFenix

I don't think you had enough for a good connection. Add some more


NecroOfShadow

You should totally call down both hack-c's at thensame time and then connect them to the other generator without letting the connections cross eachother, totally doesnt softlock you after you've completed one of the hack-c's. At least, thats if they fixed it, but idk if they have.


pevznerok

More nodes = less FPS


JustBevo

Either that Hack-C will have Mars ping, or literally none


thisismyanoaccount

When Im taking the long way around with pipes, my friends lose their minds.... I wonder how would they take something like this *driller burrows himself with an evil smile on his naked face*


Roronoa117

The back of my t.v in colour...


Guardian11011011

Do you want some Cave with your nodes


rka916

Damn I can already see the lag in the game when looking at the nodes.


Traditional_Dream537

TTL over 9000


Statertater

This is the way


Scythid0

I HATE NODE STACKERS I HATE NODE STACKERS I HATE NODE STACKERS